* Posts by alwarming

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Name that donkey: Barbarella battles Bathsheba

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Childcatcher

BADA ?

And you've to call her in caps all the time!

Police ROBOT attacks and BURNS DOWN HOUSE

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WTF?

Re: where'd the hand-grenade icon go ?

Also: Why does it say "we are sorry you didn't like this post" when I downvote one.

I would imagine moderatrix (or El Reg) being glad that moronic commentards are quibbling amongst themselves ?

PS: I didn't downvote any post on this article - it's a general question.

Billionaire Zuckerberg kills to eat

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Mushroom

Re: The otherwise healthy bird died instantly

Maybe it wasn't healthy (before doorjam) after all ?

Vatican crackdown at Rome's Playboy Mansion-style monastery

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Paris Hilton

There is something complex about a Nun Lapdance...

Where do you stuff the $ bills in the habit ?

Bing to offer Facebook-slurping 'friend search'

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Holmes

Re: searchterm searchterm searchterm -expertsexchange.com

I think the original post wanted to add in his profile the list of domains they are not interested in - so they will never show up in search without having to use search syntax everytime.

HP exec: WebOS tablet will trounce iPad

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Paris Hilton

Re: Am I alone.

It's referring to aftermath of your nocturnal activities.

Next you will say what's Paris ?

Virtual desktops mean virtual applications

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Joke

How about Virtual users as well ?

They can load balanced across nodes.

Rapture postponed as world inexplicably fails to end

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Joke

"...I think his pages must have stuck together in his copy of the Bible..."

Erm... That must be the Garden of Eden chapter.

(quote is from the abcnews link).

Intel, IBM, and HP back open source against VMware

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bingo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Monterey

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Paris Hilton

IBM & HP together ?

They have been together in a few alliances over the course of history. Why can't I seem to recall

any of them ?

Hollywood to 'retell' Carrie

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Troll

There already was a retelling...

rage carrie 2: carrie does frat boys.

Simply viewing Apple kit provokes religious euphoria

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Paris Hilton

RE: Neurobiology, creationism and naturalism

Unless... there really is no portion of brain exclusively devoted to devotees ? That should preempt

the debate.

PS: I wish I was as smarter and counter argue in a constructive manner, but as you can see I am the sort who gets tingly feelings by looking at a 2x2 of Paris.

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Paris Hilton

"... the brain areas that have evolved to process religion"

So, ahem, God doctored it's own existence ? (if you follow the circular logic of creationists).

Paris, for that special tingly feeling.

EMC's all-flash benediction: Turbulence ahead

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Re: um...yay?

> its only ever when big business makes moves like these that prices ever drop for the mainstream

Reverse is equally, if not more, true.

Eg: x86 walks all over itanium because the consumers use x86, the R&D (& a few other) cost is subsidized. Similarly flash started with consumers and when smartphones, airbooks and other flash oriented storage made the technology reliable & cheap enough, enterprise entered the market.

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Paris Hilton

Re: erm

erm.. what ? It's a 2008 article extolling the virtues of flash. Is there something specific you'ld like to point out ?

HP to show off next gen EVA on the Vegas Strip

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Paris Hilton

re: eva

If EVA is entry level, what is MSA (P2000) ?

Anyway, personally, I think while it's fine to keep all 4 and let the market decide, but having a 2.5 billion$ investment and call it 2nd tier is foolish (your margins are highest on the top tier, that's where you expensively R&D'd products belong).. It should be polished and replace the top tier, if

it can't already.

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3par sits between EVA & XP ?

2.5billion dollar acquisition to fill an arguably non-existent gap ? How does th story translate so far:

Daddy Mark Hurd got the case of blue balls & got fired. Meanwhile son-in-law (the new guy at the head of enterprise products) became a CEO candidate - no one wanted to cross him. So he just went out a bought a porche to park in the driveway so that no one looks at the luser across the street (DELL). A year down the line, Porche is being used haul grocery coz mom uses the van for daily errands and the new daddy likes the SUV for weekends. Err... doesn't translate that well then. But you get the Porche point, right ?

HP ProLiant power supplies 'may die when dormant'

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Alert

To be fair..

dude... HP as printer company is a totally different beast from HP as a an eterprise datacenter vendow (much higher accountability should be expected).

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Paris Hilton

Maybe their power supplies got wet in a different Paris.

if perplexed, see icon.

UK is fifth free-est nation on the internet

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Stop

Carly & Freedom ???

Wasn't she the biggest friend of DRM & biggest foe of P2P ??? :)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/03/02/hp_gets_deeper_into_drm/

Seagate sucks up Samsung storage biz

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Paris Hilton

title deed

> don't consider Toshiba a serious maker of hard disk drives.

Nowdays Toshiba is more of an enterprise drive maker, IIUC.

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Paris Hilton

Questions.

What is the WW HDD market size in $ terms (and retail / enterprise split) ?

And what are the margins like ? I would guess samsung was only in retail

and not enterprise so probably had lower margins.

Gmail mystery solved: Google went to Sun for backup

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"CEO can't restore his Fiona Apple CD. House Rules"

Awesome!!!!

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Paris Hilton

"I hope no Bothams died getting this information "

Beefy ? context ?

Microsoft breaks own world record for IE nonsense

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Re: Anger ?

Am I not saying the same thing ? Why is everyone angry with me ?

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M$ will feed on anger.

A few disgusted browser/open/web folks will get angry. websites will publish stories and views. Webdevs will wakeup to see what's up with this native thing. webdevs will embrace IE10, maybe not as much as they used to but still a 60-70% of them still treat IE as no.1 platform. MS will create a new standard. They done it in past , they'll do it again.

Google hits 'prove we killed no Afghans' – Assange™

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Re: Why?

I understand the movie is a spoof but if the camera angle and lighting are not good, it irritates me.

Having said that, I like your point no.2 &3!

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Go

Most people trying the variations of the search...

ever heard of double quotes ?

A fifth of Europeans can't work out how much a TV costs

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Paris Hilton

Did Einstein say that ?

It's accredited to him, but I've not seen a "real" source back up this quote.

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But we are a rich country...

a few 100 pounds here or there.. how does it matter ?

Android, Steve Jobs, and Apple's '90%' tablet share

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Stop

Ah! it's the PC vs Mac all over again.

Duh.

Why is ILM such a failure?

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Paris Hilton

ILM is buzz TCO can be handy.

TCO by itself is a pretty useful tool. It's the (over/incorrect)application to sell a bad product is bad. Instinctively one does TCO calculations all the time in your life as a buyer:

Why people buy sucky japanese cars over sturdy germans ? TCO.

Why buy CLF over incandescent ? TCO.

Why pay taxes over being a fugitive ? TCO.

Why buy a 300$ phone w/o contract than a 50$ with one ? TCO.

In enterprise worlds, companies like IBM are restructuring themselves to give you a low cost(= low barrier) of entry and a high TCO for lifetime. Windows is another example of high lifetime TCO if you add downtimes, anti-virus, office suite.

Marry or date Paris ?

Georgian granny disconnects Armenian internet

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Paris Hilton

@not the whole country.

By any chance you were accessing local Armenian site only ?

Digital player maker 'incited consumers to break the law', says ASA

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What about copyright free music ?

What if I'm copying old beethoven type music ? Is that covered too ? Is the ad playing a copyright music in the background ?

Plane or train? Tape or disk?

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Awesome!

"A more appropriate comparison would be to say a disk drive is a lorry (truck) and that tape is a warehouse."

Oracle kills Sun.com after starvation diet

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Paris Hilton

Re: Reply to post: ouch

It's older than Megan Fox as well.

Surprising (to me) to see how many of those oldest name are still around. (intel, hp, ibm, amd to name a few). dec.com redirects to hp.com now..

Chicken Little report: Sat-nav dependency spells DISASTER!

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Joke

Like Calories

and KiloCalories! ;)

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Happy

@some vaguely opinionated bloke && @Fr. Ted Crilly

It's obvious that "@Fr. Ted Crilly" was deliberately spewing erroneous grammar. Or, maybe not that obvious to some. LOL.

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Stop

So using GPS's time service is bad.

Why should that logic result in people should avoid satnav??

Red Hat: 'Yes, we undercut Oracle with hidden Linux patches'

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Paris Hilton

Re: Oracle stealing customers? → #

Redhat are doing the best they can given the situation. Suing is not an option coz unlike proprietary code (basis of SAP lawsuit), customers are not property of the vendor!

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Stop

The 2 ACs @ 10.33

Is this Astroturfing by Oracle et all ?

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eh?

> Wrong. GPL allows that. By GPL

I didn't say impossible. I said "not easy" = difficult, coz they had to change their original process.

Read/digest/comment/...

> No more free lunch for Larry. Smart move by Red Hat.

agreed!

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Unhappy

Downvote me, my pants are down.

It's easy to argue that overall Redhat are good for future of linux. But I am sorry to say they are suffering because of a potential folly in GPL: It's very easy for a big giant to eat into a niche created by a smart but small innovator whose entire product is open source, whether the smaller guy is a willing partner or not. Redhat's patches and products are well understood by competition and they can easily eat into red hat's accounts. Also, redhat can't easily do direct-to-customer patch delivery because of GPL's terms.

OTOH, even if redhat had money, could they do that to Oracle customers ? Most likely no, because redhat wouldn't have the same level of expertise with the Oracle's software or understand the patches in the same great detail. Most 3rd party service providers depend on a revenue share agreement with the original product vendor to deliver patches. (Eg: if IBM services arm is installing patches on customer's Sun/Oracle box, it's because their agreement with Sun/Oracle covers it).

Lot of Linux distros are simple re-branded redhats. They make money by investing on 3 unbilled engineers worth of money where as redhat has a 300-400 engineer staff which is part of R&D and not billed to any customers.

I think original purpose of GPL - **why I like it**- it that it allowed a customer to tweak the product they bought as per their whims and fancy. Things are a lot different 30 years down the line.

Android malware attacks show perils of Google openness

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@DZ-jay

> Jeez! Take that chip off your shoulder and try to to follow context.

Loved it!

Official: Booze prevents senile dementia

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Alert

Re: 01001011010110100101010111011011010

$subj in hex: 25AD2AEDA.

Or "Too SAD to AEDA".

Doesn't make sense at first - What's AEDA ? The first google result says: Alzheimer's Association Early Detection Alliance. Woohooo, too close to the topic of the article, innit ?

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Pint

Cheers but..

co-orelation/causation/yada-yada...

...probably the people who are full of life and active have more opportunities to drink, or tend to indulge in drinking. So they might have a healthier brain. Dullards, with no social life, probably don't drink and go obtuse faster ?

Regardless, I'll say cheers to that!

Steve Jobs unveils iPad 2

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Why "iPad 2" ?

Should it be "i 2 Pad" ?

Android phone to replace shop till

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Great!

I can get killed for my phone now.

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