He's not a Mossad agent, he's just a very naughty boy!
171 posts • joined 2 Oct 2009
He's not a Mossad agent, he's just a very naughty boy!
"Things bend if you try to bend them"
That's very true. My brother in law once managed to bend a Triumph Stag around a tree.
Something about leading a Norse to water? Oh I don't know, too early on a Monday morning to think properly.
I get you point, and yes, Canon are very good at marketing their gear, but I have one of those red ringed zoom lenses, and I can testify that it's a f***ing great piece of kit, and unlike the Apple watch, the guts are definitely not the same as in the cheaper version.
Are you sure this site isn't secretly a selection process for the Golgafrincham B Ark?
The last one I had told me they had detected a problem with my windows.
I tried to tell him that my widows were all working fine. They were double glazed, they all opened and closed really nicely and were really sparkling as I'd just had them cleaned.
He seemed to get very irate at this point so I started laughing to try and lighten the mood. Unfortunately this only seemed to make him more upset and he hung up.
Only if it can produce 1.21 gigawatts.
Elect a new PM. This one's a bit of a dick.
"Who waits for the last minute to buy a new disc" Me, when I notice it's the first day of the month and suddenly think "Shit! I haven't taxed the bloody car yet".
It's just the new Apple Bananaphone
"However, being transported in a user's pocket is a normal use-case for a phone."
Not, I would argue, if you're a big fat bastard and you sit on it.
Of course it must be Apple's fault. My daughter ran over her iPad in her Volkswagen Passat estate loaded with gear and the BLOODY SCREEN CRACKED! It still went on working fine though, but hey, c'mon Apple, people drive over their i devices every day surely.
Dead right about Aston Martin, especially the convertibles. My boss has one and he'd make Piers Morgan look cool.
A real wankermobile.
Edit: Unless it's a classic like a DB5 or similar of course.
That maybe true, but making that 10 grand probably consisted of doing next to fuck all.
That's probably the highest ever percentage use of the word "snark" in written statement.
and only the ones that are lucky enough to have frickin lasers on their heads
A quantum chicken would have both crossed the road and not crossed the road therefore eliminating the need for crossing at all as it would be on both sides at once and on neither side. There was no sign of it when the police arrived because of the observer effect, as as any fule kno.
This is true. A couple of weeks ago I had to buy in another new PC for our company. Usually I go for HP workstations but everything that didn't come with the Windows 8 abomination was hugely over specced (and priced). Had a choice with Lenovos with Win 7 pro loaded. Seems like a good solid PC too.
That's not all they'll need to look out for.
Meet the new boss same as the old boss.
Ah yes I remember those coke bottle and milk bottle phones. Made a bit of a bulge in the pocket but the milk bottle phone was dead handy if you got into a punch up.
$6.3m manufacturing cost price. $36m selling price.
A couple of months ago I had a call from someone in our upstairs offices. "My computer won't come back to life. I've tried moving the mouse and pressing keys but the screen just stays blank".
Once I turned his monitor back on it was just fine.
Equating vaping with the use of class A drugs is ridiculous.
Completely different things, a bit like "pore" and "pour".
when it asked him to insert his pin...
The last Greenpeace person I heard on the TV was one of the ones the Russians had banged up for a while. He was going on about trying to stop them "drilling in the artic". Though why he was so worried about them drilling holes in a truck wasn't made clear.
I'll see you on the holodeck.
I live just a few miles outside Bristol, It's the only place that fills me with dread at the thought of having to drive there.
"Without any fanfare yesterday, Cupertino started touting the new super duper lightweight 'puter."
"It comes complete with a slightly faster processor and, well, not much else."
Just a wild guess here, but maybe the second line kinda explains the lack of fanfare maybe?
to a blind bat
Still, it's nice to know there's something for everyone on the interwebs.
Even those with an over inflated sense of their own importance and the sycophants who grovel before them.
My boss always used to have BMWs and he's a complete wanker, but this time he's got himself a Range Rover. It is a "Sport" though, so he's not really stepping out of character.
"If you delete someone's site by accident?"
Ah, so that's what happened to the NATO site
Well I suppose we already have the Jesus phone, so I suppose this would be the Antichrist phone.
I would recommend having a look at ipernity.
Yeah, those bloody weasels.
Yes, but probably not for very long if it's made by Samsung
but then so does Linux
Have you been to many music festivals lately? A lot of the people there are way older than him, and that includes the performers too.
"that lets everyone know you’re having a meeting, but not what you’re talking about – lip reading (and laser beams picking up vibrations from the windows) notwithstanding"
Just make sure HAL isn't watching you.
Made my day, thanks.
"Also, WTF is Yahoo! I've never seen it"
It's the company that bought flickr and have been doing their level best to completely fuck it up ever since.
Completely agree about Vogue btw. Utter garbage.
You only have to look at Samsung gear
and Putin implied just that in in his statement.
I love the smell of troll bait in the morning!
If only there were some sort of engine for searching for the meanings of all these acronyms that that these young beatniks are employing. Somewhere on the interweb that you could type these things in and with the mere press of a key, be presented with answers and meanings for all things.
Maybe in the future this will be possible.
Made my day.
just for the word "dandled".
Crikey! So all the men in your office are gay then?