1827 posts • joined 18 Sep 2009
Don't forget the Indonesian parlaiment guy
Who was seen watching porn during a session.
I was going to complement them on the number of BBCs they stuffed into that sentence.
Cheers, ladies and gentlemen!
If you've ever been
To Mardi Gras in New Orleans, or heaven forbid, experience it every year as a business, the last thing you'd /ever/ want to do is advertise that you have public toilets.
Re: What has it got on its serverses?
In all seriousness, I wonder if they'd be able to get Google to tell them exactly where in the world the data was stored, and where BigTable ran? If the answer to both is "in the UK," then what's the problem?
Re: What has it got on its serverses?
Can you do that again as Yodo?
call center work?
You mean a job where they get to ask for personal information, like address, mothers' maiden name, telephone number (sorry, caller ID will provide that), income, work schedule, etc.
Who's kidding whom?
¿No debería haber sido NSPT?
re: If you're feeling really confident at that point, gesture at the bailiff or the Congressional aide and place a drinks order.
You tell me when you're going to do it and I'll TIVO C-SPAN.
Do we really want Google to be able to find a genetic marker for 'reacts positively to shiny'?
Re: Be careful for what you ask for
Because the 'border zone' is 100 miles across, you idiot.
Re: Balancing Imbalance
I chuckled the whole way through your piece. Then you started impugning our state-sponsored entertainment and lost me completely.
I happen to enjoy having a permanent slouch.
Judging from what I hear from teens and twenties these days...
They probably don't see anything wrong with it.
Re: First they have to last more than a year.
I was going to post: Make sure you save your receipt...
Re: Virtualisation within virtualisation?
Yep, that's what workspace pointers were for, and PMMEs.
This coat has deep pockets and they currently hold the OS source code...on microfiche.
Re: They measure...
Shouldn't it be in dBi?
ha ha ha
Do you really think they'd stop feeding you bullshit just because you're running a signal monitoring app?
Are you interested in a Bridge? How about some ocean-front propery?
Re: Once upon a time…
Re: The BOFH has a supercharged electric cattle prod
another wonderful day
Thank you, Simon.
Re: A real shame.
But that would make sense.
Re: Could be a blessing disguise
I thought they removed that in the latest release?
forget tar and feathers
Bring out the brickbats.
Well, then I read to the end of the thread, and I like the organbank idea better.
Re: Oh crap
I think you're wrong. AT&T and Oracle would, I think, be worse.
Jesus! Nothing's changed since the 90s and Allen-Bradley PLCs and the Rockwell control software.
You have a personal Peterbilt? That's so cool. I've wanted one of those since I was 5.
Re: We get into problems when.....
You must be middle-class or better, and wearing blinders, since you don't seem to be aware that if you don't make enough, you get back all of the income taxes that you paid.
Re: It's alright for you
I'm going to keep that mental image for the weekend....
Maybe the same people who developed VMware 5.5's web interface did it.
It may not have been the choice of Brandy, but of glass... I notice you're holding a pint.
Of course, as someone who used to drink Jagermeister from a pint glass....
Re: Different versions serve different devices
I have a Galaxy S III from Sprint (for what its worth), and it was pretty good when I got it, but after the 4.3 update its really terrible. I get security alerts several times a day. The camera app randomly can't find the camera. Swipe to unlock sometimes doesn't and I could go on, but why...
You answered my question.
Re: I guess we need to redesign the Paveway to home in on laser source instead of reflection
it doesn't have to be redesigned, they just need an old one. 20 years ago, my girlfriend's unit had a pilot drop on the GLD instead of the target...a month of her unit being confined to quarters ended with a determination of pilot error.
Its not, its a cell.
Re: I don't have any friends.
Actually, its good for free alcohol or other 'favors'...
I wonder if he even had to use --no-check-certificate
Re: I foresee a problem
Thank you, I needed a good laugh today.
Re: Bad answers.
I was thinking 'do they want fire that can be fitted nasally'.
same ship, different torpedo.
Re: Not every car
re: "I'm not sure you'd like your airbag deployed a few milliseconds too late..."
Didn't you mean "I'm not sure you'd like your airbag deployed a tomorrow..."
Re: Tax Harmonisation
re: You start a race to the bottom, then the tax has to be placed onto other things like income tax or VAT.
Why does it have to be collected (and spent) as it is right now?
Re: People READ the reviews on YouTube?
"...or feel that 4chan isn't sufficiently negative and petty..."
Re: Paint Job
Nice. and 50 images later I come across the wire-frame models and wonder what the helix is for....and many clicks later, lo-and-behold, an image of the inside of the top that show that they're strength members...absolutely slick!
Re: Its simple to me
I've been told to "bing it" in the last week. The fact that I used google.com to do it...
I can't wait for someone to write a plugin that will allow me to use google instead of bing as the default search engine on microsoft's properties.
Re: Sudden change?
Aluminium - Ha!
I almost choked on that one.
Should have hired Burroughs. Their contractors would have perforated (drilled) the floor tiles....in the data center...
Re: We should have guessed...
Wasn't that in the late 1980's?
Re: Radio 4 this morning
Which is still distinctly different from "they will never SELL it to private companies".
I've never had problems with Dell Enterprise support.
Now if they're going to get rid of the knowledgeable folks in Texas, I'll have a problem.
I'm surprised that more vendors aren't involved
After all, $150k is less than HP, Dell, Acer or Lenovo would spend on a 30 second TV ad.
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