31 posts • joined 30 Sep 2009
To get more information out of the RSPCA we need to .....
..... badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Links to Kitten videos on Youtube could be another option.
I'm on the train...
...... and on the seat opposite, it looks as though someone has "accidently" forgotten to take a whole UK Government agency with them.
It is marked "property of Charles Farr", does any one know how to return it to it's owner ?
As "ruskie" (the poster above) says.....
...this was bound to happen.
So shall we have an office pool sweep stake on which websites will be on the ban hammer list for the sake of the children.
Wimmin of Newcastle.......
"..Nutz clarified that medieval women didn't wear knickers, and that underpants "were considered a symbol of male dominance and power"....
The archetypal ladette's of Newcastle don't wear knickers and certainly don't adhere to the male dominance and power theory of the Archaelogists.
If I was drunk and I heard this....
..... I'd be thinking it was the beer talking.
I'm not here for the tech...
....I only read this site for the NSFW stories and the Paris Hilton angle.
The Chinese hacked the PC this report was created
and publicly denounced it's findings before it was official unveiled
So when the boot is on the other foot....
.....big business don't like copyright or the hassle of finding out who owns something.
Can amateur creators get ISPs to block access to big business websites via the mechanisms established by *IAA cartels ?
As long as the time period of creator's death + extra years their heirs get to make dosh from that work is observed, then anyone including the British Library can make moolah from it.
Inspector Gadget angle
"Go go gadget!"
And we all know the Senator's real concern is .........
"When Phorm started collecting data, there was uproar. When Amazon announced the same thing, it seemed as if no one cared.
But at least one US congressman does,"
<read between lines>
I don't want Amazon to help me find my porn stash more quickly.
</read between lines>
"If the revolution wasn't televised, would they be likely to notice it?"
They wouldn't be able to download the TV show of it, for a start.
Were the pics supplied by Apples lawyers ......
.....and are they photoshopped ?
I'd feel sorry for successful Train robbers....
..... as they build up stockpiles of Acer laptops and won't be able to shift them on.
I wonder what Confucius would say....
The nipple ....
....will be on the TIT who'll be using the ThinkPad.
Obviously from Unix process management......
kill -9 -1
To celebrate the success of the investigation....
.....they went and bought celebratory Doughnuts !!!
Never mind mirrors on monitors to see who's coming up behind you...
Depending on the type of websites you could visit and be interactive with, I'd never been a fan of mirrors placed above and behind the computer,
Oh the images you'd see in the mirror, I'm shuddering already.
To work at Greggs.....
.....shurely, you have to fulfill the following criteria:
1) Look like Rebecca Addlington.
2) If female, have a moustache.
3) Appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Family Guy episode material
I've got a sneaky suspicion that this may end up in a future Family Guy episode with Meg doing a G.I. Jane or Private Benjamin mickey take.
The Reg on Sunday....
....brilliant idea you've got there!
Proper investigative journalism and El' Reg does the occasional tit story.
It's one thing to complain about one less rag to wipe your arse with.....
..... and then to use the "Thumb Up" icon in the same post about wiping your arse.
You can always watch the films "Hackers" or "The Net"...
...until a better movie is made.
Coat ? ...Mine's the one with copies of Miss Congeniality 1 + 2 in the pockets.
Why don't the Police follow the bread crumb like trail....
.....of discarded porn mags rotting in bushes of the UK's most wooded country.
Ah the good old days of finding ripped out rotting pics of Page 3 girls down the woods when I were a teenager.
Someone's got to say it.....
..... "Will anyone think of Paris Hilton?"
I'm worried that if this idea gets the go ahead, the El Reg "Paris" icon will be barred !
Mines the long trench coat and I'm wearing no trousers!
Since Ubuntu is being put into Tablets.....
..... I got my Suppository prescription and the Ubuntu Tablet mixed up.
The only good thing to come of this, is that I've perfected my John Wayne walk.
Paris: coz if Ubuntu gets put into her then, well, the touch button option might be interesting to test.
Do I as say, not as I do.....
"We have sued Power to prevent Power - a third party with unknown security safeguards and data use practices"
Surely this is an oxymoron of Facebook, if there ever was one.
...in this context means, bring a subject matter to someone's attention.
Can adults be affected by a cartoon pig ?
Well some people might believe they should dress like Porky the Pig.
NSFW video (Mature) -> http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/selwyn_porky_piggin_it
My laptop is not affected by this at all
....I can't install the OS on my chuffing Phillips Freevent laptop. Even if I could, I'd have to blacklist the built in Wifi.
So I'll just have to patch my desktop when the fix arrives.
When Labour loses at the next election....
.....and she's out on her backside.
Do you think she'll eat humble pie and work the streets.....
.....as a local political agent knocking on people's doors.
Paris, coz she's a professional prostitute and she's created her own marketing video showing her products and service offerings
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