* Posts by SSC dougal

3 posts • joined 17 Sep 2009

Footie fans in 'cunthorpe Utd' calendar shocker

SSC dougal


as a scunny lad born and bred remembering the good old days of newsgroup language filters stopping me from informing all and sundry where i live this comes as no suprise to me.

90 percent of people here are lazy stupid and ignorant. I would guess this was proof read but by the scunny bunny mascot


'Buy puke-rays and we'll donate to police widows & orphans'

SSC dougal

Major Flaw

i see one pootentialy fatal flaw with this technology.

it is claimed it uses a flashinf light to be directed into the eyes of the perp. what happens when this light is directed at sum1 with epilepsy and sends them into a fit.

and before the comments cum regarding them being criminals and who cares, how many times do you hear of the police going for innocent people.


Alabama judges take hard line on dildos

SSC dougal

@ Anonymous coward Posted Monday 14th September 2009 15:43 GMT

"I bet even in Alabama you can buy off the shelf cucumbers without a license. Or a doctors receipt. What is a good medical purpose for a dildo anyway?"

The medical purpose for a dildo is for treatment of hysteria http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteria

mines the one with the huge dildo and 19th century medical dictionary