* Posts by Jon 29

6 posts • joined 2 Oct 2009

What's worth more in Startup Land? Popularity or cash?

Jon 29
Boffin

Friends

A large group of friends (read: partners) can help you get the word out, and cash thence. Getting friends is (largely) free, after all.

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Jimbo asks online folk to play nice, be civil

Jon 29
Joke

OMG I think I have a solution!

All personal computers are heretoforthwith to be supplied with a cartoon boxing-glove-on-a-spring that can be activated remotely via the interwibble by anyone against whom a slight is made.

OK, so maybe that's a bit harsh. How about the remote InstaCrash hard drive feature that - you guessed it - enables the jilted web user to wreak his revenge on online meanies by zapping their disk!!!!!!!111 C'mon. wouldn't that be great?

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Boffins 'write directly to memory' of living brains

Jon 29

Ahh

This explains everything, from the funny lumps on my head to my fear of women ...

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NASA tweaks killer asteroid's trajectory of death

Jon 29
Joke

@ Andy Burgess

I don't believe the dinosaurs kept records of celestial obejcts ...

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Sony pulls plug on cabled power

Jon 29
Jobs Horns

C'mon, you know you want one

Yes, it's currently wasteful, harmful and probably not very good, but - no more wires! Admit it, we'll all get one when it goes on sale.

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World's first button-less, gesture-based remote launched

Jon 29
Happy

Abracadabra!

Needs voice-recognition for extra 'ness.

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