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Half of Twitter's 'active users' are SILENT STALKERS

Peter Storm

Only 44%?

Still, it's nice to know there's something for everyone on the interwebs.

Even those with an over inflated sense of their own importance and the sycophants who grovel before them.

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HTC One M8: Reg man takes spin in Alfa Romeo of smartphone world

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My boss always used to have BMWs and he's a complete wanker, but this time he's got himself a Range Rover. It is a "Sport" though, so he's not really stepping out of character.

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Artists install Monty Python silly walk signs in Norwegian town

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'Ello, Miss?

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Win XP holdouts storm eBay and licence brokers, hiss: Give us all your Windows 7

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Re: Viruses and malware

"If you delete someone's site by accident?"

Ah, so that's what happened to the NATO site

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Not so shiny shiny: MWC in a post-affluent iPhone world

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Re: Good point

Well I suppose we already have the Jesus phone, so I suppose this would be the Antichrist phone.

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Google! and! Facebook! IDs! face! Yahoo! login! BAN!

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"another service other than Flickr for sharing photos"!

I would recommend having a look at ipernity.

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Antarctic glacier 'melted JUST as fast LONG before human carbon emissions'

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Re: Yeah, right

Yeah, those bloody weasels.

Bastards!

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Samsung flings sueball at Dyson for 'intolerable' IP copycat claim

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Yes, but probably not for very long if it's made by Samsung

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Apple’s Mac turns 30: How Steve Jobs’ baby took its first steps

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Trollface

A little

but then so does Linux

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WHY do phone cams turn me into a clumsy twat with dexterity of an elephant?

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Re: Personally i think...

Have you been to many music festivals lately? A lot of the people there are way older than him, and that includes the performers too.

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Sofas with a roof and Star Trek seating: The future of office furniture?

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cylindrical affair with clear glass panels

"that lets everyone know you’re having a meeting, but not what you’re talking about – lip reading (and laser beams picking up vibrations from the windows) notwithstanding"

Just make sure HAL isn't watching you.

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TWO can play this 64-bit mobile game, says Samsung, crossly

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" Apple user's are not smart people"

Made my day, thanks.

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Marissa Mayer causes controversy after KEEPING HER KIT ON

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Re: Vogue has never been stylish

"Also, WTF is Yahoo! I've never seen it"

It's the company that bought flickr and have been doing their level best to completely fuck it up ever since.

Completely agree about Vogue btw. Utter garbage.

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Apple will swap fanbois' killer phoney phone chargers for legit adapters

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Trollface

How true

You only have to look at Samsung gear

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From Russia with no love: Prez Putin dubs Ed Snowden 'unwanted gift'

Peter Storm

Exactly,

and Putin implied just that in in his statement.

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Is your Apple gadget made of human misery and eco-ruin?

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Trollface

I love the smell of troll bait in the morning!

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Daddy-o, you're all wet... baffled by your own kids on the web - survey

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Facepalm

If only there were some sort of engine for searching for the meanings of all these acronyms that that these young beatniks are employing. Somewhere on the interweb that you could type these things in and with the mere press of a key, be presented with answers and meanings for all things.

Maybe in the future this will be possible.

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Blind activist Chen given spyware-laden iPad and iPhone

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Happy

"stupid as joe public outside that relm"

Made my day.

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Nokia Lumia 925: The best Windows Phone yet

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Happy

Twas worth reading

just for the word "dandled".

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Apple: iOS7 dayglo Barbie makeover is UNFINISHED - report

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Trollface

Crikey! So all the men in your office are gay then?

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How to destroy a brand-new Samsung laptop: Boot Linux on it

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How true. It's the difference between perceived quality and actual quality.

People buy French cars because they think they're good, when in actual fact they're total junk.

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'Perfect' INVISIBLE SHED stuns boffinry world

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Coat

Everybody remember where we parked

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ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

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Re: Yeah, but what if Hitler appears live, opening the Olympics?

He already did...in 1936.

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"England v England. You don't care who wins"

At least, being England and not Scotland, we'd win something.

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Apple iPad 4 Wi-Fi only tablet review

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Re: I expected to read a review....

Well if I were you, I wouldn't buy one then eh?

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Fans' loyalty questioned as iPhone popularity plummets

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I think Apple's glory days may be over unless...

they can come up with something new and different. A "must have" new product. As with the original iPhone or the iPad.

I'm no Apple fanboi and I only got my 3GS a few years ago purely because the Ordinance Survey map app I wanted was only available on iOS at the time. I must say that it has been a really good piece of kit (apart from the battery life).

I only decided to replace it because my daughter's phone was on its last legs and her MP3 player had died.

When I looked at the iPhone 5, I just wasn't that impressed. I mean it looks nice and I'm sure it performs well, but would have cost me a fair bit extra on my contract for doing more or less exactly what my old phone did, just a bit quicker.

In the end I got a 4GS. Hardly any difference in spec from the 5, and less money a month on my contract.

Apple need to be careful and not rest on their laurels. I'm thinking of another fruit based company who had a "must have" mobile product a little while back.

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Freesat downs own website after Downton quickie

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Game Of Thrones

That is all.

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APPLE: SCREW YOU, BRITS, everyone else says Samsung copied us

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Re: Hmmm

I do.

But then I do work of a fridge manufacturer.

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Peter Storm

Re: Called it

"They should've linked to goatse instead of the actual rulings"

That, or Rickrolled em'

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Renault Clio IV and R-Link Android console hands-on preview

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Re: Renault

The French seem to have taken over the mantle of producing the worlds most unreliable cars from the Italians (who actually make quite good cars these days).

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Fujitsu assigns team of women to design PC for women

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Re: "Feminine Pink "?

And "Luxury Brown" as opposed to "Bottom of the Barrel Brown" or "Shit-heap Brown"?

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McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, says Home Secretary

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Re: His real crime

How true.

All these idiots have succeeded in doing is make themselves look like even bigger idiots by kicking up such a bloody fuss about it.

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Sky support dubs Germany 'Hitler's country'

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WTF?

Re: Customer Service...

"Murdoch just called Charlotte Church, former Crimewatch presenter Jacqui Hames and actor Hugh Grant."scumbag celebrities"

Pot, kettle, black?

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Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

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Re: There's nothing wrong with cultural sensitivity

"Cuddly toys are offensive in the UK"

Yeah, the f**cking Generation Game has got a lot to answer for!

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Also, these idiots don't even know their own religion. The Bible never mentions an apple. It's just the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

Those wacky God-botherers , what will they get up to next.

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That horrendous iPhone empurplement - you're holding it wrong

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Re: I despair, I really do...

Judging by the phone snaps that I've seen from some people, a big splodge of purple would actually improve them no end.

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Brave copper single-handedly chases 'suspicious' Moon

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Brave copper single-handedly chases 'suspicious' Moon

That's no moon! oh, hang on...

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Eric Schmidt: Ha ha, NO Google maps app for iPhone 5

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If you go to my business address on street view it shows a house down the road a way. Google maps shows it in someone else's garden.

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Re: What's in it for GOOG?

"plenty of people are finding Windows Phone to be a better experience"

Actually I have to agree with you. I don't own a Windows phone myself, and I was a bit sceptical about them, but our company recently bought ten Lumia 800s for the engineers. All the new company phones come to me first to have their emails set up. I must admit I was quite impressed.

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Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

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Re: Can we send Lewis to The Isle of Lewis and leave him there?

Could send him to Rockall maybe.

As the saying goes: "There's f**k all on Rockall"

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Now Apple cuts back on Samsung displays

Peter Storm

Camera, hard drive, radio & TV, for your info. The hard drive and the camera both gave up the ghost just after the warranty ran out. The TV just had really dreadful sound and would reset itself randomly.

Coincidently, I was speaking to someone the other day that was complaining that their digital camera had just died, a few weeks after the guarantee was up. Was it a Samsung" I asked. Yes, he replied. How did you know that?

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Or it could be a quality issue-

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-20121897-37/iphone-4s-users-seeing-yellowish-screen-tint/

Wouldn't surprise me. Everything Samsung I've ever owned has been shit quality.

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LONDON iPHONE 5 MADNESS: 'You must be CRAZY to buy Apple'

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Re: Each to their own I guess

Especially when you find out the hypocritical prick actually owned an iphone.

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iPhone 5 has 'laser keyboard, holographic images'

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Re: Typical American News Story ...

How very true. They do the same with their version of history.

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South Korea probes 'mobe patent bully-boy' Samsung

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Re: Samsung not Sammy

Yes, you should be using "the maker of knockoff iphones".

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iPhone 5 wait drives record Samsung smartphone sales

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Re: Nonsense fake numbers...

"When your old enough to use a Real Smartphone then you should be aloud to comment on news forums."

Made my day...

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Samsung: We can't find any child labour at our Chinese contractor

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Re: Please stop.

I'll second that, it's getting bloody irritating.

How about "the maker of knock-off iphones" instead.

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Now Apple wants Samsung S III, Galaxy Notes off the shelves too

Peter Storm

Re: Apply this logic to cars

There you go. See what happened there? All those thumbs down for stating actual facts.

Please refrain from this as It's not what the rabid hysterical foaming at the mouth brigade want to read.

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Customers dumping Samsung phones in wake of Apple suit

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Re: SAMSUNG!! apple....

WTF is "floored approach" when it's at home.

And yes, I agree with the last reply. You do seem like a complete idiot.

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"Chances are they are just trading in"

Or perhaps they're buying different phones now they've discovered just how cheap and crappy Samsung phones are.

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