* Posts by KirstarK

81 posts • joined 15 Oct 2009

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Dungeons & Dragons relaunches with 'freemium' version 5.0

KirstarK

WotC will pry my copy of pathfinder from my cold dead hands. And my copy of Herolabs.

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'The writing is TOO SMALL': MPs row over Parliamentary move to Office 365

KirstarK

Corrected for you

and caused others to question why the Houses decided to use Office 365 anyway and pay by subscription.....

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BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

KirstarK

Re: Cruelest Ending!

god access. what a pile.

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Google Glass gets 2GB of RAM. Think about this. Two gigs of RAM

KirstarK

I recall 256 bit yes bit memory upgrade modules.

home solder kits for zx80's

seperate co-processors

sip memory modules

upgrading you PC memory from 512kb to 640kb

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DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

KirstarK

Why get rid of the eye patch ?

Is having a partially blind hero a bad thing ?

or did the marketing dept speak to a focus group or something

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Internet of Things fridges? Pfft. So how does my milk carton know when it's empty?

KirstarK

of course what will happen is that there will be an rfid in the milk. The smart fridge will monitor how often the milk is taken out of the fridge and when it never return. Over time it will build up a profile of your use and can then "suggest" what you should order and when. This data of course will be mined and abused. I would also expect the fridge to get grumpy if you try to reuse a carton and alert you that your milk must be off. better throw it out. But to be safe will alert you early. If this means you waste milk then all the better for the farmers.

Whats this says gov agency. Our data mining say that this fridge has no bacon in it and is infact full of halal products. They must be terrorist. Look their milk is out of date.

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Chap rebuilds BBC Micro in JavaScript

KirstarK

I am off to lave and will go looking for thargons

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Quick Q: How many FLOPPIES do I need for 16 MILLION image files?

KirstarK

I finally got round to throwing oour my scsi jaz drive and 20 1GB cartridges.

Why I still had them I do not know

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ENTIRE UNIVERSE created in supercomputer. Not THIS universe (probably)

KirstarK

Re: Elite: Dangerous (by David Braben) coming to a PC near you soon!

I know lets make it an mmo.

hmmm.. maybe call it something like eve online :)

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Quid-a-day Reg nosh posse chap faces starvation diet

KirstarK

Re: you may not starve as much as you think

900 Calories per 100g of body fat ?

really ?

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Five-year-old discovers Xbox password bug, hacks dad's Live account

KirstarK

Re: NSA Recruitment guy

No, they will ban him from access a computer or the web for life and wonder why he then ignores it.

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Boeing, Cupertino to 'explore weaponisation of Apple technologies'

KirstarK

No not a nice try.

The tone was all wrong

But funny anyway. Hello april 1st

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BT Tower to be replaced by 3D printed BT Tower

KirstarK

yep. spot the date

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UK claims 'significant lead' in drones after Taranis test flight

KirstarK

I see this as a good thing.

Less manned aircraft in harms way. Cheaper than manned aircraft. Once you get a decent carrier based one then the carriers are cheaper as well.

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Volunteers slam plans to turn Bletchley Park into 'geeky Disneyland'

KirstarK

You forgot to mentioned they are sealign off areas to stop people seeing it even though its sod all to do with them.

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Google stabs Wikipedia in the front

KirstarK

If I want wiki stuff I add wiki to my search term.

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New inkjet printer spits out cheap OLED monitors better than your inkjet prints letters

KirstarK

As in HP Officejet 8600 ?

The really really cheap to run inkjet printer ?

There must be something wrong with yours if its cleaning heads all the time/. Get replacement print heads

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XBOX ONE ROUNDUP-of-the-ROUNDUPS: Everything YOU need to know

KirstarK

quote = There’s no media playback through external USB storage.

Wont be getting one the.

The PS4 wont fo DNLA so wont be getting one of those.

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Apple returns to courtroom once again to contest ebook shafting

KirstarK

I was reading the article and noticed how much Apple fanboi it was. Thought to myself is this Orlowski ?

Supriise suprise it is.

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Limbaugh: If you hate Apple then you're a lefty blog-o-twat hipster

KirstarK

Re: Disproportionate

Troll bait much ?

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Davros liable to criticism for huge STRAW DALEK he never built

KirstarK

Its better than an iDalek though

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Admen's suggested tweaks to Do Not Track filed straight into the bin

KirstarK

I use addblock plus, Beef Taco, Better Privacy, Ghostery, No Script, and Shareme Not addons in firefox and specifically block certain things like google analytics. And they still manage to server me targetted adds.

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Google Glass will SELF-DESTRUCT if flogged on eBay

KirstarK

ignoring the fact that these are the dev editions.....

For sales: 1 Bean $2000.

Special this week. Buy one bean and get a Google Glass given as a gift :)

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After Leveson: The UK gets an Orwellian Ministry of Truth for real

KirstarK

no point reading the article

It was obvious what AO's opinion is. And as some of the posters have said I would trust a politician over the press any day.

Unless you have been on the end of a press crusade against you, then you have no idea. Who recalls that web dev guy who was attacked by the local paper as his adverts were in competition to theirs?

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Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski

KirstarK

For some reason I cannot understand Mr IOrlowski has taken a personal dislike toi Mr Fry. I usually ignore his insulting articles. I am sure if the click rates went down he would stop being such a twat.

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US diplomat: If EU allows 'right to be forgotten' ... it might spark TRADE WAR

KirstarK

I wonder if anyone in America read scifi or fantasy. They would know that any country that behaves as they do is the bad guys and will eventually fall.

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You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun? Think AGAIN

KirstarK

Re: I Hate Cats

even better lets put you in a sack with bricks.

Can't stand sick fucks or trolls.

Can we delete these shitty trollish sick comments please

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Assange needs to get some sunlight and fresh air, say Ecuadoreans

KirstarK

Re: He's the first person...

IIRC he was asked to use a condom claimed he was using it but wasn't

Ask your wife / gf / sister close female friends how they would react to that

Also there is nothing wrong with sleeping heavily. She may have woke up just as he entered. No matter the details she was not willing as she was not awake. therefore its rape. Again as wife / gf / sister etc how they would feel if they woke up to find someone having sex with them.

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Japan firm offers mums-to-be 3D printed unborn infants

KirstarK

is exactly the same as having an ultrasound pic (sonagram for the peeps across the pond) or those new videoes.

Is weird but I can see as a parent why you would want it.

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Gangnam Style beats Bieber Baby, becomes biggest timewaste EVER

KirstarK

will watch lo pan style later.

but

suggest a youetube search for

minecraft style

mitt romney style

klingon style

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Just bought an Apple product? Need support NOW? Drop an F-BOMB

KirstarK

Try that with Sony's Laptop support on 0870 240 2410 or 0870 2408 unless you put the serial number in you cannot speak to a human. If the SN is out of warranty then the line hangs up.

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Yahoo! will! ignore! 'Do! Not! Track!' from! IE10!

KirstarK

nice plugin.

Added

Strange how its been purchased by an add company.

Wonder if they have a product that is not blocked by it.

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HTC's 4G patent beef could get iPhone 5 BANNED in US

KirstarK

Re: IT Pros?

all I can say to this is yeah right

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Intel comes out swinging against $1.3bn European fine

KirstarK

Re: OMG they gave people DISCOUNTS!!!!

What they did was give discounts if you didn't buy the competition and in some cases gave you higher prices if you did buy the competition, or restricted your supply.

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'Dated and cheesy' Aero ripped from Windows 8

KirstarK

Metro is nasty.

If you want a small sample, use a patches xbox 360.

Unfortunately as I am in computer support I will have to use but it but I really do not want to.

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Dish Networks locks horns with broadcasters over ad skipping

KirstarK

You have to love the BBC and no ads :)

I know that anything I watch now gets recorded rather than watched live sol I can fast forward past the ads.

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Vulture 2 trigger triggers serious head-scratching

KirstarK

Can you not do a test launch.

the balloon with some sensors to measure temp, pressure etc along with GPS etc etc a camera to measure the balloon size as it bursts

With all this data you could work out a mechanism to decide when to release the payload.

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Cameron's F-35 U-turn: BAE Systems still calls the shots at No 10

KirstarK

I agree with the points about the f-18 etc, but shut up about the Eurofighter for god sake.

I want to switch off when you start moaning about that.

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VW STUNS WORLD+DOG WITH REAL HOVER-CAR!

KirstarK

its obvious CGI, and not good cgi either.

also the design is stupid for what its supposed to be. It would not be stable and would fall over.

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Jury retires for weekend in deadlock in Oracle-v-Google verdict

KirstarK

Re: Where are all the fandroids now?

The case is stupid.

Anyone with a brain realises that Oracles case is flawed. Thats why Android users have not filled these threads with comments. Also Android users do not consider their phone OS a religeon the way Apple users do.

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Pilots asking not to fly F-22 after oxygen problems

KirstarK
Devil

Wot no Lewis ?

Interesting that Lewis didn't write this article.

Would love to be there at reg cenral watching him twitch as an article with critique of the F22.

I know maybe the F22 can use the O2 system from the Eurofighter

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KirstarK

Re: F-22 and Annoxia / Hypoxia

You deserve an award or that :)

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Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old

KirstarK

Re: @voland

Your still anidiot.

For example the girl with the radiator.

Teacher: Little girl, let go of that radiator at once.

Little Girl: No.

T: Let go or I will tell you to let go again in a slightly louder voice.

LG: fuck you

T: detension

LG: still fuck you.

T: Right you litle shit.

Pulls arm from radiator. Little girl gets tiny scrape. Teacher sent to prison. Papers full of abussive teacher headlines. Teach and school, and local authority all sued by little girls parents.

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KirstarK

Re: I suppose it's a bit late to suggest...

Your an idiot. The staff can do very little against the little shit and teh little shit knows it.

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DoJ could start Apple ebook price-fixing lawsuit this week

KirstarK

Because they were still paying the same amount to the publisher.

Publisher say RRP is £9.99 you pay us 40%

Amazon sell at £4.49 make 50p profit and pass the rest to the publisher. Everyone has the same costs to sell.

So Apple could do the same if they wanted.

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Man FLIES with Android-powered homemade bird wings

KirstarK

Something wrong with that TBH

I will believe it when I see it in person

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Judge nixes Apple's bid to patent-bash bankrupt Kodak

KirstarK

I can't help but wonder if apple want to stop kodak selling the patents to Google.

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Solar storm arrives, nobody notices

KirstarK

All the electronics in my house reset a couple of times yesterday and I lost 3g access in the afternoon.

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LOHAN's fantastical flying truss cleared for lift-off

KirstarK

I like the new idea. I think some sort of droge (?sp?) hanging behind the assembly to stabilise the lauch is a good idea. it will rotate the assembly into the wind and stop the rotation. Think weather vane/cock

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