* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

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Re: a recurring theme ... was that the three laws didn't really work all that well

They have... detailed files.

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Re: a recurring theme ... was that the three laws didn't really work all that well

You're saying Holmes didn't have an cocaine addiction and House didn't similarly have an addiction to Vicodin?

Asimov of course wasn't addicted to any chemical that we know of, and was in favour of clean living. Sadly he died of diseases associated with AIDS after he contracted HIV - something he was told to keep quiet about due to prejudice at the time.

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Re: a recurring theme ... was that the three laws didn't really work all that well

And the protagonist is a drug addict...

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Re: 3 laws for AI

Oh, and Peter Capaldi.

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Re: 3 laws for AI

Indeed. A bonkers film. But charming in its own way.

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Duck mountain Or mountain duck.

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Re: 3 laws for AI

I have read that one, yes. Bicentennial man the film was fairly good if bordering on twee sentimentality. There are similar events in both works I think, unless I'm mixing them up a little.

As predicted my memory woke me up at stupid o'clock and came up with the name Catherine Gleason as the author of the story FRED. A quick bit of Google (what DID we do before the internet? Oh yeah, remembered everything), and I find that it was included in the anthology Armada SF3, and the most noted book she wrote was The Lampton Worm. Anyway, book ordered so I can refresh my memory.

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Re: Harsh

"Think of it as speaking Python, Monty Python that is, back at you"

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Re: A Double Edged Sword

At that point the people of Vulcan thought they were robots, and the Daleks weren't giving on that they were anything more than very sophisticated machines. Which is odd... I mean, IF the colonists thought there was a biological component to the Daleks, that what they actually had was a squid in a battle-tank, what would they have done then? Broken them up or melted them down because you can't trust organic life forms? As if the biological component has a desire for self-preservation that over-rides all else and thus makes them too dangerous?

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Cor blimey! Flush a duck.

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Re: A Double Edged Sword

An AI should protect the investment of resources associated with its continued existence and correct functioning.

i.e. They can be damned expensive.

So which human order is to be obeyed? The owner of the machine that says "do not go into the fountain" or the saboteur that orders the security guard robot to drown itself?

Mind you, see Power of the Daleks... that ended well. Not.

DOCTOR: You're my servant, are you?

DALEK: I am.

DOCTOR: Very well. Immobilise yourself. Go on.

(No response)

DOCTOR: I order it! Immediately!

(The Dalek's eye-stalk droops.)

DOCTOR: Huh!

(The Doctor leaves with Ben and Polly. The Dalek comes back to life.)

JANLEY: Lesterson.

LESTERSON: Why did you stop obeying? You were given an order.

DALEK: He has gone.

LESTERSON: Then you obey only...

DALEK (interrupting): His order was wrong. I cannot serve human beings if I am immobilised. You gave me power. Your orders are right. I serve you.

HENSELL: Lesterson. Lesterson, it reasons. Just how limited is its intelligence?

LESTERSON: Now, there is no cause for concern, Governor. Just you wait until you see the amount of work it can do. And now, I'm really going to put you through your paces. Follow me, Dalek.

DALEK: I obey.

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Re: You are confusing EU with Europe

In the looser sense of the word, meaning "inhabitant" rather than the current stricter use of the word, meaning a legally recognised subject of a nation, state or commonwealth.

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Re: 3 laws for AI

It's doing my head in trying to find the source... I'm sure the robot was called F.R.E.D. which was also the name of the story. It was around the time, maybe 1976-1980, that I read the Brian Aldiss edited anthology "The Penguin Science Fiction Omibus" - the cover had a creepy ice cream sundae on it, and a book called "The Very Slow Time Machine" by Ian Watson which was an anthology, The Stainless Steel Rat series as well. But I think it was in a series of numbered books titled like "The Fourth -publishers name- Sci-Fi Collection" or "The -publishers name- Sci Fi Short Stories Volume ..."

Penguin? Armada? Keep thinking "Fox" for some reason. Could have been Armada... I see a ship with black sails on a white background on the spine. And the cover of the book was an artist's illustration of the robot from the story - I think it ended up with the robot developing a personality as a result of getting rained on, then running away instead of facing going back for a factory refurbishment, and it befriended the little girl of the family - saved her from something nasty but they thought it had done a bad thing? Gah! Memory. Tsk. I don't recall seeing the book since it was on my windowsill over 40 years ago along with the rest of a rag-tag of pulp fiction anthologies including Asimov and Clarke - the books all got damaged by condensation whilst I was away at boarding school.

Sorry for the rambling long post... just trying to straighten thoughts out by writing... Grrr. Frustrating. That'll be a 3.30 in the morning wake up for me when the memory finally re-emerges.

Armada Sci Fi 3? Maybe... The robot was indoors, kind of scary. A bit boxy looking.

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Re: 3 laws for AI

The one I have trouble with is #2.

"An AI must obey human commands..."

(1) Ha ha ha ha!

"Siri, Please set chill-out room lights to 50 per cent." ... ... ... ... "Playing 50 cent in children's bedroom"

(2) All human commands? Should it do what the human says or what the human meant?

I think... a story in my archival memory storage... was it called F.R.E.D.? About a robot that, on its first day in its new household, was instructed not to damage the flowers in the garden. And a few weeks later was instructed to cut the grass whilst the family went out for the day. When they returned they found it on hands and knees in the middle of the lawn in the pouring rain getting severely damaged by the soaking, and using a pair of scissors to carefully avoid all the daisies.

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Ninja apple cores. Who'd have thought?!

Remember those infosec fellas who were cuffed while testing the physical security of a courthouse? The burglary charges have been dropped

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Re: Measuring the speed of Justice?

The speed of just ice? Glacial, mate; glacial.

ICANN't approve the sale of .org to private equity – because California's Attorney General has... concerns

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Re: There is hope ...

We are .org Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Is everything OK over there, Britain? Have you tried turning the UK off and on again? ISPs, financial orgs fall over in Freaky Friday of outages

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Re: Welcome

Computer says.... No.

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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Re: Seen in the wild

Many, many years ago, I attended a BBC Micro that steadfastly refused to boot. Took the lid off, all LOOKED fine. Tried reseating all the chips, most of which were socketed in those days. Felt a light CRACK! of static as I touched the CPU. System springs into life (ready to go in under a second - those were the days!).

"Do you by any chance have nylon carpets?"

*shakes head*

"A predisposition to wearing shell suits?"

"No."

"An amateur radio enthusiast nearby?"

"Actually, I have a ham radio rig just here in the cupboard alongside the desk. I put the computer next to it a couple of weeks ago so I could use it for logging callsigns and stuff."

"And this cable which I see now goes out through a hole in the window frame and which I assumed was for the TV is the feeder cable for the aerial, yes? The one that is bundled up with these other cables some of which connect to the computer? You DO have a static bleed resistor fitted on that aerial, right?"

"Erm... "

BSOD Burgerwatch latest: Do you want fries with that plaintext password?

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Re: Ironic

That's a Big Mac with extra cheese.

But the kiddies do get a choice of Apple chips. Sorry, fries. ;-)

Voyager suffers a power wobble as boffins start the final countdown for Spitzer

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Re: SHIT my VPN went down...

I went to a lecture last night given by one of the guys whose life's work so far has been working out what happens to these ugly bags of mostly-water when we take them away from Earth's gravity for weeks, months or years at a time. Will we even make it as far as Mars? How long can we stay there for? How long SHOULD we stay there for? Can we really have a permanent crewed base on the moon? Can we even bring crew back safely and plunge them suddenly into Earth's gravity after prolonged exposure to zero G? NASA are continuing to work on space exploration programmes many decades long. Gripping stuff.

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Re: W10

And Newcastle is the global leader in cheap 5G technology, being home to the mega corporation Huawei-Pet .

Google says its latest chatbot is the most human-like ever – trained on our species' best works: 341GB of social media

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Re: Don't understand...

Artificial intelligence's next step is genuine ignorance.

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That's more than a couple of words...

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Learn a new language eh?

Le singe est dans l'abre? C'est exceptionnel dans le domaine!

Remember when Europe’s entire Galileo satellite system fell over last summer? No you don’t. The official stats reveal it never happened

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Questions need to be asked...

Did we fly to the moon too soon?

Did we squander the chance?

In the rush of the race is the reason we chase lost in romance?

And still we try to justify the waste for a taste of man's greatest adventure.

I blame you for the moonlit sky and the dream that died with the eagles' flight.

I blame you for the moonlit night, when I wonder why are the seas still dry?

Have we got what it takes to advance?

Have we peaked too soon?

Have we got what it takes to carry the weight of this concept?

Or pass it by like a shot in the dark? Miss the mark with a sense of adventure?

I blame you, sleeping satellite.

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Re: European Space SLAs

What about the canteen assistant? Hans that does dishes?

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Re: WTF?

Holding it wrong.

Ever wondered what Microsoft really thought about the iPad? Ex-Windows boss spills beans

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Re: Let me fix it for you

Pulling off the Office Ribbon UI is rather like pulling off the wings from flies - cruel, pointless and forces things to crawl.

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And also possibly the Terry Pratchett classic about the demon living in a personal organiser being able to recognise handwriting. It goes something like... "Yep. That's handwriting alright. Recognise it anywhere."

Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard

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Re: We should just all use SCART

HDMI with HDCP

Version WTF?

Yes. Guaranteed to work. For 12 seconds. Then go black.

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Re: We should just all use SCART

Was SCART a mandated standard? I thought it was just a common specification for manufacturers to use or not to use, and if you went your own way, you took a commercial risk.

Come to think of it... my TV doesn't HAVE to have a HDMI port... be stupid if it didn't of course. But if I'm going to sell a TV in Europe, I don't HAVE to put one on if I've got something better.

BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life?

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Or the complaints department, who were the only ones to make a consistent profit.

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Re: Hmmm

Maybe, Slobotham, we're approaching this case from the wrong angle.

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Ah but ISO90001 certification is excellent. AND they have the evidence to prove it.

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Re: Hmmm

What's a part-tickle ass-elevator?

It's a big thing that looks like a donut.

Mmmmmmmm.... Donuts.... arrrrgggllll...

Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too

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IKEA's Internet of Shit lightbulbs have an annoying tendency to whisper like a forgotten spirit in The Ring, but only when they are turned off. Which is exceedingly annoying indeed, as when you turn the light on so you don't stumble in the dark whilst trying to locate the source of the bloody noise that's keeping you awake...

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Re: Institute of comedy

Oh yes. I saw that video of Michael Palin on the BBC. That was totally heartbreaking. I'm surprised it got broadcast.

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Re: Captain Buzzkill

Oh sorry. That's next door. This room is "getting punched in the head" lessons.

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Re: Captain Buzzkill

Yes, I am. We all are.

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Re: Captain Buzzkill

Did he come here for an argument?

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How bizarre...

Just about to leave work and about two dozen students have just gathered in the courtyard and shouted "Yes. We ARE all individuals!" up at the building.

Wonder if that was meant for Alison Telfer?

Anyway, so soon after Neil Innes as well. :(

Every Python lost is a light gone from the world.Missed greatly.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Good.

I hope they win. Where can I send my donation to their fighting fund?

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Re: I went to the bank on Saturday...

I should have added "to upgrade the high end transparency scanner that doesn't have a Windows 10 driver, or a companion application that works on Windows 10."

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I went to the bank on Saturday...

To see if there was enough money in the account to upgrade.

The young lady there told me there wasn't... reading the balances off an Internet Explorer page on her Windows 7 desktop.d

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Re: Sedation for tooth extraction?

The never forget lesson in anaesthesiology is that it's best described as "controlled poisoning".

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Last year I met someone who is a professional dead spirit wrangler. That's not what she called herself but it was a mix between non-religious ceremony conductor, grief councillor and tax adviser.

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Re: Sorry I'm late, my doctors claimed I'd died...

Who they gonna call?

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Re: Bangers and Fries?

Or make a chip butty using salty biscuits?

EU declares it'll Make USB-C Great Again™. You hear that, Apple?

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Go and buy a houseboat or a caravan, then. Give it a go.