* Posts by David Webb

1003 publicly visible posts • joined 16 May 2007

Stephen Hawking both British and not dead

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Denied?

Denied? I know people have been refused treatment for a smoking related condition because you know, they didn't quit smoking, but thats logic. People have also been refused medication because its too expensive and NICE cannot justify the cost. But the NHS won't turn away anyone in an emergency, they won't check your wallet to see if you have valid insurance, indeed, they will send a helicopter to pick people up! Can you imagine how much that would be put on a bill in the US if you were not insured?

And yes, Hawkins is brilliant, and ours, maybe they should change his voice box to a English accent though, as it seems to confuse people! Also I'm thankful Hawkins is still alive today, he should be an inspiration to everyone of what a person with the most severe handicaps can do in life.

Brit firm sells hi-tech fabric vehicle armour to DARPA

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FAIL

So behind

Yes, I'm so glad the Americans gave us such wonderful inventions like, Radar, the Jet engine, hovercrafts, the jump jet, tanks, the computer... oh, wait...

Faster broadband for free?

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NTE-5

New build houses should have the new BT plates installed by default, if you take them apart you will see a circular object which is an ADSL filter, it does exactly the same job as the iPlate. If you have the BT Openworld logo on your faceplate then you have the filter already.

Johnson signs off ID card for UK citizenry

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Citizen

I object to being called a "citizen", I am a British Subject, god save the Queen!

El Reg to launch space paper plane

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Let's see

A name, hrm, the Bulgarian Funbag express? Though that would look bad for future generations of history students...

I am reliably informed that the Spanish for Vulture is Buitre, so, El Buitre? Cept then we have the problem of pronunciation, darn foreign words! It really is hard to think of a name!

The BAFH? Bastard Airplane From Hell?

The Labour Party Express - watch that plane drop as far as Browns popularity!

As for crafting it, it really is a giant boys toy (and girls toy, at least the sort of girls toy that they can pull out and use in public without an article on El Reg), and luckily I'd guess the main demographic of El Reg is.... male.

IE icon too familiar for Microsoft EU settlement?

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Opera

Will Opera never be happy unless IE is actually not even an option to install? They got what they wanted, a ballot, and *still* they complain? Sheesh.

Info Tribunal fluffed on FOI, rules High Court

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FOI

Is it just me, or does UK.gov want everyone to give into FOI requests, except for themselves? Parliament will go to extreme lengths to prevent a FOI request and it looks like UK.gov will take requests to the High Court to prevent requests.

Digital Vision GiGo DV-DTR1 USB PVR

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Cheap PVR

I use the Sony PlayTV myself. It comes with HDMI and upscales the SD signal, comes with Blu-Ray support (it plugs into the PS3, or even a PC), dual receiver so you can record a channel whilst watching another, and the remote control is blue-tooth (I think), it also has access to the internet.

Ok, so maybe its not cheap when you add on the cost of a PS3, and although it can accept a HD signal its not compatible with the UK signal (yet), but if you already have a PS3 I don't think there is a better freeview+ type box in its price range - not including price of PS3.

Best bit about the PlayTV, if you are in the US on holiday, you can set the PlayTV to record Top Gear and watch it in the US on your PSP via wi-fi! Has The Reg reviewed the PlayTV yet?

Wikipedia's Gallery guy hung up to dry?

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Turn left at the next exit (titles are evil)

You are very eloquent in your debating FT2!

The WMF is basically saying, its ok to download all the images, stick them into a book and stand outside the NPG selling the books which contain all the works that are inside the museum (as long as the book isn't copyrighted of course!).

That is one of the issues this does boil down to, the NPG made (apparently) £380k from licensing out their works, per year. Are you (if you are British, if you are not I apologise) quite happy that you will now have to pay an extra £380k per year, every year, so that a company in the US can thumb their nose up at UK copyright?

I realise that 380k is only around 2p per year per income tax payer, but that 2p per year would be spent to prop up a US corporation (wikipedia), don't know about you, but I really would want my taxes to be spend on proper things, like umm, dunno, but stuff that is more useful.

The thing is, how can this damage be undone? How many websites now have taken the content from wikipedia and are displaying it on their website? These people may not know they are hosting potentially copyrighted images, they may be hosting them in good faith. People could be using these images in books, under the belief they are PD, so every day that the WMF are keeping these images up, is another day that more damage is done to the revenue stream of a British organisation.

You point to large organisations there which are joining the Wiki event. Since the Bridgeman v. Corel case, how many US institutions have removed photos of PD images that were on the internet? How many now have an active policy of not putting any images on the internet unless those images are already freely available? How many small museums who's only income has been through licensing their works have had to start charging admission fees because they can no longer rely on the income from photographs and posters?

I know one institution that have removed hi-def images from the internet, that would be the NPG, so the entire *world* has lost the ability to view these images, including the people who paid for them (the British tax payer), so yeah, you're freely able to go and view them, in London. Naturally the WMF put their own twist on this "the NPG has taken them down, so we *must* keep them now!!!!!!"

David Webb

Thanks for all the fish!

@AC - The images were taken from a UK site which is where the copyright lays, the person who downloaded the images broke UK copyright law, the WMF should respect that stance. If the NPG was in the US then the US laws would apply. Because the NPG is in the UK, the server is in the UK and the images were in the UK, when the uploader (I really can't be bothered to remember his name) accessed them, he was accessing them *in the UK* so that would mean that UK law applies.

When he uploaded them to the WMF servers, he was uploading images where copyright on them already existed, the country of origin is also accepted by the WMF, they will not host images that are copyright in the country of origin (I believe the Berne Convention prohibits that).

@FT2 - I can see your point, your point is why should the NPG have control over the images in their posession. The alternative is to not have control over the images in their collection.

If the WMF were to licence the 3,014 (or so) images, it would cost them around £150k, if they were to licence the entire collection, it would cost around £800k. That to me seems a pretty solid reason why they want to retain control, that is £800k that could do on purchasing further works of art for the gallery.

I believe Lord Oliver's comments were in relation to slavish reproductions, that would be ones where you stick it in a photocopier and press a button, and I agree, things like that would not infer copyright, but these are not slavish reproductions, some guy with a polariod didn't run around taking cute little pictures.

It would have taken a fair bit of artistic endevour to reproduce the images in question, everything from lighting, to distance, to making sure the lighting wasn't such that it could potentially damage the works of art. It's a far cry from standing there with a typical SLR.

There is also not perpetual copyright, the images that the NPG display have their own copyright shelf life, life of author +70 years, so eventually the images will become public domain and then anyone can host them without question of copyright.

We actually have pretty liberal copyright laws over here, you're allowed to (for personal use) take a photo of whats on the TV, even though what is being displayed is copyrighted.

And El Reg won, my wikipedia comment was moderated on here bloody quickly, long live the moderatrix!

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Wiki Blog

Erik Moeller wrote a piece on Wikipedia about this, I put in my 2 cents worth and its still (funnily enough) awaiting moderation! Even though comments posted 8 hours later are still up and running.... Does the WMF not want to answer potentially embarrassing questions? Who knows! Here is my post from:

http://blog.wikimedia.org/2009/07/16/protecting-the-public-domain-and-sharing-our-cultural-heritage/

There are a lot of questions that need to be answered by the uploader really. On his talk page (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dcoetzee) there is mention that the NPG images contain hidden watermarks, is this true? Were the watermarks removed? If they were removed, that is a criminal offence rather than a civil one (2003 Copyright Regulations)

“Electronic rights management information is any information provided by the copyright owner which identifies the work, the author or any other right holder, or information about the terms and conditions of use of the work, and any numbers or codes that represent such information. Any attempt to interfere with this data, remove it or retransmit a work without it will become a criminal offence. As in the case of technological measures, this new law gives museums, archives and libraries new powers to protect their digitised collections or other material they have produced in electronic form.”

Did the uploader use a batch tool to bypass the zoomify feature, thereby downloading directly from the server over 3,000 images, again that could easily be construed as bypassing technical measures, I’d guess that sitting down and piecing together over 3000 images would be very time consuming.

The WMF’s own rules on the uploading of images, is they must not be in copyright in their country of origin, as far as the law in the UK currently stands, the images are in copyright in the UK, why is the WMF ignoring their own rules on this subject and keeping the images up? The WMF may say “their copyright status is in question”, so that is a “they may be copyrighted” so wouldn’t your rules on not allowing images which hold copyright prevent the images from being uploaded? Because its more suitable for the WMF to keep hold of the pictures?

“We are open to a compromise around the specific images, but our position on the legal status of these images is unlikely to change.”

So, if the NPG does follow through and it does go to court in the UK and the courts in the UK uphold that yes, these images are copyright under UK law, will the WMF pay the NPG for each and every copyright infringement that has taken place (i.e. every single unique page view on each individual image) or will the WMF continue with their stance of “we’re not bothering to comply with UK law on this”?

There has been no legal case in the UK on this subject, there may be very soon, but up until that time it should be argued that the images in question are not in the Public Domain in the UK and that the WMF has no right to display them even under their own rules.

As you posted an opinion from an American source in favour of the WMF, a balanced view would have been for you to also publish the opinion of a British copyright solicitor, which is:

Following the report the Museums Copyright Group has obtained an opinion from Jonathan Rayner James QC, a leading copyright specialist, who has no doubt that UK copyright law protects photographs of works of art:

“… as a matter of principle, a photograph of an artistic work can qualify for copyright protection in English law, and that is so irrespective of whether … the subject of the photographs is more obviously a three dimensional work, such as a sculpture, or is perceived as a two dimensional artistic work, such as a drawing or a painting …”

(http://www.museumscopyright.org.uk/bridge.htm) That link also discusses the Bridgeman v. Corel case that so frequently pops up as a defence, when it doesn’t apply in the slightest in the UK.

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Taking bets on which gets moderated first, this one on El Reg, or the Wikipedia one.....

David Webb

@AC 12:51

"Legally, they are in the US and they are right in upholding that they can't bow down to every little national law and regulation. Are we seriously going to expect paintings of naked women to be covered because a court in Saudi Arabia complains? The only workable way is to say only the local laws to the website hold sway - everyone else sorts themselves out."

The WMF should respect local laws when dealing with international issues 100%, there should be no question on that ever. If an image comes from the US and has naked women on it, Saudi law does not apply, however the images in question come from the UK and so UK law applies to the images so the WMF should respect that.

If the WMF is unable to respect British/European laws, then why should the British/European institutions give any assistance to the WMF in the future? Why should they spend a fortune on making works of art available online when a faceless US corporation rips them off "in the public good".

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I'm a title

The NPG wouldn't need to extradite him over here for the case, it could be heard in the UK without him present, and if he doesn't defend himself, the NPG should get a default judgement against him, its then getting the US courts to comply that'll be tricky.

I've asked the WMF several questions on this issue, the posted blog on WMF still appears to be holding my comments in moderation, even though 3 others posted since have passed muster...

1) Did the uploader remove watermarks/copyright status from the images in question (which would be a criminal offence – his talk thing seems to state that the NPG images did have a hidden watermark)

2) Did the uploader use a batch tool to download 3000+ images from the NPG’s servers, thereby bypassing the zoomify feature (which was intended to protect the images – they claim it’s not a security device, zoomify claim a security device cannot exist so they cannot claim to be one)

3) Are the WMF going to follow UK law if this goes to trial and if the UK courts agree they are copyrighted

4) Will the WMF pay for every infringement of copyright (i.e. every unique hit on every image) if it’s found that the images are under copyright

5) Why are the WMF not following their own rules on not allowing images which are under copyright, their own stance is “it may be” so why not err on the side of caution?

All the WMF coverage is one sided "we're doing it in the public interest!" so where is the public interest now that the NPG have removed the images so the only source is umm, the WMF, not including the other 13,000 images that now probably won't be displayed?

I hope it does go to trial, I hope the judge rules in favour of the NPG and orders the uploader to pay a licence for every copyright infringement (unique page view).

The NPG have stated they are happy for the WMF to host low-res copies of the images, but that isn't good enough for the WMF, they want to host the high resolution, they want them public domain, they want their cake and they want to eat it. Low res copies are *perfect* for the internet, hosting several 1MB+ files on a page is bad web design.

It really is a simple case of the WMF ignoring UK law and calling foul when the NPG says "hey, thats our ball there dude".

DARPA plans to end swine flu using Triffid drugs

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Triffids?

I seem to recall that the triffids appeared after a meteor shower?

A better parallel would be the T-Virus from Resident Evil probably.

Whining serial commentard bemoans Reg bullying

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Heart

Is it wrong?

Is it wrong that we are now stalking this guy over the internet? (thereby making the allegation from our ex-girlfriends correct?)

Is it wrong that A Man From Mars makes more sense than this buffoon?

is it wrong that El Reg let the Moderatrix out of her dungeon for a while?

Is it wrong that the condom broke, so this guys nickname is "Oh shit!"

Vulture Central unleashes RegPad™

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Jobs Horns

Dear Sirs

Dear Sirs, we at Apple have patented this design, with patents dated 10th July 2010, and hereby fortwith thereby demand you remove these products from sale posthaste, immediatly, without undue delay, now, as we believe you are infringing on our product, the iWantone.

Yours,

Someone!

CompuServe signs off

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Memories

Ahh yeah, CompuServe and UK Chat forum. CS was my first ISP but they couldn't keep up with that new fangled "Freeserve" thing that just popped up! Free internet access? How dare they mess with our business model!

Memories for £300-500 phone bills also still hurt. Been with F9 since '02 and never looked back.

Who knows, maybe El Reg can do a nice editorial on the changing landscape of the UK Internet Scene, from the bad ole days of local rate 0845 numbers, to huge service charges for trying to connect to compuserve (friend in Ireland being charged a few hunded quid by CompuServe for peering) to 0800 numbers (Swindle Marketing International and James Winsor of whateverr his name is, promising "free internet" but somehow never providing it, ohh the shock!), to BT finally giving some kind of free internet number (0844?) to DSL. and the future IPV6 based 21CN!

Just don't let Lewis write it, he'll try to get us to ditch the Internet to buy helicopters, from the yanks.

Stallman: open-source .NET 'danger' for Debian

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Gates Halo

I'm a title

I think the issue with patents is basically a Windows only problem. .NET on windows does use propriatary technology in the dll's and system.windows.forms.whatever, which are all Windows based and not really applicable to Linux, yep?

If MS does have patents with Mono and allow it to become an open standard (which by the looks of it, they are) then they cannot suddenly say "ok, its a patent, pay us!" because it isn't allowed to develop a standard with the intention of later on, pouncing (see Qualcomm was it? And their attempt to have their own patents shoved into an open standard so they could troll it later)

Personally I like C#, its very easy to use, easy to learn, versatile and works with Visual Studio 2008. If people do not wish to use mono on Linux, then that is their choice, and it shouldn't be forced on them, so yeah, maybe it shouldn't be installed by default, but by user choice.

Designer pitches flat-pack power plug

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Pint

Wow

That is such a fantastic idea! How do they get around the pulling of the wires out of the pins when twisting it though? I'd assume there would be a fair bit of slack, well, just enough.

Social networking big boys must bow to EU data laws

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Thumb Up

But what does it mean?

What does this mean for us humble non-lawyery people? Does it mean the next time I go to a site unrelated to facebook and see an advert on that site which has my facebook details as part of their adverts, its unfair processing (I didn't give permission for my facebook details to be used as part of an advert on a 3rd party site.... I think).

What change would this mandate for SN sites? Does wikipedia count as a social networking site? Do forums count as a social networking site? Is using my facebook details as an advert against the DPA?

I'm always interested in these legal articles on The Reg, they are very well written and presented, I just wish I understood the implications.

Game laws to make underage selling illegal

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Advertising

Yes, there needs to be education for parents on the subject, a bit like the anti-piracy thing in movies (which has stopped piracy 100%!!)

You wouldn't let your 12 year old watch Hard Core Donkey Lover XIV

You wouldn't let your 12 year old watch Saw 7 - Revenge of the Avenged

You wouldn't let your 12 year old watch Anything involving Keanu Reeves

Why let your 12 year old participate in Hard Core Donkey Saw starting Keanu Reeves?

I don't think parents understand (well, older parents who are not 21 themselves with 12 year old kids, as, according to the Sun, is the norm rather than the exception) that video games can easily be a lot more violent than movies, hell, even Pokemon is violent and introduces our children to fighting animal against animal!

I say ban all Children, just Children, ban them, or move them to an island till they are 18 years old!

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This is a title

It will only be effective if it is also illegal to purchase said games for under-age people. Its currently illegal to purchase booze/fags for under age drinkers/smokers, but its not uncommon for a 40 year old mother to buy GTA for her 12 year old kid.

Opera applauds scepticism on MS browser pledge

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5 other browsers...

And who exactly is responsible for those 5 other browsers? Are there even 5 other browsers to choose from? What if Browser #2 has major security issues? Is MS responsible for patching it?

Opera just wants a piece of the action, that's all. MS isn't in such a dominant position in the browser wars any longer, there is choice and people who know about the choice make the decision. I for one am getting the Win7 with IE installed, because I like IE, and I'll download Chrome too.

Beeb says sorry after iPlayer network fail

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BT

"Earlier this week BT hit out at the Beeb, claiming it was unfair that internet service providers had been shackled with huge bandwidth costs to help deliver iPlayer to its customers."

The answer is simple then BT, make sure you charge nothing to ISP's for traffic from the iPlayer, simple!

Pirate Party wins seat in European Parliament

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Ahem

Being a proud Welshman (apparently Celt isn't the race, its the language) I can say, without a shadow of doubt, that the BNP does not represent me, nor will they ever represent me. Luckily, neither do the Lib Dems!

Man accused of arranging wife's rape on Craigslist

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Sick

There really are some sick people on this planet.

Royal Navy trials 'paging system' for submarines

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@Sweep

No, when I hear a noise my brain works out the position the noise came from. The noise a speaker picks up is actually the power burst from the TDMA signal which the speakers can detect as a solid state detector. The reference to the mobile phone was very valid, as a pair of speakers can detect a signal being sent to a mobile phone, then I'm sure the military could easily develop equipment which could pick the signal from a submarine as the submarine picks up the signal.

Your post offered nothing to the debate on the issue, if you can provide solid proof that it is not possible to detect when a piece of electronic equipment is recieving a signal then I'm happy to listen. The simple fact is, with a buoy in place a navy/airforce will know there is a submarine within 100 miles of the buoy so will be able to scan the area for signs that a signal is being picked up, it doesn't take a huge leap in logic to assume that any signal being recieved will be detectable.

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OKily

So a 100 mile radius is a rather large area, granted, its at least whatever the answer to pi*r^2 is(31 415.9265?). But if a signal is being sent, it has to be collected right? So the sub is there, underwater minding its own business, whilst another submarine is scanning for any tell tail signs than an object is picking up radio signals, or whatever the signals may be.

When my mobile recieves a signal, my speakers do that weird blerping noise, so wouldn't there be technology in place that could detect the blerping noise (which obviously wouldn't be blerping noise) that would be made by any communications device recieving a signal?

I think the idea of it is for stealth only, otherwise the sub could submerge and pick up the signal, in peace time it doesn't really have much of a use I guess, I mean peace times sub's just crawl around looking for giant squids who want to take over the planet, but in war time sub's won't want to surface so a system like this would probably be used then, and in those cases it would give a fair indication to the enemy that a sub is in the general area of that bouy.

I dunno though, to me it does seem like it would be tracable and usable to pinpoint the location of our nuclear deterrent. I'd be happily proven wrong, in that its not possible to scan for electronic equipment picking up a signal and triangulate where that signal is.

David Webb

Easier to detect?

Wouldn't having a large buoy in the water kind of give away the fact there is a nuclear submarine somewhere within 100m radius of that buoy? Especially of the buoy is transmitting? How long before some bright spark thinks "hey, we could use the signal to detect exactly where the submarine is, based on the fact the signal gets picked up?". It could possibly remove any element of stealth that sub's have if they used such a system.

ISPs frosty on Jacqui's comms surveillance plan

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Vetting...

Odds are a system like this would be used for vetting people into government jobs too, like a teacher. Teacher been using IM? Better check to make sure no one on their friends list is under the age of 18.... Been using myspace? Better check none of their contacts are under 21!

I actually have an idea which will nix the entire thing. Someone start up an email service where you pay 1p to send an email, which affixes a stamp on the email of the queens head. Then it should be classed as normal mail which would protect it, its illegal to intercept the queens mail (all mail is, iirc, the property of the queen) so they would require a warrant every time they wanted to examine your email. May work.

Sims 3 pirated 180,000 times in three days

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Coat

180k

180,000 downloads? Would have been much more but no-one could be bothered to seed!

Geeks make least selfish lovers: Official

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Yay

I'm so posting these results on Facebook in the hope that some hot chick see's it and I can test the theory!

Rumor rubberizes iPhone 3.0

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OLED?

An OLED as large as the iPhone screen for under $200? I'm not sure that'll happen, OLED is very expensive and used for small screens like cameras, not for a large screen like a mobile phone right?

Wacky Jacqui defends Michael Savage ban

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Coat

White Wizards?

No White Wizards? Gandalf will be pretty pissed if he wants to return to Middle Earth via Gatwick!

Sims 3 leaked two weeks before release

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@ Mad Dave

The Sim's isn't a game, its a life simulation engine, calling it a game is a bit like saying something else which I can't think of at this time of the morning with only one coffee in me.

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Pirate

@David

Pirates playing the Sims 3 + girlfriends? I'm pretty sure they will be searching for nude patches as we speak.

Ahoy matey, argh.

Banned US shock-jock demands Clinton intervention

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Following on...

Following on from this idiots logic, we can naturally assume that the KKK grand wizard bloke is also banned because of his racist views. Is he saying that the fella from the KKK has as much right to come over here and spew his hatred as anyone else?

Personally I say let him come on over, I'm pretty sure the majority of Brits would just say "shut the f*** up" whilst the rest would ignore him, although some may steal his phone and shoes.

US journo school mandates iPhone, iPod touch

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Yuck

Photo-editing software - Paint? Or Gimp which is opensource and free.

MS Office - Open Office (free)

Illustrator - Inkscape (free)

Adobe Premier - Avieimux (free)

etc.etc.etc.

Best of all, with these programmes you can *choose* your hardware AND your OS to go with it (its all open source).

Forcing people to go down one route prohibits learning, what if when they leave school in 7 years time, Linux has come to the forefront in multimedia? What if Win7 is so good (and yes, it really is *that* good) that it becomes the defacto OS for journo's? When these idiots leave school they will be used to working on a minor OS from a minor computer company!

My college used Dell's, but they didn't prevent you sticking in a USB with Linux on it and running that instead, as long as the software you used was compatible with the course, you can use whatever the hell you like.

Anyhow, a list of software which can replace closed source (from where I listed the first few examples) is:

http://whdb.com/2008/the-top-50-proprietary-programs-that-drive-you-crazy-and-their-open-source-alternatives/

A fantastic bookmark to have (especially if you're cheap like me)

Pig plague and Twitter: The terrifying truth

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Joke

xkcd

I think xkcd says it best!

http://xkcd.com/574

Their latest one is funny too, a must bookmark site!

Go, Brown, go!

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Yes!

With such people signing as...

•Gordon Brown - doh, undo, undo

•Gordon destoyed Britian

•The others would do any better!

I'm sure Gordon is scared!

What on earth do you think you are doing, Darling?

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Oh Dear

You seem to have published a political response to the budget! As a news outlet, does that mean you now have to allow the other parties to give their point of view? I'm pretty sure that if the BBC were to give political time to a member of one political party, they are bound to have to give other political parties their chance to respond in like?

I liked the article mind you.

eBay put Skype on iPhone 'to boost price of NSA backdoor'

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Black Helicopters

Gosh!

How horrific to think of such things! It must be a mistake, or some kind of joke! Maybe the 1st joke of April?

Acer sued for shipping Vista-book with GB of memory

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Windows

I'm using Windows 7 Ultimate (64bit) on a dual core laptop with only 1GB ram. Sure it doesn't run as fast as my (now broke) desktop with 4GB, but its fast enough to do mundane tasks (like write this comment) and it also runs Aero quite well.

I've also ran Vista x64 Premium on this laptop, again with 1GB ram and shared VGA, Aero works fine, everything works fine, its just not a powerful machine so it is going to run slower than my desktop (even though assessment puts my desktop CPU at 4.9 and my laptop at 4.8).

I've also installed OSX onto this laptop, it didn't stay on very long, it is without a shadow of doubt the worse OS in history, Linux... love it, Solaris... love it, Windows... love it, OSX, in the bin.

LibDems uncover over 10,000 RIPA yarns

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The Right to Silence

AFAIK, the right to remain silent has never vanished, it was the wording that changed. People still have the right to remain silent, but they cannot rely on stuff they *do not* say in a court of law.

Though technically you should *never* give up your right to remain silent, no matter what you say the cops can use it against you, so its always best to stay quiet until a lawyer arrives!

Online retailer offers Sim-free iPhone 3Gs

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02 have to unlock it

I believe that once a contract has ended, a person can phone 02 and say "please unlock my mobile phone" which 02 are obliged to do, and charge a fee of around £15 for the "honour", they can't say "nope!". However, if Apple then go around re-locking phones through itunes then maybe a class action is brewing, we can hope so anyhow.

Battlestar Galactica eyes 'technology run amok'

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@AC - FF Advent Children

FF Advent Children was wrote for fans of FF7, so we know all the people who showed up, Cid, Red XIII, Cait Sith etc. because of the game, it wasn't really wrote for anyone who hasn't played the game so wouldn't really understand who Cloud is.

I thought the final episode of BSG was pants, total rubbish. Sure it gave it an ending, but not the ending that was any good. Sam going off into the sun with the fleet, giving up all their technology, living 150,000 years ago. Adama still had his raptor, they had technology and Cylons! Maybe there will be a BSG2 where the ancestors who set up on an island called "Atlantis" set off to find "Earth" - some believe life out here began out there, a shining blue planet called Caprica....

Ex-EA man schools iPhone game makers

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@AC - Gadget Show

The "reviewer" is a rabid apple-fanboi. He will refuse to use a PC if anything apple badged is available, you may as well have had Steve Jobs doing the review, I knew the apple would win as soon as he started the review (5 stars for a non-gaming system, 3 for the PSP?).

He "forgot" to mention that the PSP has DLC and can easily play PS1 games giving a library of, well, lots of games, as well as the ability to hook into a PS3 (you can download games on the PS3 and transfer them to the PSP).

I own a PSP1000 (got mine from HK before it was out in the UK cheaper than the cost of the new - inferior screen - model that was released here) and have CFW (custom firmware) letting me rip my old PS1 games into ISO's and stick them onto my memory stick and play them on the PSP. Does the apple crap have the ability to play FF7 or Suikoden? Hell no!

He banged on about the apple being able to have 32GB! No shit? So does the PSP and the DS.

I also own a DS (love it) with an Acekard which lets me back up my carts and stick them all onto one memory card, so it also has 32GB+ (actually its SDHC or whatever it is, so its the maximum that will allow).

The DS and the PSP are two seperate, distinct consoles which appeal to two different types of gamers. Both are fantastic systems *at what they do*. Any short comings from the DS are filled in by the PSP, and the PSP's shortfallings are covered by the DS.

All in all, the apple stuff is for short games for people with short attention spans, the sort of games you download for a couple of quid, play for a couple of hours then throw away, the DS/PSP are for people who love games and want to play them on a system that caters for gamers.

Needless to say, I turned the gadget show over and will never watch that pile of crap again.

Also, El Reg compared the apple/PSP/DS on this site not long ago, the apple lost by a large margin, and we trust El Reg!

Text-message hoax threatens death by Wal-Mart

David Webb

@EA

Well, in a moment of pure honesty I will tell you. I wanted something for me and my ex to be able to discuss, as she couldn't get her head around the genius that is Pratchett, I had to dumb down to her level and read the trash that is twilight.

I mean, I was reading Asimov and A.C. Clarke when I was 8, I even started to read Clive Barker novels before I was a teenager (primary school we did a short story on UFO's, I think I was the only person in that school, other than teachers who would write the word electromagnetic interference). Sure, I may not have understood half of what I was reading, but I enjoyed it :)

Conversation was more along the lines of "so, what books do you like?" - "twilight, you remind me of Edward" - ".... ok, I'll read it!", Nation by Terry Pratchett is the best book I've read in a long time!

David Webb

Twilight

My ex got me to read that book (well, the entire series) and goodness me, as a Terry Pratchett fan, reading twilight made me want to go to the dentist and have my teeth pulled out, without anesthetic to dull the pain of such poorly written twaddle.

I'm packing due to a move so can't quote the opening line, but it was something like "i got on the 9:45 plane, my carry on was a pullover"

It all boils down to a typical vampire love story, about an underage teenager who wants to shag a 100 year old vampire, but her best friend turns out to be a werewolf who falls in love with her, until she has the vampires baby which the werewolf then falls in love with (and her writing is so predictable, I knew the wolf would fall for the baby just as soon as I figured she was pregnant, how anyone can read this, I'd rather read nu labour propaganda!)

People who queue up at Wallmart to get the movie (which by the account of my ex is crap) deserve to be shot for not buying quality books (my ex couldn't get her head around a Discworld novel, probably one of the reason she is now my ex!)

Apple overhauls MobileMe

David Webb

Huh?

"It was a great time-saver to not have to email our 10MB test file over the meager upload bandwidth of our ADSL line"

That makes no sense, you still had to use your meager upload bandwidth to upload the file to the servers didn't you, so I'm not seeing where you found the "great time-saver" option? Both would have the same upload cap, so both would take the same amount of time.

Sure, one time saver would be if you needed to send it to multiple contacts, over different periods of time rather than stick them all in the BCC, but if I needed to do that I'd upload the file to, I dunno, a file host or webspace.