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'Dads from the Midwest' pull down their email-spaffing LinkedIn plugin

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Devil

LinkedIn seems to be just a massive spam magnet. I've no idea why anyone would want to be on it.

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Tor Project claims 'fake' Tor Browser sat in iOS App Store for months

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Re: To all the paranoid sheeple.

Yeah, everyone knows the NSA hide their stuff in Flappy Bird and other free games.

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Google slurps sound-powered security upstart SlickLogin

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FAIL

So now if someone steals your phone they can use it to log in securely to your laptop?

Excellent.

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Android users running old OS versions? Not anymore, say latest stats

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Re: 98.2% of Android devices run old OS versions

Even Nexus devices don't always help. I have a Galaxy Nexus which has Bluetooth LE.

I've upgraded it to Android 4.3, which has Bluetooth LE support.

Can I use Bluetooth LE? No, I can't because the kernel on the phone doesn't have a BLE driver, and Samsung say they won't release an updated kernel.

Possibly a custom kernel would fix that, but my experience with custom kernels has been bad - phone dead or refusing to boot.

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DJANGO UNCHAINED: Don't let 'preview' apps put you off Fedora 20

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Thumb Down

I'm running a new-ish Fedora but I got fed up with Gnome a while back and just use xfce, which is nice and simple and doesn't get in the way at all. Just like Gnome used to be, in fact

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TomTom GO 6000 satnav chews on smarties and tablets

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WTF?

Am I the only one astounded that 61% of the population has Sat Navs?

Whatever is wrong with maps and road signs?

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Station to station: Ten DAB-Bluetooth combo radios

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Re: Retro, Meh

Re: Retro, Meh

Retro is good because it looks nice. If you don't like retro looks, don't buy it.

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Julie Larson-Green: Yes, MICROSOFT is going to KILL WINDOWS

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My work laptop, which runs Windows XP takes 20 *minutes* from switch on to Outlook being usable..

Thank god they are killing XP; maybe I'll get anew laptop at last.

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Google faces fresh privacy gripes for splashing your G+ mug over ads

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My G+ profile photo is a very nice shot of one of my cats.

He's much better looking than me anyway.

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Google in PRODUCT RECALL for its Glass spy-goggles

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Facepalm

@AC

have you ever tried taking a call whilst skiing down a mountain?

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Why would I answer the phone when I'm skiing?

You don't *have* to answer the phone, you know.

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Sorry fanbois, no supersize Apple fondleslabs for you

Dexter

The dogs bark

but the caravan moves on

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Apple iOS 7 makes some users literally SICK. As in puking, not upset

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Re: Parallax??

The effect is the same on an iPhone, just much less noticeable because of the smaller screen.

What I don't like in iOS7 are the new spindly fonts, which I find harder to read.

Changing font sizes and setting 'use bold' in settings doesn't seem to affect most apps.

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Douglas Adams was RIGHT! TINY ALIENS are invading Earth, say boffins

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Re: Now...

Mars doesn't have life now, but was more hospitable to life a few billion years ago, when it still had a thick atmosphere and liquid water on the surface.

It's likely to have been hospitable to life before Earth was, so entirely reasonable that life could have been carried here from Mars.

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400 million Chinese people can't speak Chinese: Official

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Re: No wonder

You missed out

lough (as loch)

rough (as ruff)

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Snowden journo's boyfriend 'had crypto key for thumb-drive files written down' - cops

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Holmes

I thought if you wanted to send crypto keys secretly you used the old Greek system:

1. Shave head (of slave in Greek case, but hey, anyone will do)

2. Tattoo the key onto scalp (maybe just a permanent marker would do in this day and age)

3. Wait a week or two for hair to grow.

4. Off you go. Searches find nothing

5. Get to other end, shave head, et voila.

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ZTE's $80 Firefox OS mobe sells out on eBay

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Re: I give up...

That's how it works in the UK.

In the US many mobiles seem to be locked to a particular carrier, so you can't just buy any old SIM.

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Tech war latest: Today's leather tools 'invented by NEANDERTHALS'

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IT Angle

Re: Absurd opinion alert

And you "know" this how?

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How the clammy claws of Novell NetWare were torn from today's networks

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One nifty feature of Netware, which I always wish had made it into Linux, was the extension of the '.' and '..' system, so you could type '...' to go up two levels instead of '../..'.

It was a small thing, but it was nice.

Netware also had pretty heavily optimised disk access with head elevator seeking and all that jazz.

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Standard Model goes PEAR-SHAPED in CERN experiment

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Do we know that anti-matter responds to gravity the same as matter?

I seem to recall someone was trying to test that, but of course it is very hard with the tiny amounts of anti-matter we can make.

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Tick-tock! 40% of PCs start Windows XP malware meltdown countdown

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Windows

It's not bespoke software which is the problem.

It is badly written old software which non-one understands any more but which only works on XP for whatever arcane reason.

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Are the PCs all getting a bit old at your office? You're not alone

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Re: No push to upgrade business machines anymore

Indeed, my work laptop still runs Windows XP. Still works fine once it gets going (it takes 20 minutes to boot up but that's mainly due to corporate bloatware - if I boot it away from work it is quite quick).

I guess all that has happened is that PCs have been fast enough for any business purpose for the last 5 years or so, so there is no need to upgrade unless one breaks.

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Curiosity succeeds – Mars was wet enough for life!

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Devil

Re: I think you're on to something there

And then in a few million years time the mutant Martian super-cats will come back and enslave us.

Giving cats space craft and robotics is madness; it is only their lack of opposable thumbs which stops them taking over.

I don't think this has been thought through properly

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Soak up CO2 with sponges, says CSIRO

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Stop

How much CO2 does it take to manufacture the wonder sponge in the first place?

It may have to absorb a lot of CO2 before it is actually carbon neutral.

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Shiny, shiny! The window's behind me...

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WTF?

I thought a 'matte' was something to do with backgrounds in films. 'matt' is the opposite of 'gloss' surely.

It's matt paint I buy - not matte, which I guess would be used for painting cinematic backgrounds.

Or is this a UK/US thing?

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Japanese cops cuff cat carrying remote control virus

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Unhappy

No picture?

Why is there no picture of the cat? I think that's the least we could have expected.

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Stroustrup on next-gen C++: I didn't want to let go of my baby

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The idea that C++ is not suitable for embedded systems is a myth.

C++ code isn't any bulkier or slower than C code. In fact I've seen plenty of C code which ends up longer because it can't use things like virtual functions.

Of course some features of C++ (notably exception handling and use of the STL) can cause code to bulk up.

But you don't *have* to use those features; you'd certainly not use the STL for embedded code.

Exceptions if done correctly (obviously depends on compiler/.code generator) should cause no overhead at all if the exception doesn't fire. If it does fire, you've got a stack unwind to handle, with its associated destructor calls, but that's not much worse than setjmp/longjmp

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Ten technology FAILS

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Re: Just threw out

Just sold my old Palm IIIx, complete with folding full-size keyboard, after 12 years faithful service - still working fine, but I no longer had any computers with an old-fashioned RS232 interface to sync with, and the desktop software would only run on my old machines. Palms were very good machines.

Replaced with an iPod Touch, which is an excellent (and under-rated) PDA.

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Dexter

Re: Hmmmmm

And the reason 8 track failed was because of its short usable life... I'm old enough to remember trees on the side of the road draped in long gossamer strands of Dark Side of the Moon after someone's 8 track ate yet another tape. While 8 tracks were more convenient, cassettes were a lot more reliable.

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You can record stuff onto cassettes; 8 tracks were read-only.

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Facebook warehousing 180 PETABYTES of data a year

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How is Corona different from YARN? Or better?

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A bitter spill to swallow, or 'how to smeg up your keyboard'

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Am I the only one who hasn't split something all over their keyboard?

I did once manage to submerge a laptop in water due to stalling my car half way across a ford; it never recovered, but astonishingly HP replaced it under warranty.

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20 years of GSM digital mobile phones

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Does there exist a smart phone with a decent battery life?

By decent I mean more than 24 hours of occasional use.

I've yet to see a smart phone which lasts longer than about 8 hours.

My (non-smart) Nokia lasts 3-4 days if used for calls, about a week if not.

That's not quite as good as the older monochrome Nokia I used to have, but it is good enough.

Until smart phones can last the length of a business trip without needing a recharge, they are not up to the job, IMO.

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We don’t talk any more... on the commute

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Re: “Is this the train to Faversham?”

"I've never dared go that far"

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Underdone iTunes put back in oven for another month

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Black Helicopters

iTunes is fine in the Mac, and always has been.

I have to wonder; is the crappy performance on Windows a deliberate Apple policy to sell more Macs?

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Samsung says 'yes' to iPhone 5-sized Galaxy S III

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Coat

Am I the only person left on the planet who uses a mobile phone for making phone calls and talking to people, rather than texting, surfing the web, using twitter and facebook?

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'Immortal cancer' found in Australia

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Michael H F Wilkinson wrote:

I have this image of an ageing, degenerating brain, and a mind bereft of all joy, in a perfectly healthy body, which stubbornly refuses to die.

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You've been watching the X factor, haven't you?

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Thanks ever so much Java, for that biz-wide rootkit infection

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Unhappy

It's all very well saying "this was fixed in Windows 7 years ago".

I work for a company where we still have to use Windows XP (and IE for many intranet things).

And as usual, to get useful stuff done on XP, you need admin privileges.

Many people don't get a choice.

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Lesser-spotted Raspberry Pi FINALLY dished up

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Thumb Up

Robots!

This thing is ideal for driving Lego or Meccano robots.

What could be more educational that terrorising the cat with a home-made robot?

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Softphones strangled by smartphone battery life

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FAIL

Yes, Soft Phones can and do slow down your PC.

The Cisco Soft Phone is absolute rubbish.

Takes ages to start up, eats memory on your computer and slows it down, and crashes.

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Third European supply podule blasts off en route to space station

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Mushroom

Re: I dispair

In the case of the Russians, you certainly get more bang for your buck.

How many failed launches have they had recently?

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So, what IS the worst film ever made?

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Anything with lots of CGI in it. Sadly this is about 50% of films now, and quite a lot of TV.

(Lord of the Rings, Avatar, any modern disaster movie, any modern TV program about dinosaurs).

I don't want to sit in the cinema and watch a video game, thanks, and CGI animation always looks terrible, IMO.

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Warp drives are PLANET KILLERS, Sydney Uni students find

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FAIL

every GPS enabled mobile phone contains a relativity corrector to ensure it takes into account the time difference between the ground and satellite

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This isn't true; the relativistic correction to the clocks is done in the satellites - the clocks are set so as to compensate for relativity, so when they are observed from the ground, they appear to be running at the correct rate.

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ICANN snubs critics, opens domain extension floodgates

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Oooh. Can I apply for .c0m ?

Looks just like a .com address to most people, but I can put my SpamBots there. Excellent.

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Shale gas: If we've got it, flaunt it

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IT Angle

Fracking

There's a good, fairly balanced article in the latest Scientific American.

It's not the fracking itself which causes problems - the wells can leak (causing methane or nasty chemicals to get into water supplies), and the tanks which are used to store the waste fluid can overflow or leak, contaminating water supplies.

It's probably no worse than mining for the environment; but mining doesn't have a great record.

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DARPA shells out $21m for IBM cat brain chip

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Devil

Cat-powered internet?

So the internet really will be made of cats.

I'm not sure I like the direction this is going.

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Linux 3.0 all about 'steady plodding progress'

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Unhappy

Kernel Panics

Yes, they still happen, seen a couple in the last couple of months on Ubuntu (9.04) and RedHat (fc10).

Linux is certainly more stable than it used to be, tho.

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Engineering student cracks major riddle of the universe

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Happy

re: and dropped the cat on the floor

Everyone knows the answer to this paradox; the toast falls off the cat and lands jam side down. The cat lands feet up, flees the scene, and won't come near you for days.

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Desktop Linux: the final frontier

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FAIL

Photo printing, scanning, iPods

None of them work on Linux; that's why it's no good as a desktop for me.

Printing normal stuff to my HP Officejet - no problem.

Printing 6x4 photos? Nope. Works fine on WIndows. Works fine on Mac. Broken on Ubuntu.

Scanning only scans at some terrible quality.

Works fine on WIndows. Works fine on Mac. Broken on Ubuntu.

Syncing your iPod - forget it. The encrypted ones can't work at all.

The non-encrypted ones sometimes half work, and then occasionally trash your album artwork or make other random changes.

Open Office is fine most of the time, but it still chokes on some Excel and Word documents, and it has bugs - formatting going crazy.

So Linux is fine for web browsing, email and light document usage.

But it's not fine for a lot of other things; I haven't even mentioned lack of device drivers for things like slide scanners (which tend to be Windows-only).

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1000s of websites vanish as TalkTalk lets domain slip

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Thumb Up

Decent broadband supplier

Zen internet are pretty good - they just do Broadband

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Chaps tolerant of girl-on-girl cheating by other halves

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Happy

Men not wlecome

So the real conclusion here is that it's not OK no have sex with another bloke, no matter which sex you are?

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New NASA model: Doubled CO2 means just 1.64°C warming

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Happy

Cui bono

Of course the main people affected by climate change will be poor people in far away countries, not rich Westerners.

No wonder so many rich Westerners don't give a ****

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