* Posts by Richard Taylor 2

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GCHQ 'smart collection' would protect MPs from spies, says NSA expert

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Trollface

Yes but let's be fair, that particular guy is so stupid (cunning maybe - he ripped off the best writers) he wouldn't know how to turn the internet on.

Volkswagen: 800,000 of our cars may have cheated in CO2 tests

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FAIL

But could be very expensive to pu put on the road pos mot/local equivalent

Hi, um, hello, US tech giants. Mind, um, mind adding backdoors to that crypto? – UK govt

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Re: Do they not have *** advisers in government?

"That's why we have the House of Lords, so that some people who actually know about

Generally very little. A majority are political appointments with a few hereditary peers thrown in. For example Andrew Floyd Flobber (a political appointment with a deep knowledge of popular musicals) flew back from the US to vote in a recent debacle.

Apple killed our app say Chaos Computer Club

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Re: Subtle mind control

That said, I have to to start wondering why the CCC needs an app to stream data. That begins to look like the old, "you need a codec" ploy.

Probably an attempt to "stick it to the man"

New DMCA rules mean you can fiddle with your tablets, routers, cars (as if you weren't anyway)

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Paris Hilton

Out of interest, what did the picture have to do with the article (even tangentially?)

Dad who shot 'snooping vid drone' out of the sky is cleared of charges

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Re: Drone Target Practice For The Gun Class

And created all sorts of other problems. Ever wondered why they are called emergency flares?

UK.gov launches roadmap for Quantum of Something or other

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Re: Quantum engineers?

Just the uncertain ones

It's all Me, Me, Me! in Doctor Who's The Woman Who Lived but what of Clara's fate?

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Re: the lion, the witch and the ... police box

And if you haven't watched GOT - your loss.

If you have, your loss too

Russian subs prowling near submarine cables: report

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Re: Reds are under the bed!

Strange place the USA. Once you get out og the DC/NTC/LA bubbles some of the views of the population are... well rather strange when compared to ours.

But it is often a very familiar place. Having lived in the US for a number of years, I (mostly) found it vey comfortable with liberal (in the best sense of the word) live and let live principles.

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Re: Blind Man's Bluff

The Russians took better care with their codes and ciphers than the Nazis.

They had (have) some very good mathematicians as well and had probably learnt a lot about the human errors which exposed enigma.

Experts ponder improbable size of Cleopatra's asp

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Re: It's all lies, I tell you.

Rome as an empire started to decline more or less when the ruling class started to believe their own propaganda.

I think you need to use a little of your leisure time to read some history. Sorry to burst your little balloon but it was an ee bitty more complex than that and most high school/A level students with a history/latin qual could do better in one sentence.

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Re: If you need to kill people with snake bites

Nah sure Black Mamba was a US import - didn't come to good end though

Radio wave gun zaps drones out of the sky – and it's perfectly legal*

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Re: I always was fond of overkill

Just what Mr Wolf wants for Christmas

GCHQ can and will spy on politicos, rules tribunal

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Re: Mr Cynical

One might plausibly argue that monitoring politicians is careful targeted surveillance - given their historical behaviour

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Re: So

So a real number, rational or irrational?

A thousand mile Atom merci mission: Driving from Monaco to London in an open-topped motor

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Re: One for the wish list

Don't worry. A mid life crisis(real, imagined or fabricated) is a valid excuse

Porsche-gate: Android Auto isn't slurping tons of engine data, claims Google – but questions remain

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Well they all just seem to race past me - guess a lowly Toyota is not worth tailgating

HP boss hopes MS Surface Book will jack up notebook prices

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Re: Competing with Apple for poseur idiots

Well YMMV but we have consistently spent a reasonable amount of money on expensive laptops over the last 10 years based on their reported robustness. And I have to say that a few hundred quid here or there is pretty much irrelevant when compared to the loss/embarrassment of having a machine fail at the wrong time. At least for someone who relies on a reliable machine.

US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Whip. Having worked for uk gov and subsequently as an (it) contractor in East Africa the 504 went and got everywhere.

On a by note, a well selling novel that had as an important character, a Sikh taxi driver in Nairobi had us all in stitches (in Nairobi)

Tiny Robot Smartphone: Invasion Earth 2016 – prepare to be facially recognised humans

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That video is brilliant, if it was April 1st I might have asked hard questions :-)

The Steve Jobs of supercomputers: We remember Seymour Cray

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Seymour Cray - a REAL programmer (as well as much more) - cue boot - http://www.boo.net/~jasonp/progrmrs

It's BACK – Stagefright 2.0: Zillions of Android gadgets can be hijacked by MP3s, movie files

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Joke

Don't worry commentards

I'm sure it is worse on Apple devices, don't consider the day ruined yet

Tear teardown down, roars Apple: iFixit app yanked from store

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Happy

Re: I have a book list for Tim & Sir Jony

Future perfect or pluperfect

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Re: Good reason not to deal with Apple

I have sense of humour - your approach to business seems pretty funny. Why don't you just say I don't work with Apple devices because.... This way all it takes is a little inter customer chat for it to be known that X knows sh*t - is his/her knowledge of other things any better. And there goes your rep.

It's the white heat of the tech revolution, again!

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Re: ICL

"Triumph" - I have one, a sensibly engineered mid life crisis with great vroom

Relax Schrems, EU-US Safe Harbour ruling coming soon

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Re: Snooping

<You don't think I might be just a teensy weensy bit paranoid, do you?>

Yes. But it seems reasonable paranoia

Fiorina: I rushed out HP servers to power NSA snooping. Mwahahaha!

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Re: So-

Ok, no cat but does a labradoodle help?

VW: Just the tip of the pollution iceberg. Who's to blame? Hippies

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Re: VW's fines and costs...

The UK government obviously didn't get this message, before it commissioned two new diesel powered aircraft carriers...

But the UK government gets very little anyway.... that's why they don't have the wherewithal to power conventional catapults (amongst other things) - and all the consequences for aircraft choice and costs. I'm just curious, were the civil servants simply stupid or are they expecting payoffs at a later stage. I know what the answer is for politicians.

Mobile phones are the greatest poverty-reducing tech EVER

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Mobile phones are the greatest poverty-reducing tech EVER

Nope but they do enable poverty reduction

Cambridge University Hospitals rated 'inadequate' due to £200m IT fail

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Re: Am I the only one

As you might regret in other worlds, be careful to distinguish areas from monkeys

CHEAT! Volkswagen chief 'deeply sorry' over diesel emission test dodge

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Re: Diesel A3

What is common about the theme is companies like Audi ripping people off for faults that should not occur. 4 years old and £1000 - sheesh

Police Scotland fingered for breaching RIPA code 'multiple' times

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Holmes

Just goes to show how useless a 'code' is. It needs to be law and the police need to start going to jail for this. Telcos must sign off any searches by witnessing the warrant.

Bookworms' Weston mecca: The Oxford institution with a Swindon secret

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Colour me naive but surely most of those photos are not. They are rendered 'impressions'. Or are my eyes really so bad?

Architect of UK’s hated Care.data scheme quits NHS, flees from Britain

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Re: brings to mind

You shouldn't do. I think it refers to the fact that the Rats, at the first hint of a water based incident run like mad. They don't stop to help fix the problem (if indeed it is - which in this case I grant you may well be true)

BBC Micro:bit delayed by power supply SNAFU

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Re: So far...

Having said all that, it was good... for a TV movie. Worth a watch, especially as it's free on iPlayer. *If* you're old enough.

Ahh old enough to realise you always press the 'I am aged 16 or over' button :-)

EU’s privacy high priest: Plans big on hyperbole, less clear on specifics

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Re: Self policing

And specifically how it is using this, and update this information in clear language that is understandable by a large number of the great unwashed.

WinPhone community descends into CANNIBALISM and WOE

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I set my Mum up with hers, and she's barely asked a question on how to use it.

As did I. I did a little customisation, but a large bright screen, dirt cheap, OK battery life and very easy to use for an 80 year old who just need to make calls (originally - large screen makes it easy for clumsy fingers). She is even using it for small amounts of web browsing - which has amazed the family, children and grandchildren alike.

After a telephone failure I left her my iPhone (5) (and reverted to the trusty Nokia 6310i (see other legends for the week). ). While I'm hanging on to my iPhone, she needs little that it offers and the Nokia/MSFT offering gives her all for much much less than a 6s whose only advantage for her would have been the lightning connector (symmetry has a lot going for it - but a bright pink spot on the USB cable and some practice has mainly solved that problem) and the larger screen.

3D printer blueprints for TSA luggage-unlocking master keys leak online

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In other words, if you have a luggage lock with a keyhole for the authorities to use (saving them from smashing open your padlock), people can now print their own keys to open your bags.

or

In other words, if you have a luggage lock with a keyhole for the authorities to use (saving them from smashing open your padlock before they steal your possessions, delaying discovery until pyou get home), people can now print their own keys to open your bags.

TFTY

Half the Fanbois in your office are unpatched ATTACK VECTORS

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Re: Whoa there!

May I commend the last Tom Wrigglesworth account of technical support for his Dad - still available on iPlayer - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03hwbrr#play -

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Re: In other news

You new here Aimee? At El Reg the glass is ALWAYS half empty.

Ahh you forgot the qualifier - 'but urgently awaiting the refill'

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Re: Some good points but...

Ahh but us old Hipsters (the genuine(tm) article) still revere the 6310i. Truly cool retro-tech

Hats off to Nintendo’s platform supremo Super Mario Bros at 30

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Happy

Re: Mythical but not for all

I fondly remember Mario 64 (in fact our N64 is still connected to the TV and I played a few rounds last weekend). At the time it arrived we had three children aged about 4,6 and 8. I became a hero when I finished the final Bowser - they still remember it. Within a very short time they had far outstripped me on their ability to play (I like to think it was nothing to do with reactions and everything to do with their dedication to that and other games - even when they were time limited by their Mum and I)

No, Siri – I said PAWN stars! New Apple TV gets voice, touch control

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Re: Why not inductive charging?

What's more if you get into the habit you can find the bloody thing.

British killer robot takes out two Britons in Syria strike

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Re: So......

I agree. This use of the word 'execution' is frequently abused. But then the meeedja will have us understand that words change there meanings all the time.

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Re: WWII historical treason @ Voland's RH

Tut tut tut tut - bringing evidence into the fight - you should be ashamed of yourself :-)

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Re: How would they have hurt anyone in the UK ?

These people don't enjoy any support in the UK communities where they are based and which was so critical to the IRA's campaigns, despite the best efforts of parts of the gutter press to tacitly paint Muslims as the new Commies.

Rubbish - as polls on issues such as 911 and Charlie Hebdo will demonstrate. There is a substantial, but not overwhelming support for these characters in 'communities' and mosques within the UK. Outside of Ireland, 'community' support for the IRA was minimal. It was there, but with a large Irish immigrant population (if you call yourself an immigrant 3-4-5 generations later) there would always be some people who might support their objectives and even their methods.

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Re: How would they have hurt anyone in the UK ?

Harold Wilson, for all his faults, wasn't stupid.

The Open University is a testament to that.

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Re: Britons?

I was always under the impression that this was a rider of exceedingly fine, and eye wateringly expensive bicycles?

Croc country cops' mobile facial matching a festival party pop

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Re: Used to identify potential criminals?

Doesn't really help if bodice plus ex user are inside the croc either.

OH DEAR, WHSmith: Sensitive customer data spaffed to world+dog

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Re: At least I don't think WHSmith is the ICO...

One of those mysterious shops that just appear one day and are gone when you try to return the items (with apologies to Pt)