* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Microsoft axes 10,000, already breaking bad news to staff

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Are they going to fire them on a Zoom call or on Teams?

Enquiring minds need to know.

Laser-wielding boffins bend lightning to their will

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Re: Easy - A Flux Capacitor!

The Libyans!

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Re: Just a thought

Hopefully by modulating the laser and using, say, a grid of emitters or possibly reflective surfaces that can fire in turn, the storm energy could be pulsed more gently into an array of storage cells - maybe heating salt water or silica in underground vats. It's hopeful that the seemingly random pattern of lightning strikes could become more directed and controllable.

Microsoft and community release scripts to help mitigate Defender mess

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Re: Class Action Lawsuit anyone???

Microsoft do this so often I have a shortcut for it!... Oh. Had a shortcut.

This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone

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The bomb, bomb, bomb bomb bomb joke...

was from Carry on Teacher, I think. Well, that's where I heard it anyway. Joan Sims as Miss Allcock, the "gym mistress" IIRC. Made by Richard O'Sullivan.

Games Workshop once again battles scariest monster of all: ERP gone wrong

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To answer that question, one must define "success".

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Re: And then the people who designed it will leave...

Depends on the size of the supplier, I guess. After all, big guns never tire.

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"We have made some good progress..."

I'm not sure what to understand from this comment. However, had movement on the project been classified as Normal, Advance, Remaining Stationary or Falling Back...

BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!

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Was the printer was empty of toner during its descent towards the atrium floor...

so that the noise it made on impact could be described as an atonal symphony? Make a fortune on the ASMR circuits.

Scientists tricked into believing fake abstracts written by ChatGPT were real

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At some point...

Someone is going to have to train an AI to detect AI generated fakes.

Heata offers free hot water by mounting servers on people's water tanks

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A Vaillant effort...

but they say they're not looking to run Web(asto) servers which would be Ideal.

Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition

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Is Teams out of Beta then?

Because it never feels like it is.

Oh, no: The electric cars at CES are getting all emotional

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Re: fratzonic chambered exhaust

"Reproduce the sound of the Vulcan"...

'That would be... illogical.'

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Re: Bank jobs in the BMW

Terrahawks - Hudson.

Cleaner ignored 'do not use tap' sign, destroyed phone systems ... and the entire building

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Re: Concrete dust = Kryptonite

I had one fail during the Christmas break. Low He level. First one I've seen do that in 10 years. Out of about 40 of them.

Miniature nuclear reactors could be the answer to sustainable datacenter growth

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Re: What about the operational costs?

No. Three yard islands.

Computing's big question for 2023: How many more questions can we endure?

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The question is like to ask is what date time related bug is going to cripple Microsoft's software this year? All eyes are on midnight as the clock rolls over from 31/12 to 1/1...

It'll probably undo some critical patch.

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Re: Amen

Could you please restate the last sentence algebraically as I'm too drunk to understand it written in English.

BOFH and the office security access upgrade

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Re: Question

I did, but as the post to which I replied had used the spelling of Redding, I felt I had to go the other way.

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Re: "...the principles of Lumbering Design..."

Also known as FRAGILE.

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Re: Ah, time management systems

You've got to love IT.

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Re: Question

Not a surprise. Otis Reading is well known for just sitting on the dock in the bay.

UK's Guardian newspaper breaks news of ransomware attack on itself

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Re: We believe this to be ransomware(?)

They're not sure if it's an encrypting ransomware that swaps all the letters around, or if it's BAU.

Amazon, Games Workshop announce Warhammer 40k film deal

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Lead actors?

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Re: Tax Avoidance

Which begs the question, why are there so many bald villains in Warhammer 40K?

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I want the performances to be solid metal, not plastic.

Elon Musk starts poll with one question: Should I step down as head of Twitter?

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Re: Vote Remain!

Elons-y?

(pr. French)

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There's no options for "God, yes! Please! NOW! Just go!" or "Meh!"

Apple 'created decoy labor group' to derail unionization

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Re: Local union affiliates?

I don't know for certain, but I'm sure they've made use of some trick or other. Like making each individual store effectively a franchise and thus its own company which would have a much smaller workforce, probably underneath some minimum threshold figure for mandatory employee benefits; so things like health care etc are going to be "perks" that can be withdrawn rather than statutory provisions. They play to the letter of the law, not the spirit of it. Mind you the legal department has amazing pay and benefits, I hear.

London cops break into gallery to rescue lifelike art installation

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Re: Were the police constables able to authorise the break-in themselves...

Inspector Campbells here; Cream of Scotland Yard. And this is Sergeant Baxters, of the haggis division.

Now then, now then, now then. What's been going on here, then, eh?

Oh dear. Looks like it was croutons for this young lady.

Have you seen this modus operandi before, Sergeant Baxter?

Indeed I have, sir. Could it be... the Cullen Skink?

Ah, indeed it could! We never caught that one. Reckon it was a member of the aristocracy... there are a few game royals up there.

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Re: ...smashed down the doors... ...a bowl of soup

They thought it was a Batchelor's pad.

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Re: Ahaaaaaa!

Sharks fin soup.

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Re: Well done to the officers involved

That's using your noodle.

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Re: Well done to the officers involved

Such wonton destruction...

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Were the police constables able to authorise the break-in themselves...

or did they have to call the Super?

Amazon graduate hires told they can't start work until next December

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They have a remote numbering system. RTFM. Oh, what manual? Well the onscreen one... you say into the remote - Display product manual.

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Re: Red spiders

I have a feeling that reply is going to be in XKCD sometime soon.

Women sue Apple claiming AirTags helped their stalkers

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Re: No iPhome ==No stalking

So that the AIRTAGs can be identified by some law enforcement agency rather than having to go through Apple to get the information to discover who is planting the tags and tracking a person. You get warned that there's a device travelling with you that's not registered to you... that warning must be generated on the basis of data that your phone is receiving. these data should be logged and recorded. That's what I'm saying. That those data should be logged, recorded and available to the authorities independently of Apple should someone wish to pursue a complaint.

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Re: No iPhome ==No stalking

I would hope the beacon signal can be recorded and would encode the device type and the associated AppleID. OK, so only law enforcement should be able to decode the AppleID bit, but if you get a ping you should be able to know what kind of device it is that you are looking for. AirTags are easily concealed - I saw once photo where it was mostly encased in black silicon mastic - presumably then stuck into a wheel well of a car under the floor mat where it blended in with the undercoat / waterproofing.

Apple preps for 'third-party iOS app stores' in Europe

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Yes, but what does that MEAN?

Victims of IT scandal in UK postal service will get fresh compensation

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Re: Bring manglement to book @The Axe

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/private-prosecutions/private-prosecutions

Any adult has the right to apply to a magistrates’ court to bring a private prosecution. However, there are a small number of offences where the prosecutor is restricted, or that can only be prosecuted if the Attorney General consents. The Act of Parliament which creates the offence will state whether this is the case.

The Crown Prosecution Service can take over any criminal prosecution, and may then carry out the prosecution. It may end (or ‘discontinue’) the prosecution if it does not believe that it should have been brought.

All prosecutions begin in a magistrates’ court, but may then be heard in the Crown Court. For some offences, such as theft, fraud, or assault occasioning actual bodily harm, the defendant can insist on a trial before a jury in the Crown Court. A prosecutor cannot insist on this, although they may give the court reasons why they should send the case to the Crown Court. Some offences, such as assault with intent to cause grievous bodily harm, and rape, can only be tried in the Crown Court. Others, such as common assault or harassment without violence, can only be tried in a magistrates’ court.

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Re: I am making a prediction

They did learn the lesson that they need to say "lessons must be learned" in order to appear sincere, and I think that when you realise this, there's a lesson to be learned for future.

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Re: Bring manglement to book

They like cuts, they do.

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Re: Bring manglement to book

So you're saying that fare evasion should NOT be a criminal offence as it is at present under the Regulation of Railways Act 1889 or the Transport Act 2000 (which covers National Rail rather than TfL)?

Could you claim it was fare avoidance?

TfL will always try to proceed under the Penalty Fare regulations unless they have gathered sufficient evidence, they believe, to prove that the fare evasion is repeated and deliberate.

There is the option to proceed under the Fraud Act 2006.

What do you do about people who try to print their own travel cards? Code their own mag stripes on expired paper tickets? That's criminal - it's not civil by any stretch of the imagination.

DFS could pursue a criminal prosecution for fraud, for example, if they believed that a person was deliberately obtaining goods through fraudulent credit applications (though it's likely that their credit provider would do this).

DFS could bring a civil case for breach of contract.

The Post Office HAD NO SPECIAL STANDING IN LAW at the time of the original prosecutions. They brought private prosecutions (in England) just the same as any other legal body. The CPS has oversight of all private prosecutions and can intervene to take over a prosecution and either continue or dismiss (in the case of insufficient evidence) the case. The Post Office effectively presented the CPS with evidence that was inaccurate, and in doing so gamed the system to achieve their own ends - a criminal conviction. Make no mistake - the Post Office should be up on trial for what they've done. I'm just trying to correct the impression that somehow they did this in some subversive fashion using special case status - they've never had that, TfL doesn't have that, Associated British Ports doesn't have that etc.

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Re: Bring manglement to book

Yeah, but TfL cases are heard in the court. They are not judge, jury and executioner. So how's that different to, say, DFS taking me to court for not paying for my sofa, or getting a parking ticket from NCP?

TfL revenue have no power of arrest, by the way. They work alongside e.g. the BTP who DO have a power of arrest. Did I misunderstand which bit of the OP was in error?

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Re: Bring manglement to book

Why should TfL lose the power to prosecute fare evaders?

You get the internet you deserve

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Re: Google has lost already

The brain is a wonderful device for storing penguins. The internet is a wonderful place for storing videos of kittens. Real life is for everything else.

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Re: wikipedia

You heard the guy. What is truth, right?

This is the best pay offer you'll get without more strikes, union tells BT workers

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Let them leave - the pay structure is a pyramid - allows people to move up the food chain.