* Posts by David Robinson 1

35 posts • joined 8 Sep 2009

Pervert's Guide man's new book, an urban myths tome and Youth, an underrated gem

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Too Good to be True: The Colossal Book of Urban Legends

There already is a digital, on-line version of this, it's called snopes.com.

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Russians turn Raspberry Pi into fully-fledged autopilot

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Disappointed

32 comments and not one "Think in Russian" quip?

(Posted from Firefox)

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Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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Jack Davenport

and Sarah Alexander as the assistant.

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Hey, monkey: Just 'cos your mates eat FOUL corn, YOU have to eat it too?

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Bananas and Monkeys

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.

And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.

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Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet creator Gerry Anderson dies at 83

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What, no mention of Dick Spanner? It used to be shown as part of Network 7 (remember that?) on Channel 4. Very surreal and plenty of sight gags in the background.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Spanner,_P.I.

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So, just what is the ultimate bacon sarnie?

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Ultimate Bacon Sarnie

How soon people forget.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/10/ultimate_bacon_sarnie/

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The Beatles Yellow Submarine restored

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"Long absent from video stores"

Hmmm, I wonder where my copy on DVD came from then?

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Ten... two-bay Nas boxes

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Re: I went down the DIY route

I'm using Linux SoftRAID, just like nearly any LInux-based NAS device uses. You'll find few off-the-shelf NAS devices do hardware RAID. The beauty of using Linux SoftRAID means that if your hardware gives up the ghost you can stick the HDs into another Linux machine.

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I went down the DIY route

HP Microserver N36L, now the N40L. The N40L offers AMD Turion Neo II (1.5GHz), 4 drive bays, 6 USB ports, Gigabit ethernet, VGA out and 2 PCI-E slots. You get a 250GB HD and 2GB RAM included. Power consumption is under 45W. Certified for Windows and RHEL.

Ebuyer sell them for £230-240, and HP have been offering £100 cashback on them for months now. Stick something like Open Media Vault or other OS of choice on there. Far more flexible option if you're that way inclined.

A friend of mine did the same as me, using Open Media Vault, and he was complaining that it all just worked. He was expecting hours of tweaking and fiddling.

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Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

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Re: Hmmm

Martin Freeman in the Bernard role.

For the wordplay of Sir Humph, I was thinking Stephen Fry or Rowan Atkinson. But with Rowan, there would be modern day Blackadder comparisons.

Jim Hacker? Hmmm, need to think that one over.

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Boffins one step closer to invisible shed

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Coat

Shirley...

...an invisible shed is a greenhouse?

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Samsung SSD 830

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Argh! Pet Peeve!

b = Bit

B = Byte

You have effectively reduced the reported capacities of the SSDs to an eighth of their actual size.

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Punters even more dissatisfied by Virgin Media's package

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Allegedly, the Superhub can be configured to act as modem-only, allowing you to use your router of choice. VM don't supply modems anymore, probably to make life easier for their script monkeys. "Turn off your hub, wait five minutes then turn it back on again." I wish they gave us the choice of hub or modem, with the understanding you may be on your own with some support issues.

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SHARKS tempted by BIKINI CLAD Thanksgiving BABES

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Let's hope that none of the women are menstruating while taking part in this experiment.

Then again, if it is that time of the month, I feel sorry for the sharks.

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Compact Disc death foretold for 2012

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@Trollslayer

FLAC doesn't have variable quality settings. It does have a variable compression setting, as in how tightly it'll try to pack in the bits not audio compression.

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Broadcast television is 75 years old today

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Another TV birthday

Today marks the 29th anniversary of Channel 4.

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DeLorean goes electric for 2013 roll-out

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If you watch this video (1:00 in) you can see how much clearance is required for the doors to open:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8bP2njGfpY

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Ten... gaming headsets

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Are they all supplied with a USB soundcard?

How many of these headsets are hard-wired into the USB bit, use a proprietary connector or use standard 3.5mm jack plugs? I already have a decent soundcard in the shape of the Asus Xonar DG, are any of these headsets available sans USB?

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Lenovo ThinkPad Edge E420s 14in Core i5 laptop

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Re: Keyboard layout

I'm sure I've seen in the BIOS on my Lenovo x100e an option to swap the Fn and Ctrl keys over.

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Intel: 'PC makers took the light out of Light Peak'

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SPDIF....

"I have yet to find, use, seen for sale, seen in service, seen on any website - etc., etc., etc., ANYTHING, that runs via SPDIF...."

I have SPDIF ports on the following items at home:

Home cinema amp

PlayStation 2

Pioneer DVD player

Sky+ box

Sony LCD TV

So yeah, nothing mainstream uses SPDIF.

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Doctor Who co-star Nicholas Courtney dies at 81

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Dammit!

That was going to be my suggestion for the gun salute at his funeral.

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Mozilla showers Firefox, Thunderbird with updates

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Place your bets...

...on when the first commentard will bitch about Firefox security updates and how they're off to use IE/Chrome/Opera/Safari.

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Brave new Boris-bikers banjaxed by broken boxes

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Snow

2ft of snow in Scotland or the north of England and it's a by-line on the news.

2in of snow in London and it's a national emergency.

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Fedora 14: haven for Ubuntu's homeless GNOMEs

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Fedora LTS

Fedora does have an LTS release, it's called RHEL. Or there's always CentOS.

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Segway philanthropist found dead

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As seen on Twitter

Riding a Segway to heaven.

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RISC OS runs on fastest hardware ever

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Flame

Re: RiscOS

<pedant mode>It's RISC OS not RiscOS.</pedant mode>

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Sony Vaio P netbook

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My eyes!

Laptops, notebooks, netbooks, palmtops should be black, white or some shade inbetween.

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Brazilians ordered to have more sex

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Take two of these...

...and see me in the morning.

http://www.zimbio.com/Branca+Feres/articles/5/Olympic+Beauties+Part+2+Bia+Branca+Feres

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Shrek's Donkey poses with bustier-clad strumpet

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Re: Attractive

So you're saying you find the donkey attractive?

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Broadband tax scrapped in 'wash-up'

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Ciderspace

Why not keep the tax increase on cider and use that to pay for the fibre roll-out to the countryside? It'll mean that those who want broadband out in the sticks will be funding it directly.

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Irish civil rights group takes aim at iPad launch

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Mahone, Butt and Mahone

As in Pogue Mahone? Kiss my arse.

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Incredible Hulk snared on Street View

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Oh crumbs!

He's not a rabbit, he's the greatest secret agent in the world.

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Ubuntu Lucid Lynx changes its spots

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They drink it in the Congo

Ubuntu is often referred to as Umbongo. Seems fitting that they now have a colour theme to match.

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Scorsese and De Niro planning Taxi Driver II?

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Re: Script reveal

Ms Bee, I nominate the above post deserving of at least five buns.

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Custard Creams can kill: Official

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@Sarah Bee

"Moderatrix wonders if it's too early to start on the bourbon."

Well, the risk rating for the bourbon is 3.44, so do you feel lucky?

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