* Posts by TRT

2490 posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Google reveals OnHub WiFi router, complete with GLOWING RING

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Re: I'm inpressed with this revolution.

My ring glows red when downloading...

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Intel left a fascinating security flaw in its chips for 16 years – here's how to exploit it

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The president's ring is obviously -1. The NSA are not going to kiss it.

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So, who was stealing all the data and trying to scare off the security guards?

Mr Hypervisor!

Not so quick... *peels off rubber mask*

The creepy janitor!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

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Boffins: The universe is DOOMED and there's nothing to be done

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Has anyone scanned for z-neutrino emissions?

Ah. Must be the alignment.

What's wrong?

Well, I don't know ! I mean it can't be the lens. I was looking at Orion, the constellation of Orion. Take a look and tell me, what can you see?

Where?

Well up there, of course! In the sky!

I can't see anything. It's just... black.

I mean it's working! The telescope is working.

Well, maybe it's clouds.

There's no clouds.

Well there must be.

There's not! It was there. An entire constellation. Look. Look there! They're going out. Oh my God, Donna. The stars are going out.

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Virtually no one is using Apple Music even though it is utterly free

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Re: No thanks

Playlists might be handy, but you can't set e.g. a smart playlist up on your phone.

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Re: No thanks

The point is that you can't change their assignment easily. You can if they are downloaded to your PC. If you, like I do, have too much for the memory of your phone, or you simply don't want to clog up the memory with stuff, you stream your purchases from the iTunes store. There's no way to mark a file as "do not play in random shuffle", e.g. as someone pointed out various movements in classical music which simply don't stand alone as a track. You have to hide the purchase, which means you can't then use it without faffing around unhiding it from a web browser.

Apple's Music... the only music app without an actual "play" button. Go on, try and find it. There isn't one unless you've got an already playing track and you've paused it.

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Re: No thanks

Sounds like all the BBC Sound effects CDs I bought from iTunes. 100s of guns and pops and screams and birdsong and footsteps etc etc etc. but for some reason they are classed as music not e.g. audiobooks and the fact that there are hundreds and hundreds of them really screws up a simple shuffle play of music.

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Re: I don't really care about music...

No no no no no. Not just you.

All those songs I duplicated to create more complete OST albums? Metadata wrecked, back to the original album you go... (Why create an album instead of a playlist? Because my car MP3 CD player can handle folders and iTunes can burn tracks inside a folder, but you can't specify what constitutes a folder - it decides folders contain tracks from the same album) Should I use an alternative software? Probably. But you know, I have an iPod and an iPhone and eco-system and all that. Thought I'd found a solution, a clever workaround for that little foible... nah.

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I don't really care about music...

Seriously. I like the stuff I like. I have it on in the car, but if it's not there, I'm "Meh, so what?"

Now if they'd put some effort into fixing the problem where iTunes Match screws your music library completely and utterly, destroying all of the custom metadata you'd curated on your desktop... if they'd sort it out so that all the music I bought from the iTunes store (not much, I admit) whilst I had iTunes Match turned on would actually download onto my phone or preferably stream-play (it just says my subscription has finished and do I want a new one)... if they fixed the lack of private browsing in Safari under iOS 8.4 (it's there but it sucks major league compared to iOS 7)

Something bad has happened to Apple over the last four or five years or so. They no longer seem to produce something with that Yum factor.

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Susan Sheridan, voice of Hitchhiker's Trillian, dies aged 68

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A name and a voice so familiar...

from listening to the series over and over. Each time discovering new depths, new effects, subtle nuances.

I'm deeply saddened.

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Re: Wonerful lady

You've got ten minutes left to spend it.

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Windows 10 Start menu replacements shifting like hot cakes

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Re: Hardly surprising

I'm going to write a song called "Hey, Siri!" which should render it unplayable.

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OFFICIAL SCIENCE: Men are freezing women out of the workplace

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Re: Set to a range

Either that or, as Jonathan Ross would say, it's a feature of a womb thermostat.

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Re: Set to a range

Hysteresis.

From Fr/Lat/Greek, hystera - womb.

From Greek, -esis - process.

Thus, a woman's way.

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Re: Mr I Ain't Spartacus

Set fire to the bodies and say it was spontaneous human combustion. Ah! That must have been why they kept turning the AC up...

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Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8

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Re: Just one thing left to make it good

It's generally easier on a Mac to find various utilities using spotlight. "Net<return>" for network utility for example (a much used diagnostic) That works. Why I can't do the same for windows I don't know. On the Mac search for applications just works, on Windows, it's painful.

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Windows 10: A SYSADMIN speaks his brains – and says MEH

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Colourful invectives

That's more or less how I'd describe the retro ZX Spectrum colour scheme that Microsoft seem to have forced on users with Metro Tiles.

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Lottery IT security boss guilty of hacking lotto computer to win $14.3m

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Re: Lottery for idiots

Or go all old school and just smite them both. One for avarice and one for meanness.

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Re: Proof of purchase

But if you're the shop owner and you get a big winning ticket handed to you for checking, you might be able to, say, tell the person it's only a £10 win (hence the different noise the machine makes when it matches a win).

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Re: Lottery for idiots

And just what does God do with these two conflicting prayers, eh? "Lemme win, lemme win, lemme win!" "Don't let him win, don't let him win, don't let him win."

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Re: side effects?

Their prizes would have been bigger if the jackpot ticket hadn't won?

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Are you saying...

that the UK lottery is a load of old balls?

:)

But if we are to look at cybercrime and the UK lottery, and the draw itself is impossible to cheat due to the physical nature of the draw, then we have to look to the ticket sales and accounting method for the weakness.

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Google swears blind it doesn't give SEO advantage to new internet dot-words

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I expect that will be the case.

.com will rank as highly as anything else. Until .search becomes the TLD for search engines like google, then I expect the story will change.

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べーコンはどこですか? demands post-pub nosh fan

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A smidge...

is the amount you can comfortably get on the end of a standard table knife.

It is the default unit of measurement for pastes and other semi-solids which one can't actually pinch in any useful kind of a way. If one were to use the "end of a table knife" measure for granular or powdered solids, such as salt or pepper, then you'd find that a "smidge" was larger than a pinch.

I'm disappointed that the Reg Standards hasn't yet been extended into the temporal realm.

For example, the three day figure given in the instructional video should be given as "1 stockpart", the stockpart being the standard unit of time it will take to get your hands on any part, component or spare described as "held in stock".

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Robot surgeons kill 144 patients, hurt 1,391, malfunction 8,061 times

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Re: I think you ought to know...

I would give you a thumbs up, but there's this terrible pain...

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I think you ought to know...

I'm feeling very depressed.

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Beaten blokes HATE the women who frag them in online games

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Men have always been obsessed...

with pwnography.

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Evil computers sense you’re in a hurry and mess with your head

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You've heard of...

the criticality detector, right? That chip that's in all electronic appliances (computers have more than one) that detects the level of criticality of a particular task and triggers a malfunction whenever the level exceeds preset limits.

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STARS SNUFFED in massive galactic whodunit

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The galaxies are going out, one by one...

Is Dark Matter the remnant of matter that's been targeted by z-neutrino rays?

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Ireland loses entire airport amid new postcode chaos

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Re: County is not part of a UK postal address

The old postman was postman NAT, of course. He kept the service going years past its sell-by date, bless.

He'd put the packet in the holding stack and look up the local address on the table. 5% of packets were dropped from the table and ended up lost. Of course, you'd never know that if you sent it unsigned for.

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Re: County is not part of a UK postal address

Let's see if I remember this right from my CCNA course...

The UK postcode is sufficient for it to reach the local area delivery point where a source of authority for that locality will be able to deliver the packet to the intended recipient. Packets are bundled together and put onto high capacity trunk carriers until they reach an intermediary node which has more knowledge of local routes. Of course, the UK postcode system will eventually reach capacity and a new addressing system will have to be used. This new system will probably be able to assign a unique address to each destination node...

Hang on... I'm getting a bit mixed up here, aren't I?

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Sixty-five THOUSAND Range Rovers recalled over DOOR software glitch

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Re: The good news is that once the door software is fixed

It is a pleasure to open for you and a satisfaction to close again with the knowledge that in a few moments we will be asserting our rightful lordliness over the plebs below.

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The doors on a LandRover...

You know when the door's about to open because of the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates.

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Oddly my brother, an ex-army vehicle mechanic, said the same when he found a post on the Evoque assembly line.

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What do you MEAN, 'Click on the thing which looks like a Mondrian?'

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I hate pictograms.

Give me menus with proper words on them any day.

And that looks nothing like Tetris. I'd describe it as "the button that looks vaguely like the diagram that explains the derivation of 'A'-series paper sizes. What do you mean you've no idea what 'A'-series paper sizes are? You've head or A4, right? And you've heard of A3, right? And you know that if you cut a piece of A3 in half down the long side you get two sheets of A4? You didn't know that even? I can see we're going to have problems."

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Re: Why do you keep using the phrase "training course"?

I kind of think of it like The Stations of the Cross.

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Silly Google's Photos app labelled BLACK PEOPLE as GORILLAS

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Re: You *sure* she meant "white car"?

Accuracy and not getting your dad gunned down in a drive-by for teaching his kids to 'dis the local drug dealer are two different skill sets.

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Initially it was trained in a landscape of spheres, cuboids and pyramids.

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Re: Stuff kids say

My daughter reached the linguistic ability of being able to put adjectives and nouns together quite early on, but her speech was somewhat indistinct. "White car" sounded more like "Whan Car"... which she shouted very loudly whilst pointing at at a passing BMW with windows wound down, lowered suspension, trailing "aromatic" smoke like a Pacific 4-6-2 and at an gap between tracks 19 and 20 of the album "Murder Junkies" that had been pounding out of the ICE as it approached... one can only be grateful that the driver was probably momentarily suffering hearing loss as a result of the incredible volume.

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Reminds me a bit...

of that scene in Die Hard With A Vengeance where John McClane has to walk around Harlem with a sandwich board...

Except Google don't have any sort of noble rationale behind why they are doing something so utterly stupid and offensive.

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UK TV is getting worse as younglings shun the BBC et al, says Ofcom

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Re: Jeremy Kyle...

I wouldn't call that "live" TV. More kind of "undead".

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German army fights underground Nazi war machine hidden in Kiel pensioner's cellar

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Channels Lori Petty.

Jet Girl: You see, this tank isn't... isn't...

Tank Girl: What? Just one little adjective and we'll have a *whole* sentance. Isn't, glad, sad... mad... Lonely...

Jet Girl: Isn't... Operational.

Tank Girl: [seizes Jet by the throat] How do I know you're not lying?

Jet Girl: [choking] Because if, if I was lying, your lungs would be full of cyanide gas.

[Tank releases her]

Tank Girl: Cool! So we get a new tank.

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I've got a tank in my basement...

And if you try to remove it, you'll be in hot water. 33 gallons of hot water to be precise.

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Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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"to reflect its maturity"

By adopting a somewhat less mature approach to typography? Why didn't they go the whole hog and do it in Comic Sans?

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Re: Pure Douglas Adams ...

Well it *is* a heavily modified face flannel... perhaps they want to be seen as hip, cool and masochistic.

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Re: ?? It's not a towel...

It's a faceflannel.

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Oil & gas? Pah. We’ve got a MASSIVE 3D printer, beams Dubai

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Re: During the meanwhile ...

And since July last year, you can only rent them.

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‘Clandestines' prompt British border blockade in France

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All in all it's just another...

Do we have an army of sentient claw hammers that can be deployed as well?

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Congratulations! You survived the leap secondocalypse

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The Time Lords transcended...

such simple mechanical devices many centuries ago.

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Goodbye Vulcan: Blighty's nuclear bomber retires for the last time

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There are three still operational, but only one with an airworthiness certificate. The others are taxi duty only.

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