* Posts by stuartnz

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Microsoft whips out real-time translator for Skype calls

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Re: How about getting written text translation right first?

IMO that very much depends on the language. I find Google Translate not bad for most Eurpoean languages, and it's Hindi isn't awful, but try it on Korean and the limits of machine translation are made painfully obvious - the results come out sounding like something the dawrf from Twin Peaks would say when he was trippier than usual.

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Bloody warmongers

So, the Babel fish reference means that it's actually MICROSOFT who "by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."? Actually, that sounds about right.

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Apple knob refusenik Sir Jony Ive handed award - for talking BOLLOCKS

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A rare moment of honesty?

I tried clicking on the "send corrections" link, but absolutely nothing happened, so I'm assuming this is what he really DID say - very candid of him, I think:

"“custom-design chip that integrates mangy sub-systems into one remarkably compact module, which is then encapsulated to protect the electronics”."

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NASA 'nauts have a go on Star Trek replicator IN SPAAAAACE (sort of)

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Did someone say tea?

Any replicator in space is honour-bound to produce only "something almost but not quite entirely unlike tea", surely?

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Bada-Bing! Mozilla flips Firefox to YAHOO! for search

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Time to duck and cover?

I have decided to make duckduckgo both my homepage and default search engine in FF and Chrome to see how it goes. I know that many here have been fans for a while, and it was El Reg who introduced me to it a couple of years ago. Now that Google seems intent on becoming the N$A, I figured it can't hurt to try an alternative. I'm glad I'm not in the States though, because I'd hate to lumped with Yahoo! as my default, as a matter of principle, no matter how trivially easy changing it is (Penguin icon since it's an aquatic bird)

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LARGE, ROUND and FEELS SO GOOD in your hand: Yes! It's a Nexus 6

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Re: Very meh ....

Have another "me too" Replaceable batteries and expandable storage are why I've stuck with Samsung. I'm looking forward to Cyanogen or Omega Lollipop soon, and then my S5 will definitely continue to be more attractive than this Nexus. Hopefully by the time I'm ready to upgrade, Xioami or Huawei will be offering those same must-have features in their top-end phones and phablets.

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DODGY THRUSTER won't stop PHILAE hurtling toward COMET SHOWDOWN

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Re: Approved standards

The article's about a comet, but you're a star for linking to the unit converter, thank you!

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GOD particle MAY NOT BE GOD particle: Scientists in shock claim

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Re: LHC Reboot

<someone had to say it> "they'll finally cross the streams" And then all Hell will REALLY break loose.

< /someone had to say it>

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Australia Post goes a little bit grey with parcel forwarding service

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Unhappy

When Vulture South was established, its alleged purpose was to cover relevant news from Aus and NZ, but I don't remember any coverage when NZ Post started doing this a couple of years ago. Being left off infographics has become routine, now even El Reg has forgotten we exist? I would shuffle right off this mortal coil, except apparently we're not actually ON it to begin with.

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Auditors find encrypted chat client TextSecure is secure

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Re: Simpsons?

They all got hired as consultants for the NSA.

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Virgin's SpaceShipTwo crashes in Mojave Desert during test flight

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A different perspective

And one I enjoyed reading - not something I say often about a Wired article:

Space Tourism Isn’t Worth Dying For

http://www.wired.com/2014/10/virgin-galactic-boondoggle/

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Ex-Soviet engines fingered after Antares ROCKET launch BLAST

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Explosive Economisation

I remember posting here when Orbital won the contract bemused by their receiving quite a lot more money than Space X for significantly fewer missions and overall load capacity. Now it's all become clear - some Dilbert was very conscientiously following through on a directive to get more bang for the buck.

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Voyager 1 now EIGHTEEN LIGHT HOURS from home

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So, in 18 months or so, we can look forward to celebrating it breaking the one light-day mark? All that way down the road and still no chemist in sight!

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Zuckerberg bombshell: Man married to Chinese woman speaks Chinese in China

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MSM, Hokkien, Hakka, Cantonese or Wu, whatever he was speaking did at least give me the chance to confirm my theory that only certain types of pedantry are approved of here - I made the post in the expectation of getting at least one down vote, and that confidence has been fully vindicated. :)

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Since El Reg is normally a pedant's paradise, I'm surprised that no one has yet asked this question: Why keep calling it Chinese? Presumably what he was speaking was MSM, Modern Standard Mandarin, aka Putonghua, etc. There is no one language called Chinese, and since Mandarin and Cantonese are mutually unintelligble yet use the same writing system (which CAN be called Chinese), calling Mandarin "Chinese" does a disservice to every other member of the Sinitic family of languages.

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Hiss-hiss! GIGANTIC SOLAR FILAMENT snakes around Sun

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What's a mile?

The REAL problem with the measurements given is that they are not in official El Reg units. All this talk of miles and Earths is far too confusing, give me double decker buses and swimming pools, please

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Weekend reads: Douglas Adams' bio in The Frood, The Bone Clocks and Harry Partch, Hobo Composer

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Almost, but not quite entirely, unlike

the reaction of the reviewer I, to borrow Arthur's words, "actually quite liked it." I definitely agree that the author tried a bit too hard to write like Adams in the first few pages of the book, but "after a while the style settles down a bit and it begins to tell you things you really need to know". I wasn't looking for an in depth biography, it was the analysis and background to the work that interested me most.

I was somewhat horrified to learn for example, that the towel I bought from ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha on signing up as teen in 1983 (and paying a ridiculous amount for after conversion from sterling, and shipping all the way up here to NZ), was one of only a couple of thousand made. Now I sort of wish it didn't look quite so much like a 30 year old towel!

I think the book achieved what it set out to do, and the author made repeated references to the other biographies available, so that readers looking for a more familiar personal focus could find it elsewhere. I certainly don't regret buying it, and I think most fans would feel the same.

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MOM: CHEAP Mars ship got it right first time. Nice one, India

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Re: Go MOM...

That's a given. I'm expecting 40% of the comments on this article to be in that vein, if past comment threads are any guide. Simple, unalloyed compliments for a noteworthy technical accomplishment seem to be as difficult for many commenters here as said achievement was for the ISRO.

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SpaceX blasts a mischief of mice, a 3D printer and a cuddly toy* into SPAAAACE

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Holy Zarquon Singing Fish!

More than a dozen comments, and no one asked if two of those twenty were Frankie and Benji? Are y'all actually waiting for the dolphins to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the "Star Spangled Banner" before acknowledging what it means when MICE start fleeing the planet en masse?

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Look out, SpaceX! Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin boffins tapped for US rocket launches

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It must be Thursday

I never could get the hang of Thursday's headlines. I really do love El Reg's deliberately tabloidesque headlines, they often provide a great deal of amusement. This one certainly had plenty of the hyped angst such headlines love, leading off with that "Look out!" then casually mentioning in the very last paragraph that said threat is five years away.

I'm sure that Musk's minions are hard at work already making sure they're ready to mount a viable challenge to Blue Origin's 2019 product line. Seeing how far Space X has come in the last five years makes me think they'll be more than up to the task of providing a competitive alternative in another five.

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Let XKCD's Randall Munroe satisfy your curiosity in this excerpt from his book, What If

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Share and Enjoy

I'm loving my Kindle copy. I thought of El Reg when I read his spirited defence of non-SI measurement units, someone should email him the list of this august site's own system. I also bought the audio upgrade for the added fun of hearing Wil Wheaton reading the book. All in all, a very "splendid and worthwhile" e-book, to make an HHGTTG reference, obligatory when talking ebooks, science and humour.

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Flaming drone batteries ground commercial flight before takeoff

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Re: Detectors?

This was exactly my reaction. Stupidly killing oneself is one thing, jeopardising the lives of hundreds of others quite another. That they tried to deny it even after the fact made it even worse, for me.

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When the robot rebellion comes, this Jibo droid will BORE you to death

stuartnz

It must be Thursday (here), I never could get the hang of Thursdays (since all the obvious Sirius Cybernetics Corporation references have already been made). Except this one:

Sounds Ghastly.

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Car titans WON'T STEAL our tech, says Musk: DAMNIT, I'll GIVE IT to 'em

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To be fair, most of the coverage has been much more of the "enlightened self-interest" type than " aww, altruism" type. It's the "enlightened" bit that's making him so exceptional, and that IS sad. The fact that so few others can grasp the concept that making the pie bigger is good for both piemakers and consumers is an indictment of our times. Also, corporate behaviour in regard to all things IP is so insane today that a quiet statement of moderation really does sound like a breath of fresh, rational, air.

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India's GPS alternative launches second satellite

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Good point. At least, it might be, if every other country spending hundreds of millions on space exploration had totally eradicated poverty and social injustice already.

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Artists install Monty Python silly walk signs in Norwegian town

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PLEASE tell me this sign is in Piningsfjord.

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Private space truck ready for ISS trip as soon as NEXT WEEK

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Re: 1.6 vs 1.9?

Thanks, that explains a lot. Obviously the reason that no one can hear you scream in space is because even there you can still be choked by red tape.

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1.6 vs 1.9?

They are contracted for 33% fewer flights, carrying roughly 33% less cargo each time, and yet are getting nearly 20% more money than Space X? Is it just my shaky grasp of maths, or does this sound screwy to anyone else besides me?

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Shivering boffins nail Earth's coldest spot

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A misspelling perhaps?

"both of which have enjoyed a balmy -67.8°C in "the coldest permanently inhabited place on Earth", as NASA puts it."

Perhaps "barmy" would be more appropriate here? Certainly for the residents, at any rate.

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KILO-MACH SONIC BOOM probed in fireball embers of 1572AD SUPERNOVA

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Re: In Space, No-one Can Hear You Explode

Thanks for this! When I read the headline I thought, "Big whoop-de-doo - given the speed of sound in a near-total vacuum, I and my trusty walking stick can still beat Mach 1000 easily" :)

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SR-71 Blackbird follow-up: A new TERRIFYING Mach 6 spy-drone bomber

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Re: It's 0 for 2

Oh yes, I know the SR-71 was definitely a military plane whose photos were intended for a kill wall not a Facebook wall, but it was still nice to be able to pretend otherwise. :)

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Re: Maybe...

An interesting approach - using high-speed impact to kill the malaria virus. (and its host, but omelettes and eggs) :D

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It's 0 for 2

As impressive as it is, it loses to "the older, more pedestrian" model in two important regards in my authoritatively subjective opinion:

First, it's nowhere near as beautiful - of course no aircraft is, since the SR-71 may be one of the most beautiful machines ever built.

Second: It's intended to carry weapons. I loved that the gorgeous Blackbird only shot photos. It allowed the conscientious objector in me to admire it pretty much guilt-free. Aesthetically and ethically, there's a lot less for me to admire about the SR-72.

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Fresh shift of 'nauts arrives at Space Station, planning torch jaunt

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Why an unlit torch? Putin can teach geese to fly and wrestle bears all while discovering priceless archaeological artefacts, surely he could have thumbed his nose at physics and chemistry and invented a torch that would burn in space?

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Fame-hating planets don't need to hang around STARS – boffins

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Happy

Because of my cerebral palsy my posts are often riddled with typos, so I almost never comment on those of others, but somehow there is something so fitting to this topic and so very Magrathean about the concept of a "rouge planet" that I had to applaud this serendipitous slip. One hopes that the sea there is exactly the right shade of pink, with plenty of fjords to give its continents a nice baroque feel.

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MIndbogglingly big

I absolutely LOVED this quote: "“They are very small, each with diameter less than 50 times the distance between the Sun and Neptune" - an object with a *diameter* of up to 200 BILLION kilometres is "very small". As a much, much better Gooner than I once reminded us, "you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's peanuts compared to Space"

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Apple sucking triple the phone switchers as Samsung – report

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Thanks! I understand the economic significance of the US market, but given the status Apple has as a religion there, survey results like this are totally predictable, hence my query.

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I read this a few times and couldn't find any information about the size of the sample, or its geographical parameters. Is this a global study, or a US-only one? If the latter, then its newsworthiness ranks only slightly below "study finds the Earth is an oblate spheroid".

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Twee...THUD: Boffins build 'The Classifier' to seek out, kill millions of Twitter fakes

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Re: "It's unmatched as a source of near real-time reliable information"

"What am I doing here?" - My apologies, I missed the memo requiring users to choose between El Reg and Twitter. So did El Reg, if it's Twitter presence is any indication. As - salaam alaikum.

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Twitterphobes are twits

I'm not fond of change, and so it's nice that I can always rely on smug, sneering derisive comments to be the norm on any article about Twitter at El Reg. Patronsing pronouncements about its pointless are practically Pavlovian it seems, and I'm pleased about this, because it's hugely amusing to read people shooting their mouths off from positions of such profound ignorance. Every time there's a significant earthquake swarm here, as in the last hour or so, Twitter demonstrates its great usefulness. It's unmatched as a source of near real-time reliable information, and the value of this service not only makes a mockery of those who mock it, it makes the work of those trying to reduce the spam content valuable and appraceiated by those of us who don't need to to reflexively jeer at something just to feel superior.

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100,000+ Earthlings star in 'reality TV contest' for ONE-WAY ticket to MARS

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Re: Radiation Levels Still a Problem

Set up shop on Phobos or Deimos? Given their tiny size and close orbits that sounds even more difficult to me, especially with the larger of the two having a decaying orbit.

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Badges for Commentards

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Re: Purple Vulture

And if there was such a badge, perhaps my stupid typos like "ration" for "ratio" could be corrected. :(

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Re: Purple Vulture

With an up:down ration of about 18:1, I heartily endorse this idea! :)

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Google teases hush-hush Android event on July 24

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Re: "Invites" is a verb.

An obscure little tome calling itself the OED begs to differ:

"invite, n. view full entry 1615

...The act of inviting; an invitation...."

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Court orders Feds to hand evidence over to Kim Dotcom

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Re: The 24/7 noise from NZ will be deafening

"The deference the New Zealand governments gives their judiciary is remarkable" - in fact, our Govt HAS been scrambling to make legal what its intelligence agencies have been doing in this whole sorry mess. Specifically, as a result of publicity generated by Dotcom's case, it has been established that our GCSB ( think tiny, low-budget NSA) has been spying on NZ citizens, something it is expressly forbidden to do. Solution? Change the law, to let them do so in future.

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

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The last word

Will never be spoke, but Stan Carey is, as always, excellent on this very issue

http://stancarey.wordpress.com/2013/05/24/you-can-pronounce-gif-any-way-you-like/

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Don't Panic! Google FCC filing reveals mystery media device

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A new Google Mantra?

No longer "Don't Be Evil", now just "SHARE AND ENJOY", perhaps? (Only the top half, of course)

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Review: Samsung Galaxy S4

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Re: Anyone not liking the Samsung spin on Android

Yes, I was VERY excited to hear about this new release - so much so I'm now seriously thinking of upgrading from my S3 earlier than planned. A de facto Nexus S4 is the best of both worlds, imo.

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New Lumia 925: This, loyalists, is the BIG ONE you've waited for

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Re: I don't understant people who want removable batteries

It seems we have different definitions of "hassle". I always have a battery pre-charged, and swapping batteries takes me, with one hand's usability significantly impaired by CP-induced hemiparesis, less than ten seconds. That's less hassle for me than having to find a socket, especially since I don't drive and thus don't own a car (buying one just use as a charger would be too much hassle, I think).

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Different strokes

For different folks, I guess. I read so much about the Galaxy's "cheap plasticky construction" but I'm very happy with my S3's construction precisely for the reasons that seem to be dismissed as of less worth than "luxury engineering" - its replaceable battery and expandable storage. Give me a plastic shell that comes apart to allow swapping out a battery and a microSD slot over a shiny metal unibody ANY DAY. I hope that Samsung keeps bucking the trend for a while longer, so that when I replace my S3, I can do so with a phone that still offers both a replaceable battery and expandable storage.

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