* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

Stoneshop
Trollface

Re: Simples...

the Open/Create/Replace file operation failed.

Read that as Replace File Operator Failed.

Earth to Voyager 2: Standby for connection – after we tip this water out of the dish

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Mind boggling

It's hard to visualise how far 19 billion km is

Some 480000 times the circumference of the Earth at the equator. Going around 13 times _a day_ it would take you 100 years to cover those 19 billion km.

Or a speed of 15 km/sec meaning I could get to my office in under 3 seconds.

At that speed I don't think you'll be Gatso-ed, at least not with your license plate sufficiently unblurry, but you do have to start braking in time so as to not smash in to the wall at the far end of the parking lot.

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: I'm not sure about the key stuck to the phone at the end?

Very easy to convert KNO3 to HNO3 and then all sorts of fun can be had if my high school chemistry books can be believed. I wouldn't know by experience

You didn't check that what those books said was correct?

Stoneshop

Re: On drum printers and punch card equipment...

The capacitor bank for this behemoth as about 1/2 Farad at 35 volts or so

About 200J.

I still have the capacitor bank for one of the motors from a scrapped open reel tape drive: two capacitors the size of a 1l beer tin, 68mF 50V each, with two copper bars bolted on top. 150J if you drive those caps up to their working voltage, which today may well result in a mahoosive bang if they even care to store anywhere near their rated capacity in the first place.

Stoneshop

Re: Etymology help?

I vaguely recall one particular line printer model that used a loop of paper tape (probably mylar, more robust) that went with the character set on the drum. No further details; printers tended to be serviced by specialists, although just swapping a board was usually done by anyone available and I've even done the occasional hammer flight time adjustments.

Stoneshop

Re: Etymology help?

Back then, "fixed in software" was much less common than "fixed in hardware". When I started at DEC, plopping in a new set of EPROMS was already the way the majority of fixes were done, but I still had to do my share of soldering and changing wire-wraps.

At one point in Uni I got hold of a HP drum printer that had character rings on its drum only every third position. To get all character positions on a line printed the paper was shuffled left and right using a hefty rocker arrangement on the paper feed mechanism. Oh, and the data buffer was built around seven bucket memory ICs[0], the rest of the electronics were simple TTL or DTL logic and discrete components. And probably a PROM for the character map, can't remember.

[0] you clock in one bit, and umpteen clock ticks later that bit appears on the output. No addressing, all you can do is count clock ticks and wait for the bit you want to turn up. Somewhat more elegant than mercury delay lines, but not that much.

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: I'm not sure about the key stuck to the phone at the end?

In theory ammonium nitrate is an oxidizing agent and not an explosive in its own right, although very large quantities (many tons) can detonate.

As the residents of Beirut found out one sunny afternoon not too long ago.

A fairly similar chemical, ammonium perchlorate, caused Pepcon to go boom; in both cases the stuff did not ignite by itself but by a minor fire nearby.

Stoneshop

Re: Etymology help?

As the desired character for a column passes correct position a hammer strikes the paper against the ink ribbon and the typeface from behind to imprint the letter.

And when you know the character arrangement on each of the positions you can send lines to be printed that make all hammers fire at once. Few printers manage to withstand that for more than a couple of minutes, although usually it's just a fuse that goes. Impressive banging while it lasts.

Same with band and chain printers, although their racket tends to be just loud, not extremely loud. Chain printers run the risk of the chain breaking under such a test; the relative advantage of a band printer is that while the band has much less mass it's a thin strip of stainless steel going at quite high speeds: and the sharp ends of a break are quite nasty to printer innards and printer technician's fingers.

Stoneshop
Holmes

A way out?

You don't know what the future has in store for Gary after he's been used as a tool to take care of the other beancounter; only Simon and the PFY do.

How to get banned from social media without posting a thing

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Mushroom

Re: [social media] ... what you just posted on is part of it.

"Clog Blast", since that sounds superficially amusing. But what should it be about? [1]

Exploding clogs, of course. In the same vein as Will It Blend and Hydraulic Press; you don't have to actually have something to say, just showing things going boom will get you visitors.

Farm machinery giant John Deere plows into two right-to-repair lawsuits

Stoneshop
FAIL

Not, when the previously mentioned condition would be met:

"And if the farmer as owner of the equipment, had access to a full workshop and troubleshooting manual"

Stoneshop

Re: Are JD tractors notably cheaper outlay than the alternatives?

For example, for a phone, I get to choose between Google and Apple.

or Ubuntu Touch on a Fairphone* if you went to the extreme other end.

* Several less non-asshatish options available

Stoneshop
Stoneshop

he would not have needed to call out anybody,expensive or otherwise

Or, worst case, ring the local mechanic who'd either tell him where and how hard to thump, or, being local, be there in fifteen minutes when it requires two thumps and a poke in between them.

Stoneshop
Flame

Re: John-Dear

Porque no los dos?

Stoneshop
Windows

640k

Bill Gates never said that. It's a myth.

What he did say was that OS/2 would be the next PC OS in general use. It's in the foreword to an OS/2 programming manual I have (in a box in the attic most likely).

Pop quiz: The network team didn't make your change. The server is in a locked room. What do you do?

Stoneshop

Re: Out of date building plans

the documented floor plan...

After a few iterations quite often the characters 'o', 'c' and 'u' can be stricken from that second word, and an 'e' inserted.

Stoneshop
Alien

Re: Dave?!

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: Careful with that axe, Eugene!

One fine day Facilities saw fit to upgrade the door to our computer room with a code lock but didn't upgrade our knowledge with the required code, as we weren't supposed to enter that room (we were).

No matter, the door opened outwards, and this was one of those mechanical code locks where the door knob only engages the latch bolt after entering the 4-digit code. So opening the door would only require flipping the bolt, and the hook on the serrated knife of a Leatherman Charge does that job perfectly.

'Can you identify your assailants?' Yes, they were pixelated! I'd know them anywhere!

Stoneshop
Thumb Up

Re: Tap dance instructors, steel drummers, and celtic swordsmen

What no telephone sanitary engineers?

They're on a long trip in interstellar space, as are a number of public relations managers and management consultants.

Unfortunately however, there are still quite a lot down here, waiting for the B Ark Mark 2 with its greatly enhanced carrying capacity.

Stoneshop

occasionally being sampled when there's nothing left in the house.

AASLEAGH (n.)

A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.

Stoneshop

Re: Look on the bright side Mr Dabbs...

(The ones I got of my foot came in a fetching commemorative folder with a lovely colour image of a local tourist view on the front.)

Which reminds me that I still have to get hold of the piccies of my brain taken some eight years ago.

Why should I pay for that security option? Hijacking only happens to planes

Stoneshop
Devil

I just said "If I could predict in advance when a server was going to crash,

Sometimes you can. Like when a garbage garbage collector doesn't do the collection, and you just have to watch the memory usage numbers, extrapolate the trend and sit back.

Maybe not to the minute, but surely "this afternoon".

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

Stoneshop
Coat

Re: My favorite autopilot

Every other cruise ship is out and back again or they prevent you from disembarking mid way.

Nah, you'd be getting rather wet and it's a bit of a bother taking your luggage with you.

Yeah, that oilskin jacket and the life preserver, thanks.

Stoneshop
Facepalm

People did (then).

"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?"

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: Slap Tesla with an injunction.

But Tesla doesn't advertise.

Well, maybe not as such. But how is Musk waffling about this or that Tesla feature any different?

Stoneshop

Re: It would make Musk even more of a liar

I read that as "something where a bug will kill me (beta)".

Or, as per the article, kill someone else.

Stoneshop
Terminator

The safest robots are locked into a cage just a bit bigger than their operating envelope

I would like to see this extended to these cars with their so-called Autopilot features. Only disengage the garage door lock when Autopilot has been disabled.

and nobody and nothing is ever allowed inside so long as the robot is energized.

Or that. Refuse to open the car doors to let the driver and the passengers in.

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Robots aren't either. You just have to use the appropriate caliber.

Stoneshop
Coat

Re: New Name for Autopilot needed

Driver: But there's nothing there but a field and some sheep. And is that a Cliff?

Media player joins in with "Living Doll"

Stoneshop
Headmaster

What does FSD stand for?

The D is for 'deception', 'delirious' or 'decrepit'. Expand F and S to your liking, possibly forming a semantically correct exclamation that way.

Stoneshop

Re: Autopilot

It's just human nature.

I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

Stoneshop
Holmes

The Tesla Flying Car

can get airborne under favorable conditions

(JATOs and launch ramp not included, available in the Plus package)

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

Stoneshop
Coat

Birdshit?

Bullfinchshit.

Stoneshop

Bird poop

can even cause much wider blackouts, by causing flashover of insulators. If that happens at a crucial substation there'll be dark times ahead.

Scam, pyramid scheme, environmental disaster: Vivaldi boss shares his thoughts on crypto-coins

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Re: Wall Street?

Tangentially mentioned in this Grauniad article is an opinion on blockchain transactions:

"Jason Deane, chief bitcoin analyst at Quantum Economics, said he believed there were a host of advantages, including the offer of instant, virtually free, financial transactions carried out without the use of a third party, with certainty that there will be instant settlement, and that the current teething problems need to be put in perspective."

Instant? Maye if you compare those tens of minutes for a single transaction to handing over cash in person, but otherwise it doesn't mesh. If either or both parties are using public wallets there _are_ third parties involved, the "virtually free" is again an externality where others are verifying the blockchain, and those "teething problems" are actually matters that stem from the design, not from the implementation.

Stoneshop

Re: Wall Street?

I don’t see any reason why it has to be a blockchain rather than a regular database.

Regular databases tend to be controlled by a single entity, who then has to be trusted by all participants. Sure, there are methods that can build that chain of trust (where participants only have to trust their immediate 'neighbors'), but then you're already part way into a blockchain-like system. Plus, a single controlling entity can make entries disappear if they want to.

But indeed, what method you use to track a load of coffee beans or a side of beef is irrelevant if you can't verify whether that database entry or that blockchain is the one for the physical item you're looking at.

In that respect, with NFTs and cryptocurrencies the blockchain entry itself is the item of value, and thus can't be separated from it.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Half the people are dumber than that.

That would be if he'd be referring to the median. But what's commonly referred to as the average is the mean, and if you have 19 people with an IQ of 101 and one Farcebook user of 81, the average is 100 but there's just one below average, not half.

Although with large sample sizes with a Gaussian distribution mean and median tend to be close.

Stoneshop
Flame

Re: Dead right.

such that the combined computational effort to do a task has remained somewhat constant.

Software has been getting slower faster than the hardware has been getting faster for quite a while now, and that trend doesn't look to be stopping any time soon.

'Admin error': AWS in dead company data centre planning application snafu in Oxfordshire

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Coat

A whole new definition of 'pulling the plug' on a project!

In which case we'll have to keep Hansje Brinkers otherwise engaged at such a moment.

That wetsuit with the diving mask and the snorkel, thx.

Stoneshop

Re: Concealed planning applications

Kudos for whoever took care of that.

The fall of the previous cabinet (on an entirely different matter, and before this became public), the ensuing elections and uncommonly lengthy negotiations on forming a new coalition.

So, more or less democratic process as usual.

Stoneshop
Big Brother

Concealed planning applications

"The use of such shell companies was undoubtedly used to conceal Amazon's involvement in the planning procedure, and there could be various reasons for this. There may have been fears that the planning application might prompt an adverse reaction from those living in the area, or perhaps even have led to inflated costs if it were known that a global giant such as Amazon was involved."

Same is currently happening here in the Netherlands, FacebookMeta intends to build a datacentre near Zeewolde, Southern Flevoland, but that it are them that are behind that plan was unknown until someone involved in a tangential matter blabbed that it was FaceMeta wanting to build there.

But in contrast with Amazon a datacentre, especially a dedicated one from a giant like FaceMeta, Google or Microsoft, doesn't offer much in the way of local jobs. Of course the quality of jobs at an Amazon warehouse can be debated, but the number of bods running around in it is a fair bit larger than in a DC. Nevertheless, FaceMeta got a preferential treatment from the Minister of Economic Affairs who leaned hard on Tennet, the national energy distribution system operator, to provide them with a dedicated substation and sufficient green energy. This goes against several recommendations from civil servants at the Department of Economic Affairs that this would severely hinder the CO2 reduction goals while bringing very very little economic benefit in the form of jobs, direct and indirect. For the time being the municipal council of Zeewolde has given the green light, but this affair has triggered action to suspend that until national guidelines are in place, especially concerning area/location and energy use, and the Eerste Kamer (Upper Chamber of Parliament) has spoken against the plan. There's also the snag that half the area on which it is planned falls under the Rijksvastgoedbedrijf, the government department owning real estate, which had already put a stop on sale of agricultural area.

So, the last word hasn't been said about this matter, And in the meantime there's now a new Minister for Economic Affaiirs.

The one thing that pleases me about the choice for that particular location is that it's below sea level.

EthereumMax, a Kardashian and Floyd Mayweather Jr sued over alleged 'pump and dump' cryptocurrency scam

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: If you want to invest in crypto, don’t

In this case, nothing ventured, nothing lost.

Time, keeping track of something that you know will happen. Whether that is compensated by "I told you so" is up to you.

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: What a bunch of dopes

Their first attempt at a brand name has gone totally to pot.

Stoneshop
Coat

They should take

a potshot at another name.

Secure boot for UK electric car chargers isn't mandatory until 2023 – but why the delay?

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: all chargers?

Arduinos and PICs aren't inherently susceptible to OTA foreign code downloads. Not without tacking on some hardware to enable that.

Stoneshop
Flame

Re: all chargers?

I've got a SmartEVSE[0] charger installed. Uses a PIC 18F26K22.

[0] Its smarts are limited to sensing the mains current on the incoming feed and keeping that below the current rating for the primary fuses, so that they don't blow if the cooker hobs and the oven and the electrical boiler and the kettle and a few Magicoals are running, and then you get home plugging in the EV.

Ubuntu-on-a-phone crowd fix Google account issues in new Touch update

Stoneshop

Re: new life in dead blackberrys?

There are, as can be imagined, quite a few requests to support older and abandoned kit, but to satisfy such requests one needs coders familiar with that kit as well as having access[0] to those particular models. And having the time to work on porting.

Currently, there's quite the gap there.

[0] over the Christmas/New Year holiday a coder in Pakistan was working on porting Halium to the OnePlus 1, which for the moment looks to be left behind when that upgrade gets rolled out. The phone itself was here.

The James Webb Space Telescope has only gone and deployed its primary mirror

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: "As the agencies ticked off each JWST milestone"

the world's biggest origami project

And they even didn't invite JAXA to do that bit.