Thank YOU!
Hello my good friends!
I am so pleased you have enjoyed my video message and that so many of you seem to want to help.
I find some people are frightened to senmd their bank numbers to my email, but I understand The Register is a fine publication with many trustworthy souls, so it is safe for you to place you banking details here and we can conclude our business where everyone can see.
Praise everyone!
Prince Obi
Biting the hand that feeds IT
