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1345 posts • joined 17 Sep 2009

Sapphire glass maker's woes caused by Apple relationship 'breakdown'

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Re: I do hope someone else buys it

I would think Corning's lawyers and board are going to have a long day today.

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Twitter sues US government for right to disclose NOTHING

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Re: Will they come to get me?

Nor myself, or did I?

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Freedom of speech...

...unless it involves the government, then you need government approval.

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Dot-gay told it's NOT gay enough – but web'll be officially .eco-friendly

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A joke....

...that's what these are. Just a money making scam....nothing more, nothing less.

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Britain’s snooping powers are 'too weak', says NCA chief

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Re: I think the problem is that NSA funded Cheltenham

Turkish: Yeah, that's perfectly clear, AC, yeah. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.

[Turns to Tommy]

Turkish: Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

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Will we ever can the spam monster?

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Re: Yes

How useful is it now anyway? When did you last get a useful email?

About 10 minutes ago.

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There is only one way.

...stop clicking the bloody links!

Like every business, legal or not, if you don't use their "products", then they won't "sell" them.

Unfortunately human curiosity or greed will always win over common sense with many people.

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What’s the KEYBOARD SHORTCUT for Delete?! Look in a contextual menu, fool!

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Re: I recall the 8088 machine I learned on...

You car analogy is a little lame, for

"Mice are nice, but until you use the command line, play under the hood, you really don't understand what the machine can do or what it *is* doing..."

Then it wouldn't be driving a manual box over an auto (that's more like choosing an iPad over a MAC).

To use properly you analogy it would be like owning a modern hot hatch with all it's ecu's, fuel injection and stability control over a car with twin 45's, manual timing, adjustable suspension and manual brake balancing. Hence the phrase "getting under the hood"

That's getting under the hood and how many of you can do that?

The sooner we learn that 99.99% of the people out there don't give a crap how it works, so long as it does the better for everyone.

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Google wants to KILL apps with the 'Physical Web'

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This could get fun...

...The Kinky Escort Agency,

Hi, your husband visited last week and he was asking about 3 in a bed sessions. 10% off 3 in a bed sessions, 20% if you arrange the booking.

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Google ordered to tear down search results from its global dotcom by French court

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Chump change?

Ignoring the horrendous typos...

"It will face daily fines of &euro1,000 – which is chump change for the web goliath."

£365,000 euros per year is hardly chump change. Still helps them make a loss in Europe (excluding Ireland), so less tax to pay. So a win for Google.

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Re-read the article please:

"Why get Google to remove it from .com and .fr if you can still access it through .co.uk."

One of the 1st lines in the article...

"Google to remove links to defamatory information from its search results globally."

And who says Bing is referencing it? Even if they are, you take out the biggest search engine then work down.

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POISON PI sniffs WiFi from your mail room, goes on rampage

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Great idea

Make sure you put on a return address on.

SWAT team in 3....2.....1

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Another day, another cloud computing price cut

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Re: Perfect timing!

The Reg Comments Dept. (aka MI5 outreach programme) have passed your details onto GCHQ who are now investigating what you have to hide on AWS. So you're not being paranoid, rather correct in your fears

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Music-mad Brits drive up hardware sales too – claims BPI

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But...but...but......

...I thought piracy was destroying music sale, because as we are so often told, that 13 year old with 10 thousand titles on their pc would have otherwise paid £10,000 for them.

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IRONY ALERT: Former MI6 chief warns of 'mass snooping' - by PAEDOS

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WTF?

I agree.

"more or less precisely"

It's either precise or not, you can't have both.

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Reddit trousers $50m to splash on ads, mobile and cash-generating staffers

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How to allocate the cash?

Easy, number of ad's you've clicked through and then bought something....

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DVLA website GOES TITSUP on day paper car tax discs retire

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The road tax won't go...yet

".....ignoring the fact that road tax should just be included in fuel duty."

As the car's get more efficient, electrics get more popular, then tax collection drops. So they need some sort of permanent tax to screw everyone over equally.

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Larry Ellison, Oracle's humble CTO, demos cloud migration at OpenWorld

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Simple, they have to point out what's normal, so those freaks that are left out don't feel belittled.

"A majority of 61 percent in the population reported to wear glasses, contact lenses or other reading or visual aids occasionally in 2012"

"The rate for people in their fifties is more than 90 percent and nearly all over-75s wear glasses."

http://www.cbs.nl/en-GB/menu/themas/gezondheid-welzijn/publicaties/artikelen/archief/2013/2013-3849-wm.htm

The stats are similar throughout the western world.

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Huawei promises €1.5 BILLION French investment

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Re: They promissed the same in the UK a couple of years back

There is this thing called the "internet", it has these things called "web pages". Companies use these "web pages" to often give you "information", like the following:

"Huawei opened its first office in the UK in 2001 and is mainland China’s largest investor into the UK. The company has 15 offices across the UK and 890 employees, planned to rise to 1,500 by 2017. Huawei will continue to expand its investment in the UK in the coming years, and is planning to invest £650 million and procure £650 million in services by 2017. In 2011, Huawei opened its UK R&D centre in Ipswich after acquiring CIP, the centre for integrated photonics. In April 2013, Huawei opened a new UK headquarters in Green Park, Reading."

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One million people have bonked on London public transport

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Re: Another explanation

Not sure why you are saying Nick Clegg will abolish bus passes, it a local authority thing, not national.

Still a billion a year on bus passes for people that are better off than many working people does not sit quite right.

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AMD, Oracle sweep their glasses off the table, ARM wrestle Hadoop for the data center

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Yippeee.....

..new attack vectors ahoy!

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EE coughs to BROKEN data usage metrics BLUNDER that short-changes customers

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Re: Why bother?

The same applies to "Orange Mail" - Android phones have to be tied to a GMail account anyway, so why bother with that either?

The wife has a Gmail account for her android phone, never, ever used it for email (and nor does she use orange mail). It's this crazy thing called choice.

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US stakes out 'net battleground ahead of ITU meeting

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Re: Open goal for USA bashers

Ignoring the mix of future and present tenses...

"if not for the US, Europeans could be buying head scarfs and veils for their wives and daughters already when ISIS takes over, "

I'll amend.

If not for the US blowing up countries because of the risk of oil supplies being restricted under the pretence that they could fire a bottom of the range missile, with a payload capable of any real damage well beyond it's physical range by some several thousand miles, then Europeans would never of had to worry about ISIS.

Fixed.

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Fraud shop OVERSTOCKED with stolen credit cards

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I just wonder....

...if the banks could (or do) buy these lists and then could revoke the cards? It would be an major inconvenience to the card holder, but not as much as you finding your card is refused not because it's been revoked, but because your bank account is empty.

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EU operators PLEAD for MERCY, may get roaming rates cut ‘reprieve’

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Oh crap, here we go.

"there could be a loophole that allows only a ‘fair use’ allowance for customers "

So somewhere between 10 minutes and 100,000 then?

Why not just set in stone and say euro-plan must match x% of home plan and have done with it.

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Adobe axes R&D lab in China, insiders blame mandarins and pirates

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Re: China, the short lived adventure

You're right, how could our governments have let this happen?

Actually don't blame the governments for this, blame the consumers. We wanted "better", cheaper, faster, so that's we got.

Companies are only driven by demand, sure they may try to steer the demand, but ultimately, the consumer decides what they do. if every single Apple owner, for example said " We will not buy any Apple products until every component is made outside China" trust me, there would be new factories popping up everywhere.

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IT crisis looming: 'What if AWS goes pop, runs out of cash?'

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Re: Wouldn't it be funny if...

No.

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Sigh....

...random analyst, plucks random data out and makes 1+1 = -50.

Many companies run many projects at a loss as they build up, heck even most little shops run at a loss in the first year or two. This is not news or even newsworthy.

They are expanding at a massive rate and building out at huge cost. As the market slows down and the "me too's" drop off, the big boys will pick up a lot of the slack, and slow down the expansion as the market matures. That's when they will start to make money.

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Patch Bash NOW: 'Shellshock' bug blasts OS X, Linux systems wide open

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@a/c Re: Can you hear that sound?

"I guess this means that Linux based systems are likely going to continue to be the most risky OS for remote exploits on the internet for the foreseeable future."

Are the only keys that work on your keyboard CTRL + C & CRTL + V?

Just as a (mainly) windows user, I think your a 13 year old moron that spends his nights on to many forums salivating over <insert female movie star>, whilst having pointless arguments with Eadon.

GROW UP!

Sorry, I know, feeding trolls and all that.

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Bash bug: Shellshocked yet? You will be ... when this goes WORM

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Re: Oh $!#t.

"But I don't think it will affect anyone unless they're using OS X Server facing the Internet."

Well that's going to scare all two of them.

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Huawei prez: A one-speed internet is bad for everyone

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The difference is not traffic priority....

...but customer priority,

This is a basic argument that many pro / con net neutrality people rabidly can't understand.

Common sense says that voice and video real time traffic needs top priority and email less, the issue is should Google's or Microsoft's voice traffic take priority over Fred Smith's voice traffic; should Google's email take priority of Joe Blogg's email. The answer is no.

QoS is not the issue here.

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Fake tape detectors, 'from the stands' footie and UGH! Internet of Things in my set-top box

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For instance, picking up audio from the goal keeper, or turning off the commentary.

Yes,, yes ,YES!

Turn of the crap commentary that plagued the Olympics, especially the brain dead moron that covered the opening ceremony!

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Heatmiser digital thermostat users: For pity's sake, DON'T SWITCH ON the WI-FI

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It's not a bug, it's a feature!

It means that your guests can control the heat as well. What's the issue.

Coat? It's suddenly got cold around here.

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jQuery site popped to serve malware slop

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Re: What's going on here??

There are some ad and other links on the site, so maybe one of those has been compromised?

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Range Rover to fit trendy new SUV with FRIKKIN' LASER HUDs

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Re: Call me sceptical

"The one that really annoys me is the "New Road Layout Ahead" sign a truly pointless waste of time and money."

is that the one that stays up for several years until a) the lamp post its stuck to gets replaced or it replaced by a new New Road Layout Ahead when they decide the last change was an utterly stupid idea and change it back.

Yes I work in Birmingham where this seems to happen on a regular basis.

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Samsung abandons Chromebooks, laptops, PCs in Europe

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Re: Sad news

Oh just fuck off troll.

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Tripadvisor site coughs to card data breach for a potential 800k users

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I know who the hackers are!

It's Experian

Face the facts folks, since all these hacks they must be rolling in it. All these "free" credit card checks being put into place must be music to their ears.

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Re: aw man

We've used notourcreditcardinfohonest.rtf

We think no one has looked at them as the last modified date is the same.

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Home Depot: 56 million bank cards pwned by malware in our tills

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Re: XP based self checkouts

If you run a 10 year old verision of Linux, chances are that's going to be pretty easy to nail as well.

It's not he OS that is the issue, it's the installation, maintenance and policies.

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Soundbites: News in brief from the Wi-Fi audiophile files

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Makes no difference...

...when the shitty "musician" or "producer" ram all the levels to max and let the compressor sort out the resulting mess.

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'Kim Kardashian snaps naked selfies with a BLACKBERRY'. *Twitterati gasps*

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Shocker....

..attention whore get's nude photo's "hacked".

Yup just like the coincidental photographer that happens to arrive at the same nightclub / restaurant / beach and so on 5 minutes before they get there.

Stu..

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Exercise-tracking app not QUITE fit for purpose

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Re: I thought date of birth was like a password

You don't give the same date of birth to banks? That will make an interesting credit report.

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TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

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Re: Exactly the type of thing

"Anonymous, just because, who I am, where I am, what I do, is none of your business."

Anon.....except to The Register who are a covert government operation and track you and your comments before handing you over..

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Gigantic bazaar Alibaba WILL turn share price up to 11, er, $68 for biggest IPO ever in US

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"It may not be worth more than Amazon"

It is worth more and is WAY bigger.

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Oi, London thief. We KNOW what you're doing - our PRECRIME system warned us

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Re: Statement of the obvious

Drug dealing / Shooting - sink-hole estates

Pick pocketing / bag snatching - tourist areas and tube stations.

Drunken violence - city centres and nr pubs, peaking on Friday and Saturday nights,

Under-age drinking, nr parks, co-ops & bargain booze

Football violence, pubs near football grounds, mainly Saturday and Sunday afternnons.

I make that a lot more accurate than 70%

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Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android

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All well and good...

...but what about all that data that is synch'd with iCloud / Gloogleland?

Law: Let us have the data on the phone. We have a warrant

Apple / Google, We can't...nah, nah, na, na, naaaaaah

Law: Lets us have all the data in the iCloud. We have a warrant.

Apple / Google: OK

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Damien Hirst, eat your heart out - these guys chop up TAXIS

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Coincidently I saw three of those in Paignton the other week.

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Scotland wins WORLD RECORD as voters head to referendum polls

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Ok guys..a hint...

...take it to the next level and give it a bath.

http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2012/09/04/intel-explores-mineral-oil-cooling/

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Sony says year's losses will be FOUR TIMES DEEPER than thought

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I've always found...

many Sony products being priced at the very high end of the market, thinking themselves as a premium brand, but most people I speak to, think they make nice stuff, just over priced.

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Will Apple give Chinese iPhone workers cancer? THE TRUTH

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About time...

when all the crap about the suicides was banded about, I took the population of "Foxconn City"and threw it against (I think) Wolverhampton, which was about the same population. The suicide rate was about 1/2 that of Wolverhampton.

But of course when you say x people committed suicide in Foxconn, most people think of a UK factory of about 200 people, not a place of 300,000 with a city centre, housing, swimming pools, leisure clubs, bars and restaurants.

It's a question of context, but that doesn't get the headlines.

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