352 posts • joined 27 Oct 2009
Marvin, yes! That movie, NOOOO!!
Love Marvin, I live Marvin (well, and Z'athr'as). But that movie left me with a terrible pain in all the sulci inside my skull.
Inside first, insiders first
"And they have done so despite the Great Firewall of China. You could even argue thanks to it."
Why would China wish to foster non-domestic companies? If it is difficult to conduct business within the country *because* it is cross-border business in the *wrong* direction, well, that serves "build the country".
There are multiple styles of protectionism, and saying you Western companies just don't understand the domestic market is both somewhat true and a definite excuse for obfuscation and obstruction.
Everybody loves a winner. They are fascinated by them, hence the gushing press. And I don't say that the winners are pre-ordained, except in one respect. They will be native Mandarin speakers exclusively.
Re: What GPS really needs
Very narrow road ahead
Very sharp edges too...
Does using/requiring HTTPS break this addition of identifying headers by the mobile provider? Lovely capitalist tracking pigs fouling up the plans of the lovely fascist security tracking pigs?
I don'know, wha'd you wanna do tonight?
"729 teraflops ...
nearly 71,000 AWS cores for an eight-hour run ...
completed nearly 620,000 compute-hours."
Trying to figure out what this means in AWS latent capacity. Am I really reading that AWS has high NN K cores just laying around - unused - just waiting for customers? I can understand a couple K cores just kinda loping along poking the spare database or serving a web page, waiting for a 'real' question to come along. But towards and beyond 100 K cores shooting the shit waiting for a good stretch-of-the-legs? How much capacity have they got just 'waiting'?
Re: Not quite wrong
I've spent whole flights stuck in the back of a jet between the tail-mounted engines reexperiencing Koyaanisqatsi - something about the sync/de-sync between them - enough to wonder whether the composer had been traveling quite a bit before inspiration. But then I've always had Glass in my ears. I think they call it 'tinnitus'.
Two different quotes I reference:
The difference between prose and poetry is not that different languages are used, but that the same language is used, differently.
Elegant or ugly code as well as fine or rude sentences have something in common: they don't depend on the language.
Re: Stop this before it goes too far
I thought that was called "re-tweet"?
Knock, knock, pizza man!
Hey, you can't arrest me, you said you had pizza!
So sue us...
"On behalf of the Pizza Industry we are incensed that the police imitated a pizza delivery person in order to arrest a criminal. Such subterfuge harms our member companies! Without the public's trust in honest cheese and crust civilization will collapse!"
Re: it's an beta release
Here, try out this new fancy car we're working on. Not ready for sale yet, but you get first looks. Here's the key...
BTW: The brakes don't work yet.... Ooooo.... Sorry!
Was it him?
Long ago in another age, MS stabbed IBM in the back and dropped OS2. A very prominent author got so irate at MS deep-sixing a finally rational API set, he swore he'd **never** write another book for Microsoft's APIs. Was that Petzold? Because strangely I have not in the last several years been able to track down exactly who that was... I sure though it was him, but can't find *any* mention. Very strange, as it was a big deal at the time.
Some fruit flies and the like will purposely select fruit that is fermenting, and naturally brewing alcohol, which normally is *not* a good thing for the larvae to be swimming through. When? If there are parasitic wasps hanging around (which amazing the flies can detect) then the flies lay their eggs on the alcoholic fruit. Because the alcohol helps retard or defeat the wasps' eggs should they try to parasitise the larvae. No wasps, then they pick healthy fruit. Wasps, then they pick noxious, hoping it will improve the chances for the larvae.
Is this stuff cool or what?
Now would *y'all* have thought of an idea like that to check out? Researchers don't stop at "huh?". They love "hey, why that screwy fly/whale/asteroid doing *that!*"
Is that Internet "decades"? Or "dog years"? In other words, not since we last coded such a thing in the hoary ancient past of 5 years ago. C'mon, CGI is only 21 years clock time old. Let's cut the bombast, okay?
No one *now-a-days* would code like they did years ago. Great, going forward. Problem is, who funds the effort to fix things coded 5 or 10 years ago?
What is the total technical debt accumulated across this industry, anyway? How many person-millenia would that come to?
“If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?” - John Wooden (?)
Watch this space
Does it benefit Chinese companies to have Western companies competing within China? Answer that with a view towards the medium-term - 10 to 25 years - with Chinese companies now still growing their capabilities. Now watch their actions in the next few years with that in mind. You can not be surprised.
CPC: We put the shove into chauvinism!
1. aggressive or fanatical patriotism; jingoism
2. enthusiastic devotion to a cause
3. smug irrational belief in the superiority of one's own race, party, sex, etc: male chauvinism
Re: Always been there or new?
The phrase "given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow" is mentioned a lot, but there is rarely a mention, and never praise, for "fumbling fingers". Given a large population of fumbling fingers, all bugs are hit multiple times. Then you only need one poor (but intelligent) sot to say "why did that happen?" and then go rooting around in the code. But remember, likely this bug was found because one person got clumsy with an editor in a script and wondered "where did that crap come from? oh, that looks like..."
Dyspraxics fall all over themselves to be helpful!
The way to characterize it...
Home Depot couldn't fix their own broken front door.
How to win friends...
a) What would be the costs of a lengthy battle with the US govt over this issue. $100's millions.. $n billions?
b) What would be the public benefit to the company from this battle?
This just seems like a slamdunk to me. No matter what the outcome, their bottom line has to increase. Shoot, they can even take the legal costs off on their taxes, right? They have to be hoping the government steps over that line.
(Heck, it might even make me like them!)
Re: Vaporpus Sapphire
Kids, do not try this at home!
Ought to be so easy...
"Did you contract to give X. Y. Z. a ride on such-and-such date?"
"They said you refused to provide service when you saw the service animal - explain please"
"And the 'missed connection' on such-and-such a date?"
"That is outside the rules and guidelines you agreed to"
"You are no longer a driver for Uber."
Do that for 5 or 10 drivers, and now you've got a pool of trustworthy drivers! If you don't select out the bad drivers, it all goes down. You have to choose, or you'll have no choice.
Re: Was everyone born yesterday?
No, and I wish there was a once-a-day 50-downvote option for the same-old-same-old con-con-conspiracy sheeple-spewing idiots that plague this place. And, dude, Snowden is just the government's revenge against Assange to emasculate him and his reputation. Don't you keep up?
... until the minds behind this are identified
"All of the more than 700 attack domains the researchers have identified are hosted on Amazon, ..."
Well, then, shouldn't be too hard to identify the bad guys, really? Hello, Amazon, would you like to get that mud off your face? Oh, the easy money thing, huh...
That happens to be Finnish for "Correct horse battery staple". I'd be waiting for it to suggest "me mangiare idiota"
Re: More Evolution
Oh, so somewhere between the simple statement of "atheism" and ponderous preaching of "atheists" a religion arises that must be espoused to the exasperation of many? They do go on rather beyond reason...
It's a new fad.
Russia says Polish potatoes are suddenly unhealthy, as are Lithuanian strawberries, etc., and bans imports. China suddenly has problems with unhealthy APIs from a certain company. You really think this has anything to do with the cited products? It's nation-state mafias!
Apparently up again to points west.
"Mister Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them."
...that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Last time I looked at the output of a "non-partisan" group, they'd run three different $700K ad series each attacking different Democratic senators, and then the Democratic president for something different, as their 4 most recent actions. Um, yeah...
"Non-partisan" has become a self-applied label meaning 'liar'. I thank them for their willingness to be clear about that.
Re: On a little different note
And then the gov'ts said whoa! you can't delete that data, we have to investigate so keep it on hand so each group of us can ask for it over and over and ... Years it took for Google to be *allowed* to delete it.
"Its so sad when there is a bunch of a$$holes in charge of us. Sigh." Yes.
Perfectly normal behavior for a Vogon, you know?
I used to work for a company that every year got rid of about 5% of the lowest performers. Always hiring a few, always dropping a few. Isn't this the way to keep your talent pool healthy?
Of course, later on that company laid off my whole group, spun off everyone else in the building into another company, and left the state entirely, because, well, we weren't in their "home state", where the company political pressure points were. So, not entirely proof against irrational and damaging behavior...
Such a trick we've done!
The Chinese blaming US government ineptitude for the 'necessity' of Chinese protectionism to aid domestic industry
and defeat the Western imperialist dogs who scheme to overrun the motherland with their corrupting products and turn the minds of our dear youth to ruin.
It's so much worse if it is a foreign company than an internal company.
Sometimes, nobody inside cares what *you* think
I've seen this before. One or another person on an open source dev team decides that something is just "not a problem" and it doesn't matter how many outside people say "WTF?!" No arguments will help to move the issue. In this article's case only shaming the entire team worked.
In my favorite illustration is the "Firefox won't do SVG fonts" issue. Opened in 2002, after ~150 comments it was closed in 2013 with "Oh, poo, implementation of SVG embedded in OpenType fonts will fix your problem." An experimental proposed feature that is still not standardized or accepted by other browsers over a year later.
It didn't even matter when an outside company offered to fund the development of an implementation with their own devs, FF devs simply said "Oh, but SVG fonts are just so ucky!" "Why, you can't even do font hinting with SVG, can you?" So obviously no implementation was ever so much better than a flawed implementation, right?
And the pleas kept coming in, with increasingly exasperated replies of "but you just don't understand our (FF devs) position of 'No'. How rude of you!"
So over 12 years later FF still doesn't have anything to offer and will not be swayed!. A big enough closed-minded open source team will quite well replicate the worst parts of the commercial experience.
Re: XKCD's take
You do recognize the last speech bubble could be inadvertently self-referential... ? Surly we all do, don't wee?
Re: "There's no evidence that any of these attacks actually occurred."
"The persistent input validation vulnerability allows remote attackers to inject own malicious script codes on the application-side of the vulnerable service."
Um, so we ought to be hearing that they have thoroughly scrubbed all the data that could have had scripts inserted, right? But we didn't?
In fact, when we've heard about attacks allowing persistent storage of evil scripts, when did we ever hear that the 'fix' included checking that nothing evil remains stored?
Re: The "fruity firm"??????
Thank you. I will reference your blurt whenever retro-PC people get inordinately hot under the whites.
Re: Errm, Richard...
"... life's got a lot simpler since ..." ... management?
Succinct, harsh, and true. And now they've 'forgotten' to educate how *many* generations in the ugly details? Such that a warped view of history is uniquely one-sided. It is mind-boggling to think how little of anything self-culpable is mentioned to Japanese students.
I have no stomach for American triumphalism, but nationalist revisionism is a crime. Visiting La Cambe cemetery removed any remaining animosity for me. Would visiting Yasukuni Shrine do that? No. And that stain committed more than a generation later by unrestrained nationalists.
TL;DR: Santayana, education, yadayada.
Umbral numbers unlumbered
Well they would, wouldn't they?
Having repeatedly claimed that their ad campaign, social wave, or latest clumsy grab for attention on behalf on clients was worth the fees charged, but with 'social' measurements showing a mere fraction of the positive effect desired, they've found an 'explanation' that makes everything better (for them).
That campaign wasn't a borborygmal bomb, it actually generated 400% more positive comments that we couldn't measure! And as an industry expert publication, The Register, outlined, further modes of unmeasurable communication most likely enlarged the audience for your message!
Why, we ought to have charged you more for our services. But now that we have the existing working relationship that would be unseemly, yes? Anyway, for your next campaign we were thinking "flying monkeys, but the cute kind".
Re: Do they have only one judge in Southern California?
I count 15 active judges in the district. Don't immediately see how cases are distributed. But unless strict round-robin is enforced, you may be seeing the preference by some judges for *not* taking on the pain, and then the preference for those that *can* take the pain.
Re: Delusions and Dreams. An Economic Know-Nothings in the FT
"hopium" thank you for this.
Now I know how the US economy went up in smoke.
Finish the 100 interviews, then revise the laws?
"Another interviewed board member shrugged off the risk of fines .... opting instead to pay the watchdog's fines that could reach $1.7m, ..."
More such honesty, please!
Remember all the commentardery saying that fines should be replaced with or progress to jailing for C-level and board executives? We really need this progression to personal liability, as the only effective path to personal responsibility.
this lying ...
Oh dear oh dear... And before DDay, who was fighting the Nazis on land? Millions of dead soldiers and civilians would like to talk to you about your one-dimensional 'truths'. In your own words, "Forgetting their sacrifice borders on criminal behavior."
It has bracket matching! Unlike 'brackets', the editor by Adobe.
At least this editor has the minimal functionality you'd expect from *any* that would try to get your attention in this busy world.
When there was a recent _splash_ in the tech world about 'brackets', an open! source! editor! from Adobe, I went and checked it out. Then I ended up asking in their mailing list how I could enable/find the bracket bouncing feature. Without any sort of embarrassment, the brackets people said they don't do brackets 'yet'. Along with apparently a barge-full of other features they don't do 'yet'.
Don't even try to get people interested in software that isn't somehow *better* than average. You're wasting people's time and no one appreciates that when they have no spare time and were hoping from the PR that you would _save_ them time with your whizbango snazzola beaming-proud-papa software.
Calling it 'beta' won't save your reputation. And calling it 'free' when it's costing me time I don't have ... I have something for you to indent about 13 tab stops!
Weary, yes, definitely, but...
"... advising users to be weary of ..."
Did you mean 'wary' or 'leery' ?
You couldn't get a plot like this published!
is beginning to reads like a fusion between HH's plans and a soap opera. Tom Clancy must be rolling in his grave.
Re: Umm, not so sure.
He consulted real doctors, that's how he got his diagnosis. They told him he was full of cancer. He told them they were full of shinola. Guess who was right?
I mistrust people who are always right. They are usually the last to know differently.
"... around 2,000 staff went on a one-day hunger strike two weeks ago to demand greater job security."
Can someone explain this to me? Is this a strike without snacks? Or work without breakfast? It just sounds so much like "You're so mean to us we're not going to use the letter 'K'!" How does that wor'?"
Ahh, I see.... April 1st1st is twice as nutty as April 1st, by the three comments above.
Bloomberg: "... two people familiar with the matter said."
But they didn't mention it before everyone knew about it. When they might have had some credibility, y'no?
Flash! Alert! Lisbon will be destroyed in a 9.0 earthquake!
Well okay, I'm a few hundred years late there. How about:
Major news! Russia invades Ukraine, says they are liberators!
Am I 69 years late or 69 hours too soon?
Have you checked our website?
Trying to understand another weirdness with McA-Mantic virus scanner, I started searching their 'knowledgebase' with keywords specific to my problem. Getting nothing back I began getting more and more general with the searches. Still getting nothing I finally clued in and searched for 'virus'. Nothing. No articles found. 'malware'. Nothing.
Sent them an email saying their search function was dead-on-entry. After two round-trips with the AI answering the emails, and checking again *four* days later, still no articles found searching for 'virus'.
Hmm... A year later, should I check again?
Linus for motivational speaker?
So guy isn't a kernel-type coder, and doesn't interact directly with them - by choice he says. (there's mucho background there fursher)
But coder's widget is fundamental to Linux and affects the kernel people fundamentally.
How do you get dis guy to fix his stuff?
Public shaming, if nothing else works ... ?
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