* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

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Re: Quite ironic

AND it doesn't take account of altitude... from a 22nd storey window though, that degree of accuracy rapidly becomes redundant. As, indeed, does a first aid certificate.

Another redesign on the cards for iPhone as EU rules call for removable batteries

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Re: UK specific model?er

God yes. These new phones, it's like trying to balance a playing card between a couple of Lincolnshire sausages.

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Re: UK specific model?er

Not quite sure why the thumbs down. I was responding to the assertion that sealing (a phone/device) makes it harder to repair rather than waterproof, which is marketing hype for why it must be sealed.

It's not purely that it makes it harder to repair - with all other things being equal i.e. it has an equivalent IP rating, by sealing the case rather than compartmentalising the device so it has a removable battery pack (each compartment also having an IP rating), it saves on the thickness of the compartment walls, thereby making the device thinner. Though it's been many years since I was out on boats regularly and going snorkelling (never done SCUBA diving), I am fairly certain that whilst there is a whole host of waterproof devices with interchangeable batteries, the only IP68 device that's going to be just 8mm thick is one of those Pro-slate things that doesn't have batteries!

Not that you'd take an iPhone 14 snorkelling let alone SCUBA diving... just saying. That kind of kit achieves swappability of batteries etc at the expense of being a bit bulkier than your market would stand for. Thinness sold at one point. Still does really, with the roll up phone being apparently an industry goal.

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Re: UK specific model?

If 90% of the back was battery in its own compartment... yes, that could work. The screen and electronics etc effectively become a shim that goes over the front of the battery!

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Re: Mining landfill?

Where there's a bipolar condition there's lithium.

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Re: UK specific model?er

And potentially thinner - if you can eliminate the compartment walls

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Re: As luck would have it....

Do the aforementioned ALSO have removable batteries?

NASA to tear the wings off plane in the name of sustainability

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Re: Interesting design

Damn. Yes, of course they would. At least one set of swept forwards wings is required. Plus an excess of tyres. Or a hovercraft skirt.

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Re: Interesting design

If you gave the job to Derek Meddings, the wings would be at one end of the airfield being refuelled and so on, the engines would be at the side of the airfield being sent out from the service and test hangar, the luggage would be loaded into a module that comes up from an underground railway at the end of the runway and the passengers would board into two bus-like hemi-structures at the side of the airport terminal, which fold together to form the aircraft body. The various components would then be assembled out at the end of the runway where there's plenty of room a few seconds prior to take off!

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Re: Pointless

The only bit of this that I'll agree with is that "Net Zero" and "Carbon Reduction" have become politicised and that it's mankind/society as we know it that's screwed. The planet is indeed likely to 'auto-correct' and it's only microbes, simple plant-like life and cockroaches likely to survive.

Climate Change is the new moniker for Global Warming because a lot of people misunderstood what Global Warming referred to - it was a bit too physics... Warmth having been used as a semantic equivalent to Thermal Energy. Thermal Energy that translates in part to Kinetic Energy within the atmospheric shell, which results in increased atmospheric churn and thus change in the climate. CO2 has been fingered as ONE of the greenhouse gasses responsible for holding that thermal energy caught by the ground, but there are others, such as water vapour and gaseous hydrocarbons.

Let's be fair... if a rise in CO2 in the order of a fraction of a part per million can produce such dramatic effects as have been observed, then it's very worrying indeed! As for the targets being pointless... they do seem rather arbitrary, having been set by what's realistically achievable with effort rather than on the basis of what's realistically going to be effective.

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Re: Going Boeing Gone

It’s not like that up there! It’s all to do with the harsh realities of physics up in the sky; it’s power-to-weight ratios, it’s wing cross-sections, wing surface-areas, it’s practical aerodynamics! It’s also cold and extremely windy! You're better off on the ground.

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Re: Interesting design

I was thinking that myself. The "eye of Horus"-like wing shape looks rather Romulan to me.

A toast to being in the right place at the right time

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Re: Loudspeaker fridge.

More modern fridges use inverter compressors now. Far quieter and more efficient than the old fixed speed compressors.

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Re: Did it talk?

And PTerry of course. And ACC.

Uncle Sam wants DEF CON hackers to pwn this Moonlighter satellite in space

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Coat

*grabs infiltrator flight suit*

*heads for Cobra Mk IV on pad 3*

Back in a tick.

BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business

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Re: "1 spandrel - unit of exactly what? Codswallop?"

I'll admit to secretly liking Castellan Spandrell. He was superbly cynical with a deliciously underhand nature, but incredibly trustworthy at the same time. Wily, I think is the term.

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Re: Sausage casings?

Brings a whole new meaning to "nose to the grindstone, what?"

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Re: "1 spandrel - unit of exactly what? Codswallop?"

It's a unit of Time Lord inertia.

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Re: gigaspandrels

Zen Buddhism may disagree,

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Re: gigaspandrels

I'm thinking that Corbel, Spandrel and Squinch may be a company of lawyers that the BOFH will employ at some point.

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Re: The _real_ AI

Just don't look up a Ritchey Nipper aka a Burdizzo. And as for the Lane Ram Ejaculator...

Animal husbandry is an area best left to those with a strong stomach.

Windows XP's adventures in the afterlife shows copyright's copywrongs

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Re: Yes and no

Ah, I wasn't saying not to have the shorter term, just that you have to transition to it in a reasonable way.

The problem as I see it is that the big players have so much weight in the lobbies that they'd kibosh any attempt to introduce a shorter, standard, copyright term. Even if they failed to do that, then they'd still find a way around it somehow.

And you also have to find a way to grandfather the rights existing code enjoys which is reasonable and fair - you can't just curtail existing rights. If you tried to do that then the short period would only be applicable to everything in 90 years or whenever - far too late to help today. And then you get into the issue of what exactly *IS* code / software... you can't apply this to other creative outputs, for example art, music, literature... you still need to have the existing protections for those.

You have to look at the rationale for having copyright protection in the first place. To my mind that seems to be protecting the monetisation and use/abuse of the results of intellectual activity.

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Re: Yes and no

I think the simple answer really is that it should receive the default protection for only 20 years UNLESS it is registered on a some public register rather like the patents office.

If you're bothered by the copyright expiring then register to extend the protection for another 20 years; if you aren't bothered then fine, it's an orphan / abandon-ware.

Of course there would have to be some transitional arrangement... and protection against abuse by copyright-trolls... maybe a right to re-assert held by the originator or the originator's estate which expires after a certain period to match the existing law, until it passes beyond the date where a work could have been protected under the old rules, and no extension beyond the existing legislation.

The same could actually apply for EVERYTHING copyright, actually. There's lots of stuff around which is effectively abandonware because no-one enforces it. This gives a bit more of a legal status to such things.

UK warned not to bother racing US, EU on EV subsidies

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Re: Aptronym or lucky coincidence?

Nominative determinism

Metaverse? Apple thinks $3,500 AR ski goggles are the betterverse

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I was grabbed by the possibility...

of this being a far cheaper and higher resolution eye-tracking system for research... until I read on. Unless the app can get the full flow of data from the eye sensors when it's running "full screen" mode, as it were, then it's going to be useless for that.

Does it also have a camera built in, so it can correlate gaze with stuff you're looking at IRL? That would be useful for all kinds of things - for example the fooking stupid new displays they've put in railway stations that put the two most useful pieces of information, when the next train departs and what time it is now, about 60 feet away from each other so you have to play hunt the data when you're potentially in a rush.

I can see a lot of labs would buy this just to see if it can do that job. Even if their subjects would then look like some kind of reboot real life film version of Bender.

Cheapest, oldest, slowest part fixed very modern Mac

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I used a cheap and nasty USB hub once...

because the mains in our building is exceptionally dirty. The laboratory device worked fine when used with a laptop, but not with a micro PC from Dell. The engineer couldn't figure it, so left the laptop used to set it up just to keep us going - job done for him. But then the laptop needed to be plugged in to charge. The machine didn't work. USB was loading and dropping device drivers like crazy. So I had a brainwave and dragged a spare UPS in from another room. The micro PC worked fine when on the UPS battery. The more expensive hubs and cables have through grounding, which created a ground loop. The cheap and nasty one didn't - route the USB through that and it was all good, and I could return the UPS to the job it was intended for.

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Re: Its always the simple things

Windows for Toasters. It includes seedy burner software.

Musk tried to wriggle out of Autopilot grilling by claiming past boasts may be deepfakes

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Re: Next excuse

My evil clone from the future.

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Re: The Dog ate my homework

Better than that time the class was set work over the vacation; "I want you to design a robot."

That was nasty... the invoice from the vet was a shocker, not to mention the cleaning bill.

iPhones hook up with Windows as Microsoft’s Phone Link dials up Apple's iOS

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iMessage is great. Like many Apple applications it integrates different accounts from many different service providers and several different technologies into a single portal relevant to the function. For example if calls come in via the voice network, or FaceTime or Teams or Zoom, then they appear in the calls list in the one application. If you get a message by SMS, it appears in the Messages app in Green, same as if it pops up in blue it's sorted out automatically that the sender has an iOS device and shifted the conversation from SMS to Internet with all the associated extensions to the capabilities. What's App requires that both ends have the same application and uses proprietary standards. I end up using a combination of Messages and What's App for some people, Messages and Telegram for others, Messages and Signal, We Chat, KiK etc... it's a nightmare remembering who uses what, BUT it means that FaceBook ISN'T dominating the instant messaging market.

Techie sacked after jetting to tropical island on sick leave

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Re: The Odds.

Spotted by a colleague who he had shared his location with? Does the company, perhaps, make and monitor home CCTV systems? Who knows WHERE the colleague was?

Boffins think they've decoded mysterious 819-day Mayan calendar

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Eschatology sounds more like the study of cataclysmic sneezes that you manage to stifle just in time.

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Re: we again note that we're still here

Although my wife is.

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Re: "and have yet to return to a sense of normalcy"

The chances of things ever returning to normal must be a million to one.

Fujitsu bags £142M UK government work since Horizon probe announced

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We really do believe...

in second chances, don't we? And second chances at a second chance. And [++++TERMINATE++++INFINTITE LOOP++++]

Uptime guarantees don't apply when you turn a machine off, then on again, to 'fix' it

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But what the discerning reader really wants to know is, where were Jane and Freddy?

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Re: Automation needed

Basically there's two ways to look at this... every machine is going to need some kind of period of time for recovery (excepting maybe a Commodore 64, which you can measure in microseconds), and the question is WHEN do you put in the time... do you have an overly elaborate shut down procedure which puts everything into the right state and the right position ready for powering on, OR do you have an overly elaborate start up procedure?

I needed to power off our S3 storage due to extended electrical works which were going to take out both of the supplies (there's ALWAYS a single point of failure, somewhere).

I looked through the manual and there was a section for starting the system, which was about 8 pages long, but nothing about powering it off again.

I put in a support call to the vendor and they went "um... ah... hang on... we'll write a procedure for you." They came back with a 14 step process that covered 4 sides of A4. "And the restart procedure?" I asked... "Is that the same as the one in the manual?"

"No! You just push the power buttons in the sequence you generated in step 3 of the shutdown procedure, leaving 5 minutes between each node. See? It's that one line there, right at the end of the page 4."

Today's old folks set to smash through longevity records

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Re: Longevity in the US

I don't know... there's a fair few Joes down the Bayou with barely a tooth between them, but they're more than a match for an alligator any day of the week.

Decade-old patent battle goes Apple's way

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Why has no-one patented patent-trolling yet?

Boffins: Microgravity impacts cell repair systems in proteins

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Re: Somebody did not get the memo

#MemoToo

Warning: Your wireless networks may leak data thanks to Wi-Fi spec ambiguity

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Hang on a minute...

Wasn't that the technique Data used to defeat the Borg assimilation of Earth after the Federation fleet was destroyed at Wolf 359?

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Re: Deter people from studying in the field?

I went for a walk round the local park with a colleague a few years ago. He flatly refused to go into the bit of the park that was hedged and fenced off, as the sign on the gate clearly said "nature area", and that he might see something that would conflict with his religious obligations around modesty.

He stayed out of THAT field.

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Re: Deter people from studying in the field?

One of our researchers has just come back from a field trip to the jungle. Now I'm confused.

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*cough*

*cough* Yes. Quite.

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Re: The current terminology is 'Geek' or 'Nerd', I believe.

I have a t-shirt with Ancient Geek on it.

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Re: Deter people from studying in the field?

Farmer is a term reserved for people who are not just studying but are indeed outstanding in their field.

Microsoft promises it's made Teams less confusing and resource hungry

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I understand they are also renaming Yammer...

to something that takes far longer to say.

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Facepalm

Re: Basic UX problems

*ping*

Boffins claim discovery of the first piezoelectric liquid

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Re: Lenses ?

Potential to reshape the future?