* Posts by peyton?

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Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

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Happy

Elliott Smith

Did not know of this musician until random comment:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/466153

A happy discovery.

17 flock to see Gordon Ramsay turkey

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Happy

There is a need for this "genre" of cinema

It's no fun riffing on good movies!

History's first papal tweet launches Vatican website

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Angel

not really

I know what people want but don't act till they ask all the time - it is possible to know something (and/or everything) and not act on it.

Harry Potter Web-2.0 'Pottermore' offering unveiled

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Devil

They'll have learned from Facebook

In the T&Cs, there will be a clause (in magical invisible pixels no doubt) letting you know you wave all rights to anything you post, profits rising therefrom, your immortal soul will be used to feed the dementors, etc., etc.

^ A happy, well-fed soul gobbler

Women's gaydar (for men) improves when ovulating

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Headmaster

Mildly interesting

Not the research mind you - that sounds complete bollocks to me. But I found myself thinking - if they could train a machine (neural net/whatever) to do the same, then I might agree that they've discovered something. That would be sort of a reversal from the norm, where we use computers to mine data and verify it with humans.

The real reason most source is closed? Open is hard

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Confused me as well

The licenses I see go beyond "no warranty" and actually say, essentially, "hey if it blows up - don't come knocking on my door - use at your own risk".

Is there any legal precedent where, in spite of such a caveat, a suit has been successful (or even made in the first place)??

Alleged LulzSec hacker still inside

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Holmes

Doesn't it seem feasible

That if you don't like going out and socializing, a PC and a net connection would be your only lifeline to keep from losing it?

Apple will 'own games industry'

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Thumb Down

Boo! *hiss*

I want games like Elder Scrolls - not Farmville!

US air passenger cuffed over low-flying pants

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Meh

Please do not clear things up any more

There is a wiki for everything these days, and happily it is difficult to site that which is apocryphal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagging_(fashion)

States consider saner 'sexting' penalties for teens

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Facepalm

re: Ms Jackson if you're nasty

New censorship laws? I honestly didn't know this. I thought there was just a fine. What are they?

Also - many people objected not to the flash (as it was just that - everyone I talked to wasn't sure if they'd seen anything or not :p ) but to the fact that a man ripped off a woman's top. Prudish or not, some parents objected to their kids seeing this in a non-negative context.

Also - I think only like 0.05% of the Super Bowl viewership complained.

Also - the FCC was later criticized that the fine was too much by the Parents Television Council of all people.

Kinda bored with the superbowl thing always being brought up like some sort of twist on Godwin's Law.

Profit-free Pandora floats, valued at $2.6bn

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And it's because they're so long

I can go to another channel and listen to an entire song during an radio break. Ads on the net are so short it's just too much bother.

Dam Busters dog dubbed 'Digger'

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to be fair

regarding yanks not following English English ;)

In the lovable series "Jeeves and Wooster" - when they are Stateside, there are a LOT of British actors speaking with American accents. These bits are a bit painful to watch, not because they get the accent wrong (they're really not far off from our gold standard: the news anchor), but because they speeeeak sooooo slooooowly. I imagine this was to help the ears of those not quite accustomed to such an accent - I think accommodations are made both ways.

And anyway - surely no one would dare label a Harry Potter film as "pretentious"!

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Devil

No no - stick with the color theme

Find a reddish-coated dog and call it "Ginger".

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That made me pause too

"sod human rights"

Even in the context of this debate, who says something like that?? And then he goes on to say that they have "over 9000" visitors? That's classic 4chan. Is that just a coincidence?

Facebook value hits $100bn, to go public in Q1 2012

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There are even...

I've seen small "mom and pop" business not even bother with a traditional web page - they just push the info they need out via a Facebook page - doesn't cost em a cent. In fact, for restaurants with changing menus, it can be easy to post a facebook update with tonight's specials rather than having to go through a third-party web dev or CMS arrangement.

Guy spills on girl in weird Huawei tablet teaser

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Happy

Well at least we see at the end

And they all lived happily ever after.

Apple purges drunk-driving apps

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Unhappy

If it's all about safety

Why are the speed traps always set up in the straightest stretch of road where there are never any accidents?? I'm sure it has nothing to do with budget cuts and revenue.

Construction zones (where fines are higher) are also a good example. I've seen two scenarios: one with a cruiser parked at the start of the zone with its lights going, one with the cop tucked away inside, hidden behind a barrier. One resulted in the cars slowing down for the entire work zone, the other had drivers slamming their brakes mid-way through.

It's not always about safety.

Student suspended for posting random satire on YouTube

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Devil

Wait a minute wait a minute

I don't believe he does all the different voices - this man has accomplices!

(read the following in the voice of the old wisewomen from Black Adder)

They'd better SUSPEND EVERYONE in the WORLD!!!

or something like that

Google pits C++ against Java, Scala, and Go

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Paris Hilton

Optimization

Is this strictly humans tweaking it, compiling a la "-O3," all of the above...?

Brit rubbish-dump worms in space station science triumph

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Happy

It's Friday; you shouldn't be so angry

The journey of a million miles begins with a single step.

Billionaire Zuckerberg kills to eat

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Unhappy

re: PatrickE

tl;dr

But fyi, there are people required to eat kosher/halal food that have looked into modernized methods, such as stunning followed by throat cutting - as opposed to desperately trying to justify the status quo. However, their various religious leaders generally weigh in to say "nope, not 'proper' enough"

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Unhappy

And she knows from what, personal experience??

"He cut the throat of the goat with a knife, which is the most kind way to do it"

I rather doubt it. (Though the statement is grammatically ambiguous) If she's suggesting that bleeding to death is better than instant unconsciousness (i.e., by bolt stunner)...

Just struck me as a really stupid thing to say.

Interstellar space 'full of Jupiter-size orphan planets'

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Happy

Depending on how interstellar travel shakes out

These could act as convenient petrol stations for refueling.

May be out of luck if you want to pop in and grab a bag of crisps, of course.

Iran accused of hacking nuke inspectors' phones, PCs

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Heart

psst, Tom

The UN includes member countries outside the US and Europe.

Israeli couple dub sprog 'Like'

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Happy

Now now - no favoritism

Surely it would be Like and Upvote.

Winklevoss twins aim Zuckerberg case at Supreme Court

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Flame

Rumor has it

Changing your last name is quite expensive.

And let's face, if your last name is Winklevoss...

CATS to be saved by BLASPHEMERS after the RAPTURE

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Coat

Could be like Dogma

Since that whole 'unforgivable sin' business is not part of Catholic doctrine, if they're right, these atheist pet-sitters could be dragged into heaven anyway. To paraphrase Salma Hayek "Leave it to the Catholics to destroy.... any chance of kitty getting fed."

Course, it could be all part of the divine plan. "Locusts" and "pestilence" could have been a mistranslation of "vindictive cats" and "smelly litter boxes."

An introduction to static code analysis

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FAIL

for me, the fail was

'At this point, some might suggest that "no one writes in C/C++ anymore"'

I guess those "some" have never heard of TIOBE?

http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html

I also recall a Reg article about C dominating open source projects by like 40%?

Italian bus driver goes completely hands-free

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Joke

Not smart

Everyone knows you steer with your knees when your hands are full.

Student accused of posting bogus coupons to 4chan

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re: US chocolate

All these posts and no one mentions Ghiradelli? It's neither expensive nor rare... Godiva is also easy to find (though pricier).

I wouldn't rank either of these as high as imports like Valrhona or Green & Black's, but still, there's more out there than Hersey's and Mars.

Slovakian cannibal's dinner calls in cops

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The great thing about that song

Is not speaking German, and not knowing the background.

So one day I'm all 'wonder what this song is about'.... queue some googling, which progresses into open-mouthed incredulity, and ending with a cross-legged dear-god-no-they-didn't?!

Then to cap off the horror of it all, the realization settles in that this gruesome story is what you've been rocking out to all along. Gotta love some Rammstein.

Fags flash butts in nightclubs

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I can see a benefit

well maybe.

These are for people trying to quit the real stuff, right? By pointing users to each other - could form sort of a dynamic on-the-spot support group. Could swap tips and what-not on quitting, what helps, etc.

Now, if it just helps to segregate people because of a "wow factor" - well that's useful too - as the rest of the world didn't want to mingle with those people in the first place ;)

New graphics engine imperils users of Firefox and Chrome

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Grenade

WebGL eh?

That's one of those things that lets me avoid flash, right?

I'll take my chances.

Canadian kid uses supercomputing to cure cystic fibrosis

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Thumb Up

Not sure how Canadian Universities work...

But if he wants to go south of the border, he's pretty much guaranteed a free ride at any major research university.

In other words - this is stellar resume fodder.

Bradley Manning now in nicer Army prison

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Unhappy

couple things

I don't know that you can conclude our judicial system realized its mistake. In other coverage, it's been said the technical reason for this move is that some pre-trial something-or-other that had to occur in DC occurred, so now he can be moved. Probably BS, but that's the reason they gave.

Also, I don't interpret Ian's post to be supportive of Manning's bad treatment - I think he is just trying to point out that when you sign up for the military, you sign up for more than, possibly, you bargained for. That whole UCMJ thing (right or wrong).

To me, one of our biggest fails was not allowing the UN guy un-monitored access to Manning. I don't understand what this would have compromised (other than to contradict claims made by the military, the President, etc.) Strikes me as pretty sleazy, not to mention hypocritical.

LastPass resets passwords following possible hack

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Paris Hilton

They allow simple passwords?

Surely this company from the start new it would be a target for this kind of thing. Shouldn't the password guarding all your other passwords be required to be fairly strong?! My understanding of its point is to make password management easier - but requiring users to remember one strong password is not that big a deal.

Ohio cops taze naked marathoneer

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You can bare todger

Just has to be in the appropriate place - i.e., home, nude beach, etc. Are you saying that in the UK, on a warm, sunny day, people go to work naked if they want?

Also, in the article, they say the police actually did stop him first, and tazed him after, when he resisted them. I'm not saying that was OK - just that it was not 'shoot first ask later'.

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Paris Hilton

Kinda confused

If he was determined to continue because he had invested so much into training.... well, what exactly does he train in that it couldn't be worn for the marathon?

Assange: Facebook a ‘spying machine’

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Troll

meh

Where's our coffin dodger icon?

Revealed: Secret security plan should Kate leave Wills at the altar

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heheh

The thought of anyone running in a dress that probably has a practically mile long train is just too funny. She'd be winded by the time she got to the church doors!

Still, I think Clarence House missed an option. They should've requested the moving corridor of security use the confusion to funnel her around and back up to the altar ;)

Animal lovers stamp on goldfish racing

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Piranhas et al

Feeding fish to your pet piranha is life.

Buying a piranha just to watch it eat live fish makes the owner a first class dickhead.

There is a difference.

Internet child porn investigators net South Aust MP

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Paris Hilton

chiming in...

Even if one refuses to accept conventional use of a word - it's in the Oxford English Dictionary:

'to subject to severe loss'

If the OED isn't an authority on what is an acceptable use of a word, who is? Can one of the "thumbs-downers" point to a more authoritative source that says '1 in 10' is the only acceptable usage?

Scientists reveal eight-legged Jurassic beast

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Troll

Re: beautiful creatures

That's what's so terrible - they just sit around looking calm and complacent.... but you know behind the innocent visage they're busy calculating the best trajectory for leaping at you and eating your face off.

^ Me, if I encountered one of these.

Microsoft opens Office 365 beta floodgates to the world

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I have no problem with Microsoft

Also, I have never used the abbreviation "M$".

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Happy

Like the name

Microsoft Office "Any Year But Leap Year"

or possibly (since there are closer to 365.24 days in a year)

Microsoft Office "Perpetually Inaccurate"

Calling all readers: Want some new icons?

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"add" to?

It's getting a bit cluttered down there dontcha think? Personally would rather not spend 10 minutes hunting for 'that perfect icon'.

Now replacing some with new and improved versions - that idea I like!

Police head-cam TV show debuts in US

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Troll

Wasn't this already done?

Reno 911 anyone?

Supercomputer simulates neutron star-black hole SMACKDOWN

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Wonder why they decelerate

If I was a black hole that wanted to ram into something, I'd floor it.

UK is 15th best place in the world to do IT

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Japan #19?

Did they not include mobile devices in the "ICT" umbrella?

Brain boffins in cortex mapping breakthrough

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Happy

Computer model

"...and massive computer processing power before it can be realised"

Makes you feel kinda special.

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