* Posts by Rattus Rattus

1068 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Oct 2009

Ten... in-ear headphones

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ATH-CKS90

"which makes listening to gritty dubstep and raw hiphop an absolute pleasure"

This has got to be the most magical pair of headphones ever if it can make that shite sound good.

Ubisoft revisits Internet-at-all-times DRM

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FAIL

I don't really care...

...since after they announced this kind of DRM for Assassin's Creed 2 I already decided I was never buying another Ubisoft product ever. I also make sure to discourage all my friends from buying their stuff either, on any platform.

Developer fury as Google makes Android apps vanish

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Searching google.com for apps

That's what I do. That way I also get reviews and comparisons and even links to non-market apps. Then I just scan the QR code of the one I've chosen to go straight to it's market page.

Russia: 'We'll dump the ISS into the sea after 2020'

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@Frumious Bandersnatch

I can't see the ISS being more than a broom cupboard in the Villa Straylight.

Hubble detects new Plutonian moon

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To Mark Showalter of the SETI Institute:

You're a scientist, dammit! STOP USING MILES! Use a proper, scientific measuring system FFS.

Bill seeks to decriminalise pianos in pubs and schools

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Whatever you say, say nothing...

...when you talk about you-know-what

For if you-know-who should hear you, you know what you'll get

They'll take you away to you-know-where for you don't know how long

So for you-know-who's sake don't let anyone hear you sing this song

First snap of giant asteroid Vesta from orbiting probe

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It certainly isn't...

...it's an asteroid.

Robots form band, rock out to Marilyn Manson

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Marilyn Manson "gothic anthem"?

Hah! Manson's about as gothic as that GaGa trollop.

All the same, pretty cool performance for a bunch of robots.

Segway death blamed on good manners

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@ Daniel 4

"So what do you do with a Segway? From everything I've been able to tell, they look even harder to transport than a powered wheelchair."

Eh? In any decent sized car, you ought to be able to lay half a dozen of them across the back seat. You could at least put one in the front passenger seat, with it's base in the footwell. After all, a Segway is basically just a stick with wheels at one end.

Google muzzles political dissidents with YouTube ID tweaks

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@David W.

The moment you tried to claim it was a good idea to give up privacy because of potential sex offenders, your argument lost all credibility.

Elton John rouses Atlantis crew - with Rocket Man

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Really, NASA?

You could have gone with Kate Bush's cover, rather than Elton John. Kate did it /so/ much better.

MS to WinXP diehards: Just under 3 more years' support

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Yeah, Win7 is kind-of better than XP...

but for all the improvements, there has been plenty of regression too. The file browser, for example, is less flexible than it used to be in XP. It now takes multiple clicks to find out the size of a group of files, instead of just selecting them and looking at the staus bar. The right mouse button now sometimes works one way, sometimes another, depending on the phase of the moon.

The new Control Panel is a nightmare. The new network interface management crap is shit, and takes far too many clicks to do tasks that were just two or three clicks in XP. The new search function is crap, I want my old, /functional/ search back. And the "libraries" can fuck right off, I don't need my OS obscuring the location of my data, I want to know *exactly* where my files are. If the concept of directories is too scary for you, then maybe you shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.

Too many leaves taken from Apple's book, I reckon, trying to hide all the scary system plumbing away from the end user, which is exactly the opposite of what I want in an OS. At the very least, Win7 *Professional* ought to have an "expert user" mode where all the internal workings are exposed and easy to get at. [And yes, I know Linux will do that, it's why every other machine on my network runs Linux. My gaming (and therefore primary) machine, though, needs to run Windows because WINE is just not good enough yet.]

Under the hood, Win 7 might have quite a few improvements (although it's far too RAM-hungry), but the interface designer should be shot. In fact, Microsoft shouldn't let a *designer* anywhere near their next version's interface. They ought to instead ask an engineer to design it, then we might get some useful functionality instead of bells and whistles.

Over 900 police staff caught misusing databases

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Facepalm

What a disappointment

I saw "BBW" in the title and clicked automatically, only to find the article was totally unrelated.

So, LOHAN: What's it to be?

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British Object Of Blinding Speed

Because BOOBS as an acronym seems just about right if it's going to make it into a Spanish paper again. And if it gets wider attention, it'll be hilarious watching more strait-laced publications bend over backwards to avoid using the acronym.

News of the World TO CLOSE

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@CompuGuide

Ah, I sse where you've got confused there. You've mistaken Fox News for journalism.

Splashtop Remote Desktop

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Bit of a cheek

to charge a whole five bucks for this when (on Android, at least) there are at least half a dozen other remote desktop apps that are decent performance and free. I'm currently quite satisfied with AndroidVNC which didn't cost me a cent. Plus it will talk to my Linux boxen, which Splashtop won't.

Benefits of boozing outweigh harms, says survey

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@Dances With Sheep

Eyes like WHAT? I've never heard that phrase before, it's very... apt. Between that and your username, you're not from New Zealand are you?

The Web isn’t dead in Australia

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Maybe we don't want Internet TV

because we've already seen that 99% of all TV is shit. The medium doesn't matter if the content isn't worth watching. Combine this with the tiny (and expensive) bandwidth caps in Australia and who would want to watch TV over the internet at all?

The freakonomics of smut: Does it actually cause rape?

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@ Chris W

I think you're confusing the issue. The number of people committing any crime is not really relevant, the key figure is how many crimes have been committed. That is, after all, what governs the likelihood of someone being the victim of a crime.

If crime rates decrease through, for example, catching just a handful of the most prolific offenders, then who really cares that the number of criminals remains almost the same, as long as many fewer people become victims? Nobody, that's who. Except for the real hardcore law & order types, who can't sleep for the thought that someone, somewhere might have possibly got away with something. And really, screw them because who wants to be such a sad grey prick?

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@Shades

But I don't *have* a Tab C !

Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

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We'll miss you, Sarah

All the best in your new role, wherever that may be. And the pic was just perfect.

Teenager tries to trade virginity for iPhone

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At least it's not a kidney

n/t

Music on plastic discs still popular, apparently

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I will never buy a digital track

so long as it comes with DRM. I'll buy CDs because they're DRM-free. I'd start buying tracks for download if I could find any that:

A) Weren't in a shitty format (so no iTunes)

and

B) Weren't encumbered with DRM (so nobody else either, yet)

Child of Eden

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Looks nice...

Any chance of a PC version?

Alice: The Madness Returns

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I've been trying

to convince myself to hold off on this one until the price drops - after all, I've ordered so many new games off Steam in the last six months that I haven't even started to play yet... But no, I think I'm going to buckle and pick up this one when I get home.

Apple will 'own games industry'

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Twaddle

What a load of nonsense. As a gamer of thirty years' experience I say to this numpty that he can keep his goddamn social networking bullshit the hell out of my games. And mobile gaming? Don't make me laugh. If you've got to hold a fondleslab, that's one less hand to use the controls. Just because he's apparently used to one-handed computer use doesn't mean the rest of us want to do the same.

CSIRO opens Cape Grim pollution data

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Thumb Up

Good on the CSIRO!

That's how science is done - make the data widely available and allow anyone who wants to to analyse it.

Aussie censor bans Dead or Alive

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@Reg Blank

"Drawings of fictional underage characters is not illegal, not even of sexualised underage characters."

Actually, yes, it IS illegal here on these benighted Antipodean shores. This was proven in 2008 in the NSW Supreme Court when a man was convicted of child pornography charges for having a joke picture of Bart & Lisa Simpson.

DARPA issues call for notions on Starship-for-2111 plan

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Trollface

@Graham Bartlett

"Alcubierre drive: The fact that according to the sums you'd need a little under three suns' worth of E=mc^2 *PER ATOM* tends to make this a little unlikely, yeah?"

Pfft. The science adds up, that's just an engineering problem.

Latest Hubble Snaptastic goodness: Centaurus A

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I think a scale measured in AU

would be too small to see. You'd need a scale divided into probably tens of light years.

Ten... Premium Android smartphones

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Wonder what'll be available...

...when it finally comes time to replace my Nexus One? I think I've probably got at least another year's good use out of it before it's retirement time. I hope by then Google have returned to asking HTC to make their flagship phones.

I really hate the design of all the Samsung models - they're ugly, and feel cheap and flimsy. I rather like HTC phones, but hate Sense. And of course I want to be sure to get OS updates as soon as Google release them, as I've become accustomed to on my N1.

Dolphin Browser HD

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@a33a

"Text Reflow" might be the official term, but I like "Text Jiggling" better.

OT: I tried Dolphin a long time ago, but dropped it in favour of the standard browser because I just couldn't find enough advantage in it to justify all the space it took up. I didn't really see the utility in the gestures, but now I can see their use. I'm installing it again to give it another try.

IBM demos graphene circuits

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Missing units

"between 25 and 125 degrees" - is that in a proper temperature scale, or that bizarro Fahrenheit nonsense?

Unique imagery of Shuttle docked to ISS released

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Vast amount of money?

Pocket change, compared to the arms industry. And the bank bailout could have bought a dozen of the ISS. Stupid fucking priorities. We should have tens of thousands of humans working daily in space by now.

iTunes Match is iPiracy, claims loopy Oz industry troll

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So...

Does that mean the sensible thing to do is hit up the torrent sites and see how many hundreds of gig of music you can grab for free, then pay a $25 fee and it all magically becomes legit? That's what it sounds like to me, am I just misreading this?

Apple iCloud: Same old cage, new height

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"Otherwise, you'd just use iTunes and wires again, exactly as everyone has to today"

Not everyone, only people who use iDevices. My Android phone already syncs wirelessly, through open source tools. So does my netbook. Why pay for a future service you can already have for free by avoiding walled gardens?

Top telly tech fails to drive new set sales

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My TV

is still a 20 year old CRT, and will remain that way until it lets out it's magic smoke. I watch so little TV it's just not worth getting a new one before then.

Has Steve Jobs killed the consumer hard disk industry?

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@DZ-Jay

So iCloud has reinvented Dropbox then? Is Apple's next move going to be suing Dropbox, claiming Apple invented it first?

Win8: A beginner's guide to FondleWindows

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Can I turn

this annoying new interface off and use a sensible view that works? No? Then no Windows 8.

Apple iCloud: Steve Jobs' own private internet

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Flame

iThink...

...Jobs can get fucked if he thinks I'm giving control of my data over to anyone but me. iWill hold on to my local filesystems, TYVM.

HTC Sensation dual core Android smartphone

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Looks nice

Though I get the feeling the author doesn't really like HTC on principle.

Phone looks impressive though, I wouldn't mind getting one if I ever need to replace my Nexus One. Provided, of course, that you can turn off Shit. Ah, sorry, I mean Sense.

Brit rubbish-dump worms in space station science triumph

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More importantly...

Who cares?

Wave of Trojans breaks over Android

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Facepalm

"app that displays pictures of bikini-clad babes"

How is it people still get caught by this? They need an app to see a bit of skin? Have they never heard of a web browser?

Microsoft gets five bucks for every HTC Android phone

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@ MS Rocks

I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear you - was that "Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge?"

Android app sales skimpy, sluggish, slack, scanty...

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Each to his own

I rather like the look of white on black with yellow and orange highlights, it looks good. iOS standard designs look too Fisher-Price for me.

Waking to check mail? You're not alone

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Anyone who has found themselves standing in front of a Power Point slide addressing a room

...should take a long hard look at themselves and work out why their life has reached such a nadir.

As for out of hours calls - I'm a contractor, with a suitably exorbitant hourly rate. If I take a call out of hours, the clock starts ticking, with at least time and a half applied to said rate. And an hour minimum. I don't seem to get a lot of unnecessary calls...

NASA 'deep space' ship: Humans beyond orbit by 2020?

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I'm so tired of politics derailing science projects

We should have had a moonbase for twenty years now, and there should already be manned ships about to make Mars orbital insertion. We also should already have multiple robot landers on Europa, Ganymede and Titan at the very least.

I blame Nixon first and foremost, then every US president after him for completely failing to have vision.

Yanks officially recognise the word 'boffin'

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I think you mean

Why do the Yanks over-stress all their Rs?

Billionaire Zuckerberg kills to eat

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Vegetables...

are what food eats.

NASA kills comms with deceased Mars rover

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"Nothing that a couple of spare batteries and a cleaning lady with a duster cannot fix"

Unfortunately not. The deep freeze without being able to keep heaters running will have cracked and damaged important parts of Spirit's circuitry. The faithful little rover is not going anywhere ever again.