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3254 posts • joined 12 Oct 2009

Google snips Facebook's Gmail line

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Facebook has what Google wants; shouldn't be a problem given Facebook's 'security'

It's only a matter of time until Facebook's data is outed again.

I guess this means My Space is worth little, too?

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Ex-actress 'accused Hurd of leaking HP's EDS buy'

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Gloria Allred! 'Nuff said

Wherever this aged excuse for a lawyer shows, you know there's going to be a rumble, justified or not.

And what of EDS? Hurd hired a PR person to handle the arrangements. It would be difficult to know just what she should prepare for unless she knew the nature of the business. Where stock prices affected? (No); Was there insider trading? (None reported)

I simply cannot believe how low HP has gone with this. They are not only in the gutter but they are under the slime, they are so low. And this is America's flas ship technology company? No wonder the country's down the drain.

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Researcher outs Android exploit code

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Let's hope Google gets the message and makes Android watertight

These security outings are good - it will either prioritize these shortcomings or shame others into fixing the problems.

Coders shouldn't complain, it's free QC.

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Disguised impostor clears international flight

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Air Canada flights usually make you age

Air Canada, arguably Canada's worst carrier, should make this a feature of their Asian advertising to fill all those empty seats. I wonder why their cabin crew look so old, though?

Unfortunately I fly the carrier with the best service, Eva Air, who don't offer this age shedding service. (But they have more space between seats in economy.)

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Boffins devise early-warning bot spotter

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Very handy research ... for bot network operators

The problem with some scientists is that they just want to publish research papers, no doubt not fully comprehending who the potential audience is or what it can be applied to.

Happened way back when Touchtone was designed as well as when new coin phone boxes were improved against theft. They gave birth to the Blue and Red Boxes that cost Bell systems millions of dollars in losses, as well as BT and Euro telco's!

Let's drink to 2600 Hettz, too!

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Dell dumps RIM, saves fortune

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Re: Have you got some kind of pathological MS hatred complex?

This condition is naturally acquired by using Windows 2000 or Vista - although not necessarily pathological.

BTW, what do we call the Win7 equivalents of iPhans?

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Samsung: we'll sell a million-plus Android tablets this year

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Re: Costs as much as an iPad

Even if it did, discounts haven't been announced yet by retailers, this unit still has more features than Jobs' toy.

You'll have to buy next years Apple offering to get what most other pads are offering this year. That's how Jobs' keeps the money coming in as well as charging for OS upgrades.

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We need The Registers assistance in sorting out this plethora of pads

With the ever increasing count of pads/tablets, The Reg would really help if it had a chart comparing all the attributes of these devices so we can make informed buying decisions.

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Cellphone tower data protected by US Constitution

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Some judges take time to get up to speed with technology

This is good news.

A cell base communications links contains far more customer data than do telephone switches/exchanges which require search warrants.

US police have, for years, been sticking recording GPS receivers on their clients cars for years without seeking court approval.Now they will either have to get approval or follow suspects in the old fashioned way.

Still not ruled on are the use of miniature spy planes.

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US Cyber Command becomes 'fully operational'

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I think the Pentagon is 'FOC'ed up

What a crazy bunch.

Guess they will have massive wall displays showing threats from around the world, as is usually depicted for NORAD's Boulder hideaway.

We should contribute to a prize fund to the first guys to knock their web site down.

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Brussels blocks UK from biometric superdatabase

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Britain: Neither quite 'in' or quite 'out' of Schengen or the EU

Britain has only itself to blame. The word is 'commitment'. It never has been fully committed to the EU, whatever the shade of the government.

No doubt it will purloin a password and then rummage around for the information.

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Apple vs Nokia not as wrapped up as it appears

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The fact that the ITC has invalidated ...

some of Apple's patents is likely indicative of the quality of the rest.

Patently Apple < http://www.patentlyapple.com/ > makes interesting reading for those idle moments in the toilet.

Comparing their 'quality' to other titans in the electronics industries show to be more of a 'wish' type patent rather than a been there, done that type.

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Macs get USB 3.0 thanks to LaCie

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Jobs' 'thin' laptop fetish renders USB3 too big to fit

The bare-bones USB3 socket < http://www.geekstreamonline.com/Images/CES%20images/usb3_socket_dia.jpg > is essentially precluded from being built in to an Apple laptop.

Still, the potentially offers Jobs' yet another revenue stream - more adapter cables!

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Apple coughs to time zone problems

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There must be an App for this?

Since Apple (Jobs' name must never be associated with failure) can't the time right and every time they open up iOS more bad things develop, someone should write an App.

Must be quicker and more reliable than iOS 4, whatever. Alternatively, Apple's software guys could review iOS 3 and see what changed.

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Old PCs: When it's time to die

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Today's Western brats are too picky, only fast, free PC's needed

In a Canadian city there was a drive to get corporations to donate computers to a charity whose volunteer members would recondition them and install free Linux OS and operating suite and they would BE GIVEN AWAY to underprivileged kids whose parents had little money to spend on computers.

After a while there was a considerable stack of unwanted, fully working computers. A friend, who was one of the refurbishing volunteers, told me the computers 'weren't acceptable' to these ungrateful brats 'because they were too slow for games.'

Junking them was considered, so I said rather than waste everyone's energy how about donating them to overseas students. Now there is a 40 foot container standing in a yard, which when when filled with working 3-4 year old computers, is transported here to VietNam where they are distributed to the more remote areas of this country so children can gain knowledge similar to those resident in the cities.

We have now placed over 3,100 computers in small, remote villages and recently a national drive has enabled many of them to be connected to the InterNet at no cost by a national communications company here.

We are now looking at Laos and Cambodia.

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Pesky weather grounds Discovery

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Better safe than sorry: Too many lives have been lost already

At take off the shuttle is extremely vulnerable and the chances of minimising insulating foam damage is dependent on ideal weather conditions and so critical in preventing loss of insulating tiles essential for a safe return.

The whole assembly is a flying bomb and either lightning or severe winds could bring it down.

I still have vivid memories of teacher Christa McAuliffe who died in the Challenger disaster on 1986 January 28. See: < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster >.

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National Rail tweaks departure board API, 'orders' coder to kill site

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Retarded Railways - change site name slightly, move to non-UK host then tell then to get stuffed

This so very typical of British business - any other operator in another country would welcome the free customer service.

You ought to see what sites have spawned from Chinese rail data.

The railways are a public utility and therefore the government must amend the law to allow not-for-profit use of this data. Maybe the Transport Minister should have a little chat with Association of Train Operating Companies (ATOC) and straighten them out.

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'Pervy' private chat case springs back into life

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Can it be the CPS has nothing better to do?

Obviously some uptight Plod or persecutor have their knickers in a twist over the initial court decision.

Why are they wasting their resources on such a petty matter whilst others await there days in court. often denied bail?

Accept the initial finding at leave the matter be.

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Oracle 'friend' fails crucial Java leadership test

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Oracle and Apple have one thing in common

Public companies both run by wing-nuts.

American corporate practice hits new lows. HP is little better. They both make Gates look like an angel.

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DDoS attacks take out Asian nation

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Everyone hates the military Junta except the Chinese (oil and minerals)

Governments have a duty to protect their citizens. the dumb military rulers have another use for them - target practice.

It;s high time the US deployed a couple of drones over the military capital and had some target practice on the military.

P.S. If you go to Burma don't take GPS or cell phones - they are seized at the border.

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First data fines on the way, says ICO

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Heaven help the ICO's first victims

To prove his office isn't a wuss < http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wuss >, this guy is really going to hit a few targets hard.

Then he will shut all his critics up and he can go back to sleep

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Group slams airport naked body scanners

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Next US Homeland initiative: hiring off-duty and retired cops and prison guards

then they will implement their extreme search options: searching all body orifices with gloved digits.

There is an alternative for rectal searches - stand and squat three times then bend over for visual check. One commercial US prison claims this is guaranteed to expel all secreted items.

Homeland Security knows no limits!

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Pure Oasis Flow weatherproof DAB and Internet radio

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Slightly pricey but built for the Tropics

Many parts of the Tropics don't have rain showers, they have, appropriately, soaking deluges which penetrate almost anything even though they might last only an hour or two,

In fact, as I post this I have been getting soaked for about 35 minutes and it would be on occasions like these that the water resistant features would prove their worth, The DAB features aren't of much use out here, we have acres of unused FM spectrum, but the the manufacturers thoughts are in the right place - the potential international market.

Maybe it's Mono because when the signal breaks up, or gets delayed, the irritating noises are less so when experienced in mono whereas stereo really tends to emphasise all signal quality shortcomings.

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Google open sources Apache server speed mod

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Thank you, Google, for your public service.

Unlike a certain California fruit farm, Google contributes to society.

I use Picassa almost daily, and Sketch even more often.

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ITC to side with Nokia against Apple

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Apple/Jobs' patents invalid? Impossible, they made sure every detail was copied precisely,

This is undoubtedly good news for all those companies accused of copying Apples and Jobs' patents (his name is often included) many of which are clearly prior art or simply copies of others work.

Unfortunately, unless otherwise ordered, Nokia has to pay it's lawyers fees.

Still, Jobs' has lost face, and exposed for the schill he is.

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eBay Meg bitchslapped by Governor Moonbeam

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Hooray! No more US electioneering for a few months.

The US election seasons are very, very long but you really get to know all about those who run.

That is what happened to both Whitman and Fiorina, we found out that they were simply a couple of really bitchy women who were so shallow. And Whitman fired her Mexican home help - in a state with 30% Mexican ethnic population.

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Wi-Fi strikes alliance with mains networking tech

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Why not use Telco wiring for a LAN?

Telco wiring is usually good enough for 100Mhz signalling. There are thousands of LAN's in North America using abandoned 25-pair cabling for carrying the Ethernet signals around.

You will need 4 conductors. These links may help: < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registered_jack >, < http://www.nadtec.to/doc/wiring/telephone_and_lan_wiring.htm >.

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Volunteer biker gang foils Westminster CCTV car fleet

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They could disguise them ...

by painting Google on the outside so people think they are Street View cars.

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BT network goes titsup up north

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BT - totally incompetent

Don't they have duplicated fibre systems routed separately backing each other up?

Basic engineering - it's called redundancy.

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Chinese Kindles hop firewall to freedom

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"same sanitised version of the internet as everyone else in China"

I guess the author hasn't been around in China too much.

Ask any teenager how to get Facebook (officially blocked in CN) and you will shown how. So much for 'sanitised.' Any URL can be reached.

As for satellite dishes your contributor us really showing his lack of knowledge. All satellite dishes require permits issued by the Internal Security Police, which are required to be displayed alongside the antenna. Another permit is required for the receiver, again displayed alongside.

The police, of any shade, can enter the premises to inspect the equipment and permit. They have their own technicians and often they check the antenna alignment to ensure the authorised signals can be received.

I smuggled a collapsible antenna in - but I am a 'Lo Fun' so it is possible for me to get a permit - but didn't look like an antenna when collapsed. It is used for HongKong based satellite InterNet.

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Aircraft bombs may mean end to in-flight Wi-Fi, mobile

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Great news! Now what other airborne irritants can we suggest can set bombs off?

For a start, refuse to fly those flights where the rear end of the cabin is filled with cargo. The airlines are sensitive to PAX concerns (not American or BA). This, BTW, is one reason luggage allowances have been slashed - so they can sell the weight/space to shippers.

Unfortunately denial of WiFi can be circumvented by blocking inbound originating traffic so all traffic sessions have to originated in an aircraft.

I still can't think of a reason for kids running wild around the cabin or screaming babies to become a bomb trigger.

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SAP agrees to pay Oracle $120m over 'industrial espionage'

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We're never going to hear the end of this from Ellison

Poor winner, comes to mind. People won't cheer him for his attitude.

Now, as I see it, he only has a single goose to turn his attention to -Google. Let's hope they have more success than SAP.

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Mac market share slips worldwide

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Not only Mac, Lemons slipping, too!

The Mac slippage undoubtedly is not the only thing on Jobs' mind: for in 2010 Q3 Android was on 40% of smartphones sold.

Analyst group NPD just said 44% of all smartphones sales in the US Q3 were Android OS based, which is an 11% increase over Q2. Not withstanding Jobs' hype about the Iphone 4, iOS accounted for only 23%.

Looks like nothing much will change in Q4, either. NPD claims that Apple's market share dropped 21% in the last 12 months.

Jobs' old nemesis, Creative, has just come out with 7" and 10" Android 2 pads, base models start at £199/£180 respectively.

So much for Jobs' claim that open systems don't always win, and as with the claims of many false prophets, things ain't necessarily so.

2011 should see Apple's iOS complementing the Mac in the slow decline.

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Airport screeners go for the groin

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ZTE calls foul over senators' 'xenophobic' letter

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"both companies have received loans from the Chinese government "

The Chinese government owns American government through all the bonds, etc. it bought with the torrent of U.S. dollars it acquired by becoming America's production line.

Following the politico's theory we should therefore regard the American government with suspicion!

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iPhone to tap NFC, rumours say

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"that Apple has been lately so assiduously patenting," what more prior art?

Parts of Europe but more particularly the Far East, such as Korea and Japan, have long used this technology.

Jobs seems to think the U.S is the world's technology leader: this is patently stupid thinking. The U.S. lags so much of the world. Plus it has major, as in MAJOR, infrastructure weaknesses and no money.

The sooner the U.S. kneecaps all these wanna be patent trolls, the better, so freeing up the creativity which is how the Far East got so far ahead.

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Spending cuts force police IT merger

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Smart Plod thinking - they should all do it

What wonders budget cuts can achieve!

Let's have even more cuts, Cameron.

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Canadian teen charged with school board hack

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Is there a Boy Scout's badge for this?

As a juvenile he will get kissed by the judge.

Those who should be fired and charged are the incompetent 'experts' who draw massive salaries and can't even secure a server.

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Nokia, HTC, Sony attacked by hidden megatroll

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Remember when Americans wanted to patent the Human Genome, just like Harvard mouse?

Luckily then President Clinton signed legislation preventing it.

Smart guy, that Clinton.

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Potentially the Courts will get pissed off with all this in-fighting

Court time is limited and with everyone claiming to have invented EVERYTHING and then Jobs (his name is on many patents) and Apple the come along claiming they did all the work - even years after the original patents were filed - was actually that of themselves, even when Jobs was out in India smoking funny tobacco learning that short haircuts are best.

The Courts should buy a big rubber stamp with VOIDED on it and pay a visit to the Patent Office.

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Facebook developers exiled for selling user IDs to brokers

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Same old, same old

Facebook and it's 'friends' can't be trusted. Period.

So what part don't users understand?

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Child porn victims seek multimillion-dollar payouts

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If the courts were to limit lawyer fees severely, their interest would fade quickly

Likely the driving force behind these civil actions is the bloody lawyer.

If the now woman needs a fresh round of councilling every time someone gets convicted, what of the many views that go undetected? All of a sudden she is fine?

Besides, the chances of collecting cent one from one of these actions is extremely low as a sentence of 17 years most likely meant there would be no assets in any event to meet the judgement.

How long is she going to go on saying people will recognise her? If she was 8 when assaulted and is 20 now, her ageing should have sufficiently altered her appearance by the time she hits 30.

American law is one of extremes, no doubt the reason law is called an ass. Madoff, of Ponzi fame, was awarded 150 years, which sounds impressive but is meaningless as he will die long before his release date. If he had been given 20 years, there is no US Federal time off, it would be long enough to achieve the same end yet mentally bug Madoff who would no doubt hope to make it.

These people ordered to pay the wishful sum of $3,000,000+ won't feel any pain. Had the order been made to pay 10% of any income, pre-tax, it would become a festering wound on the perp's lifestyle, after his release. As it is, the award is a joke that he likely can't even get his mind around. The piece stated he was a veteran of the American War in VietNam. Assuming if he was last guy out in 1975 and aged 20, he would be 55, at least, at this time. Add 17 years takes him to 71 on release with an income potential of $0, except for pension/welfare. These payments are partially protected from judgements assuming he walks out of jail and doesn't get murdered.

As I said, she'll be whistling Dixie waiting for her money.

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Gentlemen, start your engines – with your phone!

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Engine off? Been there, done that!

OnStar has an engine disabling feature.

Rent any GM car in the U.S. and go outside your agreed area of usage and see how effective it is when the rental agency stops your wanderings.

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Should be popular with Mafia and Terrorists, maybe the alternate IRA

This will be very handy for remote starting cars to see if US operatives have placed bombs on board.

Al Quaida and the IRA subset could rewire horn circuit to TRIGGER bombs/UIDS.

Real smart GM.

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ViewSonic tablet defies death by Steve Jobs

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Viewsonic builds many products you never see with other peoples names on them

Viewsonic standards remain high. They build to a customers specification so Viewsonic do just as they are required to do.

Their range of products is very wide and some of their Professional lines are well regarded by people qualified to make such determinations.

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Viewsonic bests Jobs: One thing he would NEVER do!

That is to have a dual OS system.

The Viewsonic interconnectivity specs are somewhat better than the original Chinese pads that hit the market there almost a year ago, months before the Apple copycat hit the streets.

The support/service network, along with better plastics finish, is what the Chinese originals lack and which will benefit Viewsonic sales. I personally find the 7" format to be very practicable, small enough to fit an inner suit pocket or almost any pocket of an outdoors style jacket.

Our company has already supplied 7" format pads to 3 customers loaded with service diagrams/data for their products - it is hard to imagine a technician servicing a hydraulic control panel armed with a 10" Apple pad whereas the 7" is light enough to wear around a users neck or to magnetically support on the control panel door during servicing.

Jobs might yet again live to regret his pontifications on 7" but he will be able to add Viewsonic to his list of companies who 'stole' his gestures software which, in turn, he stole from others. Should be quite a party!

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First official HTML5 tests topped by...Microsoft

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And how many gigabytes of HDD drive will the MS browser need?

With MS being the poster child for bloat-ware, what are the new hardware specs to be?

Imagine the size of their creation if they try to make it an OS and desktop combination!

I get the feeling Joe Q Public is the guinea-pig rather the beneficiary of all these browser activity with the hardware guys standing by to make a killing.

I thought it was usual practice to develop a standard, publish it and then have product made. Wonder if a little MS SOP trickery can be seen at work here?

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Google sues US gov for picking Microsoft

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Good for Google! Did MS write the RFQ as well?

Too many government departments send out an RFQ having secretly selected their favourite supplier. Often the favoured supplier 'assists' in drafting the RFQ.

Google has put h U.S. Government departments on notice that it won't be shut-out by tricks of old. Halloween is past!

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Murder victim-mocking troll jailed

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Sex, paedophilia and terrorism are Plod trigger words for magistrates

Magistrates are the lowest form both legally and in stature but they are attractive to government as they are cheap. They make pronouncements of little worth and give talks to Women's Institutes.

Plod uses key words which are picked up by the ignorant magistrate who adds her prejudice and nails the victim.

The defendant is obviously sick and should be treated so.

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Freedom of Speech, US style, is like Speakers Corner in Hyde Park

Whilst you can say anything, there are few criminal penalties and civil recourse is allowed.It DOES mean you can LIE and INSULT people.

Crying Fire! has been held to be a criminal offence.

What this guy did would likely fall under poor taste and free speech.

This is why so many chatrooms are hosted in the US as well as terrorism web sites.

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