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Top ten car gadgets: Get your motor running with new shiny-shiny

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Still no Head Up Display then

This makes me sad

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Going up: Fancy a virtual flight to 30km above the PLANET?

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Let Facebook pay for it

The way I look at it, why should crowd-sourcing pay the R&D costs for Oculus Rift content?

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Lindsay Lohan sues Grand Theft Auto V makers for 'using her image'

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It probably is a parody of her

But the character is sufficiently different that she will have a hard time proving it, especially as the physical appearance is so different

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Anti-snoop Android 'Blackphone' sees the light of day

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Apparently they won't ship to a PO Box, so how am I supposed to buy one without 'them' knowing?

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S is for SMACKDOWN: Samsung takes Galaxy Tab slab war fruit-side

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Re: Yawn

Don't feed the troll

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Rich bitch sorority girls actually more likely to put out than low-class 'sluts': Study

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Wrong website

I thought I was on The Daily Mash

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Giant pop can FOUND ON MOON

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Somehow the fact that they are proposing polluting the moon makes me less inclined to buy their product. Besides, the moon belongs to America.

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Norwegians trial Oculus Rift in tanks: The ultimate battlefield simulator

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Battlezone!

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Chap builds mobe based on Raspberry Pi

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Re: Wow. Just wow.

Brilliantly technical people also frequently lack social skills, its just the way of the world.

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Hi Daniel,

Technically you are correct in everything you have said in your posts and I don't doubt your awesomeness in the field. However, for those of us not as awesome as you we think this non-usable phone project is quite cute. Easily impressed due to our own ignorance? Perhaps.

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Samsung unveils fourth-generation Galaxy Tabs

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Underwhelming

No full HD or OLED. For the company that pioneered the 7" tablet (albeit with some 'inspiration from Apple) this is underwhelming, and it comes 6 months after the Nexus 2013 iteration.

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Facebook Oculus VR buyout: IT WANTS your EYEBALLS

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Re: Gaming community a niche market?

Gaming is bigger than Hollywood

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Re: Sold their souls?

I'm possible in the minority in this respect, but I'd rather retain control of my business and settle merely to become a multi-millionaire rather than a billionaire. My integrity would be intact, I'd have the respect of the gaming community. As a bonus I'd also have the satisfaction of knowing that my product had changed the world and that I would leave a lasting legacy when I die. And, if my crowdsourced product had gone on to be spectacularly successful, I would have given something back to the spirited donors who gave me a leg up. Maybe I'm just naive, I honestly don't know.

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No Notch niche: Minecraft man in rift with Oculus after Facebook gobble

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Re: Thanks Notch

You'll be wanting to look at Sony's offering then

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TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

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Re: +1 for projectors

You are something of a pioneer by not having a TV at all. I did wonder why I bother having one and realise that it is really for the benefit of guests.

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No single reason

TV sales are falling because most people already have a big HD TV at home already, sometimes more than one. Why upgrade? 3D has died a death. 4k looks good - up close that is! Sit at any normal distance and the difference between 4k and 1080p is barely distinguishable for the vast majority of scenes. This won't stop most people buying it of course but currently prices are high and there does not exist the content or the means to deliver it. OLED has potential but is still way too expensive to manufacture even after 20+ years of development, and TV manufacturers have decided that 4k is more marketable. Mostly however I'd say that computing and the Internet has changed the developed world. Our family for example mostly consume media using computers/tablets - the TV is used very little. And when I say 'media' I don't mean just TV content. Even my 6 year old streams pre-recorded content from a DLNA server to her iPad. If we occasionally want to watch a family-friendly movie we fire up the home cinema projector - these can be purchased for around the same cost or less than a TV these days. And because people can watch what they want, when they want there is no need to congregate around the idiot box at pre-determined times (unless you are a member of the football religion).

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Help! Apple has snaffled the WHOLE WORLD'S supply of sapphire glass

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So buy Corning, what's the problem?

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Google warns Glass wearers: Quit being 'CREEPY GLASSHOLES'

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They are reclaiming the word!

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Samsung whips out 12.2-inch 'Professional' iPad killers

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Samsung also made the first 7" tablet, which at the time Steve jobs said would "never catch on" (or words to that affect)

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Alicia Keys throws in towel on BlackBerry's creative director job

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The Reg will kick itself for not thinking of that for one of its characteristic smutty headlines

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Samsung: Men, our Gear smartwatch will make you a hit with the sexy ladies

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I thought the same when I brought a Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7

It was great at first, It was after all their high-end OLED tablet.

Now however the ladies, upon hearing it still runs Android 4.0, make excuses and shuffle off with a look of disgust. All because Samsung can't be arsed with you once they have your money (not that I'm bitter of course).

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Microsoft touts SCROOGLE merch: Hopes YOU'LL PAY to dump on rival

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Very funny

But I'm still not using Bing

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Want to keep the users happy? Don't call them users for a start

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But ITIL...

I prefer the term 'Customers' (with a capital 'C' because I'm the sniveling kind), but ITIL courses insist I refer to them as Users

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D-Link hole-prober finds 'backdoor' in Chinese wireless routers

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Shoddy work

Were it an American manufacturer the backdoor would be better concealed

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Meet the 'KARDASHIAN Phone' – what Apple bods nicknamed the iPhone 5s

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A feeble excuse of an article that simply wanted to post a picture of a really fat arse

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Apple slams brakes on orders of (not so cheap) plasticky iPhone 5C

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Either nobody wants a pikey iphone or it isn't pikey enough price-wise

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21st Century Elite remake to support Oculus Rift virtual reality rig

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Re: Colour me skeptical...

Ditto here. Spent many hours on Elite on different platforms, but if you want “an amazing space epic with stunning visuals, incredible gameplay and breath-taking scope, and also fully multi-player” then you could play EVE Valkyrie or Online. I'm still rooting for Elite, but mostly for nostalgia reasons.

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Shadowy drug fans threaten FBI agents, vow to 'avenge' Silk Road shutdown

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The FBI must be terrified

Because a bunch of disgruntled druggie loser keyboard warriors are uniting

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Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

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I disagree

Under Jobs, Apple kept high prices and pushed the whole 'aspirational brand' angle. It worked . They should instead continue to innovate (easier said than done) and increase their prices. The goal is to bring in a profit, not take over the world in terms of revenue or quantities sold.

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DEATH WATCH counts down seconds to wearer's demise

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Very original idea

Not copying the film In Time at all

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Samsung: Sod off Apple, we've made gold mobes for way longer than you

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I predict black will be fashionable once again very soon

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Grand Theft Auto V: Violent, sweary and amazingly ambitious

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Actually the Daily Mail gave it a glowing review with top marks

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Nissan promises to sell self-driving cars by 2020

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Insurance?

I have to wonder what the insurance implications will be with self-driving cars? If such a car is involved in an accident then who is liable? After all, every time I install a piece of software I have to agree to sign away any rights I think I may have, absolving the developers of all liability.

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See a young Brit's mobe? 55% chance it has nekkid selfies on it, claims poll

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What I don't understand is why do so many teenage girls allow their boyfriend to film them during sex acts. What do they get out of it (apart from subsequent humiliation)

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Jaguar to open new car-making factory in Blighty (virtually)

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I don't understand the headline

Jags are manufactured in Britain and it's been widely reported how they have increased the capacity recently. They have also had to appease the unions over working hours. Tata are simultaneously looking to manufacture in other territories like China and India, but thats no different to Japanese factories in the UK.

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Review: HP Slate 7 Android tablet

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Re: 1024x600

It's pathetic isn't it? I've had a Tab 7.7 for well over a year and want to upgrade because its getting long in the tooth already but there is nothing with a better screen (1280x800 OLED). Will someone please release a 7" tablet with Full HD OLED please!

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'Momentous year' for TalkTalk as it surges from 3rd place to, er, 4th

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Re: Revenue static, profit down

To correct you, they speak perfect English (albeit with thick accents) - eloquent and far better grammar than most Brits. However, they just seem to understand English!

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Top guns doomed as US Navy demos first carrier-launched drone

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So who will be flying these drones?

Oh right, Top Guns

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LG beats Samsung to OLED flexi-TV with hella pricey 55-incher

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Actually the article does not refer to the EA9800 as being flexible, the use of the term is for other as yet unannounced models

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NASA chief: Earth is DOOMED if we spot a big asteroid at short notice

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In short, it they don't consider the cost of sufficient benefit. For example, why does the UK suffer so much when it snows a bit? Because the cost of 'anit-snow defences' isn't worthwhile given the relatively low risk of snowfall.

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The Earth isn't doomed

We are, but Earth will still be here.

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Samsung Galaxy S 4: A slim stripper with palms hovering over its body

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Ooo matron

Yes, please do keep the tiresome sex puns coming. They are very funny and don't make you sound immature or perverted.

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Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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It's so true about Star Trek the Motion Picture - it is the most 'sci-fi' of the lot and yes, for some reason the Trekkers didn't seem to like it.

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Ten smartphones with tablet ambitions...

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Makes the late Steve Jobs comments about how shrinking an iPad would be a mistake look even more stupid

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Rogue Squadron: Unit of X-wings Kickstarts in response to Death Star

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Some people, intelligent ones too - have just way too much time on their hands.

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Watchdog halts Toyota Grand Theft Auto-esque advert

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About time

Its true, I saw that ad before Skyfall and I too wanted to drive dangerously and be chased by copters. Thank heavens it got banned

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Apple bans 'memory' games from iOS App Store

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WTF?

Sets a bad precedent

So if want to search for a money manager type of app and someone has patented the word 'money' then it makes my life all the more difficult. Or how about the many maths apps for kids, drop the word 'math' and again it just makes it so much less obvious.

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India gets $25 Android tablet

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Excellent news. I look forward to the Register's review of it.

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Rockstar unloads Vice City for smartphones

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10 years already?!

I feel old. So very, very old.

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Huawei, ZTE probe showed no evidence of spying

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"China is known to be the major perpetrator of cyber espionage"

The US then is only a minor/moderate perpetrator? Or is the suggestion that the US would never stoop so low?

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