* Posts by K.o.R

98 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Aug 2009

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HDMI Forum 'blocks AMD open sourcing its 2.1 drivers'

K.o.R

Re: I was amazed…

The Wiki article for that has a delightful picture.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Wollmilchsau.png

Closure of Windows 10 upgrade path still catching users by surprise

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Boffin

I thought once you'd activated on a given motherboard it was stored and reinstalling Windows on the same motherboard would automatically reactivate? Tying the license to your MS account was only if you wanted to transfer to a new system?

University chops students' Microsoft 365 storage to 20GB

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Devil

Re: 20GB?

"Please can I have more storage?"

"Okay" >clickety< "You now have 4MB free."

"So I have 8MB total?"

"No, you have 4MB total."

"Wait wha—" >hangs up<

Microsoft pulls the plug on WordPad, the world's least favorite text editor

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Re: EOL characters

> managed with Unix newlines

That reminded me of the most likely scenario of me using WordPad: "This file is too big for Notepad to open. Would you like to try opening it in WordPad instead?"

Windows boss takes on taskbar turmoil, pledges to 'make Start menu great again'

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Re: Typing in the start menu

For me it was going to a Windows 7 machine and the Windows key+X menu not being there.

Shock horror – and there goes the network neighborhood

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Re: That cat again...

"Enough room to swing a cat in, as long as it was a reasonably patient cat and didn't mind several nasty whacks about the head."

Hacking a Foosball table scored an own goal for naughty engineers

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We had at various times a pool table and foosball table at my workplace. They weren't pay-for, I think we owned them outright. Both had rather old unreliable coin mechanisms (set so you didn't need to insert any coins, just push it in to release whenever needed). Over time, the pool table had its coin mech and the tray where the balls ran removed (and a piece of wood to cover the hole, which looked smart enough), and the simple piece of metal that held the balls in the foosball table was flipped over. Both had the effect of potted/scored balls running straight back to the collection area.

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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They made a huge mistake when defining everything in terms of metric measurements by not making the inch 2.56mm rather than 2.54. You could go down to 1/256 of an inch without needing any more decimal places. The would have made things much easier, and easier to convert measurements means easier to convert people.

A discounting disaster averted at the expense of one's own employment

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Mushroom

Oh no, the computer containing all the fixed information that we haven't actually sent out yet just mysteriously caught fire. What a shame.

Windows 11 Paint: Oh look – rounded corners. And it is prettier... but slightly worse

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Re: Screen bloat...

Weird, on my system that only measures ~190px.

Want to check out Windows 11 but don't want to buy a new PC? Here's how to bypass the hardware requirements

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I believe you can get a command prompt up at the start of a clean install, then either launch REGEDIT (if it's available) or use REG ADD to make the necessary change.

Seagate UK customer stung by VAT on replacement drive shipped via the Netherlands

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I have a standard template e-mail for whenever FedEx charge a handling fee on my incoming package. Works every time.

YouTube axes crowdsourced captioning: Use our buggy speech-to-subtitle code or pay an approved third party

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Re: That D&D woman...

Aegisub is the free tool of choice for generating any kind of on-screen text you can imagine.

Don't pay the ransom, mate. Don't even fix a price, say Australia's cyber security bods

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Re: Don't pay the ransom.

Got held up at the borderline.

Square peg of modem won't fit into round hole of PC? I saw to it, bloke tells horrified mate

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I've cut away the fan grilles on a couple of cases to improve airflow.

I've also bodged together various things mounted on PCI slot covers.

My best work has got to be the combination of 4 hard drives, a metal ruler, some motherboard standoffs, a PCI slot blower fan and some LEGO to mount said drives in a 1U case to make a sort-of massive external HDD.

Google reveals new schedule for 'phasing out support for Chrome Apps across all operating systems'

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Re: Codenamed Fugu?

"Poison... poison... tasty fish!"

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Windows

Re: So, Google is pulling a Microsoft?

Damn right we are!

SpaceX Crew Dragon: Launched and docked. Now, about that splashdown...

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Re: weighs 45 pounds

Yeah, I know, but that's the quantity he specified.

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Re: weighs 45 pounds

Fifty thousand cubic feet of water.

23. 712. 3. 608. 45. 89. 11. 332. 841. 255. You want more? Cloudflare and pals are streaming 'em live from new RNG API

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Go

Huh, and there was me thinking the "lava lamp RNG" was just some bullshit they came up with for that one episode of NCIS: Los Angeles.

JavaScript tells all, which turns out not to be so great for privacy: Side-channel leaks can be exploited to follow you around the interweb

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I hate trying to figure out which randomly-named site's scripts is necessary for the site to function correctly. And then enabling one reveals a dozen more, of which one is necessary.

Remember Windows Media Center? Well, the SDK is now on GitHub to be poked at your leisure

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Happy

Another die-hard WMC fan here. I gave up a couple of major updates back when something utterly borked the thumbnailing process. Maybe it's fixed now, but I don't have the enthusiasm to go back from Kodi (which has its own laundry list of annoyances).

The Reg takes a trip over the New Edge. Mmmm... New Coke with extra fizz

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Re: Blocking Auto-Play

I've noticed that too, although the "don't play until tab is clicked" has been around a while. Now I have to start the video manually as well.

How to make people sit up and use 2-factor auth: Show 'em a vid reusing a toothbrush to scrub a toilet – then compare it to password reuse

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Unhappy

Re: Wanting to use 2FA is one thing...

PayPal UK is SMS only as far as I can tell.

Banking in 2019: Sure, we'd recommend TSB's online, mobe banking say cowed customers

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5% on £1,500 is a good motivator.

Just wish they'd use a PIN Sentry or whatever equivalent on their online banking.

We asked 100 people to name a backdoored router. You said 'EE's 4GEE HH70'. Our survey says... Top answer!

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Thumb Up

Gives a new meaning to "brute Force hacking".

Your RSS is grass: Mozilla euthanizes feed reader, Atom code in Firefox browser, claims it's old and unloved

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Windows

I use Thunderbird to view feeds, but it's a pain because you can't easily set login cookies so sites like Twitter constantly bug me about "this post may contain sensitive information".

Unfortunately I haven't found a better program, though that QuiteRSS looks interesting (I'm not too bothered about the mail capabilities of Thunderbird; Mail is always running in the background anyway).

Office 2019 lumbers to the stage once more as Microsoft promises future releases

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Pint

Re: Hold on there..

Publisher user here, I love it. I'm pretty sure that it hasn't actually had a new useful feature in donkey's years, but if that just means I can keep an old version around to work on its file type then so be it. It all gets exported to PDF in the end anyway.

Nvidia promises to shift graphics grunt work to the cloud, for a price

K.o.R

Re: latency down to a blazing 3ms

Reminds me of the 500-mile email.

Official: Google Chrome 69 kills off the World Wide Web (in URLs)

K.o.R

Re: Leads to more lack of understanding

Displaying extensions (and hidden files) is on the View tab of Explorer's ribbon as well.

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

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Re: What's this Silverlight thing?

@Norman: Ah, yes I had seen that, but I ran into a different issue because WSUS doesn't seem to like letting me add features in that way (see also: JP IME dictionaries and such). I'll give it another go though, as I may have solved that but forgotten that it was applicable to this issue too.

(Unless they've updated it, I still need to go through a PDF printer to make XPS into PDF though. Oy.)

(My comment was referring to how Silverlight is to Flash as XPS is to PDF, not why LO can't open them; I hadn't even considered trying that)

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Unhappy

Re: What's this Silverlight thing?

On a related note, I've recently had to deal with people sending me proofs of payment... as XPS files. Which would be fine except none of the Windows 10 apps can read the damn things anymore.

Whoever decided that deprecated apps (Reader) are going to be unable to work at all ("Reader is no longer supported. Go screw yourself."), rather than just no longer updated needs shooting with something very pointy.

I have to send them to our one remaining W7 machine to convert them to PDF.

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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Formatting

Only the word "Unity" should be italicised as VSS is not part of the ship's name; compare HMS Invincible, USS Enterprise, VSS Unity.

It's 2018 and… wow, you're still using Firefox? All right then, patch these horrid bugs

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@phuzz Re: Dear Mozilla, there's more to life than security

Because of course they are. It's not like MSI GP deployment is easy and just works, is it?

Office is the real PITA for deployment. Maybe MDT can do something useful for it.

K.o.R

Re: @K.o.R Dear Mozilla, there's more to life than security

Yes, hence my use of the word "official". Frontmotion's is the one I do use.

K.o.R

Re: Dear Mozilla, there's more to life than security

How about an official MSI package?

Electric cars to create new peak hour when they all need a charge

K.o.R

Clearly the solution is dodgem-car chicken wire above all roads and a collector pole.

And then some means of making the road conductive for a return path.

FBI says it can't unlock 8,000 encrypted devices, demands backdoors for America's 'public safety'

K.o.R

Re: 8000 Devices?

You don't mean...?

Yes. Seven million, two hundred and eighty-eight thousand.

Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m

K.o.R

Re: Ask the Canadians...

You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?

Like... for war?

...

Does Canada know?

K.o.R
Happy

Re: Or...

An aircraft carrier with a golf course on top... reminds me of a game I used to play...

Microsoft asks devs for quantum leap of faith

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Boffin

Obligatory "a quantum leap is an unimaginably small distance if it can even be considered a distance, so not really asking for much faith" comment.

SpaceX to try reusing both rocket and spacecraft for historic ISS mission

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"and another designed to avoid dying from explosive decompression."

Who drew the short straw?

New UK aircraft carrier to be commissioned on Pearl Harbor anniversary

K.o.R

Re: weighs 45 pounds

Probably referring to the next one.

Elon Musk says Harry Potter and Bob the Builder will get SpaceX flying to Mars

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Re: weighs 45 pounds

I actually quite enjoyed the new Thunderbirds, but I have to say the half-hour timeslot really hurt it. Everything was a bit to frantic to get the story completed.

I loved the way they made the ships believeable with little details like manouevring jets, warning labels, etc.

The axeman strikes again: Microsoft has real commitment issues

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Re: "The real problem is that they need to identify things they can do well"

Curves and Colours, 80 lines, minimum spread, multicolour (Windows 98 version) was my favourite. The XP version had a rubbish selection of colours.

I'm sure these still exist on the net somewhere, but the whole screen saver concept isn't really a thing any more.

Google to kill its Drive file locker in two confusing ways

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@ecofeco

That's interesting, the biggest problem I have with all the sync apps is that you have to move everything into their one special folder rather than being able to grab any folder.

Mediocre Britain: UK broadband ranked 31st in world for speed

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Trollface

Real people...

...don't need decent broadband.

Meet VRfox: Mozilla's latest attempt at regaining browser share

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Does it still grind to a halt after a day or so?

CMD.EXE gets first makeover in 20 years in new Windows 10 build

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Re: True Command Lines

Use set prompt=%username%@%computername%:$P$S$$$S then.

Happy 4th of July: Norks tests another missile

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Re: Sea of Japan takes another hit

Decline to be called the "East Sea"?

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