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2031 posts • joined 18 Sep 2009

Porsche Panamera S E-Hybrid: The plug-in for plutocrats

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Re: Er messing with hybrids for how long?

You don't have to do that. Some of them were brilliant.

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Re: MY EYES!!

I disagree, but then when I see one, I think '911 on hydrazine' whether its true or not.

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There's NOTHING on TV in Europe – American video DOMINATES

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Re: TV - the illness of the 21 century...

Actually, I think you'll find that even if you don't smoke in your recliner, you can still enjoy one during the commercial breaks...if only because they are now 5 minutes long...

This is the only good thing about cable tv.

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Activist investor plans to de-federate EMC: report

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FAIL

EMC and federation

They suck at it.

I tried to describe it but the ratio of profanity to context got too high.

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Oh girl, you jus' didn't: Level 3 slaps Verizon in Netflix throttle blowup

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Re: The money has been followed

"Netflix has direct customers that are unhappy with their service..."

What?

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Listen: WORST EVER customer service call – Comcast is 'very embarrassed'

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Re: At the end of the day...

What the hell is TCI?

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Microsoft: You NEED bad passwords and should re-use them a lot

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Re: Use reset password link via email

I used to do that... Then I changed email addresses...

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Redmond may buy security company it says is wrong about AD flaw

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Um

Is it a flaw in Kerberos or Microsoft's implementation?

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Popular password protection programs p0wnable

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Re: Anyone using any web based password manager is just an idiot.

And what good would that do me when I'm away from my desk?

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Murdoch calls for ISPs to be liable for users' activities

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News Corp? Didn't they own News of the World

I hear a kettle calling, you bastard.

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Google went behind our backs and really HURT US, squeal upset porn kingpins

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Re: Ads?

What have you added to AdBlock+ to get the embedded ads in google to disappear? I tried this: google.com/aclk?sa=

but it doesn't work.

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Re: Prudes, parents and pastors

I do.

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Re: Perhaps people do not like porn

In detail, please.

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El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

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Re: But the demanding public need to know...

What for?

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Re: misjudged

Is there any other kind?

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What's that burning tire smell? It's Microsoft screeching away from the No-IP car crash

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Re: WtF

No, see my post above. A single class-action suit wouldn't hurt them as much as 4 million small-claims damage suits.

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Re: If only...

I think you, and every other user of the service should take Microsoft to small-claims court. I'm sure 4 million cases would keep their attorney's busy for quite some time.

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Virgin Media goes titsup AGAIN. The cause? Yet MORE DNS strife

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Re: How to sort out DNS problems properly

Hell, even Firefox caches DNS these days.

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Would it be BAD if the Amazon rainforest was all FARMS? Well it WAS, once

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Re: Sahara etc

So THAT's where they come from!

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Dear Windows Journal, today I got owned: 29 security bugs swatted

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Re: Be aware Surface firmware updates can be delivered later to your device....

Also beware that WSUS 2012 will reboot your servers 72 hours after the updates are installed....unless someone logs in beforehand...

I know there's a 'tree dace' joke in here somewhere.

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When PR backfires: Google 'forgets' BBC TV man's banker blog post

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You, AC and drunk.smile didn't come to the same conclusion

So, which name didn't return a link to the article?

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Google de-listing of BBC article 'broke UK and Euro public interest laws' - So WHY do it?

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you negelcted to add

...without any additional personel, at all, anywhere, ever.

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Re: Radio 4 this morning.

I don't think Google misunderstood the ECJ ruling. I also think, but will let you confirm it, that only the comment was delisted, but because it doesn't have its own unique URL, that the article and everyone else's comments on it were also delisted.

The real question is whether a new site, presumably evenmorechillingeffects.org, be set up to index all of the takedown requests.

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So which miscreants wrote the CosmicDuke info-slurping nasty?

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Re: It sounded like a good idea down in marketing

For enough money, you can get strippers to do just about anything.

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Is there too much sex and violence on TV?

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Re: watching avidly on the tellies in their room

Buy a chromecast (or tv with similar functions) and your bed-time porn will be much more enjoyable, if only because you'll be able to use both hands.

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You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

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Re: Computers are not white goods

Um....You can't buy children.

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Re: Parents

Just wait. I have a friend (the same as above) who has rheumatoid arthritis (at 32) and consequently has major problems using a mouse. I was working on her computer last week and realized that part of her problem was her 'mouse pad' which was slick on both sides, which made it slide across her desk, meaning that she had to use one hand to hold the mouse pad and the other to move the mouse. Her second problem was that her mouse's innards were coated with gunk from her desktop. I decided that it was easier for me to give her my optical mouse and buy a new one for myself, and had her put the mouse pad (ha) in the recycle bin. Even with her physical problems and hardware issues, she'd still managed to create a 250Mb powerpoint...and was only halfway done...

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Re: Turn off the computer, then turn it on again...

Even worse, they just clicked on the 'close' button even though you are in 'only type/click when/where I tell you to mode' and now, to get the error message, you have to have have them start over, from the beginning, again...

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Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth

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Re: Bust-up

It's been done:

http://www.therealgang.de/php/myexp/FUN/Bilder%20-%20FUN/carlaunch.jpg

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Brazilian baddies bank Boleto billions

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Re: Krebs title is better

Whate shade of fraud is that?

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Microsoft's anti-malware crusade knackers '4 MILLION' No-IP users

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Mushroom

oh fun

To take it one step further, using Microsoft's latest fucked-up reasoning, Why stop at the domain level when you can simply sieze the TLD? Anyone want to make a bid on .com? What about .net? .us, anyone? Weren't they trying to do this with .cc several years ago?

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SPACE: The FINAL FRONTIER. These are the TEN-YEAR images of star probe Cassini

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Wow! I've seen that picture before but never noticed that.

Thanks.

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Redmond reinstates infosec mailing list after Canadian law panic

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yeah!

I wonder if they're just moving the service to gmail.com...

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Cambridge Assessment exams CHAOS: Computing students' work may be BINNED

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Re: Initialism overload

"OMFGWALOB"

Thanks for an acronym that I actually understand. (assuming that's an acronym)

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how did you get around that?

Did you change the init line to read:

....init=/bin/vi

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REVEALED: The sites blocked by Great Firewall of Iraq

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Re: God is great and Frank Herbert is his prophet.

That's what I remember from Doonesbury: "Bechtel: for the very best in infrastructure" Of course, age may be clouding my recollection.

edit: spelling

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Twitter swallows BEHAVIOURAL AD firm TapCommerce

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ugh

This sounds as bad as TV networks first splashing their logo in the corner of the screen, followed by the damn animated adds for the next hours' show in the other corner, and now Comcast's Rent Now button/link that flashes on the bottom of the screen.

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Application delivery controllers tighten the security perimeter

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Re: Juniper?

I think the Radware line became the WX line, which has been (I think) discontinued and they're now reselling Riverbed.

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Shrew'd boffins spot TINY ELEPHANT species

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WTF?

ok?

I certainly wasn't expecting it to be that small.

Thanks for the link to the picture, malle-herbert.

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BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

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Re: Spot on

Are you hiring?

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Cryptome pulled OFFLINE due to malware infection: Founder cries foul

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so?

All he has to do is find a single website hosted by NetSol that contains an ?equally? infected file, and keep checking it for a week or so. If, in the end, NetSol doesn't take that site off-line, then he has a case and should be able to crucify them.

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Montana loses data on MORE PEOPLE THAN LIVE IN MONTANA

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Did they have a Chicago moment?

Nope, that would have been their voter registration list.

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Only if she was driving a car registered in your name.

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Sysadmins rejoice! Patch rampage killing off nasty DDoS attack vector

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I certainly would have appreciated reading that they had already contacted the rest of the administrators to make sure they knew that they were still vulnerable.

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Engineering fault stops SpaceX launch of machine comms satellite network

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Re: Sensors

Yes, but then again, my car only cost $1,500.

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Re: Ariane is hypergaulic?

And you didn't reference Asterix? Shame on you.

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FCC to spend $2 BEEELLION to install Wi-Fi in US schools

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Odd that this annoucement came so soon after Cisco's latest bad news

I think it was in Arstechnica (it was, I looked it up) where I read about the state of West Virginia spent a ton-and-a-half of money on network gear to put all of their libraries on the Internet...I'm sorry, they provided a large retirement bonus to a Cisco salesman.

Yes, see the following article "Why a one-room West Virginia library runs a $20,000 Cisco router" from February 2013.

Hopefully, when they put this out for comments, everyone can provide him with a link to that story, and perhaps prevent the same cluster-fuck from happening again....but I doubt it.

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32,000 motherboards spit passwords in CLEARTEXT!

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Re: Eh?

Don't you mean 64k? Surely someone hired them.

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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Re: Revenge

So, did you get any job offers from bakeries to be a taste tester?

Heck, even I could do that for a living...

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ha...oh, beat me to it...

I still think I like my combination better than yours.

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