* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Now it's Terrance Dicks' turn to regenerate: Golden-age Doctor Who mainstay dies aged 84

TRT Silver badge

Re: RIP Terrance Dicks

I quite like a lot of the slow pace in the old stories. Where you could spend 15 seconds panning along a corridor with a slightly comical slow oboe soundtrack before the trademark fedora peeped slowly out from round a corner. Compare that to current 100 mile an hour pace and full orchestra chase music all the time. The only time the pace slows nowadays is to fit in some meaningful heart to heart dialogue which used to take 20 seconds and end with "Ah well, life's like that. Would you like a jelly baby."

TRT Silver badge

No, that would be either Mervyn Haisman or Henry Lincoln, who had the 2nd Doctor nibble on some jelly babies in The Dominators.

Full of beans? Sadly not as fellow cracks open tin at dinner to find just one

TRT Silver badge

Re: To see the humour...

Send them a fart in a can.

TRT Silver badge

Rubbish! British canteen food is great; provides 100% of your recommended daily allowance of irony.

TRT Silver badge

You have to heat them up in the kitchen, then carefully move the plate or bowl back to your bedroom/student pit. But can you carry hot haricot?

TRT Silver badge

Princesses

No. That's if you post on social media about it.

SpaceX didn't move sat out of impending smash doom because it 'didn't see ESA's messages'

TRT Silver badge

Re: Right...

What he lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm.

That's one of those double-edge sayings. I saw a chap with a t-shirt this morning that read "In my defence, I was left unsupervised..."

TRT Silver badge

Re: "Turn right" and fuel

Which makes me wonder... does a dead satellite get an orbituary?

Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke's motor

TRT Silver badge

Re: Could have been worse...

if he'd have crapped in the front grill, the shit would have really hit the fan.

Or the air-conditioning intake. That doesn't bear thinking about actually... all belted up ready to go, adjust the interior blower outlet to point straight at your face because the weather report was for a hot, hot day... ignition on...

TRT Silver badge

Re: shotgun full of salt in the arse

somehow, I think paranoia isn't the right word when it comes to guns. That would suggest irrationality surrounding the harm that could be done.

TRT Silver badge

Now if it was...

a white VW with a "53" on the bonnet things could have ended very badly for our wannabe phantom of the plopera.

TRT Silver badge

Re: £2000...

A kilo of nutty slack can easily scratch the paintwork if carelessly wiped off.

TRT Silver badge

Re: £2000...

I believe it was a soft-top.

TRT Silver badge

Re: He did everything!

Or, indeed, a Honda Jizz.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Made a log of the incident!

That would go in the log book.

TRT Silver badge

Maybe he wanted to buy it...

and was just leaving a deposit?

Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road

TRT Silver badge

Re: It's always a firetruck

It's called machine learning and the minimisation of consequences paradox.

Accidents have better outcomes for the meatbags onboard the faster a firetruck reaches the scene... so in a perverse way it's better for driver survivability to, you know, hit a firetruck.

TRT Silver badge

Re: What a complete plonker!

"I remember that day, it wasn't reminded to breathe, you know. So I was just like sitting there, ready to breathe in, but no-one told me to, and then BOOM! anoxic brain damage there right in my face. It was scary."

Microsoft's only gone and published the exFAT spec, now supports popping it in the Linux kernel

TRT Silver badge

Charging for such a ubiquitous file format...

must surely be living off the exFAT of the land?

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

TRT Silver badge

Re: But don't you have to pass a Driver's test?

The alternative reality Enterprise you refer to has a couple of motor-boat throttle levers... on the left of the console, quite high up. There are also a couple of joystick controls on the right, but I don't recall seeing those being used. I believe there's a scene in the film where Pike asks Sulu if he left the parking brake on, and the close up of the throttle levers is about that point in time. IIRC.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Heart Of Gold

Oh. And have three thumbs up... one from each arm.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Heart Of Gold

I believe it showered the crew with polystyrene packing nuggets and was all wrapped up in cellophane.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Easy Fix

There's that goo that solidifies when charged a certain way around.

TRT Silver badge

And have you SEEN what water spray does to a capacitative touch screen?

TRT Silver badge

Hey Siri! Set both throttle to 50%.

Setting port throttle to 50%...

Hey Siri... both... BOTH... BOOOOOOTTTTTHHHH!!!!! *crunch*

TRT Silver badge

Re: Touch screens

Ordered two of marine engines with 9" touch screen remote control panel. Free carriage from China, please to leave positive feedback on this five star rated seller.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Touch screens

There was an article I think on BBC News this week about converting old classic cars to electric drive using scrap bits from crashed Teslas.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

TRT Silver badge

I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

TRT Silver badge

This drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure. Share and enjoy.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

TRT Silver badge

Re: "irresponsible and misleading"

Made them sit up and take notice, though, which is exactly what the intention was*

*probably.

Googlers hate it! This one weird trick lets websites dodge Chrome 76's defenses, detect you're in Incognito mode

TRT Silver badge

In the early days, one of the ways we monitored suspicious student activity was to watch the web cache files over file sharing... not incognito.

New British Army psyops unit fires rebrandogun, smoke clears to reveal... I'm sorry, Dave...

TRT Silver badge

Re: Hmm, seems I've seen this somewhere else ..

Commander-in-chief, Unified Networks and Telecommunications Force, Allied Command Europe.

TRT Silver badge

Where's the headquarters again? South London, you say?

One Ring to rule them all,

One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Morden where the Shadows lie.

Omni(box)shambles? Google takes aim at worldwide web yet again

TRT Silver badge

Re: I reckon the proper term is 'institutional stupidity'

Well that's true enough, though it only takes a guess at the application to default to use when opening based on the .ext. And THAT mechanism is a kludge to cope with Windows & DOS files. The comment originally, though, was that it doesn't REQUIRE it, not that it can't cope with it or doesn't make use of it.

I generally find it's best just to leave the extension on. It's neither here nor there; we've grown up with it. Now... the semi-colon versioning format for VMS... I can live with that!

TRT Silver badge

Re: I reckon the proper term is 'institutional stupidity'

They create a 'hidden' sidecar file instead. You can work quite happily on a FAT32 USB stick, for example, without a ".ext" filename.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Makes sense now..

Google.com.dontbeevil contains deadwood which should be removed by the browser

TRT Silver badge

Re: www?

News.bbc.co.uk is very different.

TRT Silver badge

Safari handles this beautifully.

TRT Silver badge

Re: I reckon the proper term is 'institutional stupidity'

Nor have Macs ever required that.

Outraged Virgin slaps IP trolls over dirty movie download data demands

TRT Silver badge

I suspect that the judge...

Is a Virgin Media customer. And the deluxe model is the one with the real hair.

Airbus A350 software bug forces airlines to turn planes off and on every 149 hours

TRT Silver badge

Re: Restart Before You Depart

Strategy?

TRT Silver badge

Re: Could be worse.....

Could be worse. BSOD.

TRT Silver badge

Re: Common Remote Data Concentrator (CRDC)

One wonders if the plane has a buzzer that sounds when you open the pilot's door without removing the ignition key?

TRT Silver badge

Man arrested over UK's Lancaster University data breach hack allegations

TRT Silver badge

Re: And it's based on anecdotes like this...

Indeed. Having access to the data, though, is key to the research activity, so authorised people will have to have access, and THIS is always going to be a point of attack. Far better to educate the end users and work with them to derive a workable security strategy than to lock them out in ways that will frustrate them and cause them to find ways of getting around restrictions that they see as unnecessarily cumbersome or restrictive. In other words, if it's the data that needs to be secure, then secure the data properly and not everything else as well.

TRT Silver badge

Is that related to Macadamiac Freedom, where you let the nuts run the asylum?

TRT Silver badge

Re: And it's based on anecdotes like this...

It would be a heck of a leap to connect access to student records with pwn'ing a researcher's desktop machine. Yet this is what I find so often - you can't have admin rights on your machine because "we need to secure the site and that's the first item in the list" whilst calculating the cost of a breach like this and finding it outweighs the inconvenience and cost to staff of not having admin rights. Whereas this, I would argue, is not an appropriate things to do in all cases. Universities are more than just big schools - they have teaching, but often they also have research, and often other roles such as curators of knowledge and wisdom access points for communities (virtual and physical). The balancing act, I feel, is somewhat disjointed, as if you have two kids on each end of a seesaw, but they're actually two different seesaws. You could be doing yourself a disfavour by being too anal about security instead of being smart and securing that which needs to be secure. Layered and appropriate defence instead of one big castle where once you're inside you can run unchecked.

TRT Silver badge

Re: State sponsored ?

Ah. On Ilkley Moor bar black'tat?

TRT Silver badge

And it's based on anecdotes like this...

that IT departments in universities say things like "no, staff members can't have admin rights on their devices, there's no need, and if there is we have the keys to the kingdom..." whilst apparently forgetting that the keys to the kingdom are themselves vulnerable to theft or abuse. It wouldn't surprise me if the breach was closer to home than they would like to admit.