135 posts • joined 17 May 2007
EE - Website updated
Well, this made me laugh. EE have updated their Website for managing your mobile account online. Myself and several colleagues have EE phones, and without exception we all now have in our personal details the title "Captain", as opposed to Mr etc.
As my surname's Cooke, this got a few chuckles.
In some ways the site is an improvement, but in some ways not, e.g. since the upgrade it's forgotten that I have an iPhone, and clicking 'Why is my device unknown' takes you nowhere useful - there appears to be nowhere on the new site to reinstate this information...
I'm not saying I believe this experiment - though sooner or later somebody *will* find a large-scale engineering solution to exploit quantum relativistic effects, and I bet they get all the same flak as this one.
But to quote someone from another field altogether - 'new paradigms don't become accepted when they're proven; they get accepted when the people who believed the previous one all get old and die, and nobody is left who *didn't* think the new paradigm worked'.
My credit card providers regularly used to p*ss me off with this - I'd faithfully call them to say I was going abroad, "Yes, no problem, sir". My card would then be declined in the ATM at my destination, and my mobile (assuming I'd taken it) would start ringing with some t*t in the UK going "Sir, sir, your card may be being used fraudulently in XYZ country". As I didn't want to pay the hefty charge to receive an international call, I'd not answer, and that card was then trashed for the rest of my trip.
Fortunately I have several cards, and not all of them have such cocked-up fraud systems. The same provider regularly blocks my card when I try and send money abroad, e.g. through Western Union, even though I do this regularly so it's not 'unusual activity' on my account. I've tried telling their fraud team, but the answer I get is 'it's an automated system, we can't stop it even if you tell us you're going to use your card in this way'.
Guess who isn't going to get all the juicy commission and exchange rate charges for me using my card abroad? They may not even get my UK business if I get annoyed enough.
... and I've been into my surgery recently, as has my wife and my Mum, no publicity etc etc.
What my Indian friends always say they'd like is any *3GS* model - they're almost indestructible compared to the more fragile 4/4S/5...
Everything's an iPhone
I visited friends overseas recently, and one them said, "Oh, I got a new iPhone." He then pulled out what was obviously a Sony Xperia. Clearly in some places, any large touchscreen phone is automatically 'an iPhone'.
Sound of Sony's brand team weeping into their beer.....
"But you can call me Brian"
Am I the only person who instantly thought of the confused.com advert :)
Branching out a bit; I believe it's true that following Indian independence, the Indian parliament debated what language to designate as the 'official' one for government purposes. But because Hindi is primarily spoken in the North, and one or more of the other proposed languages (escapes me temporarily which ones) were predominantly in use in the South, they couldn't agree on an 'indigenous' language for the whole country, so went back to English.
Happy to be corrected on how this went down by others more knowledgeable.
Vernor Vinge. Localisers. That's all. (Google it :-)
How much d'you think they'd charge for a glass of that? (like Mr Branson's suborbital flights but you don't have to leave your armchair ;-)
I call Sonic!!!
Nice to get a Narnia reference thrown in the mix just to cause a millisecond pause - "Where in LOTR is that? Is it something Galadriel said once?"
I for one welcome our new Motie overlords!
OK, what was the point of the flashing light? Did it have a "This vehicle is reversing" sound too???
Next it'll be compulsory to have a guy in a spacesuit with a red flag space-walking in front of it ;-)
Can't resist - Heinlein's "Rolling Stones", every sci-fi asteroid mining ref ever. Where's Klondike Pete on his rocket scooter?
I'm going to dust off my copy of Heinlein's "Rolling Stones" in homage to this.
Goosebumps - seriously.
Reality catches up with sci-fi
Vernor Vinge - "A Deepness in the Sky" - one of the best portraits of what this technology will bring.
Hmm, this is where all those words come in like "frenemy" and "compartnitor" (think I might have made that one up just, actually ;-)
Perhaps I missed something, but if the area where these are targeted is so remote you can only get there by helicopter, and the infrastructure is so basic you have to power the laptop from solar cells, how do they 'learn to use the Internet'? Satellite modem???
Angry iPhone users
Thought it was going to be a new game - like Angry Birds...
Bid for oldest instance of this
OK, sad I know, but my earliest experience of this was with a Sharp MZ80K running BASIC from tape in RAM, and we got (heaven only knows where!) a memory map for it which allowed this exact thing. Really cool part was, you could write the hacked BASIC back to tape, so everyone had their own boot tape with their favourite messages.
@Reason for visit "Imperialism"
Likely apocryphal, but I guess many of us have heard the story of the guy filling in an Australian port-of-entry form; under "Criminal record:" he wrote "I didn't think one was still required".
Story goes he was put back on the plane.....
I can't look at the Website for this program because our firewall counts it as "Weapons" :)))))
I have to say this gets to me every time - probably I'm not the only one who was watching the MSL launch last weekend shouting "Yes!" at the screen when we saw the fantastic live video of separation from the booster. Don't forget to keep following the story about the efforts to reactivate Prospero...................
OK, so it's only nearly a decade since we had Panasonic GSM phones in the UK (somebody check GSMArena) but they actually weren't bad for the time.
Love the Cosmic Trilogy reference - Lewis's best book/s, bar none.
This Dragon mission must be a first of some kind - surely worth a bigger fanfare?
Clearly I don't understand the technical issues here, as my first thought was 'disk drives attached to CPU and memory, er, isn't that just a "computer"?' :):)
Prospero - British satellite program
Thought there was something about this at RAF Cosford (went there a year or so back) but can't immediately find it on the Web site.
iPhone 8, anyone?
Someone had to say it...
Getting a sense of dejavu here - 'a couple of months in is not too late'? Unless I am in a parallel universe, iPads have been out way longer than a couple of months...
Let me into the asylum...
"Rockets in Ursa Major"
... and the headquarters has to be at Mildenhall ;-)
Um, pedantic I know...
... but technically, anything that happens on another body in the Solar System can't be "geological" or "subterranean" as both of these mean stuff on our own planet. Hence terms like 'selenology', 'areology'. I have no idea what the corresponding terms are for Titan, if they've even been invented.
I think if you try this out with flour and ball bearings, you can prove that *all* impact craters are circular regardless of the angle of impact. (If it's not an impact, more of a 'skip', I guess this doesn't apply).
Read this to see the logical outcome - another great book from Vernor Vinge.
Indeed - "Colonel Wilma" - this and Flash Gordon (the one with the washing up liquid bottles covered in silver foil with fireworks tied to the back) were my favourites....
Anyone else think she looks like Carrie Fisher (back in the day)?
Hmm, possible. Pigment = chemical; different pigment = different chemical; different chemical plus same case plastic = different properties; case cracks during assembly?
You never know...
Anyone notice that it's flying over Enola Drive? Clearly this is a US heavy bomber returning from nuking Nagasaki that has been time-warped by the radiation.............. Philadelphia Experiment, anyone?
Great Heinlein reference.
Surely the last thing it's about is 'where do you want to run your stuff'? Does anyone care - or know - where the reservoir is that holds your water supply? Or which power station is generating your electricity at any given moment? The real questions are; is it there when you turn the tap switch? Who's responsible for making sure? How much do you pay, and how much choice do you have over cost versus service? What if something goes wrong, do you trust somebody else to fix it? I use a battery in my digital camera because I want portability and I can buy batteries in the supermarket when I need to; but I plug my TV into the mains because I don't carry it about with me. Surely these are the things cloud computing is supposed to be about, not 'where'?
Never mind the quality, feel the width
That second to last one looks like the pinstripe on my suit trousers - anyone think so too?
D**m I feel old
This is making me depressed. Flew into Paris last month, saw the Concorde on its podium, and now this. I remember the first Shuttle flight, remember the tragedies (you know how you can picture exactly where you were when you got shocking news?), now seeing the last landing....
A cold and lonely death...
Comet Halley (Hoyle)
Lots of good science in this 50's sci-fi novel...
Think the CSL line you're thinking of is;
"Just because a man is hungry doesn't mean he will get bread, but it suggests strongly that there _is_ such a thing as bread."
Works for me....
Not a dead donkey
We can argue about the niceties of 'sold' versus 'shipped' (FYI most 'consigned stock' supplier agreements treat stock shipped to retail stores as 'sold', this is standard business practice). But certainly the iPad is not in the position reported by, ahem, one of our competitors, who a few years ago bought into a large quantity of a product variant tipped as 'the latest thing in fashion branding'. The comment their purchasing director made after a few days' of minimal sales was "We have enough of these things to pave a road." How we larfed!
That brings a tear to my eye... When I was a tiny tot we went there and that piece of punched tape was the most amazing thing I had ever got from any trip, anywhere.
I now live just a few miles from Jodrell - haven't been for years, but smile every time I see the dishes while driving past. We'll certainly make a point of going when the new stuff is open.
Still can't beat those good old 50's British sci-fi novels from the Hoyles, either.
Now all they need to do is bolt one of these to each side of a bigger plane and Colonel Quaritch is in business...
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