* Posts by Arthur the cat

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EU net neutrality could kneecap the Tories' opt-out pr0n filter plans

Arthur the cat
Facepalm

ONS statistics show opt out censorship is idiocy

According to the ONS this country has 26.7 million households but only 7.9 million of them have dependent (i.e. not grown up) children. That's 30%, so in order to nanny whatever fraction of that 30% doesn't care enough about their kids, the 70% of households that censorship is irrelevant to have to tick the box for unfiltered access to the net.

Still that's what happens when policies are based on tabloid editorials rather than reason.

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NEVER MIND the B*LLOCKS Osbo peddles, deficits don't really matter

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Re: Super!

You're probably thinking of Operation Bernhard. To quote Wikipedia

Operation Bernhard was the codename of a secret Nazi plan devised during the Second World War by the RSHA and the SS to destabilise the British economy via economic warfare by flooding the global economy and the British Empire with forged Bank of England £5, £10, £20, and £50 notes.

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CSI GALAXY: Cause of death = STRANGULATION

Arthur the cat
Headmaster

"Metals"

Note that this is the astronomers' usage of "metal", meaning anything with an atomic number greater than 2, whether or not it's metallic in the usual sense.

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Backwaters in rural England getting non-BT gigabit broadband

Arthur the cat

Isn't this in David Cameron's neck of the woods?

Subject says it all.

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Snowden scandal latest: NSA, GCHQ lingo-spies replaced by unstoppable RHINEHART robots

Arthur the cat

Re: Innuendo... Al-Qaeda, what!?

Today the police issued a warrant for a suspected terrorist who goes by the code name of "Samantha". They are also looking for her handler.

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Relax, it's just Ubuntu 15.04. AARGH! IT'S FULL OF SYSTEMD!!!

Arthur the cat
Happy

Re: I always thought it was Edition 7 not V7....

Seventh Edition if you're being formal, but V7 to its friends. And a bloody good vintage.

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HP wag has last laugh at US prez wannabe with carlyfiorina.org snatch

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Devil

Re: Stuffing up the rank-and-file for Corporate benefit?

From what my friends in HP told me, more stuffing up the profits and pissing on those who made them while trying to create a cult of personality that made the average North Korean dictator look like a shy woodland creature.

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New EU security strategy: Sod cyber terrorism, BAN ENCRYPTION

Arthur the cat

Re: Oh drat!

"a new cryptographic algorithm I seem to have invented"

If you're a professional cryptographer, I'll look forward to reading it. If not, please, don't do that. Just read

https://www.schneier.com/crypto-gram/archives/1998/1015.html#cipherdesign

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Smile! Brit transport plods turn bodycams on travelling public

Arthur the cat

Wonder if the cameras work that well

The last time I had to get out of bed at 3 in the morning because my neighbour's alarm had gone off again, the policewoman who turned up first was wearing a camera. Being a techie, I asked her how well it worked. The reply was "reasonable images, good at recording her voice, never records what anyone else says audibly. Basically it's useful because it discourages most people from kicking off, not because it supplies evidence if they do."

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So how should we tax these BASTARD COMPANIES, then?

Arthur the cat

You've read Mirrlees???

All 1391 pages of it. You get a tip of the hat for stamina at least.

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El Reg assembles mighty Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse

Arthur the cat

Baking bread

I hope the cost of running the oven is included in the overall cost (or a solar oven/scavenged wood fire is used).

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DRONE ALONE: US Navy secretary gives up on manned fighters

Arthur the cat
WTF?

Awful acronym

"Close-In Autonomous Disposable Aircraft (CICADA) “

Where the hell does that second 'C' come from?

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Nuclear waste spill: How a pro-organic push sparked $240m blunder

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Mushroom

"we don't think anything's going to happen there for a few tens of millions of year"

By that criterion I can think of places in Norfolk that would be ideal dump sites.

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Forum chat is like Clarkson punching you repeatedly in the face

Arthur the cat

Re: Not on

"the Top Gear / Steven Fry Channel, AKA Dave"

That's the amazing thing about digital TV, it gives you hundreds of channels to definitely not watch.

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Taylor Swift snaps up EVEN MORE pr0n domain names

Arthur the cat
Unhappy

Office.porn

I shudder to think what might have been on this site if MS hadn't grabbed it.

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Web geeks grant immortality to Sir Terry Pratchett – using smuggled web code

Arthur the cat

Re: This makes me so happy

"I meant to ask pTerry if there was a connection but it is to late now"

I'm sure there was. Terry was a fan before he was a writer, and fans of his/my age generally knew Pavane well. (Also Keith Roberts' reputation, but that's a different matter.) The signalling technology was much the same, but the purposes each author used it for were very different.

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Timeout, Time Lords: ICANN says there is only one kind of doctor

Arthur the cat

I'm reminded of NASA's convention

So many people at NASA have a PhD (or two, or more!) that they reserve "Doctor" for medics.

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In assault on American values, Lockheed BLASTS PICKUP with RAYGUN

Arthur the cat

Re: Hmm

Yes, there's a big difference between the block, a large chunk of metal with channels for (usually) water cooling designed to remove waste heat, and the manifold which is the relatively thin tube that takes air to the engine.

However, why aim for the engine when it would be so much easier to put the hole through the driver or the radiator or the fuel tank? This looks more like a PR stunt, just as the first time a Star Wars era laser "destroyed" a missile the missile was stationary and held under such compression forces that it crumpled the moment it warmed up. Until this is shown to work under battlefield conditions it's at best a possibility and at worst a hype to get more Pentagon money.

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Boffins say Mars had ocean covering 20 per cent of planet

Arthur the cat
Headmaster

Sudden Capitalisation

"water in which the Hydrogen is an isotope called Deuterium in which a Neutron is present"

We German have become?

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Broadband routers: SOHOpeless and vendors don't care

Arthur the cat

Re: "having a modem and a router as separate devices"

"Anybody know if IPFire for a RiPi is any good?"

If by RiPi you mean Raspberry Pi, I believe the ethernet interface runs via the USB controller, and probably isn't up to FTTC speeds. I recently replaced my old Alix router because it was struggling to cope with FTTC speeds.

Now I use a newer Atom D525 mini-ITX system running pfSense. Ticks over at a few percent CPU, doesn't break a sweat even under heavy download. Just make sure the network interfaces are Intel rather than RealTek.

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'Hi, I'm from Microsoft and I am GOING TO KILL YOU'

Arthur the cat
Devil

Re: Fight back

I use FreeBSD - we set demons on them.

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El Reg regains atomic keyring capability

Arthur the cat

Re: Originals still going strong

Remember that your eyes' response to light is pretty much like the ears' response to sound - logarithmic. The bright daylight today is clocking up ~50,000 lux on my light meter whereas a room at night lit by a single light bulb may be about 100 lux or less but your eyes adapt, so a factor of 2 or 4 is no big deal.

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US Army plots new petascale monster and 'tactical cloudlets'

Arthur the cat
Coat

"dismounted Soldier"???

Is that the latest term for infantryman, or do they just mean any grunt not in a brothel?

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Royal Mail's Colossus move gets ex-WREN's stamp of approval

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Facepalm

Re: Real nostalgia...

"Remember when GCHQ was working for us and not targeting us?"

and turning it off and turning it on again was exactly the wrong thing to do.

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KUSHINIKIZA! Google Translate SAVES BABY in Irish roadside birth

Arthur the cat
Unhappy

Bloody lucky they had a signal

Usually, whenever I absolutely need directions, or to look up a phone number or something, there's no signal and finding one involves sprinting up the nearest hill or climbing a flagpole and standing on one leg, waving the phone in one hand and sacrificing a chicken with the other, at which point the gods of telephony give me one bar for 3.8 seconds before they start giggling and take it away again.

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First look: Ordnance Survey lifts kimono on next-gen map app

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WTF?

Re: Spotted what's missing?

Except as far as I can see that walk is in some sort of fantasy universe version of Brockenhurst. I go there regularly and the A377 isn't that shape, there's no Argyll Road, Duryard or Pennsylvania in the area AFAIR, the town is mainly to the west of the A337 rather than the east and it's not built on steep hills as the contours would suggest. Also the idea that any walk in the immediate vicinity of Brockenhurst is challenging and would take 4.3 hours to walk 5.6 miles is ridiculous. The worst thing you meet is mud and some flooding after heavy spells of rain.

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G.Fast sand-slinger says it's slung bits at 500 Mbps over 200 metres

Arthur the cat

Re: We really need a reference Usain

"the standard may degrade over time, as his legs age"

Do what the economists do to deal with inflation - "all speeds normalised to 2012 Usains"

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Bitter Lake: Know your enemy? Impossible, surely, when you don't know if the enemy exists

Arthur the cat
Facepalm

"the mysterious lake in the Tarkofsky movie Solaris"

It's a planet, not a lake. Slight difference of scale.

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SCREW you, GLASSHOLES! Microsoft unveils HoloLens

Arthur the cat
Boffin

Wonder how they work with glasses

According to Google, about 60% of adults wear glasses at least some of the time. Does anybody know if any of the wearable displays work with glasses? I hate to think how these would interact with varifocals.

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REGARD our TINY but POWERFUL LASER, suitable for very SMALL sharks

Arthur the cat
Headmaster

Lacking history

"The rice grain-sized device, dubbed a "maser", is a minuscule microwave laser"

Oh dear, this was written by someone without knowledge of physics history. Masers existed several years before lasers, and the latter were initially called "optical masers".

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Euro security agency says MORE crypto needed in gov policy

Arthur the cat
WTF?

Re: Don't look at Article 12 of the HRA, look at Article 8!

What? Article 12 is the right to marry, not sure how that keeps Big Brother away (and it certainly doesn't keep Big Mother-in-law away :-( ). I think you mean Sections 12 & 8 of the act.

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Icelandic brewers knock up whale 'nad beer

Arthur the cat
Alert

Special brew

Which unpleasant bits of what animal is it made from? Ferret anuses?

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Preserve the concinnity of English, caterwauls American university

Arthur the cat
Headmaster

Re: I'm perturbed

Any word can be verbed...

but excessive verbing weirds language.

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Boffins open 'space travel bureau': Come relax on exoplanet Kepler-16b, says NASA

Arthur the cat
Alien

Red grass?

"If plant life does exist on a planet like Kepler-186f, its photosynthesis could have been influenced by the star's red-wavelength photons, making for a color palette that's very different than the greens on Earth."

Different palette maybe, but if the light is mostly red, that's the part of the spectrum to absorb to get most energy, so the reflected light would be blue-green. Kentucky in space, no less.

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Arthur the cat

Re: Damn

At 300 dpi the posters will print out at 39 inches high. Good enough unless you want to plaster a billboard.

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Hey look! Microsoft's workforce isn't all white men

Arthur the cat
Trollface

Of course they're not all white males in MS

There are those nice chaps in Microsoft India who keep phoning up to tell me about the viruses they've detected on my machine. OK, they get a little confused when I ask them which of my IP addresses they are referring to, and very confused when I read /var/log/messages to them when they tell me to look at my event log, but I'm sure they mean well.

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'Turn to nuclear power to save planetary ecology from renewable BLIGHT'

Arthur the cat
Headmaster

Re: Where's the Reg Precious Elements Desk when we need it?

That's Tim Worstall's beat, he often writes about mineral supplies. TL;DR version: if there's a demand the price will go up, causing more mines to come on stream, so the supply goes up and the price comes down a bit.

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Deprivation Britain: 1930s all over again? Codswallop!

Arthur the cat

"an outbreak of black footie bags"

I think you might be confusing Spode's Blackshorts from PG Wodehouse's stories with Moseley's Blackshirts from a far less funny occasion.

The book that brought home just how different the mid 20th C was from today is Raymond Briggs' "Ethel and Ernest", a cartoon biography of his parents. Worth reading for perspective.

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El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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Only possible comment

500 The Bees They're In My Eyes!

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EU law bods: New eCall crash system WON'T TRACK YOU. Really

Arthur the cat
Flame

Re: CIF3

"Is that the latest kitchen surface cleaner?"

Oh yes, it will definitely clean your kitchen surfaces. Then the kitchen. Then the foundations of the kitchen. It'll be spotless.

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Hominid ancestors beat humans to the drinks cabinet, say boffins

Arthur the cat

Alcohol tolerance

"About half of all Japanese people for a start.

One I know turns bright red and gets completely hammered on a pint."

From experience I wouldn't put it as high as 50%, but yes some Japanese and Chinese people (actually anyone from a culture which historically purified its drinking water by boiling it with tea leaves, rather than brewing beer with it or adding fermented mashed grapes) react badly to alcohol. The problem is that although they have normal alcohol dehydrogenase, they have a less efficient form of aldehyde dehydrogenase, which handles the second step of metabolising alcohol. The result is a build up of aldehydes in the system, which causes the red flush and an evil hangover in short order.

However, getting drunk on small amounts of alcohol is mainly a cultural effect, just as other cultures get morose, look for a fight, sing or get maudlin (or all of the above). If you're a salaryman you have to treat your boss like god during work, but you then go for a drink after work and say exactly what you think of him because you're "drunk". It lets off steam, gives the bosses valuable feedback and is all done in a social environment where normal rules of politeness and deference are suspended. For a westerner trying to do business in Japan it's often the only time you'll get an honest opinion rather than the usual "Yes means maybe, maybe means no" politeness.

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Arthur the cat
Pint

Re: Only the pleasure of eating?

"Tolerance to lactose certainly opened a whole new range of foods for humans yet we don't get drunk on milk"

Yes, but we've only been dairy farmers for 5-7,000 years, which is overnight in evolutionary terms. Large chunks of the world population are still lactose intolerant as adults, including about half of Europeans over the age of 50. I know of few people who cannot tolerate alcohol biologically rather than having a cultural aversion.

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I'll be back (and forward): Hollywood's time travel tribulations

Arthur the cat
Boffin

Re: Re. Forget the film..

Palimpsest by Charlie Stross

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Greening the copper with NFV, lower power optics from GreenTouch

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Thumb Up

Re: Hell no!

Indeed. Putting your firewall in the cloud - what could possibly go wrong?

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Amazon hiring drone flight ops engineer in Cambridge, UK

Arthur the cat
Black Helicopters

Re: Nerf gun….

I think you mean HERF (high energy radio frequency) gun. A Nerf gun would fire foam darts at the drone. Of course, that might work, depending on lightweight the drone was.

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Kryder's law craps out: Race to UBER-CHEAP STORAGE is OVER

Arthur the cat
Pint

I'm old enough to remember

when electricity was going to be too cheap to meter, when the stock market was going to rise forever and when we'd abolished boom and bust. Oh, and when you could always trust policemen, doctors and the government.

Halcyon days.

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'Bill Gates swallowing bike on a beach' is ideal password say boffins

Arthur the cat
Happy

George W Bush sucking a chainsaw

Not a passphrase, just a wish.

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Adobe spies on reading habits over unencrypted web because your 'privacy is important'

Arthur the cat
Pirate

Wouldn't it be a great shame

if ne'er-do-wells were to flood the Adobe servers with well formed but totally bogus data? Not that any of us would condone such behaviour, of course.

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Echopraxia scores 'diamond cutter' on the sci-fi hardness scale

Arthur the cat

"the tone is rather unremittingly despondent"

The standard joke is that if you're finding your joie de vivre too much to handle, read something by Peter Watts.

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Arthur the cat

Re: That Ancillary Justice looks very interesting

Well worth reading. It's just won a Hugo as well.

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