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Put down that shotgun: Wi-Fi's the way to beat Zombies

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Re: Here's Hoping

Personally, I will do a "Shaun of the dead" and wander like an undead, moaning occasionally (about the lack of 4g coverage).

If there,s one thing I learnt from Shaun of the Dead then it,s "start at the Winchester" - no need to do the zombie walk

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Apple: SO sorry for the iOS 8.0.1 UPDATE BUNGLE HORROR

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Re: And that's why ..

More importantly, what is the Air Speed Velocity of a swallow?

What type of Swallow? I know, I'll get my coat....

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'People have forgotten just how late the first iPhone arrived ...'

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Re: First iPhone late

And it was worth the risk walking a few hundred meters (assuming you were not crawling) back on the M 4 to find it? Either you have a very poor view of your self worth or its a little unbelievable

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Apple's warrant canary riddle: Cock-up, conspiracy, or anti-Google point-scoring

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"It's hard to swallow the suggestion that Apple would, merely on a matter of principle, mount a terribly expensive challenge to the Patriot Act and similar laws. There's little tangible reward for Apple for such an outlay."

If you want to grow rather than decline outside the U.S. then there are very tangible rewards. And pushing this might even result in Apple relocating.

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iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!

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Out of interest do you have any evidence of that?

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Early result from Scots indyref vote? NAW, Jimmy - it's a SCAM

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Re: No law against asking somone a question is there?

But surely if you want to check your polling there is a gold standard when results - by voting area- are announced, at least in terms of elections?

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Driving with an Apple Watch could land you with a £100 FINE

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Re: Speedo?

I never bother changing it. Forces a little thought :-)

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iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? No. It is the Most Exquisite THING. EVER

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Ehh? I thought all Reg readers knew that pliers, wirecutters and a torque wrench were the preferred approach. Teaspoons my foot - although if you wanted to scramble your Faberge egg, a hammer would be just as good.

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Re: A Spoof?

I remember when I first started ha gliding being introduced to the Jesus pin. As in noticing it is coming out while in the air :-)

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Re: Embarrassing friends

Yes as a fruit enthusiast who can tell you something about my TCO, with some evidence to back it up, pieces like Fry's make me squirm. Along with spurious claims - first Mac to be imported into the UK for example (dirty I suppose) he is an embarrassment to the human race even if relatively harmless

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Mathematica hits the Web

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R

For stats can I recommend R. A great tool - with lots of additional packages. While I use Mathematica every day, I find R the place to go for my stats work

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JINGS! Microsoft Bing called Scots indyref RIGHT!

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Re: Vote Yes

Oh dear - you probably don't even drink it (let alone spell it) Whisky

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Re: I'm fine with Scottish independence if it's what they want.

Absolutely. Screw us locals in favour of more hair! Independence could be great but don't believe Salmond will deliver political renewal.

It is difficult to work out where he wants to go but public ownership of Oil and Banks (sans sense) with privatisation of public services seem to be the order of the day

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Court flushes VirnetX's $368m check from Apple down the toilet

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Re: 'hoarder' ?

Of course, that is what the bridge is for. Get up with it (or even back by a few K years :-)

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Bank IT bod accused of stealing $40 MEEELLION from employer

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You have to admire his first name

"Godswill Oyegwa Uyoyou"

It was, oh yes, and bad luck to all those suckers without a direct line to the almighty

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Archaeologists and robots on hunt for more Antikythera pieces

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Re: There was a Programme on this

Acksherley it says Acorn. from little ...... Great ect ect ect

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Would Apple godhead Steve Jobs have HATED the Watch?

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"First on his list of grumps might be Apple's partnership with IBM, which Jobs loathed almost as much as he hated visible buttons."

Loathed so much he partnered with IBM on PowerPC? He was winging about monopilistic positions - ho hoh ho, depends on where you are in the hierarchy :-)

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Boffins hunch over steaming cups of coffee to find HIDDEN SECRETS of caffeine

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Re: That's confusing....

To eerly in the debate to make a decision

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Second hacking crew joins Syrian Electronic Army on Team Assad

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Re: We're the Electronic Army of Syria!

Bloody splitters - it's the Popular Front for the Liberation of Syrian Information

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Hyper-converged flash appliances are COMING. Here's one I dreamed up earlier...

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"Yes, it would be expensive but worthwhile for latency-sensitive and high-value applications."

What inferry - any thought of actual ROI?

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'Video on internet may not be entirely truthful': Times headline

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Re: Do The Times really expect us to believe that?

Well the Times is quite happy to print them....

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Microsoft exits climate denier lobby group

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Re: ...that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Well for a country that has a healthy interest in angels - http://www.cbsnews.com/news/poll-nearly-8-in-10-americans-believe-in-angels/ - why not?

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Cisco prepares to take $700m hit to make 6,000 layoffs

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It's where average deceive

Approx 100k per employee - oh yes, a skewed curve if ever we saw one - and yes I know infrastructure closure will induce costs..... So all you 10k people - wot do you thin - or even the 1k people or even the .1k folks?

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Giving your old Tesco Hudl to Auntie June? READ THIS FIRST

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Re: Its not difficult to wipe 99% of the data from a device

But it's the <1% that you need to be worried about. I don't know how the Hudl for example reserves particular parts of the memory for system/secure data rather than general user data - photos, music etc.. But this might represent a significant hole? Perhaps someone who has more knowledge of the lower levels of these tablets might comment?

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Blighty in SPAAAACE: Brit-built satellite films the Earth

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SSTL

Have done wonders. I knew several people working for them (BBC micros being used to run parts of the system and various engineers having to be up at strange times of the night to cope with timing issues). But commercial success was difficult - in part because of a technically illiterate government (still in power)

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Researcher snaps a Zeus hacker's photo through his webcam

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Really

quite amusing

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Firm issues soft denial against Iron Dome hack

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In the words

of the great Christine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Keeler) - well they would say that wouldn't they?

Contracts at risk lads?

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Amazon says Hachette should lower ebook prices, pay authors more

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One of the problems

reasonable that some of Amazon's arguments seem to be (although as someone with a library I shudder at the no secondary market argument) they are playing a good long game financed by many tax regimes. Take a loss, deep boots, rely on stock promise and crush opposition.

What should we do? There is no easy answer but an apparent commercial spit-off gives all of us a start to debate what and when. Can we persuade our easily 'influenced' politicians to start looking - that is more difficult.

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AWS hell no: Can Microsoft Azure sales beat Amazon's cloud?

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Loong term view

It might not be popular but do you put your resources into a company that is profitable - or one that is not (a lovely subsidy) but is building market share and may come back to claim 'back rent' once you are dependent on them?

Not that I think either are a good long term business prospect for many users..... (concerned with choice, security, performance ect ect ect)

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You didn't get the MeMO? Asus Pad 7 Android tab is ... not bad

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"I took a quick snap inside the low-light interior of a private jet en-route to the BMW i8 launch and was pleasantly surprised how good the result was."

It's a tough gig for a multitasking Vulture correspondent. But glad you can multi-task.

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Jurassic squawk: Dinos were Earth's early FEATHERED friends

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Re: Feathers != fluffy

For anyone who has kept chickens (yup little birds) the sight of a fleeing mouse pursued by the flock is one that is not easily forgotten. And if they catch it....

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SAP: It was our Big Data software wot won it for Germany

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England had already lost. Some talented individuals with no sense of teamwork, inflated egos and salaries to match. They were pathetic. The German team played the opposite way (except they also had talent).

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Cheer up, Nokia fans. It can start making mobes again in 18 months

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"It doesn't have to make anyone from the Devices units redundant. They're not Nokia's problem any more."

Wonderful really. Duck the blame and pass the can to Microsoft...

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"It doesn't have to make anyone from the Devices units redundant. They're not Nokia's problem any more."

I know - wonderful isn't it - blame Microsoft and watch the redundancies.

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Google went behind our backs and really HURT US, squeal upset porn kingpins

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Re: anti-sex morality groups

"in the past such as the Shakers, but these tend to be a little self-limiting and have a noticeably short shelf-life."

but great furniture

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Alliteration

" after pressure from a wide-ranging coalition of prudes, parents and pastors."

not a dying art then...

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Think Google Glass is creepy? Wait until it READS YOUR MIND

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Oh deer deer deer deer

"The Shoreditch-based"

And in one leap they had demonstrated noone should take them seriously.... But hey, lots of hits.

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UK's emergency data slurp: IT giants panicked over 'legal uncertainty'

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IET and others have it right. Hasty legislation, improperly scrutinised, and even then scrutiny by the ignorant.

Oh, and Yvette - sod orf and get a proper education. Your husband might wish to do so too.

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Boffins urge European Commission to reboot electric brain project

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Re: An electronic brain?

But come the revolution CCC [] Wall

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Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

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Re: I'd like to see the day

Toryist, Cameroonist?

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Boeing to start work on most powerful rocket ... EVER!

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Re: Orion spacecraft

"We only take returns on faulty items"

That's a get out

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Euro banks warned off Bitcoin as Canada regulates it

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Re: I'm not surprised

"Please don't tell me you're one of the ones who paid for their own data due to crap security/backup practises?"

I generate most of my own

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Trick-cyclists defend Facebook emoto-furtling experiment

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Re: Misinformation from an uniformed individual

At least we understand why you wanted to post anonymously......

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Golf bloke to Richard Branson: Get on board the future bus, where there's 'NO WEATHER'

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Re: Perhaps it is just sitting still for a bit...

"Pepys sat under a tree and played an air on his pipe during that little problem with the Armada? He was Secretary to the Admiralty at the time"

Umm which Armada was that - Dutch?

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PayPal says sorry: Fat fingers froze fundraiser for anti-spy ProtonMail

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Oh dear

Another reason for a multiplicity of healthy methods of getting cash from A to B. Forgetting for the moment the 'error' that caused this, Paypal will naturally be subject to US Laws and/or political pressure. I suspect this is another nail in the coffin of their once dominance.

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You want a medal for writing a script? Sure: here it is!

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Re: Blind eye

Sorry prototypes and a wee bit of feedback

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Re: Blind eye

Yes. The prototype

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BlackBerry's Passport will be the WEIRDEST mobe of 2014

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Re: Interesting.

"Doesn't anyone make clothes with larger pockets for today's gadgets? If not there's an opportunity waiting."

Sony have a patent on that

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DISPLAY DESTRUCTION D'OH! Teardown cracks Surface Pro 3 screen

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Re: Sad Apple

"John Lewis (UK) offer a two year warranty, on all things PC at least, without charging extra for the device. They also have the best customer service support (they'll actually phone you back when they say they will), I've come across."

Quite agree. And they have given us 3 years on our Apple stuff. I would buy from them (even special order) rather than either Apple (OK direct) or some sh*t place such as PC Warehouse.

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One amazing reason why NASA boffins are celebrating Curiosity's 687th day on Mars

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Stunning achievement - as were the original vehicles. No doubt someone in Congress will screw them....

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