Posts by Paul Woodhouse
45 posts • joined Tuesday 3rd November 2009 23:05 GMT
Re: This Study Is Biased
hmm, actually good point, plants are photosensative, would have thought the basics for eyes would have been before any animals...
upvoted... didn't realise yanks could be that subtle in trolling :D...
easy enough using pinyin, would be a much steeper learning curve if it was zhuyin, the wife's from taiwan so I have to set her keyboard up for zhuyin input, I learned Chinese on the mainland though, so I use pinyin... doesn't half cause amusement..
Certainly wouldn't be a Korma in Action... they are way too mild...
one word...
Exchange...
had a particularly crap spec 2K3 SBS server running exchange, average size of mailbox prob. around 10GB, naturally it would frequently die, the HDD died in a slow strange fashion at one point, still working to the point where it corrupted my backups as well... spent a full weekend getting that lot back, (mainly by hacking peoples OST files into PST ones) one of the directors woke me up at the desk I had finally passed out at on Monday morning and the first thing he said was do you know email isn't working?
oh bloody hell...
my wife drive's a Jap import Mini Kensington...
this is gonna make a right mess of my google and ebay searches for parts for it :(
meh
Postal2 was better and more shocking fun...
Re: Oh boy, here we go again.
obvious troll is obvious...
not sure if this would be good... or bad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
umm
bit obvious but aren't hactivists a lot more likely to boast about what they got and criminals keep quiet then they can keep using it...
quite likely, criminals got a lot more thats not been detected yet...
only trawled through the first 3 pages so far and no ones mentioned Twilight?....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEep5BrexT0
well, there is a precedent of sorts, you'll have to fit him with Oxygen though and is that winter coat thick enough for the altitudes he'll be going to?
hmm...
Doesn't this mean that you have to tell it what websites you want it to check for?... rather than just ask your computer which websites you've been to... if a NAT'd computer is behind a caching proxy, isn't it likely that you'll get the same results for every computer in that network as well...
neat though...
in other news the Northern Island Office gained 127 computers or hard drives, no less than 71 BlackBerrys and "293 other items of IT equipment between 1 May 2010 and 30 September 2011".
This sentance contains so much FAIL
Create a complex password using upper and lower case letters, numbers and special characters such as $%&!. Devise a way to differentiate your password for each site you use, for example putting the first and last letters of the web site name at the beginning and end of your initial complex password, making it unique yet easy to remember
cos...
if someone phishes your facebook password and finds its
ftw4tt!ngk
it aint gonna take a great leap of imagination to work out hotmail is
htw4tt!ngl
heh, I've had a hankering for a DeLorean for ages...
The main thing that puts me off is I'd end up on an assault charge for twatting the 50th person who asked me where the flux capacitor is...
but that Volvo/Renault engine can be upgraded to the one from an Alpine Turbo very easily... mmmmm
hmmm...
Wonder if there's any brave souls going for www.iPorn.xxx
not tried Unity yet....
I'm happy with 10.10, no need to upgrade it, I'll fire up something with 11.10 on it soon just to see if I like it before I decide which camp I'm going to be in...
Spider traps aint hard....
stick a link right at the beginning of your page thats hidden to a human user, tell bots to ignore this link in robots.txt, any IP address that follows that link gets banned...
jobs a good un...
umm... maybe I'm being a bit thick here...
but have they never heard of robots.txt?
RE: G+
Whats G+?
bud aint that bad
not a patch on Qing Dao of course but infinitly better than those gloops known as real ales...
ARGHHHHH!!!!
Thats 2 of my favourite assumptions wiped out in one go...
1. The iPhone is mainly useless
2. All Yanks are dumb...
Stirling work though, hope they get it released on Android soon.
Truecrypt
is your free friend....
My Android phone woke me up...
or the bloody thing would have done if I could get the alarm loud enough to actually wake me...
and as always with M$
The moral of the story is wait for Service Pack 1....
as a freebie, MSSE is the one I'm recommending at the moment
I've only seen one infection get past it so far... ESET Nod32 is still the daddy though...
heh, like this comment
"Flash is there. Our users are going to use it, and it's going to crash."
oh soo true...
urghhh.... Kimchi....
that stuffs lethal... the Missus is banned from putting it in the fridge now cos it stinks the whole house up for days...
another thumbs up for gOS for an easy webmachine
dead easy to set up and novices have to really try hard to break it, works well on quite old hardware as well...
I thought this was already accepted
due to the fact that the nephrons in human kidneys are elongated to get the most water possible out of liquid that passes through them as in other desert animals...
corrected for ya...
"If you don't have A LOCAL NETWORK Exchange, Outlook is terrible..." TFTFY
I bet it tastes even worse than Stella
Urghh.... thats gonna be horrid, still : Scots produce something thats not fryed shock...
haha bastards
Thats a proper work place wind up... my moneys on the guy who comes over talking to him being the guilty party for setting him up as well...
is this the register?
Or the Daily Mash?...
Daily Mash did it better though :p
Gym equipment is so difficult to work though
seriously, I went to the gym once and couldn't work out how to program the running machine, fitness instructor nearly wet herself when she found out I was in IT...
I'll stick to martial arts for my fitness thanks...
urghh.... why Stella?
it is indeed the burberry of lagers... could be a good app to know what pubs to avoid though
I'm loving 9.10
went the backup settings to pen drive and then clean install route here... no issues at all, loving it... 3 or 4 year old Dell Dimension machine, 1st time I've ever installed a Linux OS where everything just worked straight off the install.
