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Time for that embroidered underwear
Metallic thread embroidered strategically on to under wear prevents governments checking out your assets. I use the Canadian Maple-leaf as there are many high coverage areas. The Union Jack has more see-through areas.
When the skin-radar first came out I bought a jock strap and lined the outside of the 'cup' with thin lead film. It caused a few extra questions but I was never required to remove them for inspection. The metallic thread works just as well and is more comfortable to wear.
You could even post appropriate messages to the perverts made from this thread on the wider parts of the underwear.
One thing is guranteed to get results
Higher electricity rates.
Works every time.
My toaster downloaded those Bitorremts
Actually web connected appliances, especially the high-consumption units, are likely to increase as the new Time-Of-Use electricity meters will want to have discrete little chats to dishwashers, refrigerators, washing machines, clothes dryers, water heaters, etc.
Toasters, however, usually controlled by human demand, are unlikely to get connected to the web. But if you did have one you could always say it downloaded all those music and movie files.
More Bloody Nanny State
Surely if what passes for programming on TV these days is good enough for the airwaves, why does yet another bunch of government clowns have to be involved?
It'a time that people were allowed to set their own criteria not some faceless twit trying to justify his bloated salary.
Give up Jobs, they've got your software guys beaten! Yet again.
Seems like all the hard work that Apples software monkeys do can't beat these reverse engineering specialists.
The lesson they should take from this is that almost whatever Apple, or other companies, do the determination of talented people will break the software open. Far better that Apple applied their engineering talent to solving the defects that are still unresolved in Lemon 4.
Jobs mellowing? Or just recognising reality?
It seems that Jobs does have an Achilles heel, government intervention.
First Japan pointed out what the world knew, his batteries were no good.
Then the Europeans explained their interpretation of 'union' and caused warranty repairs to be EU wide.
Now, Jobs is letting Google's voice application on to his Lemon! Could THIS be the answer to Antennagate - skip the GSM bit and make calls over WiFi etc?
And for an encore, how about the Wall of Job collapsing or, maybe even Flash!
Navitaire has a solid reputation ...
in the smaller airline business and it's popularity is born out by the number of carriers using it,
Surprisingly some of the larger res systems use banks of relatively small computers to deliver what they call service. Mind you, travel agents still have to wait wait weeks for some back office services. One of the three larger res systems still diddles carrier charges and forgets to credit agencies with their full commissions.
It's happening in VietNam, too
The Vietnamese, being very clever with their hands and minds, have taken this theft even further.
Our many islands are connected to the mainland by numerous under water cables. The fishermen simply go bottom trawling, snagging cables as they go.
Unfortunately being technically illiterate, they also scoop up fibre-optic InterNet cables.
How come Larry is getting so horny?
Seems like Oracle is trying to improve it's bottom line by getting additional cash-flow through the courts.
Kind of late to look for a refund/price reduction.
One more OS fading, and another thumbs up for Android
I guess Symbian will slowly fade away until even Nokia can read the writing on the wall.
It makes one wonder why why HTC is even bothering to make a Win 7 handset. Not many other takers for this MS OS, which was late to market.
One branch of government covering another's a*se
This sort of activity causes the government to be held in contempt, as well as the police and the ICO.
It simply highlights that the police think they are above the law and the ICO is confirming it.
Nortel has sold its multi-service switching business to Ericsson for $65m.
This is less than one of their big switches in downtown Toronto.
Another page of history in the garbage.
Dick Tracy, James Bond and Maxwell Smart all had ...
self-contained wrist communicators. This device is more like an earpiece - needs the telephone.
I wonder what joker dreamt up the idea of clipping one to a web strap - snatch thieves dream come true. Even this wrist version is at risk of theft.
Samsung has better dreams - see: < http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/04/19/samsung-oled-wrist-communicator-concept/ >.
Maybe this would be the answer to Jobs Grip of Death?
Obama/Binen worse than Cheney/Bush for privacy invasion
This was the administration had the temerity to condemn the UAE's ban on Blackberries on the ground that it impedes "the free flow of information."
Have a read of both < http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/27/us/27wiretap.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&hp > and < http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/26/AR2010092603941.html?hpid=topnews >.
As well the Obama administration wants to require U.S. banks to report ALL electronic money transfers into and out of the country, a dramatic expansion in efforts to counter 'terrorist' financing and money laundering." Whereas banks are now required to report all such transactions over $10,000 or which are otherwise suspicious.
The new rule would require banks to disclose even the smallest transfers.
I believe government's need to show some evidence of criminality before they are granted unfettered access to the private affairs of every individual or entity that dares to conduct financial transactions.
And don't feel too smug in the UK, governments think alike.
It's time to take pro-active steps to make these characters work harder.
The ONLY good thing is that increasing government surveillance is actually counter-productive, as it swamps the governments with more data than it can possibly process and manage. Which is why the Detroit would-be bomber from Nigeria actually entered the US WITH A BLOODY VISA.
The true value of requiring back-door access for all InterNet communications is if you want to sift through communications in bulk, it's only going to be feasible with a backdoors.
Remeber Francis Bacon's observation that "knowledge is power"
10 years! Mon Dieu!
Obviously someone's audit systems are very lax.
No wonder cell co's charge so much, they have to, with this sort of uncontrolled fraud - or could it be they make so much money they didn't notice thee losses?
Would-be private broadcasters station in a package
All those would-be pirate broadcasters could hang a suitably sized wire on this device and have themselves a low power station! Ofcom's nightmares realised!
More seriously these would be handy for playing language courses or other computer-bound sound files to play through a sound systems without all those interconnecting wires.
Oracle policies like Apples, demented CEO's rule
This decision is a wise one given that Oracles policies seem to change on the whim of one man, much as Apples do.
With this instability it is hard to do business with these types of personality without catering to the personalities various mindsets.
Ahem: Before building a ship you better have a word with ...
Canada, since the navigable, although iced in sea routes, traverse Canada's territorial water.
Some countries have restrictions on the introduction of nuclear material into their territories.
Too little, too late
Sorry MS, why not get Windows working properly first?
"liable to be in for all sorts of trouble"
Please explain what bank doesn't question the honesty / veracity / sanity of ANYONE questioning a banks security.
The banks programmers and web sites are invincible. Or hadn't you heard?
So says the HSBC who has has web site defamation before.
Mange le merde**, Frog
Just another troll trying to make money.
** Phrase used by Pierre Trudeau to striking postmen in 1984.
A pox on PatientLine
When my Mother was dying I tried calling the Patientline number at the hospital but could not get connected.
Eventually, I reached the nurses station for her ward only to be told she had died ... minutes earlier.
All incoming hospital calls should be free of charge and be sufficient to handle calls.
Patientline is yet another leach on society.
Maglev: Devised by Americans; implimented by Germany and perfected by China
The Maglev principle was devised in the early 1900's by two Americans, Emile Bachelet and Robert Goddard. By the 1930's the challenge was being tackled by Hermann Kemper who demonstrated the use of magnetic fields to produce the advantages of trains with aircraft features.
For some odd reason, in 1968, Americans James R. Powell and Gordon T. Danby were granted a patent for a magnetic levitation train but I guess Kemper was history by then.
Research and development programs have been conducted by Great Britain, Canada, Germany and Japan into Maglev technology.
German Maglev technology is now speeding passengers between ShangHai Airport and downtown and further installations are planned by China.
The US might realise huge savings by having China do the development of this launch device since it is, essentially, just a short run, high energy Maglev system.
The US Military/Industrial complex only knows how to build things at monstrous cost with not always successful conclusions.
Perhaps they could develope a gun using the same principle so the RN could shoot anything to hand as long as it fit a barrel. A very Green solution.
Seems kind of petty ...
but given the way HP is being run these days, I guess anything is unlikely to cause surprise.
The American market is unlike others
This survey is applicable to a single market, may be even Canada but it/they are distinctly different to markets in other parts of the world.
In my country of residence we can buy a promo SIM. Every month I buy a promo SIM for £1.62, get £5.19 total credit, and then I add £5 onto it, and I can use unlimited InterNet on a USB GSM modem. Great deal!
I dupe the SIM and can use multiple devices although only one at a time (no concurrency). All our cell devices are unlocked at sale - it's the law!
At least Jobs knows when to bend over
Slowly American business is learning the meaning of 'union' as interpreted in Europe.
It's good that the EU is making people play by it's rules and will no doubt be used as aa precedent in other 'unions' around the world.
Maybe the big-mouthed lawyers partners will ...
convene a meeting to develope a new communications policy that circumvents provocative statements.
Guess this loser-lawyer failed the court hearing part of his course on how to induce juries and judges to buy his theory.
Memory, interconnection & OS will determine the winner
Given that pads are minimalist computers the add-on memory capability, connectors and interconnection become increasingly important. Sound is a good accessory.
The OS will also be a determinant due to the App availability.
Don't buy yet, many more about to flood the market!
Apps will be the determinant
The company I work for has now been working on pad replacements for some existing Human Interface applications and iOS and Android pads were purchased.
Without a doubt the ability to create our own applications, and retain control of them, has persuaded us to follow the Android course.
Apples decision to govern what their pads can run means we cannot use our application unless: (a) it becomes public or (b) we jail-break Apple products.
Since we want to use standard off-the-shelf products our choices are being determined by manufacturer policies.
I believe, eventually, this and App availability will determine the dominating OS and, at present, that appears to favour Android.
This interesting proposal deserves serious consideration
I always considered the connection between nakedness and sex crimes somewhat tenuous and that Blair and Browns criminalisation of viewing, storage, whatever was a step too far.
If viewing/ownership of pictures of naked bodies was illegal years ago most of those in private, fee-paying schools ('public' in British parlance) would be in jail. I remember dog-eared books of naked bodies doing the rounds in the dormitories when I was at Dauntsey's School in Wiltshire and most of the students turned out to be a fairly decent cross-section of society.
Pictures od child abuse in any form should, naturally fall outside the protection of the law but should NOT be linked to a sex offender claim.
This reminds me of the old Amateur Radio antenna arguement ...
in the States.
Since transmitters are licenced by the Federal government they are pretty tough to change as the senior government prevails over junior state and town legislation.. I think similar situations can be found in many countries.
I stopped believing in Scot's canniness with money when ...
Gordon Brown dumped British gold at a low market point. If he had waited a few months ... with gold at $1,300+ these days!
"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough"
What a great idea! Ground zero should be that miserable bus station I used en route to/from Heathrow when I used it years ago.
Can I push the bomb release?
The pod connector ia NOT an international standard
Just because Apple makes a lot of pod connectors which are of relative poor quality does not make it a 'standard'.
A 'standard' connector, such as Molex type, D-connectors, the North American 25-pair telephone connector, etc. are royalty free. Apple milks anyone who uses their connectors.
Apple had a magnetic 'safety' connector which they copied from Japanese rice cooker manufacturers. The difference? The Japanese version worked for hundreds of millions of cookers whilst the Apple version had problems.
The 3-pin connector commonly found on the PSU's of PC power supplies was designed by HP who donated it's exclusivity to make a real standard connector found throughout the world.
'Standard' connectors have to meet stiff criteria which Apple products can't always meet. Witness their burned connectors.
A lot of people are happy not to have Facebook ...
Tibet and VietNam!
Where's the problem?
Any word in any dictionary on the date of a claim should fail automatically.
This would protect words like Exxon, Taligent, Enron easily whilst Jobs can have his iPod but not prevent anyone else incorporating the word 'pod' into their products.
The problem is unique to the American legal system and obviously requires updating.
Guess the Plod doesn't like the competition
This guy was in the wrong business, he should have joined the Plod.
The problem with British justice is the 'justice' part - too many nobodies on the lowest echelons making appeal business for the higher courts. Too many judges accept evidence from the Plod without questioning it's validity.
Blair/Brown getting too close to favoured vendors
All government contracts should be published at the Request For Tender AND post award stages so that others can determine if the award was on merits or because of 'connections'.
Two faced US Government defender of Hollywood rights used palgerised software
It is surprising that the biggest proponent of enhanced action against those distributing Hollywood films on-line is guilty of using copied/plagerised software.
Another example of US government hypocrisy.
The CIA was also a big player in bringing drugs north from Mexico whilst the DEA was busy fighting the trade. Some morals.
Another victim of the Digital Age?
Blockbuster didn't keep it's eye on the ball and follow technologies leading edge.Other outfits seized the opportunity whilst Blockbuster just watched it's market shrink.
Just imagine if more countries had streaming capability - their demise would have arrived earlier.
Mailed disks aren't really the answer, they can't satisfy 'spur of the moment' movie viewing.
Who else but a Inspector Cluzot could ...
take this long to solve identical series of crimes.
They are not the only store using these air transport systems, either in Europe or North America.
It will strike a blow against piracy and benefit authors and artists ...
He must be joking.
"We offer full HD 1080p Blu-ray quality streaming instantly, no download, no delay."
This navel gazing MS type obviously live in BT's rural areas.
I like my movies to run in one continuous flow, not in short snatches interrupted by spinning thingies on my screen.
If I have to download I use PirateBay.
I hate those auto-completions
As someone who uses technical languages as well as foreign languages, the damn auto complete is something that needs a DESELECT option.
Swype is a very effective application otherwise, though.
I can't see anyone using ...
MS InterNet Browser when there are so many other, advanced browsers. It seems that MS is always playing the 'me too' game, duplicating winning features of competitive software.
I routinely use 4 browsers choosing the most appropriate one for my work needs and although I have tried IE on occasion, other browsers have always prevailed..
Should the plan prove successful translates as 'if'
Over the decades, nay centuries, man has transported flora and fauna to non-native habitats with deleterious effects.
Witness the unchecked invasion of North American waterways by Chinese Carp.
How do they know nothing untoward will happen this time? (Think Army Corp of Engineers, levees and Hurricane Katrina.)
Poor old Berlio, another 'bad hair' / toupe day for him
Not only is he a failing star in bed, and his wife has left him, but now in the world of business he is failing.
Of course had this been Italy Berlio would have simply passed a law.
Not only a gutter bottom-feeding lawyer but dumb, too
Maybe ACS:Law should obtain a court order to force ISP's to reveal the identities of Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) perpetrators.
I still haven't received a letter from these clowns after downloading for longer they have been on the job.
Hope he has many more attacks and that HIS ISP sends HIM a letter, terminating service.
There must be a hack for these, any day soon
In reality these are detrimental to the adoption of HTML 5.
It's bad enough having to clear out Flash cookies. Maybe the Washington politicians could pass a bill ...
He might be rich, on paper but ....
it still doesn't change the fact that he is a prize jerk, and not even all the gold in Fort Knox would correct that.
P.S. Has that claim against The Jerk claiming an interest in FB ever been settled? He night have t share his money, yet!
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