* Posts by RISC OS

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Google follows Amazon with auto-encryption of cloud data

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FAIL

Who wrote this article?

The BBC Technology Editors?

This provides no reasurance... google is the NSA's bitch. They'll decrypt the data for the feds and the langley people when ever they are asked to.

Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

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Re: Probably

You thinking only works if the parachute works, and that also nothing heavy falls off

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Probably

Some kid sending her barbie doll into space with a camera so that she have her 15 minutes of fame... so many kids doing this these days...once the first person gets sued by yanks becuase it falls on someone head and kills them this kind of thing will stop.

Buy a household 3D printer, it'll pay for itself in months!

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The first thig I would make if I had a 3d printer

would be 3d rubbish bin to throw the crap in.

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The kind of people....

that can afford to buy that iSh!t stuff probably don't want to print the stuff themselves, they want to buy branded crap.

Beam me up? Not in the life of this universe

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Joke

And isn't DNA in itself highly compressed like a zipfile?

Yeah the people who discovered DNA realised it's a "...highly compressed like a zipfile..." because an anoying popup appeared over the DNA they were looking at telling them that this is trialware DNA, and that if they want to upgrade to full DNA it will cost 19 USD.

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Re: Compression

4.85 years.... great improvement... and that is just to the moon

Ubuntu 13.10 to ship with Mir instead of X

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Re: Linux Graphics... is rubbish

You comment is exaclly what I wanted to say... everyone bangs on about linux... that if you don't like something code something yourself... change it.... when someone does everyone moans about them doing just that. Same as with desktops.... for years I have been seeing linux users moan about not just copying windows and that the desktop should be pushed ina different direction... and what happens when everyone does this? Moaning that they are now different from what people had before

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Re: Ubuntu, the Maralinga of Canonical's nuclear testing

Watch the latest version of Linux Action show to learn why Canonical want mir

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Thank god for alan partridge

For let me know what moriband is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktcwup503I

Microsoft: Still using Office installed on a PC? Gosh, you squares

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Office 365 SKUs

Editor, there's a typo... it's spelt SUKs

Texas teen jailed for four months over sarcastic Facebook comment

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Re: Get rich or die tryin' as one talentless rapper once said

When you have learnt to read, try reading what Don Jefe said... numpty

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Re: Get rich or die tryin' as one talentless rapper once said

Two points:

1: I never said the victim - try learning to read.

2: They are there to prevent crime, do you know what prevention is?

You really, truly, are an idiot if you believe what you just wrote.

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Get rich or die tryin' as one talentless rapper once said

The american dream... become fat and sue the company that made the food for emotonal distress and damage, have an accident and sue everyone who may have been at fault for emotonal distress and damage, or get arrested and sue the police - for false arrest causing emotonal distress and damage...

...and never have to work again for the rest of your life.

Shame for the kid... but if the police had done nothing and he had of done something, the police would be sued by ever victims family for emotonal distress and damage to the tune of 100s of millions per victim... I guess it's just cheaper to arrest the kid... if it all goes pear shaped, you only get sued once

Fitbit Flex wristband: What to wear out when wearing yourself out

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Re: Why?

For people that go running... not for over-weight nerds sitting infront of a computer 24/7.

The same way these runners look at linux or pi and go "Why?"

Or when that car customiser drivers past me in matt black car with glowing wheels and music so loud the speakers shake the car, I go "Why?"

US Navy coughs $34.5m for hyper-kill railgun that DOESN'T self-destruct

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Where are the green vapour circles?

Like arnie had in erazor? Aren't rail guns supposed zo futuristic weapons... that looked like something from the 60s

Windows 8 apps pass 100K, Windows 8 passes Vista

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Do we really want people who make sites like these...

...filling up the windows app store with apps?

http://www.lingscars.com/

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http://i1.wp.com/www.globalwebfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/8th-worst-website-of-2013.jpg

Windows 8.1: Here at last, but is it good enough?

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Re: First experiences

I agree if ms want punters to buy windows 8 tablets and laptops they should subsidize the touchscreen... currently you either buy a good laptop without a touchscreen or a bad spec laptop/tablet with touch screen that can't do any serious work.

Facebook slurped phone numbers says Norton

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Hmm...

"...they did not use or process the phone numbers and have deleted them from their servers..."

Was this before or after prism had access to the data?

What's the difference between GEEKS and NERDS?

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Nerds are american...

...geeks are world wide

Windows 8.1: So it's, er, half-speed ahead for Microsoft's Plan A

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Re: Let me get this right...

I've been using win 8 for 6 months... I have yet to experience this "jarring" that people refer to.

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Re: If car manufacturers were to do the same...

So your with the "bring back the crank shaf" brigade, and the "don't drive anywhere at more than 2 miles an hour so that you don't run over the guy with the flag" nutters... and lets not forget how everyone was upinarms about cars getting rid of the choke...

luddites

Microsoft talks up devices, Windows 8.1 at developer shindig

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I like windows 8...

I happy with these changes... I think what stopped windows 8 from taking off is a disconnection with the real world... not everyone lives in a mansion in silicon valle or has more than 1 computer... people had to chose between a laptop that did everything or a tablet with a touch screen that can't do much more than a phone. If people only have one the space/need for one computer they aren't going to buy a windows 8 slab.

MS need to start living in the real world and see that most people earn less before tax in the whole life time than most MS employees pay in tax each month. I saw MS idea for a new games console with hugh speakers placed a round a room... sorry balmer but most people don't live in a pad with enough spare rooms to make one of them just for gaming... same with computers most people don't have several... children don't have touch screens in their bedrooms so that they can talk with their 80 year old rich grandparents over skype... and going outside with my laptop to start dancing to click click click noise it makes is a sure way to end up in traction... and the need to buy a new laptop.

Ex-inmate at Chinese prison: We made airline headsets

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Tasers when not up to standards...

...maybe we should introduce such a scheme for MPs

Julian Assange: I'm quite happy to sleep on Ecuador's sofa FOREVER

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The question is...

... is the Ecuadorian embassy happy to let him sleep on the sofa forever?

Either someone will have to pay for them or his dirt on Ecuador hat better be really good... you know the dirt he said he would release if they didn't take him in ;)

Jailed LulzSec hacker Cleary coughs to child porn images, will be freed soon

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Re: The Asperger's Syndrome sufferer

My stepson has aspergers, lawyers should stop using it as a reason for crime... especially pedos.

Are there any hackers who don't have child porn on their computers? He's not the first.... strange that you didn't mention that.

Wikimedia edges closer to banishing Wikitext

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This will be useful...

... it will help people add to the ever expanding cesspit of information about tv shows and every character that has even been on the show, isn't wikipedia just on online guide to tv shows?

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"...make it possible to contribute to its various projects without having to learn WikiText..."

No... what is needed to make it possible for people to contribute text is if the "editors" - the 30 something virgins who still live in their mum's house and the 13 yr. olds who think they know more about physics than brian cox, because of (ironically), what they have read on wikipedia - wouldn't revert everything within 2 minutes under the vandalism label, just because they don't agree with it.

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Re: With any luck

A replacemnet for tinymce? Never heard of aloha?

How Microsoft shattered Gnome's unity with Windows 95

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Re: I'm not sure Microsoft *has* won.

I use windows 8 for work, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Tea, Earl Grey, hot! NASA blows $125k on Star Trek 3D FOOD PRINTER

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TOS Coloured Cubes

I think they won't really have a replicate as such, more like a slot that opens and delivers plastic coloured cubes like in start trek the original series.

More than half of Windows 8 users just treat it like Windows 7

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Metro appps suck balls

They are shit, filled with adverts, all of them trying to get you to buy full versions. I haven't yet seen an app that made me want to use it excet for cut the rope

Some are so bad that they are damaging MS. cheap factory produced database apps that all do the same thing an look like they wre made in 5 minutes... most of them make iBoobs looks advanced and useful.

IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

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For someone who hates bad design...

...it's odd that his site is so difficult to use and understand what is being presented, especially when you expand some calls... This will be used by nerds only.

Bing uncloaks Klingon translator

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And how many people will use that?

Guess put the number of fluent klingon speaks to aroun 100 in the whole world, do 80% of them work at MS or something?

What a waste of time and money

Reddit: So very sorry for naming innocent man as Boston bomber

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Reddit couch potatoes at home should maybe get of the asses

and help... instead of buying pizza für police officers. I'm not sure the first thing on the mind of police officers looking for someone who killed an 8yr old kid and a fellow police officer is not whether they should buy some stuffed crust for their lunch or not.

Also looking at the posts, I find it dubious that any police officer would find reading areddit post easy to follow or useful to do... people were complimenting each other on their hair for crying out loud when they ID themselves in the photos.

First Firefox OS developer phones to launch on Tuesday

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Re: golf clap

... don't worry. In a few years there won't be any ubuntu phones or firefox phones.

Normal people -, over 90% of teh market aren't interested in buying a phone because of the OS. They buy it because their friends recommend it, they buy it because of what it does, not what drives it, and they want their phones to look and function like before or like they see on their friend's phone.

Ubuntu will fail because no one but nerds use it, and FireFox will fail because no on is interested in FF except web developers and nerds. Yeah FF may have a huge market share but normal people couldn't care what they use, they use it because it comes with computer (or because somef friend/the company IT admin installed it), and even then if IE is still there they use that... it' not important to most people and most people don't even know what a browser is or what firefox is. They are not going to care if Firefox is the OS of their next phone or go out of their way to buy it, if their phone has it they will use it - till it doesn't work the way their old phone did and then they will take it back to the store.

There will be loads of this happening with these new mobes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=syD4Z_1K09A

You might think the girl was an idiot, but even your beloved ubuntu fails with real people who aren't working in IT. The same will happen to the ubuntu phone and FF phones.

German watchdog whacks Google with PIDDLING FINE over Street View slurp

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Google said it would not dispute the fine...

... beacause paying their lawyers to appeal would cost them more.

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WTF?

145,000... looks like the googleplex will have to do without a snackbox for a week.

Wales slams Amazon over lack of Kindle support

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Re: Klingon Vs Welsh

Well, unless all 1000 are on the forbes rich list, I can't imagine that the spending power of the 1000 or so 40yr old vergins who have learnt klingon is greater than that of every welsh speaker.

Also if these virgins are anal enough to have learnt a fictional start trek language, how many are going to be worshipping christ? They are probably all follwers of what ever god klingons follow.

What's next? Shakespear in Romulan? LotR in elvish?

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And you think demand for Klingon is higher than welsh?

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You can get the bible in klingon for kindle

but welsh is an unrecognized language?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Klingon-Language-Version-English-ebook/dp/B003UHVIOC/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1366006736&sr=1-4

Anons torn over naming 'n' shaming of 17yo's gang-rape suspects

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I guess it will turn out that one of the boys is the son of the police chief...

Google cofounder Brin sighted in Tesla batmobile

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It just goes to show...

... you can buy a bright pink car and put "bat" wings on it, but you can't buy good taste.

Money can take the nerd out of WoW but it can't give the nerd class.

Firefox: Use new stealth window to satisfy your wife, suggests Mozilla

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Re: Really?

Glaring eh? I've been using FF since version 3 and have never ahd need of this glaring ommission... obviously not important, and that's why it wasn't done before.

Facebook to filter angry comments in site tweak

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So basically the push all tge positive comments to the top in an attemp to bury the negative...

Ubuntu tapped by China for national operating system

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As if....

... the lives of people in china aren't bad enough... they now have to use Linux. The poor sods

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