* Posts by Stoneshop

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Literally braking news: Two people hurt as not one but two self-driving space-age buses go awry

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FAIL

Re: If they'd recorded what the sensor sensed they would KNOW what caused the emergency stop.

There's a link in my reply. I suggest you open it.

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Boffin

If they'd recorded what the sensor sensed they would KNOW what caused the emergency stop.

Err, no.

The sensor sends a stream of data to some preprocessor, which turns that data into "object(s) occupying $sectors of FOV of sensor" and the stream into "object(s) closing in/moving across/moving away at $angularvelocity". Combining this with data from other sensors can turn this into "object of $size at $distance is moving towards/across/away from this vehicle at $speed" and from there the decision will be made to care or not. If you want to record what the sensors 'see' you have to record a video stream (with roughly the same FOV as its associated sensor) in parallel with the sensor data, so that an adequately trained neural net can decide whether that sensor and its processing algorithms correctly caused the action it took.

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Devil

Re: 9mph!!!

Unless, of course, the Americans of the area are incapable of walking at a walking pace. Or walking at all.

In the US, walking (outside city centers where sidewalks do exist) is essentially signing your own death warrant as you have to intrude on the Domain of the Automobile for most if not all of your journey. And if you happen to survive that you run the risk of being shot for displaying Furrin Habits.

SpaceX reveals chain of events that caused the unplanned disassembly of Crew Dragon capsule

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Boffin

Re: Mars Observer

s/could not /aren't yet able to/

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Mushroom

do people want fire that can be fitted nasally.

We techies do want fire that an be fitted (nasally or otherwise) to those marketing dorks.

Literally rings our bell: Scottish eggheads snap quantum entanglement for the first time

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Holmes

Re: Witch craft

Tailor

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FAIL

This is the register not a science journal.

And opinions are not scientifically validated theories

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Boffin

Re: Witch craft

Do all the scientists involved weigh the same as a duck?

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Boffin

Re: How entanglement really works, how to prove it

Can we also agree that I had a nice walk and a lovely cup of tea yesterday?

I had a nice cuppa too yesterday. Were they perchance entangled?

Cough up, like, 1% of your valuation and keep up the good work, says FTC: In draft privacy deal, Facebook won't have to change a thing

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Devil

Proposed settlement slammed as ‘a mosquito bite’

It's probably too much to ask for that they contract dengue, malaria, zika, chikungunya, west nile virus and yellow fever from that bite.

Train maker's coder goes loco, choo-choo-chooses to flee to China with top-secret code – allegedly

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Keeping track

I think the (largely off-the-shelf) systems they use to track packages through their distribution and delivery network are more than capable of handling rail freight.

Not really. Superficially it would work: keeping track of what's where, avoiding certain routes for specific cargo, not combining particular types of cargo and a few more such requirements.

However, there's the need for that data to be passed from the freight co to one of the infra controllers (DB Netze, ProRail, InfraBel etc.) and from them to the next, in a standard format, as well as to regional and municipal authorities (not sure if that's when needed, on demand or whether they get that data anyway). It also has to tie in with the train planning as well as the route control software.

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Re: Hacking?

I'd like to think that train systems are impossible to hack but there's always somebody on the team who won't take security seriously.

The trackside signalling is a much softer target, although you have to do so by physical access to the datacom used so just creating a mess from behind your desk in Outer Elbonia won't work without local help.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

as it would be impractical to monitor the amounts paid for these imported services to charge duty on them.

Would it? Shipping agents, and with them ports authorities, tend to know the amount, and most likely the value too, of freight unloaded at port X, the amount loaded at said port, the amount unloaded at port Y, etcetera for all ports called. And just like train cargo is charged by the ton, you charge interport cargo by weight and tack that on to the berthing fees or something.

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Trollface

Re: Fat Controller

Now, if those super cunning Yanks had solved the Travelling Salesman problem

Salesmen don't travel any more. They just sit at a computer ordering from Alibaba and let FedEx sort the local logistics.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

Can you elaborate?

In the Netherlands train distances and frequency[0] usually don't allow treating every train like the one with the longest braking distance. Apart from that those signalling rules are more about trying to keep a constant speed for freight trains[1], those not entering a tunnel if it's not clear up to at least one section past, passenger trains not entering a tunnel if there's a freight train on the opposite track, oversize or dangerous loads, etcetera

[0] we have one of the busiest railway networks in Europe, if not the busiest. And we're trying to cram some more in still. With, for the moment, signalling hardware we received through the Marshall plan, but with all kinds of computer systems tacked on to make the best of it. It has been announced that ERTMS will be coming into wider use.

[1] train drivers currently have an app for that, allowing them to not only see signals further ahead than would be visually possible, but also what kind of train is ahead of them at what speed, whether it's going to turn out or not, so that they can smoothly adjust speed if necessary, and save energy.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

Large cargo ships are simply more efficient for long routes

When not taking transit time into account, that is; if the stuff already has to go via ocean shipping anyway (no railway line from China to the US that I know of) transit time is either irrelevant or taken into account in delivery schedules. If start and end point are connected/connectable by rail that does become a viable option, depending on (expected) volume and time saved.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

Correct, but a buckled track is usually fixed within days. Low water levels tend to stay that way for weeks or even months.

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Trollface

Re: Fat Controller

In addition the 'spy' went to an automotive company,

Self-driving cars are much easier to manage if they have to stick to rails.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

and rail doesn't suffer from drought

Addendum: indirectly it does, as it doesn't have the capacity to take on all of the excess that river/canal shipping can't handle in such a situation.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

You won't see it in Europe because ships are better.

Citation needed. There are more industrial areas connected by rail than by river+canal, and rail doesn't suffer from drought, which has been quite the problem in Europe over the past few years.

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but they did that thirty years ago

More than double that: EMD built the first multi-unit locos in 1939, and multi-loco traction is basically the same as cab-plus-booster(s), technologically.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

US train makers have a long experience in such kind of transport, you won't see it for example in Europe where routes are shorter and most of it electrified, for example.

Multi-loc traction is nothing new in Europe either, with multi-current and multiple signalling standards on top of that. There are now even locomotives that are primarily electric, augmented with diesel for the last few km (industrial spurs are only rarely electrified, or just partially).

And mixing passenger and goods traffic on the same lines is much more common. Which makes for a lot of specific rules in the signalling logic if you don't want to treat every train as the slowest heaviest goods train that line might carry.

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Boffin

Re: Fat Controller

don't forget the US move a large share of goods using long and heavy cross-country freight trains

Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either. Just 'a lot', not 'a lot through innovative measures'.

Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again

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Headmaster

bread is bad for ducks.

Shouldn't affect non-existent ones.

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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Facepalm

I could train 1st line to be fluent in 'user'

If that training does not include guillotines and AK47's you're facing an uphill battle.

I had at least one helldesker who managed to turn whatever more or less meaningful problem description they got from the user into total incomprehensible gibberish. "Yesterday file was there, today there is only $otherfilename. Dhr $name know there more from" was the ENTIRE text from one of the more egregious examples. As if knowing the name of a file that was still there would allow me to divine the name of a file the user was missing.

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Holmes

Re: Where will it end?

people stop thinking

Did they ever start?

Guy is booted out of IT amid outsourcing, wipes databases, deletes emails... goes straight to jail for two-plus years

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that one that looked like venetian blinds writ large

Like this?

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FAIL

Re: Just like divorces, there's rarely a good outcome for all.

Kinda overboard when revoking the passwords/keys should work.

When dealing with the one guy who does IT in a small company:

- are you sure you have disabled ALL his access? Has he opened up some database or a file share to the outside world (because the head honcho found it would make his job, and/or that of some of the other cheeses, easier) which can't be changed or disabled because @reasons and $breakage?

- is there anyone else around to actually do that?

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Re: Both sets of wings?

Just one plus two stumps?

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Holmes

Re: on the theory that some data might be on that but not yet in the backup

Do people here really need <sarcasm> tags?

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Next question

Yeah. Really sounds like a professional outfit.

Did Polequaptewat set those cloud services up, or did he 'inherit' them from an attempt by one of the executives to get some automation going?

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Facepalm

on the theory that some data might be on that but not yet in the backup

Backups? How quaint. It's on a NAS (which might have RAID1 or even RAID5) and in the cloud, why would they need to bother with backups?

Gone in 120 seconds: Arianespace aims for stars, misses, as UAE satellite launch fails

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Re: Perhaps they should have ....

The UAE is quite cuddly with the US, and the launch part would have been no problem. It's just that the satellite itself wasn't built by RockwellLockheedMartinBoeing so there might still have been some friction that way.

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

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Boffin

Wait a second....

You mean 'microfortnight'.

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

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Coat

just open the curtains at will.

What about when he opens the curtains, and it's Peter, or Andrew standing outside?

Reach out for the healing hands... of guru Dabbs

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Angel

Re: Ah, you have "the glare"...

I've put "prayers to machine spirit" as call resolution more than a few times too.

Back in the 1980's you often saw hardcopy terminals as system consoles for VAXes (and other systems). Normally you grabbed a chair to sit at one if you had to work using one for longer than just a moment, but quite often you'd find the console room devoid of chairs for any number of reasons.

So the best position then was kneeling. Which was quite appropriate, occasionally.

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Thumb Up

Re: Ah, you have "the glare"...

"I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and reprogram you with a very large axe, got that?”

Crikey, that's FAST: China clocks 84 pulsars in 2 years using world's largest radio telescope

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Re: Acronym

As a laugh, his team presented it under, and suggested, the title Fast Alternative Rail Transport.

Back in the day, DEC had a moniker for a certain range of systems: Reliability, Adaptability, Maintainability and Performance, so RAMP.

That didn't go well[0] when Sales came visiting at Philips Eindhoven.

[0] nl: ramp --> en: disaster

YouTube mystery ban on hacking videos has content creators puzzled

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Trollface

[puts soapbox back]

Is it appropriately stripped, stained and varnished?

Suspected dark-web meth dealers caught by, er, 'using real address' when buying stamps

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Flame

These two got caught because they didn't become the cheese,

They became (the) toast instead.

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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Devil

Re: If your AI lovebot/secret rival/deadly experiment/monument-to-your-God-complex...

In case of the secret rival, the 'accidental' may not be entirely so.

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Machines should work for us, not think for us.

Although I know some people (using the term loosely here) who would definitely benefit from having a ZX81 installed. And that's with the ubiquitous wobbly RAM extension.

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Re: "Includes free Compact Disc album!"

In the days when CD's were new a guy where I worked set up a "CD lending library" where fellow workers could register their CD's and borrow each others.

I was volunteering at a record[0] library when the CD was launched, and we decided to spend a bit of spare cash on a few of those discs. IIRC we started with 80; after the first week there were about ten left on the shelf and we rather rapidly ordered another hundred or so.

[0] the black vinyl sort.

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Trollface

The one with 3 kilograms of magnets in each pocket -------->

And several manhole covers clinging to the outside.

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Re: "airborne splinters of razor-sharp shards of metal"

Angle grinder. And if you cut through the lid at right angles to the platter and near the platter axis, the moment the grinder disc hits the platter it will start spinning well in excess of its designed rotational parameters.

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Re: Or possibly

I had occasion to expose a hard drive (Seagate 600MB, one of those models with a cast metal lid as well as the body, painted black) to one of the hydraulic levelling feet of a scissor lift once. It was surprisingly hard to get it to show any damage; only after putting it on edge vertically did it manage to buckle the lid a bit. BOTE calc says there was about 3 tons pressing down on the drive.

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Re: "airborne splinters of razor-sharp shards of metal"

it grinds my gears that no matter how enthusiastic you are with a hammer - you still end up paying some twat with a WEE(?) certificate , because he's "qualified".

At work a couple of years ago there was a pile of defective 42" display screens. Their contracted disposal company refused to take them because there was no storage inside[0][1], so they kept sitting in a corner of a storage room until that room had to be emptied because of a move. Suggesting that I could deal with the correct disposal was greeted with enthousiasm, and after disposing of a bunch of failed capacitors, replacing them with fresh ones, the need for further disposal was entirely nulled.

[0] the contract stated that they were to appropriately dispose of data processing gear containing storage.

[1] without even opening them up I could have told them there would be at least one EEPROM inside.

You're not Boeing to believe this, but... Another deadly 737 Max control bug found

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FAIL

Re: Let's get real

It wasn't the 'green' box the airlines (and Boeing) wanted to tick, it was the 'fuel efficiency' box. Fuel costs money. Planes consuming more fuel per passenger-mile than their competitors tend to cause strong incentives to get replacements that instead consume less than their competitors. Aircraft manufacturers prefer these replacement to be theirs, and airlines prefer to fly a fleet that's as homogeneous as feasible, given their routes, as it reduces crew training. Hence an existing model upgraded tends to be preferred over a spiffy new model.

And it's not 'climate change'. 'Climate catastrofe' is where it's going.

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Holmes

"The safety of our airplanes is Boeing’s highest priority,"

Them staying on the ground in a parking area or maybe even moved to one of the desert storage airfields is provably much safer than having them flying around, with or without MCAS.

Brexit: Digital border possible for Irish backstop woes, UK MPs told

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FAIL

Re: @Loyal Commenter

"Negotiations with the US are going to involve agreements only on things that benefit the US"

That is not trade and so blatantly wrong that you need to look up reciprocity.

You haven't looked at any of the trade 'deals' the Orange Turnip has been coercing their 'partner(s)' into, after ripping up ones that were indeed more or less reciprocal.

And then slapping tariffs on Mexico even when his 'best deal for both' states there will be none.