256 posts • joined 29 Sep 2009
what about getting hit by a freak wave...
...the kind that can sink aircraft carriers and the wrold's largest tankers?
"Any radioactive gases released could also be “vented” underwater to further reduce risk"
yeah... who cares if everything at the bottom of the food change gets nuked... it's not like things get passed up the food chain is it, or that food chains can collapse if the bottom tiers are taken out... oh wait...
After the yanks reaction to the ukraine...
... I can't see russia aggreeing to extradite him if he refuses!
It even managed...
...to predict what hair cut they would have... that is pretty impressive
A home for life...
...for you and the nsa
Maybe members of the welsh church of the jedi should...
...go on a crusade to the ukraine...
Mind you, after the last time the sith lord was spotted in wales, the jedis got their arses kicked!
The jedis were quoted as sayin: "Ow! That really hurt" and "That was really quite painful"
I don't think they have the bottle to take him on again
The only "service" that yahoo has...
... that I use is mail.
I never will use anything else. There is no reason to use anything yahoo offers as a service - except the email ;)
Re: FB & Google...
FB & Google...
... should try living in the real world... the people without internet today either don't wont it or they have too many other serious issues in their life to be able to use it...
when you live in a country where your children can die from a case of the shits, what you really worry about is accessing facebook to view photos of cats.
lmao ;) danke
I think people (grannies included - even those mythical ones who use linux without any problems and can rebuild the kernel in their sleep) have been using such implemented features like creating a schortcut on other OSs for decades... just sayin' ;)
Re: Could you post of screen shot of...
Why? You planning on installing gnome 3.12 on a machine form 1990?
Re: ..a multimillionaire already ..... can afford to walk away
He is probably just as greedy as everyone else...
if not, let him put his money where his mouth is. and give all future rights and profits to someone else... maybe a homeless person... and let the rights go to another homeless person every 6 months...
I can't see him putting his money where his mouth is with this idea... what's the word for this... I know it, it's on the tip of my tounge...
... yeah and his a multimillionaire already from mincraft and can afford to walk away ;)
Re: To all the paranoid sheeple.
So that if they do get detected they can go to websites and post comments like
"To all the paranoid sheeple.
Try and think for a second - if it was an NSA job, why would they add in the spam and increase the risk of detection? Seriously, put down the koolaid and try thinking for yourselves for once."
To put people of the scent... ever heard of the double bluff??
by the nsa to leave it up
...if you live in eric schmidt's neck of the woods... but if you live on some council estates here in the uk you may as well just walk around with a sign saying "mug me"
"We're not encrypting everything between our data centers just yet"
...yeah... have to work out first how to still let the nsa tap into everything first
Re: 3 per cent?
Could buy someone a hell of a lot of tat from pound shops... they are springup all over the place... ;)
.... the kind of people who need this are the kind of people who read the register... or they probably won't even know about AmIRunningXP.com
To be frank, if you need to go to this site to see if you are running xp... you're probably not the kind of person to care if support is coming to an end.
"Should leave some interesting skin patterns after a long drive"
"...and the interior is made up of strips of material to allow for easy airflow"
But at least they thought about seat air flow... also important on a long drive.
That was an epic fight????
Bugger all happened... it'S not exactly empire strikes back style spaceshit fighting. The ships aren't moving or doing anything. the losers who spend the waking lives playing in this game should try living in the real world...
... it's obvious what kind of person plays this - 40 year old virgins living in their mum's basement, they even built a ship that looks like a giant penis (top left . first minute)
I thought the doctor came from galifrey...
... not brighton
"had to look good"
He seems to have forgotten this requirement
packs of slime...?
...sounds like voyager
Re: I don't (knowingly) use OpenBSD myself but I'm definitely sending them a few quid.
The more mark downs, the more right your comment is
... this is what happens if your replies to people in forums are "RTFM....", or I can't duplicate this on my home dev server with 64GB of ram - "changing status to won't fix"
they use OSs that actually offer friendly help.
Re: I don't (knowingly) use OpenBSD myself but I'm definitely sending them a few quid.
Yeah, a few quid helps when you need 20000
Maybe brought on by yanks poor diet? Haven't heard of this in europe or germany... and loooking at the amount of bears I can see why these people were watching the sport and not playing.
Amazing that the bag is full to bursting with sweets... here in germany half the bag woud be air, which manufacturers claim is caused by "settling"... yanks don't seem to think they need to pack sweets in a "protective environment", why do we... that is the more important question here!
Re: What bollocks
This is bad... the police won't know it is on until they stop someone, and then they will just turn it off. Police will get charged and just worn't stop anyone...
And what will happen when she runs some kid over because she is too busy twittering with her eyeballs? 3 months driviong ban and 200 hours commuity service - suspended - probably
This is stupid ruling, should be no different then letting someone drive while using their smartphone.
What do rats do?
When a ship is sinking?
Re: I'm surprised that in 2014...
That's a filter so that you don't notice the CGi used to make it. ;)
A better recruitment tool to buy
when you have 1.3 billion to blow, would be to buy a new naval war ship. Sail it around the uk with lots women in just their bras and combat trousers and station the recruitment centers on board ship.
I'm sure that would be a lot more cost effective and drive recruitment up, and when the campaign is over, the boat can passed on to the navy.
For an online recruitment system?
Which IT company saw them coming?
made me laugh
Quite a lot considering most apps seem to be created by 1-man companies.
Re: "the constant lowering of standards of content on Wikipedia"
Yeah, it's set by whatever 12 yr old editor happens to see the edits that you have made and decides to revert them as vandalism because they think that they know more about evolutionary biology or quantum theory than you do.
"Is Google accidentally killing Wikipedia?"
"accidentally" being the keyword
I'm fed up going to sites that are just links to othersites padded out with adverts.
Everyone should just...
... cc eric schmidt on every mail
Hoping to get friends...
... so it isn't always him bending for the soap... or using someone else's "toothbrush"
Re: 'thought leadership'?
My boss is trying to become a "thought leader" in "enterprise feedback management (EFM)"... basically you become a thought leader by blogging and commenting on subjects and having other people blog about your blogging and comments, like your facebook posts, and retweet your twits - eventually you get invited to give speeches at conferences because you are now recognised as a "thought leader" on the subject the conference is about, as you have produced so much web 2.0ish crap and social guff.
I thought an ology gave you a job for life? BT claimed it did
You got a c in sociology? You get an ology, you have a job for life - except futureology it seems
An easy way to get funding back fro nasa...
...hack the jade rabbit and run down the american flag.
The US will have no problem funding moon landings to raise it again.
Most assemebled in america computers are assembled from parts created in china... what's your point?
Maybe the delay...
...was caused by NSA servers taking too long to log and scan messages being sent.
A chance for 3 companies to team up: an advert featuring bieberry in burberry with a blackberry.
RIM probably thought their sales chances we already low enough without the need to drive them even lower!
Crappy round DVD menu icons
has anyone else noticed that dvds seem to all have the same crappy round menu icons now instead of looking like they belong on the menu.
Why is this? This never used by like this, I hav only noticed in the last year. BTW the dvd's I buy are from germany, case this matters
Re: Dear Article Author
I guess he comes from either the US or the UK
Doesn't anyone in the government...
...read the guardian?
They may as just pay the nsa to host everything and save everythin on the nsa's servers
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