* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

The wastepaper basket is on the other side of the office – that must be why they put all these slots in the computer

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Re: The human mind is a frightening thing

The missing floppy drive would have had an eject button. Pronounced ‘eejit’

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Re: The human mind is a frightening thing

In college one of our female friends was nicknamed ‘Mars Bar’.

Microsoft Teams still on mute: Vid conf system crashes, 'potential networking issue' blamed

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Teams is pretty awful. The whole Microsoft 365 thing is a mashup where some functions cross application boundaries and others don’t. Where unexpected, illogical and inconsistent restrictions apply because... they just do. Channels, Teams, Streams, Sites... Everything has a chat function and almost every chat function has a file repository but those repositories are unique and putting something there usually involves downloading it to your desktop first.

Private channels have their own rules. You can have a project board in a private channel but you can have a Trello. It’s crazy. It has got better but it’s more beta now than it was. Not polished at all. Inelegant. Very Microsoft.

Oh and new look outlook? Hideous.

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Re: Networking problem!!

More of a notworking problem.

Big Tech workers prefer 3 days at home, 2 in the office. We ask Reg readers: What's your home-office balance?

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I’m currently about 19 days WFH, 1 day in the lab.

I expect I’ll end up 9 WFH, 1 W@W

That’s not in your poll!

Texas blacks out, freezes, and even stops sending juice to semiconductor plants. During a global silicon shortage

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Re: Doomsday Preppers

The term can is a shortening of the word canister. Originally from the 1700s in fact the can was a glass jar. In 1809 the metal canister was perfected and quickly overtook glass due to the inherent fragility of glass for both shipping and in mechanisation. The tin can is now synonymous with canned food in the UK but in the US home preserving using Mason jars is still common and the practice retained the name canning. Not all cooking and preserving in glass jars can properly by called canning though. The process is well defined.

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Re: "rethinking the Texas move"

He'll move into the business of tauntaun breeding...

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Re: Doomsday Preppers

"Canning" in America often involves screw top jars.

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Re: Power Grid

Disappointed it's not the Electric Power Council of Texas... which would be EPCOT... but that's an acronym already taken by another Mickey Mouse organisation.

Hey, maybe we should all be cat-faced eco-warriors on our daily video chats

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Re: Use the waste heat from a Datacentre

Warm vast poly tunnels of lettuces, tomatoes etc.

Looking for the perfect Valentine's gift? How about a week of retro gaming BBC Microlympics?

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This made me think...

About Time Commanders for some reason. That was a great programme. They should bring that back. Be easy to social distance that.

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Re: Can't Play Elite...

The docking computer glitch that used to just smash you into a million bits fir no apparent reason. No thanks.

Machine-learning model creates creepiest Doctor Who images yet – by scanning the brain of a super fan

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Re: Doctor Who’s fictional sidekick

Sarah Jane...

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Re: 30 Episodes?

A Clockwork Orange?

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I've never quite understood this fixation on getting AI to learn what's going on in the brain as an aid to restoring function... SURELY the actual human brain is a far better "learning" machine than a box of binary bits. After all, it comes into the world with just a rough soma-totopic set of connections which it then spends the next three or four years pruning and training and associating... fine tuning the connections so that it can run, see, hear, jump, carry, pick, catch, predict.

It strikes me that providing one stimulates roughly the right bit of cortex, and is consistent in that simulation, then the brain itself will do the tune up in order to make use of that stimulus.

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Re: Doctor Who’s fictional sidekick

Except... wasn't she a ganger? A ginger ganger at that?

We imagine this maths professor's lecture was fascinating – sadly he was muted for two hours

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Re: Hold up a sign.

You are on mute could read Out your enema, so maybe not such a bright idea.

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Re: Hold up a sign.

If they have the 49 screen view, then you each hold up one letter. Requires some coordination though!

EncroChat hack case: RAM, bam... what? Data in transit is data at rest, rules UK Court of Appeal

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Re: Carbon Copy

The content is still the content whether it's a copy or not. If the police break in, photograph all the documents and present their COPIES in court, the INFORMATION would be thrown out as being illegally obtained.

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Hm... so the implications of not having HDCP all the way throughout the display chain? I mean, my old RGB data projector is fine and still works to throw photons at a screen in a controlled way, but the setup simply chokes at some content which requires HDCP... I'm being frustrated in the realisation of my license / contract with the distributor etc.

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Wrong reasoning, right result.

They interfered with the equipment as per their presumably reviewed and approved by justices warrant. Seems fair enough to me. I can't get why the legals went down this route of bizarre and specious arguing. Unless it's because it was such specious and vague and technically walking a knife edge argument would be bound to end in appeal and counter appeal and counter appeal against the counter appeal until all the lawyers can't actually make it to court anymore because their trouser pockets weigh too much.

In my mind the two mechanisms are akin to a warrant to plant a bug and a warrant to tap a wire.

Someone tried to poison a Florida city by hijacking its water treatment plant via TeamViewer, says sheriff

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Re: Internet of Shit

They would blame the

System

Control &

Automation

Technology.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can do that: Microsoft unveils Custom Neural Voice – synthetic, but human-sounding speech

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I'm convinced...

That at least one of the Just Eat adverts has a VoiceOver that's computer generated. It sounds... creepy; wrong somehow.

Of course, if it happens to be a real human, someone who has managed to impersonate a creepy AI trying to imitate a realistic human voice, then hats off to that voice actor!

Nespresso smart cards hacked to provide infinite coffee after someone wasn't too perky about security

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Re: Nespresso...

This coffee smells like shit!

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Re: Nespresso...

BUT... you must admit, the "brown Windsor soup" on the keep warm hotplate DID give birth to the webcam.

How do you save an ailing sales pitch? Just burn down the client's office with their own whiteboard

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Re: This is one thing...

And just for absolute clarity, centre tapped earth means you get -55V - 0V - +55V ie below the 70V considered as the lowest likely lethal potential. Far far safer than 240V with earth bonded to neutral!

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Re: This is one thing...

Well there is the benefit that where there's a real risk of cable damage, like on building sites for example, you can easily generate, using cheap(ish) components, a 110V isolated supply with a centre tapped floating earth from the 220V/230V supply.

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Re: Dodgy house wiring

I worked on my aunt's house changing a light fitting in the kitchen. Discovered through "sixth sense" that the idiots who had wired the house did ring circuits by taking the lives out of one fuse, running it around the house, then bringing it back to the DB and into a SECOND fuse block. None of the fuse blocks were labelled. One of them DID turn off the light though... but that was because the wiring in the rose had worked loose and one of the lives going out to the ring wasn't contacting the screw block properly and feeding live down to the switch.

Impossible to identify and isolate the entire fitting by switching MCBs off one at a time. It was only when I felt the hairs on the back of my hand stand up as it got close to a wire that I figured I'd best use the tester screwdriver on the bare copper end instead of the screw top. Lit up like a Christmas tree. I was just seconds and millimetres from getting a nasty shock.

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Re: This is one thing...

It's not "internal switching" as such, selecting 240/230/220 OR 110 like the little selector switch used to do, but "Switched mode", which is a method whereby internal capacitors are charged from the supply voltage by a controller circuit that measures the state of the DC supply and "switches" the supply side as required to "top up" the DC circuit. Thus the supply taps into the mains no matter what the supply voltage only so much as to keep the output regulated. They are happy to run off a wide range of supply voltages. These supplies make use of reference components for measuring voltage and current... reference components which can degrade rather rapidly under certain conditions, thankfully mostly failing safe rather than the other way around.

European Commission redacts AstraZeneca vaccine contract – but forgets to wipe the bookmarks tab

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Re: And the EU still can't understand why the UK left.

Indeed. Though the point is that it wasn't the sequencing per se that was important, it was the isolation and identification of the pathogen. But without that clue, the world would have been probably two months later to the party. So a great debt is indeed owed to those scientists and doctors who spoke to the world instead of just their "superiors".

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Re: And the EU still can't understand why the UK left.

You also realise that the UK's virologists have for decades been scouring the globe collecting, sequencing & studying viruses from ALL manner of species, especially those which have the potential to impact world food supplies. Plant, animal and (if you want to draw that distinction) human viruses included. We ALREADY had the sequence; what we lacked was confirmation that the disease causing pathogen for the outbreak in Wuhan was the SARS-COV-2 strain aka COVID-19.

I expect the next step is to run mutation Monte-Carlo's against what we've learned about how this species jump happens, and then try to spot where we can prepare new vaccine prototypes before they are needed. To be absolutely fair, we were already doing this before COVID, but of course funding on the scale we've seen this past year is usually dependent on an immediate problem rather than a theoretical one or a hypothetical prophylactic.

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Re: And the EU still can't understand why the UK left.

There were UK virologists who already had the virus sequenced before it went zoonotic and jumped to humans. You think this virus just materialised de novo out of thin air? It has a history, a family tree.

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Re: And the EU still can't understand why the UK left.

The UK has in place an incredible virology service with huge genomic sequencing capacity. Around 10% of all the positive tests have been completely sequenced and the transcriptome calculated. These records have been linked to basic patient data such as age, sex, ethnicity, travel history etc. Further, where the source of the sample was a resident of Scotland, their hospitalisation records have been linked to the genomic data, which includes treatments and outcomes. How else do you think all these news stories about effectiveness of "oxygen therapy" and "steroid treatment" come out? The transcriptomes are also fed into structural protein modelling simulations using the UK and EU's massive HPC capacity - this is how we can determine the effect of mutations occurring in a protein's antibody target region, and the probably effect on vaccine efficacy.

We're not a Petri dish. The WORLD is a Petri dish - the UK is the microscope and the scientist looking down it.

Remember life on Venus? One of the telescopes had 'an undesirable side effect' that could kill off the whole idea

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I'm sure the British Venusian Society will be overjoyed by the generous donations that will be flowing. In the meantime, should any scientists watching Venus through their telescopes die suddenly with evidence of acute and extreme photo-bleaching, Steed and Mrs Peel would be needed.

Cisco intros desktop switches, one with USB-C to power your laptop

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Re: Pricing

Makes one wonder if it also has a Krone IDC termination point, which in my mind would make more sense.Trying to fit an RJ45 crimp plug to a solid core twisted pair cable is a hit and miss affair at best and hardly professional.

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Re: Pricing

Actually, those small modular ones are pretty nice... I presume the "hidden" RJ45s are "through" ports enabling the hub to run FROM PoE delivered by tapping into existing cat 5/6 cabling that the fibre will be replacing. That's a pretty neat idea! And adding that to the Catalyst management... actually that's really tempting and quite inventive. Neat.

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Re: "when Wi-Fi gets more reliable every year"

And there are those at university who are desperate to get FTTD because they're moving 50TB data sets around, but the university IT department have only just ratified the spec for 10GbE over cat 6a and still consider fibre is only for vertical infrastructure, same as it was 25 years ago when they ran 4 pair OM1 to every floor of the building labelling it as "future proof" and "suitable for beyond the expected life of the building".

Bothering to upgrade the iPhone 12 over older models has proven to be worth its weight in gold for Apple

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Re: Blower?

It has a fanboi attached.

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Blower?

Does it have a fan in it then?

Tesla axes software engineer for allegedly pilfering secret Python scripts after just three days on the job

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Re: Windows 10

The day Microsoft start making iceboxes is the day they start making something that doesn’t keep freezing.

You can drive a car with your feet, you can operate a sewing machine with your feet. Same goes for computers obviously

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Re: Hmm ...

Woah! She probably just wanted to druck his brains out.

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Re: Hmm ...

Ha! I know that set up well. Fortunately we had a separate pre-press department, but the 8100 was still in the same room as a digital sheet-feed press. Noisy as f***. Could send the RIP output to a number of devices - the e-Print, a Fuji dye-sub proofer or a Fuji ImageWriter which spat out huge lengths of roll film. Also had a Chromalin proofing system which was great fun. Used to love running those off. Could spend a whole afternoon just quietly banging out proofs one after another - it was a skill. Ah... great days.

Laptops given to British schools came preloaded with remote-access worm

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Re: Malware != vulnerability

Indeed, the volume just needs to be mounted as a writeable filesystem on an infected host, say a bulk duplicator, in order for whatever installer or package is involved to appear on that media.

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Of course, one could argue that there's more than 10 yearsworth of unpatched vulnerabilities in a even week old Windows 10 image...

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Re: "We are aware of an issue with a small number of devices"

An extension of that mode of thinking which can be generalised as "We got it right more often than we got it wrong, so we are better than average."

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A 10 year old Windows 10 image?

BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid

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Re: Even I don't have Space:1999 DVD's

They never reached general release, IIRC... in fact, there was only an Alpha release.

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Homicidal robots armed with lethal ultraviolet lights...

Reminds me of Brian the Brain.

*digs out Space:1999 DVDs*