Posts by RISC OS

I wonder how much...

...the NSA is giving them to do this?

You did not seriously think that a User could contend with the ear of Sauron?

There are none who can. Against the power of Google, there can be no victory. We must join with it. We must join with Google

Pot...

...calling the kettle black.

Nothing for your stereotypical...

...tech guy... obese 40 year old living in his others basement, playing games all weekend instead of mingling with real people.

Should make it easier for me to get the job!

I thought chapie was northern slang for penis

I saw a tv show once about to carpenters, one of them dropped an disc saw on the floor, it bounced up - still going - and cut in to his (as his friend put it) "chappie"

I'm guessing

That too many MEPs realised that they had shares in to many companies that would be affected by the change... wait a minute, I need a period of time to adjust to the change in my dividends.

A martian base

either yankee, jap or russian, or Ets

I expect...

...that the NSA needed to install a database update.

The kind of people that want to check their twitter feed and facebook wall as soon as they land are the kind of people who shouldn't be selected for the trip to mars in the first place.

Yeah...

...if your dad's a billionaire or multi-millionaire you can go pod racing in the future... for everyone else you can work as waiter to bring drinks to billionaire or multi-millionaire kids who pod race.

google don't seem to be able to make products...

...that non-nerds want to buy... this will be no different.

The complete digitalisation of the process would remove safeguards...

... provided by physical witnessed signatures.

well maybe if you are that worried, lawyers, cut your prices per hour to something that, say a tesco self-filler, could afford and you may get to keep your business

123reg...

... that trusty bastion of legit sites.

I guess

the 2 or 3 people who use bing and yahoo to search are relieved that the drama is over!

I bought my

alcatel one touch fire because of the orange colour... looks really nice.

Basically ireland are saying...

...we don't want to take it in the arse but are to scared to say "swivel on it", so hopefully stick to existing legal routes - the kind the yanks normally ignore when they feel like it, if that still isn't ok... it's touch your toes time for leprechauns.

Nice to see that the STASI

is alive and well in wales

The watches look classy...

...in a 1980s delboy style "chunky gold identity braclet" kind of way...

"That's not Rooney.... that is copperplate writing..."

Lightsabres can cut through anything

unless you need them to actually not cut through anything, like in RotJ or maybe the TEsB when one of them spins upside down and uses his lightsabre to stop himself hitting the floor... so I guess it won't cut their hands either.

What...

..is the F'in point??? You get an autograph to make your book more valuable ro to show it to friends when they happen to be admiring your bookcase whilst waiting for dinner to be cooked.

Who the hell is going to be impressed by something that can't be sold because of DRM and everyone else has too. I know personalised autographs are fround upon by collectors but un personalised ones like this that everyone has, that all look EXACTLY the same are completely pointless.

You can get an add free youtube already...

...just install adblock edge

"Watersports-friendly e-reader: Kobo's Aura H2O is literary when wet..."

"Watersports"?

Are we talking about the thing that most people would understand as watersports, or are talking about the alan partridge kind of watersports...

"...you do know what whatersports are, don't you alan?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXTkQA5YGI

I guess the man

is either jonny ive's boryfriend or tim cooks... ther largefeld and the dog he is standing next too look like waxworks wheeled in from tusards

Now they are hacked!!!

http://www.rantic.com/

lol

I amazed

I didn't think ebay still existed... one lives and learns