Re: Bah humbug - simulated picture
Bull! Looks awfully realistic based on my experience.
3538 posts • joined 12 Oct 2009
Bull! Looks awfully realistic based on my experience.
I bought a bunch of 100mW Green laser modules at USD$10.05 each to make me a private 'ighthouse' so I could find my way home - the low tech way using my eyes.
These units are good for at least five kilometres at ground levels.
A friend who on approach, as a passenger, flying our local airport said he could make out our house with ease - even though they were not pointed at the aircraft. He also said he knows when I am fishing!
Ever taken a blue laser from a CD burner? These, when repackaged, can pop balloons at up to 15-20 feet!
for stupid people.
And the ecology - the glued together, unrepairable iCrap.
You are 'celebrating' Jobs the plagiariser.
He stole / copied:
The 'Apple' logo; the name 'Apple'; the Xerox UI, the mouse; etc., etc.
Wire is just following those who celebrate Jesse James, Doc Watson, even Charles Manson.
John Cleese, of Monty Python fame, said it best forty years ago: This Jobs is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late Jobs. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-Jobs
The US security theatre is nuts.
A Russian software author can, and has, designed software for US companies and, when this software is installed or sold as packages the software can't be sold back to him!
You must remember the FBI is one of the leading entrapment artists in the US.
Mind you, using clear text messaging is kind of dumb given the numerous encryption packages available.
Remember, a charge is not a conviction, just another round in the US "Let's Make a Deal" legal game.
Either system will highlight a damaged pixel, be it dead or one colour lost - especially for the myopic (short-sighted) viewer.
A dead pixel is preferable to a missing colour version as the latter advertise their presence by being standouts with differing colours.
I use a wide screen on my PCB layout system and I have one pixel dead and damn annoying it is, too! Finally, I gave it to my daughter and I bought myself a new unit!
I have always, wherever possible, bought 'ruggedised' or 'waterproof' versions of portable electronics for in monsoon storms, which I regularly experience, even things in your pockets get soaked, as in dripping wet.
Whenever I see Vietnamese school children calmly walking through shower-like storms, blithely ignoring the rain and wearing nothing but their light school uniforms, I always think they must have fish-like qualities.
Every storm sees people with iThingies and other smartphones who forgot their 'baggies' lose motherboards to rain. They don't even think to switch them off! Of course Apple aficionados are well and truly screwed as their batteries cannot be removed! Another sale for Apple.
One way to recover from a soaking
A wet cell phone, IF promptly switched off, AND THE BATTERY REMOVED can be recovered. With luck.
After shaking all the surplus water from the cell, you wrap the unit in kitchen wipe type paper then place it in a sealed glass jar such as a used instant coffee jar, and left for 24-hours.
Then remove the device, discard the paper. Either dry the rice on a flat plate on a low setting in a microwave oven or use fresh, dry rice.
After thoroughly dried repeat the 24-hour drying cycle AND ONLY THEN try powering the cell up. I have recovered several this way.
I also use silicon grease (from professional electronic suppliers - used in two-way radio antenna work) around ALL opening in a smartphone case. Even around rotating controls.- always preferable to get a little grease on your hands than lose a handset.
Laptops and Netbooks
Thank goodness for turkey sized plastic bags (or small garbage bags) as they are your protection for larger portable devices. Often double-bagging is needed to really get protection.
The HSBC SecureKey is allegedly waterproof - news,it isn't unless thoroughly dried off before using.
Why would anyone trust a UK government agency? This sounds like another backdoor marked GCHQ.
Funny how Cameron has all this money for foreign ventures yet he screams cut, cut, cut at home.
their arms! What a scream, random prints all along their route.
My new Brother printer latches on to anything WiFi or Bluetooth (as well as Ethernet and USB) so I'll have to protect it from passing iThingies.
I saw an Apple owner shaking his thing, after he had dropped it, to see if there as anything loose inside. Whoops, there goes another print command!.
Just how dumb can these patent apps get?
The US NSA claims to be able to tap into any cell system.
The Greek system was compromised a few years back and tracked down to be 'patched' OS software.
There were also three suspicious antennae in the grounds of the US embassy in Athens which could be monitored from a nearby hillside at the time.
At least you can sill whisper to each other, most effective spread-eagled on the ground outside, in the open, directly facing the other party, which renders all forms of monitoring near impossible. Or use Phil Zimmerman's products.
patting themselves on the back.
The Canadian CRTC (Canadian Radio and Television Commission) are totally ineffective and likely only reacted when someone handed the goods to them on a plate.
At least the American government bites ... hard.
Apple likes it's very own monopolistic standards, can't have any To, Dick or Sammy having charger that threatens to diminish the Apple market.
You can imagine all manner of Apple 'improvements" that effectively make it impossible to use any charger other than theirs. They did it with USB charging and they had only four contacts to exploit.
laying claim to the Crappy Map App.
That's Tom Cook's very own baby. And micron-thick anodising on soft aluminium (aluminum, for Americans), because they were too cheap to specify hard aluminium (aluminum), mauve tinted pictures and chipping glass.
Then there's the claim over Passbook, another piece of Apple copyware.
I have decided to join Rooney's 47% non-tac paying fraternity, whether he likes it or not. Then I can claim my free telephone.
I'm not alone, over 2000 households earning USD$1,000,000 plus last year in the US also collected unemployment benefits.
Good place America, regardless of what the Mayans say.
Asia? China, and other countries, have patents, does this mean they are left out swinging on the end of a rope?
Australia has some very interesting patents, New Zealand a few less.
This Pentagon budget-gobbling outfit was set up to protect the US most secret networks.
Let's hope Congress will have some hearings on what they have done with all that money they were given.
P.S. I love the terminology: "exfiltration" not one of my dictionaries has it.
Google developed a new Android OS using MS sponsored software?
At least MS didn't steal it like they did XML/Word from that Canadian company.
Bittorrent search on the night before, and all selected files seem to be OK.
We'll be waiting for your return PB. And to Biden and his Hollywood sponsors, up yours!
every right to copy everyone else's original work. It is their rason d'etre and started with the corporate name and logo. A corporate policy.
They also copied the material used in their travel menu patent but none of the Res systems, or airlines, from whom it was copies, objected.
Only Apple is allowed to sue for triple damages ... it says so.
The British disease seems to be spreading, the government protects you from cradle to grave.
Censorship of any kind, for any reason, is bad.
I never download Japanese stuff, not even the porn and I never visit Japan - I like my fish cooked and I object to them killing whales.
They jail a guy for jokingly saying they should blow up some crap airport operation (why not Heathrow?).
Then another judge locks this poor sucker up for 19-months.
Likely the girls know enough about sex to make D.H. :Lawrence (Lady Chatterly's Lover) blush. Obviouslt the judge doesn't have a teenaged daughter.
is the ability to bock spam SMS text from cell carriers.
They ALWAYS wake me up early on Sundays.
Not that any Apple user would notice, they can't even figure out where the hell they are.
They also extend their laws outside their countries.
And Britain even helps the US by allowing rendition flights here and loading Brits on to planes for the US.
New Zealand, now there's an example of independence.
classifies the US as the largest terrorist organisation in the world.
Given their accuracy with drones, Assange should be safe, but I wouldn't want to be in his vicinity given the Americans penchant for killing innocent people.
Still, Bin Laden still holds the record for the largest US expenditure to kill one man! Remember Tora Bora?
the daily bloody updates they send us.
A real pain.
Once again, the US is vulnerable because it assumed it was more secure than reality.
Same in Pearl Harbour and 2002 - bullshit baffles brains (and politicians). Send in the drones.
who is an expert on nothing utters more verbal garbage than any other US politician.
Roll on January, he's gone then.
If he had simply shut his mouth the whole thing would have blown away.
If you think Max is bad, go and check out his father's Wikipedia sheet. Talk about keeping his philandering in the family ... Oswald, the notorious Fascist, during one marriage he had an extended affair with his wife's younger sister Lady Alexandra Metcalfe, AND with their stepmother, Grace Curzon.
Unfortunately video cameras hadn't been invented then.
in Bittorrent versions.
Save trees, don't buy the paper version, it's such a waste when you thorw this formuleic book were it belongs ... in the garbage can.
Politicians and a guy called Max seem to be the thinnest skinned types around, so obviously this clap-trap is to corneal the evil doings of elected officials and sons of Fascists who like their females in fives.
There should be a provision that excludes any public official, or any person, paid from the public purse from being protected by this legislation.
It should not be used to conceal things that have occurred, as was the case involving the five females with a male dressed in a Nazi uniform. If someone in the public arena wishes to perform certain unusual tricks they should be expected to face any exposure.
Of course, like all attempts at censorship, the UK courts jurisdiction runs out after a few miles at sea and then anything goes. Naturally the House of Commons would remain a potential source of hot gossip.
It would be nigh on impossible to imagine either Cameron or Obama apologising ... for anything.
Obviously the NZ police got carried away when some rock-head FBI type dreamt up this major screw up of several levels of law enforcement.
If this had happened in the USA the FBI would have no doubt had some paid snitch lying about Dotcom having done some reprehensible 'crime'. just as they framed the former US/ UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter. Obama, or at least V-P Biden, bought by Hollywood.
At least people can accept that the NZ government has scruples and stands as a beacon of hope.
In most countries where movie making and records are big business, the industry groups have bought off the politicians (lobbying is a 'nice' word for bribery) and the politicians have dutifully 'honoured' their commitments.
Nice to know some countries haven't sunk as low as America, Britain or Canada.
In my many years in communications I have been involved in telecoms switch-overs from Central Office (telephone 'exchanges'), to civilian toll networks and the military Autovon system and never was one done during so potential users could 'see' it.
Obviously Virgin did it for the publicity, which was both effective and cheap.
California is huge, especially when compared to Delaware or Rhode Island, a 4-way split would make the whole mess far more manageable.
Or, if on the Indian/Pakistan border, it could split Kashmir apart from it's warring neighbours.
One problem, everyone, especially children, will have to learn new names for any additional continents formed.
Day deliveries are bound to disadvantage the two-people working families.
The P.O. could either have evening deliveries; or have a truck parked in a market square for pick-up..
In VietNam, if you include the addressees cell number behind their name, they will send them an SMS!
And having created the expectation, they get to take the heat.
And Tim Cook can't walk on water, either.
Not me, Everyone knows that Apple is a monopoly, unlike Amazon and Android/Google, and doesn't let lemmings, or sheep, roam wild..
Take a read of government hamburger meat specifications which permits amounts of faeces, hair, bone-chips, etc.
And they throw in veins, ears, lips, etc. - all beef, you know.
And good quality chocolate is supposed to have around 6% of bug parts in it.
Mmm, finger licking good?
Time for WIPO to step in and stop this nonsense.
fines this bunch of turkeys.
external SD capability it might be interesting.
Microsoft was never thought to be a moral, straight company.
Even the name "Internet Explorer" was pinched.
How many companies respond that quickly with a patch? Well done, Samsung!
The other alternative is the Ostrich technique where a company denies it has a problem, such as with Antennagate. Less effective, but cheaper.
MAC addresses and sue everyone who uses them under the US DCMA. Getting all my “DMCA takedown notices” ready.
Perhaps DECCA will dig out it's patents with respect to Decca Navigator technology, as well as HiFix, for it was big in circular radiation patterns, phases, etc.. They also were encoded with ID. That would shut Skyhook up.
Decca rises from the dead!
You have to wonder whether this is to stop people peeping inside as a glued carbon-fibre case might even prove a challenge to iFixit.
as several countries in SE Asia have questioned the efficacy of RoundUp, including it's use on rice, which is very popular with humans and rats.
In fact, rats like it so much that they are caught and barbecued in the MeKong Delta, after the crop is collected, as they are so fat.
Let's hope it is more reliable than iCloud.
There's enough flight delays already.
that thieves have as few brains as iP5 purchasers.
I hope that the find my crap program doesn't use Apple MAPS - they'll never find them!