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* Posts by Crazy Goat Man Al

19 posts • joined 29 Sep 2009

Motorola minimum-wage sheriffs ride in to SAVE the HIGH STREET

Crazy Goat Man Al
Happy

Re: Looks like a gimmick to me.

Talking toaster count me in:

I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.

See http://www.geocities.ws/danhiggins3/toastcontent/dwarftoast.html for full extract ;)

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All your audio, video kit is about to become OBSOLETE

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Great chavs get chavier

"if you're coming up along someone, the external exhaust note will sound like a dump truck, and maybe they'll move over a little faster"

Is it just me who waits a little longer if somebody tries to bully you out of the way? Come up behind me to a sensible distance and next gap I will move over, come up behind me sit on my bumper flash your lights and gun your engine and I will stay put for as long as possible!!

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Victory on mobile belongs to Google in 2013

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Re: Using Android reminds me why I stick with the iPhone...

Well the two British ones maybe! But my golf does 12k a year, is 25 and had one advisory (a windscreen chip) on the last mot! Bullet proof!

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Re: Using Android reminds me why I stick with the iPhone...

Csumpi totally agree give me a car pre 1990 over the shit they makes these days everytime. 2 of mine are from the 70's and one from the 80's! Oh you were taking the proverbial, but I bet mine will last longer than the stuff they are making these days!!

Agree though that all phones are pretty similar these days there isn't much to choose unless you want to nail your colours to either mast.

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Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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Happy

Yeah snow!

Can't wait love snow. Will dust down the sledge :)

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Amazon refudiates Apple 'app store' trademark suit

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Happy

Sausage!!!

Sausage?! SAUSAGE?!!!!! Oh, blast your eyes!

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Lads from Lagos pop up in Libya

Crazy Goat Man Al
Black Helicopters

My favourite one was this:

This is HTML source of message you composed. Do not modify here. To modify this message press HTML Messages Editor button.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION

FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

Federal Bureau Of Investigation.

FBI-Washington Field Office

601 4th Street, NW

Washington, DC 20535

Website: www.fbi.gov

It has been discovered that your contract/inheritance/winning FUND was about being transferred to an unknown account under your name. This

attempt was perpetrated by someone who claims to be working for you, and that you have given him due authority to have the FUND moved to

the account specified below:

SOUTHWESTERN FEDERAL CREDIT UNION

WESCORP 924 OVERLAND COURT

SAN DIMAS, CA 91772. USA.

ACCOUNT NUMBER: 322079133

ABA/ROUTING NUMBER: 1220-41-21-9

SHARETYPE NO.: 25

FINAL CREDIT HABIB FENZI AND CO. (Beneficiary).

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I.) waded in after being alerted by the supposed bank. We investigated and found that there is a

possible money laundering activity in play.The FUND US$10,500,000.00(Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) was found to

be deposited in Bank of America in your name pending your consent to have it transferred to the new account indicated above. It was further

revealed that initial FUND transfer originated from Nigeria to England and now here in Bank of America in USA.

These transfers did not follow due process in line with the international FUND transfer rules and regulation.Consequently,we suspect this

be a terrorism funding, drug related fund deposit and/or money laundering. As stated above, the FUND has your name on it; and you must have

it cleared of any connection with any of these illegal activities.Be informed that FAILURE to have this cleared out will attract a JAIL

TERM.We will not hesitate to visit the full weight of the law upon you if you do not clear this fund.There is every indication that you are

involved in this shady deal.

Finally, you are expected to have the CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtain from where the FUND originated from to have you and your fund cleared. Only

then shall we release your FUND as clean money devoid of any illegality, and you will be free of any involvement. To this end, you are to

contact Mr. Peter Anderson of the Anti Graft Department of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (E.F.C.C.) Nigeria and have the

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL of TRANSFER (DIST) CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtained. Contact him through this direct email

address: efcc.antigraftnigeria@qatar.io .Note that you have 72hrs to obtain this crucial Documentation.

This has to be cleared!

You are warned!

Faithfully Yours

Robert S. Mueller III

FBI Director

Federal Bureau Of Investigation.

FBI-Washington Field Office

601 4th Street, NW

Washington, DC 20535

www.fbi.gov

Note that they arent asking for money, threatening me with jail if i dont reply! Helicopters because thats what the fbi will need to get me here in the UK

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Google not normal for Norfolk

Crazy Goat Man Al
Joke

Obviously

You cant use google if you dont have electricity

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UK.gov convinces just 2,000 Mancunians to join ID card trial

Crazy Goat Man Al
FAIL

Re Thecowking

Actuall its 0.08% so considerably greater than 0.0001% but good point well made

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UK fatties demand 'hate crime' status for lardo-baiting

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And i think you'll find it is

"Someone being beaten up should be a crime," commented Szrodecki

No need for extra ledgislation and laws and red tape. It is a crime, stop eating the doughnuts and walk down to the police station and report it. Standard punishment these days due to the over crowded jails and liberals is a free playstation in the hope the offenders will be to busy play gta to bother committing crimes in the real world

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DARPA, Microsoft, Lockheed team up to reinvent TCP/IP

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Re Cyfaill

A paid saboteur could not achieve as much damage as the implementation of Microsoft at any level of a secure system... why do you think they were not in on the development of the internet in the first place.

If by the Internet you are talking about Arpanet, the main reason, for me anyway, why microsoft where not involved was bacause that was happening in the late 60's (68 i believe) and microsoft was founded in the mid 70's (75 I believe).

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Landmark ISP piracy case could kick thousands offline

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FAIL

Re Worldwide implications

If you read the article he tells you why he thinks that

Again, a victory in Australia could see a number of carbon copy cases being mounted in other jurisdictions.

He thinks that the film companies will try the same in other jurisdictions and get the same result. NOT that the result in australia will apply world wide.

muppet

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iPhone saves woman from bear

Crazy Goat Man Al

OK I am holding a book

time of the first

Bear attack theres an app for that comment

Or someother such nonsense

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Cambridgeshire makes road charge last resort

Crazy Goat Man Al
Unhappy

Re Give people a viable public transport

Totally agree going to newcastle for a stag do next month. Tried booking a train ticket 2 months ago was about £106 return. My car 10 year old disiel will do the 450 miles in about £45 of fuel. And driving will take about 1hour less time.

Come on people i DONT WANT TO DRIVE, but I cant really afford an extra £55 pounds thats over double the price.

It gets even more rediculous when you factor in that the single ticket was 50p less. Therefore if they can sell me the return for 50p why does the outbound journey costs so much??

Thats right they want to make as much money of those that drive. And those that choose not too. Win Win

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Child porn threat to airport's 'virtual strip search' scanners

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Re Anonymous Coward 14th Oct 14:32 GMT

Now come on mate thats just not fair. You are using logic, and facts and science to prove your point. Not scare mongering and half trurths some bloke told you down the pub.

I for one dont see what the fuss is about. You get padded down or you go in the booth. Both are intrusive. If you dont like it dont fly. I would prefer to go in the booth. For me thats a lot less intrusive and its hardly a quality image, whats the big deal ???

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Helpdesk Heroes or unappreciated geeks?

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Happy

Now i'm not in support but

As i work in computers my friends and especially family think that thats all I am good for.

My favorite one was when my big sister rang me up. She had just had an email from her friend in australia asking her if she could ask me why her copy of office wasnt working. No other details. Just office isnt working.

I think my response was somewhere along the lines of how the fcuk should I know.

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OMG US states to ban txting + driving

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RE The BigYin

I totally agree that you shouldnt drive whilst on the phone. The phone call gets the attention not the driving. The point being was that all you should need is some decent scientific studies to show that you concetration is diminished, so where arround akin to drink driving and just use the existing law.

That said this governement and scientific studies is as bad as this government and thinking up new laws. So its hardly win win.

I just personally think less laws are better than more, and lot of politicos think more laws are better.

That said I conceed the point that it a lot less open for interpretation

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Unhappy

re Thomas Bottrill

How do US states not already have a law like this?

You are not thinking like a politico.

It makes no difference whether or not you already have laws in place, at least here in the uk. Thinking up stupid new laws is a good way to show the population just how brillant you are and how you are doing you best to protect them. And hence why you need a payrise, moat and £3million office refurbishment.

We have a driving without due care and attention law, but they still banned the mobile phone.

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Facebook kills 'Kill Obama' poll

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Re Steve 26

You forgot

C: All of the above

and

D: Hes my son and a love him very much, but YES

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