* Posts by Frank Bough

1112 publicly visible posts • joined 17 May 2007

First Freeview HD TV goes on sale

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Pathetic

Give it a rest with the inverse snobbery, no-one's impressed that you're getting by with a 20 year old TV.

BBC clambers onto iPhone bandwagon

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Here's an Idea...

...you call always use it to call / text / MMS / email / IM / tweet / facebook etc etc etc your FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES AND/OR FAMILY.

Twat.

Microsoft made a phone, and I hate it already

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What does "multitask" mean?

The iPhone certainly can multitask, unless by "multitask" you mean something other than "run more than one app simultaneously".

Researchers rip iPad apart to reveal Apple's profits

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In case you hadn't noticed

...the iPad is NOT A TABLET PC.

And why do people keep claiming it offers poor performance, what benchmarks are you using for this assessment? We have no idea what Apple's SoC can do at this point, but we can bet it's decently powerful and nicely power efficient.

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Christ, don't ANY of you know

...that the price is WHAT PEOPLE ARE PREPARED TO PAY, not what you want it to be or what it cost you to make and sell something. Are you all this baffled when buying or selling houses?

Apple bets on Mac-only photo land grab with Aperture 3

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Bo11ocks

I have a Mac Pro, but I still prefer my quad G5. The (8 core!) MP running Snow Leopard is quite unbelievably buggy compared to the G5 running Tiger, which is as solid a system as it has ever been my pleasure to use.

Intel's 'Tukwila' Itaniums - hot n' pricey

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"feeds and speeds"

....give it a rest with this one, it never made any sense to begin with.

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Proprietary Architecture?

...in what sense is Itanium - or even x86 - non proprietary?

Sony to revamp movie classics for 3D era

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Oh God

not another craptastic TV technology 'revolution'. Have you noticed that HD hasn't actually gone mainstream yet? Have you noticed that virtually all movies are now shot in 2.35:1 ratio so they STILL don't fit on our TV screens despite the decade long migration to 16:9?

Brits take iTablet moniker for 12in iPad rival

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16:9?

and why would you want that?

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Yep

...and the iPhone / iPod Touch / iPad can do EXACTLY that.

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Nope

It's exactly what the iPad ISN'T trying to be. Jobs went to great pains to point out that the iPad is not a tablet PC or a netbook. How is this touchscreen Windows machine anything other than a broken laptop PC?

Amazon Kindle DX

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Hang on a minute

...you claim the TFT LCD isn't easy on he eye, but neglect the fact that millions of people spend pretty much all day every day gawking at them. Care to square that one? Frankly the iPad is so far beyond the capabilities of this Kindle that I feel slightly sorry for Amazon. They had a good crack at it, but the game's up, I'm afraid.

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Sure, it's a book reader

...so why does it have an mp3 player and www browser built in?

Adobe to Jobs: 'What the Flash do you know?'

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It's OK

..the iPad isn't aimed at the "penniless webtards" demographic to which you and 95% of the rest of humanity belong. So go piss up a flagpole.

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Mac users running Adobe apps

...are the most aggrieved constituency of all - we're the ones that pay Adobe's eye-watering prices and put up with their piss-taking upgrade strategies and almost complete lack of bug fixes. Adobe are living up to every stereotype that characterises the monopolist. Jobs has a massive ego, but he's also an astute judge of his peers. He called this one correctly.

Save DAB! Send FM radios to Africa

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You tell 'em

...there's nothing so bold as declaiming "this digital crap" on the WWW. Nice work there, son.

What do you call the iPad in Arabic?

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Doesn't work

...because the JesusPhone came first.

IBM's monster tape will take three days to fill

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Hmmm...

we recently looked into LTO4 and came to the conclusion that the capacity advantage over HDD was reasonable but the random access disadvantage was horrible. So 800GB tape (+ pricey tape drive) at £35 or 500GB SATA II HDD at £35 (and ever falling). Discs are certainly heavier, but they're self-contained.

Still haven't decided which way to jump.

US book giant confirms Apple tablet

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Surely the REAL Question...

will The Register be publishing to the iPad / Tabloid / whatever? Get in early and you might find a whole slew of new readers.

Apple: iPhone App and iTunes stores don't make money

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How can it be a "loss leader"

..if it makes a profit?

'Aurora' code circulated for years on English sites

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Nice Astroturfing

Unfortunately no-one but you believes it. Iraq has oil reserves of >120 billion barrels. At 75 bucks a barrel that's 9 trillion dollars worth. Wars have been fought for far, far less.

Adobe processor price switch riles developers

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Adobe Taking the Piss?

We haven't seen them do THAT before, have we...

Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

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Absolute

Horseshit

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Caveat Emptor

Says I. If you're dumb enough to buy this stuff, I say you deserve everything you get.

NASA flying-car man designs electric VTOL podcraft

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Bloody Fantastic

no, really. Ironman here we come.

Paramount prepares to scale Dune

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I suppose he would have been if...

...no one had ever made a film called LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

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The Wierding Way

Movies are not about 'bringing the books to the screen'. The wierding modules were, in fact, a pretty clever plot device. The TV series, on the other hand, was quite incredibly dull and cheap looking - there's nothing worse than cheap CGI.

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Wouldn't it make more sense...

...to properly restore / re-edit / FINISH the brilliant David Lynch version? This film could be a bona-fide classic if someone bothered to finish it.

Because, let's face it, any remake now is bound to be another Donny Jepp / Willy Wonka style atrocity.

(yeah yeah, I know it's all about money and doing it all in "3D" (more accurately called 'dodgy stereo').)

Google tries to quietly trample on Apple's toes

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nope

the iPhone is primarily a PHONE (and a surprisingly excellent one, at that); secondly an email client; thirdly an iPod and subseqently an application platform for a great many other things.

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yeah but...

...the iPhone can do that. You've never actually used one, have you?

Blu-ray Players

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Another vote for the PS3

Quite apart from the WiFi, web, iPlayer, excellent DLNA facilities, superior upscaling and audio options, massive built in storage, announced upgrade path to 3D, and range of controller options, my PS3 Slim only cost £199.99 from Sainsburys.

Frankly, the standalone players don't even begin to compete with it.

Oh, and it can play games, rent movies and do a ton of other crap too.

WTF? Is there some kind of anti-PS3 agenda we should know about?

Why is USB 3 so slow?

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Faster than eSATA?

127MB/sec?? I have an eSATA RAID attached to my machine here which exceeds 300MB/sec on a single eSATA PM link. I don't think Buffalo know what they're talking about.

USB3 sound like a load of garbage to me - all the overhead of Firewire without the advantages, and barely faster than FW800 at the moment either.

iPhone upgrades - a one-way control-freak street

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However...

...no-one FORCES you to upgrade, not even Apple. Really, the time to whinge about this stuff is long past, the DMCA is law, we no longer control our own computers - governments view the content of personal computers as the answer to their long held question "how can we know exactly what people are thinking and control it?"

LHC dimensional apocalypse from midnight: Your thoughts

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All of this...

...has already been perfectly foretold in the opening sequence of "Another World".

Oh how I miss my Amiga.

US data firm blows s**t out of server

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I Really Hope

there was no-one sneaking around in the woods beyond that rack. WTF is wrong with these twats? Consider another potential client alienated.

Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse

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Christ on a bike

This is the most absurd comment stream I've yet seen at the Reg, but this comment really is the crowning turd in the waterpipe:

"PCs are Paint and Macs are Crayons"

I simply cannot imagine the processes of a mind willing to type such a thing.

David 138, I salute your insanity!

Legendary McLaren F1 designer talks up e-car plan

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One big mistake

... is the designer's assumption that, somehow, children need less space in a car than adults. It used to be true, until massive car seats became mandatory. Anyway, this thing is no more space efficient than the Mitsubishi iCar /iMiev upon whose engine it's based...

BBC iPlayer to hit Freesat boxes by month's end

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Do what I did

Run your cat 6 externally, and slip it in where your existing sat/aerial feed comes through the wall. OK, the insulation isn't rated for external use but you've got at least a good few years before it's likely to perish - and probably a lot longer than that.

Wintel 7 machines freeze out iPhone

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"Anyone using iSpoons deserves whatever they get"

Why? Is an iTunes user banging the girl you adore?

Apple Magic Mouse

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@ Tony Smith

OSX does indeed support more than 2 mouse buttons. I use Microsoft four-buttons-plus-crappy-scrollwheel mice with our machines because they're the best for properly mapping Exposé functions. SO depressing that you can't use Exposé properly with an Apple mouse...

I also hate wireless mice because they're too heavy (ie they have too much inertia) - a mouse should be as accurate, small and light as possible.

Microsoft drops Family Guy like a hot deaf guy joke

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Wow

Family Guy's so shit even Microsoft don't want to be associated with it. I knew it was bad but, whoa!

Suzuki unwraps Mini-like plug-in hybrid

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Concept

schmoncept

Honda designs mainstream e-bikes

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Big Deal

there are already quite a few electric scooters available. Who cares about concepts?

Fanbois howl over data-munching Snow Leopard bug

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@Christian Berger

...can you detail exactly how keeping your home directory on a RAID5 volume would prevent the OS bug from deleting its contents?

I love all these smartarse comments - this is an OS bug, not a hardware flaw. All OSs have bugs, this one is particularly painful if it hits you, but is also somewhat avoidable if you methodically duplicate your data. On my home Mac the important home dir folders (pics, music) are merely aliases that point to remote volumes, but I've no idea if this measure would protect them from a poorly understood OS bug.

MoD pays quadruple in money + blood for Afghan helicopters

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How much IS a soldier's life worth?

Despite all the talk of 'heros', you only have to look at their pay and conditions to see that we treat them as worthless and disposable - never mind that the primary purpose of equipping them at all seems to be to line the pockets of BAE et al.

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Why Not..

...buy more Merlins instead? They're bigger and more advanced than either the Black Hawk or the SuperPuma. Surely if we bough enough of them we could get the unit cost down to a decent level?

Orange gets UK iPhone deal

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@IHateWearingATie

Have you ever tried using the O2 online store? I hear internet commerce is the coming thing...

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Does that mean...

...that us O2 iPhoners might get some relief, 3G network wise? On my commuter train each morning it's actually significantly faster to disable 3G. Man, I love reading El Reg at GPRS speeds.

News anchor tells weatherman to 'keep f**king that chicken'

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Hang on a minute...

...it sounds like Keep PLUCKING that chicken to my ears. What's all the fuss about exactly, the face pulled by his co-arsehole?