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Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

Valerion
Happy

My debut single

"Brake Failure" should be hitting the shelves soon.

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US judge: YES, cops or feds so can slurp an ENTIRE Gmail account

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What's the problem?

This is very sensible. Otherwise it'd be like the cops getting a warrant to search a house, but limited only to the kitchen.

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Remember when Google+ outed everyone by their real names? Now Google's sorry

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I tried to sign up once

Google+ wouldn't believe that my name was real (it's honestly not that weird!) and wanted me to send in actual identification - copies of my drivers license or somesuch.

Instead I closed the browser and got on with my life.

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BitTorrent not to blame for movie revenues, says economist

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Even when it's free I hardly go

We get 4 free cinema tickets every week with our medical insurance (not sure how encouraging you to sit on your arse for 2 hours whilst stuffing your face with popcorn and Minstrels helps you stay healthy but whatever).

And even though they're free I've only been 3 times this year. There just isn't usually anything worth watching to justify the 30 minutes of adverts and trailers (don't mind the trailers, can't stand the adverts). And sitting in a cinema that's either too hot or too cold, with lots of other people crunching, blocking my view, and just generally being there. And stuck on an uncomfortable seat with not enough leg room.

Better to wait for it on Netflix - or iTunes/BluRay if I really want to see it - and watch it on my own TV, on my own sofa, with no adverts.

When everybody had 20" CRT TVs with a VCR there was a point. Now everyone has a 50" HD TV with full surround sound, the cinema "experience" is not the step up it once was.

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#YO_NO! Messaging app 'Yo' gets hit by hackers

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Aahm Oot

Would have loved to have seen this try on Dragons Den.

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IPv4 addresses now EXHAUSTED in Latin America and the Caribbean

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Easy solution

Just allow it to go higher than 255 in any Octet.

I know it's possible because I've seen it in the movies and on TV with addresses like 625.2.54.946

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Everyone can and should learn to code? RUBBISH, says Torvalds

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Art

At school I had to take Art up until the end of year 3 (year 9 for the current generation).

I was worse than hopeless at it. I am unable to draw a straight line even with a ruler. I have no skill whatsoever in drawing anything at all. I recognise this fact. I have no interest in it either. And yet, I was forced, week after week, to do Art lessons and Art projects. Every term my report card would have an Art-shaped blot on it where the teacher would have to mention I made no effort and was basically just utterly shit at it. Eventually a mutual, unsaid agreement was reached where I would do something rubbish and he'd just pretty much ignore it. Towards the end the report cards stopped being so bad actually as he knew there was just no point in making a fuss about it.

Forcing me to do art - with a complete lack of aptitude for it - was a waste of everyone's time. Teaching coding like this is exactly the same. It won't be valuable for those who don't "get it" in later life any more than Art was for me.

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Quick Q: How many FLOPPIES do I need for 16 MILLION image files?

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Re: 3.5in floppy

My wife (who was bought up in Seth Efrica) once told me that over there such a device is known as a "Stiffy".

10 years later I still haven't stopped laughing.

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Netflix FREEZES prices for existing UK users to stop them quitting vid-streaming service

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Refreshingly nice business model

Netflix - Prices for new customers are going up. Loyal customers get to keep it cheaper.

Most other companies - Prices for new customers are heavily discounted. Loyal customers get large price increases.

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Apple DOMINATES the Valley, rakes in more profit than Google, HP, Intel, Cisco COMBINED

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>>well when you can take hardware that cost same as everyone else's and sell it at 2-300% mark up, yet people still buy it cause they are idiots. You will have insane profits, google may not have the insane $ but they are seen as a much better company as most their products are FREE.

As per the article:

Google profit margin: 22%

Apple profit margin: 21%

Theory fail.

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Veteran Brit tech distie Chessington HQ to become 28 flats

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Flats?

I used to work in the old Racal building on Davis Road... I can't imagine anyone wanting to buy a flat there!

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This city's smog is so TERRIBLE, people are told to stay indoors. Beijing? No – PARIS

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The Devastation Of Smog

Best of the Hobbit movies, I reckon.

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SACRILEGE! Hitchhiker's Guide game's back ... and it TWEETS at you

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Alien

No mention of his birthday?

He would have been 62 today.

Of course, he's not really dead. He's just spending a few years that way for tax reasons.

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Gamers in a flap as Vietnamese dev pulls Flappy Bird

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Surely he's still making money?

All the existing users can still play the game. So if he was making $50k per day from them, he will continue to do so. He just won't make any more from new users.

Of course it'll die down in a few weeks anyway as people gradually stop playing. But he gets to stop a lot of hassle immediately, whilst still coining it in. Smart guy.

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Jean Michel Jarre: Je voudrais un MUSIC TAX sur VOTRE MOBE

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Why smartphones?

Why not other things? I.e. amplifiers and speakers and CD players. Things whose SOLE PURPOSE is playing music.

I think what we should do is just automatically tax babies a one-off payment of £5000 the minute they're born, just in case they decide to listen to some music at some point in their lives.

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Amazon floats 'Prime Air' drone delivery plan

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Inspiration from Harry Potter

Just replaced the Owl with a Robot.

Rowling should sue!

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What's wrong with Britain's computer scientists?

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>>Now we need teachers who are both knowledgeable and - most importantly - passionate about computer science. Computer science is all too often taught by people whose first degree, and general interest, lies in another domain. We must attract talented computer scientists into teaching so that they can pass on their excitement about the subject to the next generation.<<

How will this happen? People who are knowledgeable and passionate about computer science will go and get a job actually doing computer science. They won't want a job paying them half what they could get whilst doing some actual, interesting stuff. And they certainly won't be happy teaching FOR loops to disinterested kids who'd rather be Snapchatting.

The only people you will get teaching CS is those who aspire to be teachers, not those who aspire to be programmers.

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'PATHETIC' Galaxy Gear sales skewer smartwatch HYPE-O-GASM bubble

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>>Exactly, it's pretty expensive given what it delivers and it's too 1.0 right now. I have a decent, cheapest watch right now ($100 \ 70 quid citizen ecodrive) which any $300 smart watch should at least match in a few areas.

You just precisely described Pebble.

Cost - £100 (Kickstarter), so only £30 more than your Citizen. Not sure what RRP is.

Battery - 3-4 days easily

Waterproof - Yep

Daylight Readable Screen - Yep.

And of course it'll work with IOS and Android out of the box.

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Boffins agree: YES we have had an atmospheric warming pause

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Paris Hilton

Seems like problem solved

So, over the past 50 years CFC gasses were increasing and the temperature was rising.

We then stopped CFC gasses from increasing and the warming has stopped.

Seems like we solved the problem.

Paris - coz the explanation is very simple.

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Could Doctor Who really bump into human space dwellers?

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Going fast

Getting a spaceship to go really fast and cutting voyage time down to a manageable level is a problem we will solve fairly easily I expect.

It's the slowing down when you get there that's the real problem.

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Netflix original TV shows gamble pays off... to the tune of 10m new viewers

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Re: What an original idea

>>Rather than the industry standard - you can only watch this series in the USA, the rest of you have to wait 2years to find out who killed JR. Or just pirate it.<<

Except this is still somewhat the case. I really love Netflix, but I can't watch, for example, the Walking Dead on British Netflix. I have to jump through some hoops to watch it on the US Netflix instead.

And don't even get me started on why there are a lot more Classic Dr Who on US than UK!

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Reg readers! You've got 100 MILLION QUID - what would you BLOW it on?

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Bestie

Booze, women and fast cars.

The rest I'd just squander.

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Teen buys WikiLeaks server for $33,000 – with dad's eBay account

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I think

Dad bid on it, wife found out and went mental, so blaming the kid was the only way out of the mess.

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Have you tried turning it off and on again - oh, you did: IT Crowd RETURNS

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Re: "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR..."

You wouldn't shoot a policeman.

And then steal his helmet.

And then go to the toilet in his helmet.

Then give his helmet back to his family.

And then steal it again.

(Just been off sick for a couple of days. Netflix and the IT Crowd made me better).

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'But we like 1 Direction!' Rock gods The Who fend off teen Twitter hate mob

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All seem to be rip-offs

I've heard 2 of their songs. One rips off Summer Loving from Grease and the other rips of Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash.

Sounds like business as usual for them, then.

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Patent tank VirnetX fires 'secure domain name' design claim at Apple

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Alert

Have I missed something?

If they get a NEW patent granted, then surely they can't sue anybody for infringing it in existing products, as those products would therefore constitute prior art??

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Xerox copier flaw changes numbers in scanned docs

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Goes up to 11

Maybe Spinal Tap could have blamed their Stonehenge on this.

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Smartwatch makers: You need apps to beat Apple

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Don't need loads of notifications

I have a Pebble (Kickstarter backer). It is honestly one of the best gadgets I've ever bought. The existing notifications are ALL I want.

I get notified of incoming calls and SMSs appear on my wrist, with a nice little buzz every time they appear. Calls and texts are what I consider important and things I want to know about immediately, because they are a fairly immediate method of communication - something the sender expects a reply to straight away and probably something you want to know about straight away. I don't care about Facebook notifications because there is no way they are important. Ditto email - I don't want all 100 daily emails pinging on my wrist. I'll get those when I'm good and ready. In other words, for me, it's perfect out of the box notifications-wise. I always used to miss calls/texts with my phone in my pocket and on silent. Not any more.

Music control - superb. Get in car, plug phone in, 3 taps of the center button and music is coming through my stereo. Don't even need to look. At home, do the same, quick fiddle on the phone to route it over Airplay then phone goes back in my pocket and I can skip songs or pause whenever I like without finding the phone and messing with the screen.

The apps are then the icing on the cake. The RunKeeper integration in particular I use quite a bit.

Battery is not a problem. I have to charge my phone every night anyway so I just charge the watch at the same time.

Good tech should change the way you do things and make your life easier. That is EXACTLY what the Pebble is doing for me so far. The only downside is I have a nice, expensive-ish watch at home that I now never wear. I love that other watch to bits, but it's now relegated to "posh nights out" because the Pebble is just so damn useful.

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Google's Schmidt calls climate-change deniers 'liars'

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Flame

Enough

When you can prove to me that the earth's climate was exactly stable for the past couple of billion years, and only changed when humans started emitting CO2, then we'll talk about man-made climate change, mmmkay?

As this is obviously total bollocks, how about we accept that it's going to change, and lets work out how best to deal with the consequences. And I don't just mean dealing with increasing temperatures, but dealing with decreasing ones too, because it's certain we'll get another ice age at some point.

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IT staff clamouring to pay for their own BYOD kit, says survey

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Re: Not surprised

If I was forced to buy my own IT kit for work, I'd buy the absolute cheapest crap possible.

If it makes me massively unproductive then tough shit - they should've given me the tools to do the job.

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Vodafone slurps MEELLLIONS for redirecting police hotline calls

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Megaphone

Outrage - Company Provides Services, Makes Profit!

I redid the headline for the Daily Fail.

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Brit horologist hammers out ‘first’ ATOMIC-POWERED watch

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About "time"

I so need this. I often worry about turning up to work 0.00001 seconds late.

I bet the battery doesn't last 1000 years though.

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Climate change set to bumpify transatlantic flights, say researchers

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Re: ...an inflight glass of wine spilling onto our lap...

And then they'll charge you more to cover the extra weight of the bars...

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Study: Megaupload closure boosted Hollywood sales 10%

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WTF?

My grandmother died after they shut down Megaupload

So shutting it down killed her! Killed her I tell you!

I am soooo going to sue for this.

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New evidence: Comets seeded life on Earth

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Alien

Your nipples don't work?

How do you pick up Jazz FM?

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Toy train company bids for West Coast Mainline

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Ironic

My sons toy train also has several rigidly attached bogeys.

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Taito's Double Dragon

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Coat

Double Dragon?

More like Double Entendre:

The game tasks Bimmy Billy and Jimmy Lee with reaching Willy's base and both giving him a good hard seeing to.

Even in the final showdown when Willy is furiously pumping out projectiles all over the place

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McAfee founder claims police framing him for murder

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Coat

Trial

So if he has a trial, will it last 30 days?

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WHITE WHALE spent 4 years trying to tell us something, then stopped

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Re: What he is trying to say is.....

I'm sure he'll soon leave the planet by his own means.

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Boffinry group shakes tin for effort to build Babbage's Analytical Engine

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Coat

Graham-Cunning. Plan 28

Came for the Cunning Plan jokes. Left disappointed.

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Why is solid-state storage so flimsy?

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I’m worried that I under-specified the hard drive in my new notebook. At half a gig, it's not much

Yep, a 500MB HDD is way underspecified, unless you've been sitting on this article since 1992.

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Cloud company foraged for hard drives to stay afloat

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Thumb Up

Re: Hats off

As a customer, I'm very pleased that they went to such lengths to keep my service available.

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Ballmer's lightened pay packet is the least of his problems

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Windows

People simply don't often put Windows on a dev job spec. It's just a given - the default.

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Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

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Re: There's nothing wrong with cultural sensitivity

> Golliwogs are grossly offensive you'll be hard pushed to find anyone - particularly anyone who isn't white, generally anti PC, male and commenting on the internet - who will defend them.

A shop near me had them for sale quite recently. There was a huge fuss made by the council (any prizes for guessing we're in Lib Dem land here?) and by the shopping centre and by various local mouthpieces who all wanted them banned from sale.

The local rag got involved, went out and quizzed a whole ton of black (coloured,negro,african,whatever pick your own damn word) people as they went past the shop. Nearly all of them couldn't give a shit that it was for sale and supported the shop keepers right to sell them. They, like most of us, had grown up and moved on. It's no more offensive than a Barbie doll is to a thin, blonde white woman.

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Judge goes postal on Kim Dotcom extradition appeal

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Re: If the alleged offences were alleged to have been committed outside the US

> Even Britain has extra-territorial laws ... witness the child diddler Gary Glad who was deported from Cambodia AND VietNam and then faced legal action in the UK.

True, but at least he was a UK Citizen. Kim Dotcom is a German national living in New Zealand.

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'Never seen before' Fraunhofer wireless breakthrough... seen before

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Coat

Sooo

not such a Clever Deicke after all.

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Motörheadphönes ears-in review

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Happy

Re: How long will it now be...

Genius! I would soooo buy a pair of Edphones!

I'll stick with my Marshall Minors for now though. Sound great, look great and are also super-cool :)

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$3500 will get 13.3in Mac tablet in your mitts

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>And the grand total: $3499 (£2172), which is $1199 for the 2.5GHz, 4GB MacBook Pro and $973 for parts and assembly

DOES_NOT_COMPUTE

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Skype touts FREE* Wi-Fi across the UK

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Re: nope, totally lost here...

Because if you are a small coffee shop or pub or cafe etc you can add a useful facility to encourage people to visit your establishment, for an extremely small fee, and stop them going to Costa or McDonalds to get their free wifi fix.

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Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance

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Awful it may be

But I'd still rather watch him than One Direction.

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