149 posts • joined Tuesday 22nd September 2009 15:42 GMT
Welcome to Leicester - the town where Primark was about the only shop that got looted in the "riots".
Class? Never heard of it!
Ooooh, that makes a difference!
I'm sure the last sentence ended "fundraising goat" the first time I read the article...
Psychlos - nutters on bicycles?
Almost all of them, apparently. Scary page.
Gotta have blue cheese. And brown sauce.
Re: in regard to the whole gTLD "choose your own" auction (now fiasco)
Two words: Ker. Ching.
...or, if you're feeling particularly brave, a gentle pull on the handbrake will result in a decrease in speed with no obvious indication. The look on their face when they realise you're suddenly going a bit slower than they are can be priceless, I understand.
I do not endorse this kind of behaviour.
Re: Computer nostalgia is 10 PRINT 'BOLLOCKS'
Indeed. I remember spending many an hour typing out a several-hundred line program from <insert name of forgotten magazine here>, only to get
SYNTAX ERROR AT LINE 60.
Ahhh, happy days!
Fun AND good for you - not much else you can say that about these days!
That was a very reasonable and well-presented comment. Are you new here?
RE: Oh dear
What scares me is not just the original post but that 2 people apparently agreed with it. What the fuckitting fuck? PLEASE tell me they didn't actually RTFA.
My right trouser pocket is my phone pocket; nothing else ever goes in there (apart from a little bit of fluff). I have yet to scratch, dent, mangle or otherwise damage a single bit of any phone so ner to you!
Space is AWESOME! In the true sense, not the farcebook sense.
Lester, for crimes against the English language, I sentence you to beer. Please keep up the good work!
"Ambitious and forward looking"?
That sounds worrying like a gubmint euphemism for "unlikely to actually get off the ground" or possibly "top of the pile when the next round of cuts are announced".
Apparently it can be a breach of the peace too :o(
That is all.
>"but these aren't going to be orbital death beams"
Orbital death beams? What orbital death beams? Nobody mentioned orbital death beams. What aren't you telling us?
<-- Dooomed, I tell ye.
Communicating with a distant spacecraft is very much like making love to a beautiful woman
Read that post back through as if you're 14, making every third word or so a double-entendre and several of the steps are strikingly similar...
Apart from the smiling and the lack of clothes, yes.
What, no comment from Apple?
That's unlike you guys!
Shirley you've got that the wrong way round. Didn't he turn gold into crap?
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