744 posts • joined 16 May 2007
In honour of his donation, can we rename the virus the ZuckerBug? Please?
And this is why superman suits contain the disclaimer "Will not allow you to fly", did the dude seriously think he would grow wings? Next up he's suing tampax because he used one and it didn't let him grow wings to do skydiving.
I could think of 10 million more ways to use my time more constructively, the first being a trip to the pub for a pint.
Am I reading this correctly, you're suggesting a 16 year old to go down the pub and have a pint? Maybe you should stop drinking so much, it seems to have destroyed one too many of your brain cells.
Re: I really wish they'd hurry up and offer us this gigabit internet speed
Aye, and on my 330Mb connection it takes seconds, this is unacceptable, I want my porn to last minutes, not seconds :(
On topic though..... the guy that installed my FTTP took several (5 or so) hours to get everything up and running (ONT near my PC, drilling holes, feeding cable, fiddling with the box etc.) but I'm in a flat, if it takes an hour to do a house, you can see that it is very time consuming for FTTP so being able to use the existing infrastructure is "a good thing".
Re: How do you know....
The rich stay rich by figuring out how to spend as little of their cash as possible, it's true :D
How do you know....
How do you know if your friends are on this site? If I'm plonking down 9k of my tax avoi.. err. hard earned cash then I really would want to know if my criminal part... err.. friends are also members of this exclusive club.
Paris, because she's an exclusive club to enter too.
£12,697.99 plus VAT, delivery not included. Comes with a free bacon sandwich if ordered before 8am on a Tuesday (note, store is open Monday, Wednesday and Friday).
it's not like it is an exclusive club
Tell that to my wife.... please!! :(
Re: Sounds like they doing it for the LOLz
If they say they are doing it for ISIS, expect swift rendition from wherever they are, a little bit of water boarding and free bright orange clothing at a certain non-pirate bay. Obama has a PS4 right?
@JimmyPage - sounds to me like he had an Uber/Lyft driver who needed directions, not a Black Cab driver and is making that point.
You know you're in trouble when China's government talks more to the press than you do.
Re: Technically it is the monkeys
No, I think the articles recently show just how much Wikimedia respects copyright. Of every single request for removal due to copyright issues that the WMF has received they have complied with a grand total of 0.00%
The Wikimedia Foundation has also published its first transparency report - following a similar practice by Google, Twitter and others.
It reveals that the organisation received 304 general content removal requests between July 2012 and June 2014, none of which it complied with.
This money shot is just another example of them not respecting copyright holders and will claim anything is in the public domain if it suits them to, ignoring that they will say "yeah, it's copyright but, well, under US law FU! BWAHAHAHAHA".
Err, why would Japanese people use Japanese smut sites? It's all censored and pixelated, so I think that is a bigger concern for the Japanese male population.
Them there Japanese police must have sand in their vagina!
Re: So... (@David Webb)
No, they shrunk.
Mac sales in ~2013 were 1.7m units, Mac sales in ~2014 were 1.6m units, a "growth" of -1.3%
The research firm corroborated IDC's report by noting Apple as the only top-five PC maker to post negative growth year-over-year, dipping 1.3 percent from 2013.
So my original statement is correct, Apple shrunk, the number of units shifted is down, whilst everyone else is up.
If you consider going from 10.9% to 10% growth, then yes, Apple grew.
Judges be smoking crack, there must be millions of stores around the world so there has to be stores that have a layout identical or very similar to Apple stores, how can you get a copyright on where you place furniture? Prior art = "yeah, we had a counter.... here"
I ain't really watched TV in a while, but my memory of adverts for nappies seems to suggest showing the undressed rear of a baby, so I'm not really sure an innocent photo in a non sexual context would really be deemed indecent under UK law when we're showing an innocent video in a non sexual context of a naked baby (or am I missing something important?)
Re: The "fruity firm"??????
Is an Apple a fruit or a vegetable? The answer there is the answer to your question.
A spokesman at the telecoms giant chided: "It’s like Spain’s manager saying they’ve had a good World Cup!"* He added to El Reg
Technically Spain did have a good world cup, they managed to qualify which is more than the majority of the world managed to do, they just had a pretty poor final stages, and by pretty poor I mean shocking. And by shocking I mean TalkTalk level of customer service shocking.
Well, yes. The police would still have spent the £6m on policing, but on actual police work, not the sort of work you outsource to G4S in the hope the criminals get away to keep prison populations low.
Going at it from an IT angle, the BOFH suddenly finds his budget for the year is cut by £50,000 because the Boss decided to spend it all and buy 5 iPads, it's still the IT budget but it's been taken away from the actual IT stuff, like upgrading the PFY's PC to have 4 Titan's rather than 3.
We're spending £6m on 1 thing, guarding the embassy, rather than £6m on general policing of London, and when my local police force is having it's budget cut by tens of millions but £6m is being wasted, I'm pretty pissed that we're not demanding reparations from the embassy.
Can't we charge the Ecuadorian embassy for the added requirement of police labour required to ensure the bloke doesn't leg it? After all, it's due to their decision to shelter an alleged rapist that we're having to stump up £6m and I'm sure they would throw him out pretty quick if UK.gov sent them a bill for added police coverage outside the normal required.
We have studios, tax incentives and talent, both in front of and behind the camera, which are amongst the very best in the world
Of course, we only have them because we import them due to tax relief, so really it's the huge studios in the US which earn the billions of dollars, but that's okay, no one will notice!
From what I read, the order of success in quitting goes :
NHS Help Service
The NHS service uses patches and supports you through the process, it's the most successful, but if the NHS service were to switch from patches to E-Cigs, wouldn't the rate of people quitting smoking become even higher? Obviously the government would lose billions in tax but they can pick that up from the anti-smoking fascist twats who want people who smoke to be treated worse than convicted pedo's.
Re: Far from innocent
Don't forget the several different women who are in love with the protagonist.
The upper class tsundere with blonde hair (foreign naturally)
The shy girl with glasses and huge 88 inch tits
The cheeky girl who has characteristics of a cat
The childhood friend who may actually be a bit of a stalker
The younger sister (yeah, Japanese manga/books seems to be going in that direction....
And assorted other women who want to shag the hero even though he's a bit of a plank and wouldn't get laid if he was a carpet.
X Step Programme
Step 1) Watch a Sci-Fi Movie or TV show
Step 2) Write down the futuristic technology shown
Step 3) Make a vague patent on the technology shown on the TV show
Step 4) Sue anyone in the future who actually manages to make the stuff actually possible
I'm off to patent "method for using voice activated system on mobile device to transparently obtain information from another device (computer) or service (internet)" ala "Computer, search all my porn files on my desktops porn folder and display the newest obtained on my bedrooms television"
The question is though, can you patent ideas and concepts? 3D holographic displays have existed since (at least) the 70's as an idea/concept, so if Apple are trying to simply patent an idea/concept which already exists then shouldn't Lucasarts (now Disney) own the patent (or whoever actually has prior art, though not sure Asmiov/Clarke can file a patent).
As the kids are 17, they will probably just get a slap on the wrist unless the beak sends them to be tried as adults instead of minors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_child_murders for instance, a minor did a pretty horrific act which in the UK would have got him (even as a minor) locked up for a very long time (possibly for life), in Japan he was out again in 7 years.
Re: Windows 8 was built for one reason only
Personally I think the Win 8 touch screen style is too far into the future, it may be a required feature in the future (maybe 5 or so years) but currently it's stuck between a rock and a hard place. Windows 7 is pretty unusable from a touchscreen perspective, it's developed for mice, Windows Metro is great for touchscreen but poor for mice.
As demographics move away from traditional beige boxes to portable, touchscreen, the Windows Metro interface becomes more and more understandable, but at the cost of usability for people with mice.
I've bought an Acer W500 to use Windows 8 on (full fat, not RT) and I'm looking forward to playing with Metro interface when it arrives, with the touchscreen it's going to make a lot more sense to use the Start Screen rather than traditional keyboard/mouse style, my desktop (Windows 8 too) will continue to use the normal desktop interface and I'll use it for stuff that the W500 isn't suitable for (especially games).
So that is my reasoning as to why Windows Metro (I know it's not metro anymore but meh) is poor, it's caught between desktop and touchscreen and maybe went too far over to the touchscreen side at the cost of desktop usability which garners the irk of traditional users.
Re: The real difference
Samsung has a real R&D dept. researching real, proper, properly patentable stuff
So did Nokia.... just sayin.
Biggest issue that I can see is that FB wants all your data, ALL of it. They then suggest OR is perfect for talking to your doctor. Would anyone really trust facebook with the data they would get from a private VR chat with the doctor?
Watching tennis with it, expect adverts to be placed on the screen at set times, which based on your previous chat (not yours obviously) with the doctor will be adverts for Viagra.
That's before you get down to the fact that OR is very niche and very expensive and requires dedicated support to get it to work properly, so all in all it seems to be a very bad investment which is really going to destroy OR and feed it's rivals, still, it means FB has $2b less in it's pocket so it's not all bad.
Re: why not
I did, I said "dude, if the Universe is infinite AND expanding, what is it expanding into?" so he kicked me in the face and said "call me dude again and I'll kill you", dude's nuts..... oh shi......
Re: "expansion of space briefly exceeded the speed of light "
Well that just done my head in, how do we know one is 30b light years away when the light couldn't possibly have reached us?
I think many people are more than happy to pay £140 odd each year to watch TV without adverts interrupting what they are watching, where you get 3 minutes from the end, then 4 minutes of adverts before they give you the final 1 minute of the show and then credits.
Could the BBC *really* show Watchdog slamming down on Company X when Company X is a major advertising provider? (yeah, you wanna show that, you lose millions in advertising, understood?). Lack of adverts allows for better impartiality for us, the consumer..
Not that I watch much TV, maybe an hour a day, but even then I think it's worth it to not have Top Gear cut down by 12 minutes just to show adverts.
With the hideous complication of getting FTTP into flats (wayleaves from the people responsible for signing the things to allow BT to install their bits of kit on each floor) I can't expect the takeup on that to be very high. Yes I'm bitter after waiting 5 months for a wayleave to be signed and still no sign of it.
When one of the top search terms in Google is "Google" you know that people won't directly type in "Facebook".
The SEA are responsible for the murder and torture of 11,000 computer systems, according to the UN.
... Too soon?
Re: can anyone....
Wouldn't it be easier to have it in Romanji so you can pronounce it?
So, they set up a virtual currency which they knew would get shut down, make a stack of coins, get mass publicity (raising the value?) then sell up at a high before shutting down, how much $$$ did they make before the shutdown? General interest, above is just a theory and in no way alludes that this actually occurred.
Re: Leeloo Dallas Multipass
KeePass is what I'm using, due to that...
•Use strong, memorable passwords
is a moot point, I have no idea what my facebook password is, and even if I did I couldn't actually type it out! It's something along the lines of:
Totally memorable, naturally only works on websites that accept any character and not the usual "numbers and letters only please", or worse, websites which don't let you paste your password into the "confirm your password" box so you have to have a weaker password.
Hopefully, now that the limiting factor isn't EA's piss poor servers, we can actually have maps larger than my ex girlfriends tits, you ever tried to build a city on a really small mountain with tiny peaks? Me either, but err, I may have lost track of where I was going, larger city sizes I think was my point till I got distracted by mountains.
Re: Poor old Gary!
No, we won't buy your product because your product is crap, rubbish, stupid to install, ransomware (allegedly) and shouldn't be installed. We're not installing it because you're an American company, we pick and choose which software suits our needs on simple metrics, you can steal these!
1) is the software open about it's prices and not claiming to be free when it isn't
2) does the software have an easy way to uninstall without having to either ask other people or ask google
3) is the software in question "best in class", if it is, we'll happily pay an annual fee, if it isn't, it better be either bloody good and bloody cheap or it isn't going near my bloody phone
4) does the software offer a better performance or experience index than readily available free software, in other words, the Windows vs Linux debate, both are equally as good, your software (judging by the comments) is a bit like trying to get Windows RT to take over Linux/Apache for web servers (ain't going to happen)
5) does the company claim "we spend MILLIONS!" on developing an app which cost 20p and a pint of really cheap American beer
6) does the product in question appear to have fake 5 reviews of their product
The list goes on and on, so no, we won't purchase your product because it's American, we'll avoid it because it's a pile of rubbish, and this is a tech site, with people who know about tech (or at least have an interest in tech) so will call a crap product a crap product and go install the (free) alternative (which is actually free, not claimed as free but then has a charge to actually do anything)
Re: Open Source FTW
Permissions suck. It seems the dev's just tick every possible box they can do when they don't require the usage of stuff. Each app *should* be forced into writing exactly why they require the permissions set to "on". We should also have the ability to deny each app (on install or update) a permission we do not agree with.
Facebook requires SMS for "sending premium rate SMS messages to sex lines" allow / deny
Spamalot Freemium Game requires Access To Accounts for "sending SPAM to your friends begging for a life" allow / SHOOT PEOPLE WHO DO THIS
Google Maps requires GPS Access for "finding your location and providing location based services" allow / deny
Give consumers the choice to pick and choose, if an app requires a certain setting to be "on" then highlight it with the reason why it has to be on so the consumer can choose to accept or deny the app, rather than the "give everything as many permissions as it wants" approach that is currently in play.
Re: Anyone see a price anywhere?
I use Advanced Permissions Manager. It's free, you delete the permissions you don't want the app to have, it then recreates the app without the permissions, did I mention it's free? The only downside is the requirement to have "install from non google sources" enabled, but for some that wouldn't be an issue anyhow.
For security I use Kaspersky, a brand I trust implicitly on my desktop, so do on my phone too. Did I mention it's also free? I like free, it's my favourite price point.
When you're a convicted monopolist you got to take the blows, not whine about it.
Re: Excuse me?
I think part of the issue is that:
a) they can't move, prices have risen too much knocking them out of the marketplace
b) they are being forced to move as prices have risen and they can no longer afford the rent
There is no easy solution, the area initially wanted to get the tech companies in their area, now they are there, they have to deal with the issues surrounding that, maybe some other area will offer a huge tax discount and free transportation? Who knows.
Steam was also hit with a huge DDOS last month, though really it was caused by their winter sale (which cost me lots of dosh, but the new tomb raider for £8, bargain).
He was aiming for the North Of Darwin Award?
No Junk Mail
So any address with "No Junk Mail" on their box won't get these as the postie is only able to deliver post that has a named recipient? Who thought this was a good idea?
It seems to me that the price of Btc fluctuates too wildly. If Zynga set their prices at 0.01Btc when the value is $1,000 but then it fluctuates again to $750, the price is out of whack, or, if they set the prices when Btc were $500each but then another wild swing puts it up to $1,000 then people are losing out, money wise.
With non-virtual currency, £1 is £1 and $1 is $1, you may go to sleep with £1 = $1.50 but you wouldn't then wake up to find £1 = $15.00, it really needs to be much more stable, else people would buy the coins when they are cheap, then sell when they are high, not use them when they are cheap, a waiting game?
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