* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain

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Re: Is Katie here?

Some cockwomble is, yes.

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She is entitled to her opinion. Her assumption that everyone else is entitled to it as well is what i find unforgivable.

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What next?

Bill Oddie banning even Goodier phrases.

Do, do, do the funky shitgibbon?

Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink

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Re: Small heatsinks are less then ideal

Nice!

Elon Musk's new idea is to hook your noggin up to an AI – but is he just insane about the brain?

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Re: The Future is... rolling round on the floor frothing at the mouth

Avon had the very best lines. The writing was unparalleled.

Vila: "I'm entitled to my opinion!"

Avon: "It is your assumption that WE are entitled to it as well that is irritating."

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I'm well known for cutting the cheese...

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"Tweeting center in the cerebrum"

Conflict here... HOW can there be a Tweeting centre in the brain when there isn't a brain?

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Re: Surprised

An unstable horse is often out standing in their field, though.

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Re: The Future is... rolling round on the floor frothing at the mouth

Not if they do a "Tomorrow People" job on it we don't. Some things are close to perfection, some things are just of their time. Some things are a bit of both.

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Re: Elon - I think I might have a few candidates for you...

They're not electrodes, they're tentacles. Love the tentacle!

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Re: Too small...

Musk's BMI connected to a multi-chambered vape via Bluetooth... now there's an idea.

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Re: Too small...

Mathematically speaking the "normal" human is operating at 90° to the rest of them.

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Re: The Future is... rolling round on the floor frothing at the mouth

Gan in Blake's 7. Tripods.

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Re: Human-assist for Autopilot?

Or they could work your legs so you can get home from the pub when you're too slaughtered to do it yourself. Auto-pilot for pedestrians. Let's see how well that works out.

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Re: Sci-Fi References

Wireless charging, held in place by a magnetic clasp.

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Re: Too small...

We don't know for certain, and we never will because the best we can do is find a generalised model. There are too many individualities to say they all work this way exactly. And every single "brain" is broken in its own unique way, and though most conform to the middle of the bell curve, there are those that fall in the middle of the tails that we call extraordinary or even mentally ill, and there are those at the tails that are too broken to work at all.

However, there has been an enormous amount of work completed over the last 40 years, and we have a much clearer picture. We CAN say that there are micro-consciousnesses specialised and resulting in specific neural circuits and that these are interconnected as a result of, for example, brain lesion studies where people will deny being able to see, yet can catch a ball thrown at them or duck to avoid a branch, or will deny being able to see colour, yet can guess with far better than chance the colour of a stimulus, or deny the existence of visual motion (this is a really weird one to conceptualise), or who are conscious of taste when presented with a shape, or a shape when presented with a sound etc. We know that the loss of a 40Hz synchronised electrical signal that might be mistaken as noise in firing even, or as a bias on the neural potential, causes a loss of consciousness that is reported by subjects experimentally and accidentally or as a result of insult.

The role of general neurotransmitters and hormones is also being explored very, very vigorously, although they are thought to be too slow and diffuse to mediate consciousness. Synaptic neurotransmitters are fast enough to form part of a specific signal path, and indeed that is what they do. Electrical signalling to chemical signalling and back again.

And I believe you are correct about the neural lace. It certainly rings a bell.

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Re: Enjoy the choice

No sucking. Your mind will be blown.

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Too small...

These things are tiny compared to a human brain. It works on a mouse because their brains are smaller than a nickel (5¢). Conscious thought is considered to be an emergent property arising from the synchronous activity of a diffuse number of specialised "micro-consciousnesses" distributed or arising across the entire brain. He'd be far better off looking at, say spinal transections, where the actual area of tissue that's useful is on the same scale as his device.

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He's invented the USB mouse.

2025: HELLO? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ON THE TUBE. FULL 4G NOW. NAH, IT'S CRAP

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Re: Keep the tubes quiet

The sharpest bend currently operational anywhere on the UK rail network, I believe, is the one on the central line near White City. Caxton Curve I think it is. Some stupid radius like 60m or something.

We don't mean to poo-poo this, but... The Internet of S**t has literally arrived thanks to Pampers smart diapers

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Pampers are rubbish...

Never fitted right. Leaks everywhere. And this development is nothing new. Even 25 years ago my child wearing Pampers used to regularly dump stuff on my laptop.

Bulb smart meters in England wake up from comas miraculously speaking fluent Welsh

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Re: Niche languages...

Not necessarily... I'd settled for a course in English cliterature.

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Niche languages...

Are no problem for the cunning linguist.

Oh look. Vodafone has extended its ultrafast 5G network to deliver... Wi-Fi?

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Devil

Hm...

"The 5G GigaCube could bring happiness to people allergic to Ethernet who are prepared to suffer lower performance and higher cost as long as there are no wires involved."

Dyson, then.

Scientist, war hero and gay icon Alan Turing is new face of the £50 note

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Re: ... and the best of it

The Assange note would encourage saving, though. It would lock itself away for a decade.

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Cash only, he didn't take a cheque, mate.

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They're worth a bombe.

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He'd be turing in his grave.

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How many of these...

buy's an Apple machine?

AI solves Rubik's Cube in 1.2 seconds (that's three times slower than a non-AI algorithm)

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Re: chess

Playing four games of chess simultaneously whilst driving a car down an athletics track, avoiding all the human runners would be impressive.

Industry reps told the UK taxman everything wrong with extending IR35. What happened next will astound you

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Re: Perhaps you should advise your children

And then register as a children's hometown claim charitable status on the council tax. Genius!

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Re: Perhaps you should advise your children

Actually, they're not my children. They just live in my house, eat my food and make use of my household amenities. In return, I give them an allowance, but they have no holiday entitlement, and if they get sick, then that time gets deducted from their pocket money.

Good luck deleting someone's private info from a trained neural network – it's likely to bork the whole thing

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Re: By the time it's ingrained and encoded into a deep learning net...

Unfortunately that also depends on the question you are asking, I expect.

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Re: By the time it's ingrained and encoded into a deep learning net...

Ah, but it might be able to classify a face as likely to belong to a female aged 62, who most likely will have a high echelon job in UK politics, live in Sonning and be unable to dance properly to her choice in music which will likely include Abba.

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By the time it's ingrained and encoded into a deep learning net...

is it still identifiable private info? And as the laws requiring such mechanisms for deletion apply to all filing systems, agnostic of the physical medium, electronic, paper or otherwise, does this also apply to people's brains? You'd have to develop some form of amnesia drug, and be sure it had no side effects. Anyway, the duty rostered lab have just finished brewing today's coffee, so I'll just pop down to get a cup... if I can remember where the kitchen is.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days

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And my shopping basket at John Lewis is like I've gone in store with a kleptomaniac toddler.

Train maker's coder goes loco, choo-choo-chooses to flee to China with top-secret code – allegedly

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Re: "software blueprints" ?

I wonder what language it's written in? Anyway, but the time the Chinese have had their way with it, it'll be re-written in the train specific "Jade-on-Rails".

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Re: Nice Picture

Toby? Or not Toby? That is the question.

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Well if you follow any threads about Train Control systems...

which for some reason El Reg isn't that into... you'll know about the debates raging on the London Underground about Seltrac versus Westinghouse and all those various flavours of TBTC and what capabilities they have, and how trials of one system over another can delay the renewal of rolling stock and various line upgrades etc. It's actually a fully fledged cock-fighting arena rather than some relatively trivial bit of pilfering. We are talking billions of $$ here. Just look at how much the UK is spending for HS2 stuff.

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Re: "US train makers have a long experience in such kind of transport"

And of course you can always bolt the engines on further forwards and create a handling characteristics mapping between the old and the new. Worked for Boeing. Sort of.

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

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Re: There it is...!

Maybe they were visionary and saw the future of air superiority at sea being in the form of drones?

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Re: Loose lips...

SkyDiver or SeaView?

Both excellent boats.

RTFM: Wireless Broadband Alliance squeezes out 40-page ode to the joy of Wi-Fi 6

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Re: Wi-Fi 6 represents the end of the idea of wiring desks for Ethernet

Where's the spec for Power over WiFi again?

Boffins ready to go live with system that will track creatures great and small from space

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Re: "Fascist Police State in the UK sees opportunities for Citizen monitoring"

Giraffes have spots too.

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Re: "Fascist Police State in the UK sees opportunities for Citizen monitoring"

Well spotted.

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Re: "who gets to install the tracking devices on the bears and leopards?"

The post-grad students. Survival of the fittest, isn't it?

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"...the outdated Argos system..."

That's the one where you had to go through a printed catalogue to find your species of interest and then you picked up your data at collection point B, yes?

King's College London breached GDPR by sharing list of activist students with cops

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Re: ICO fine incoming ... or not?

I think a lot of it will hinge on if at any time, even in a casual phone call, the cops asked for the information before it was volunteered. Mind you, I'm not sure I'd consent to the processing of my PID if the reason for the processing was compiling a list of dissidents. They'd probably present that as being "processing of data related to the security of individuals, the institution and its teaching, research and other activities". Which of course we would all have no objection to. Right, kids?