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ALIEN BODY FOUND ON MARS: Curiosity rover snaps extraterrestrial

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There was a Kaboom!

This is what's left of the last Mars invaders. Be warned.

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Creepy battery-operated TEDDY BEAR SEX TOY. Sadly, this is for real

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Re: "Soft" toys

"to poke fun"

Have an upvote.

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Top Canadian court: Cops need warrant to get names from ISPs

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There have been calls long before this judgement for the Conservatives to split the bill before Parliament and remove the privacy evisceration from the cyberbullying provisions. However these have come not only from the opposition but from experts. Harper's Conservatives are contemptuous of experts, since they already know everything via belief.

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TrueCrypt hooked to life support in Switzerland: 'It must not die' say pair

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Readers nowadays

@Hit Snooze

The journo made no claims; he reported "they claimed."

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Flying saucer with 'stadium-sized' orb to INVADE Earth's skies

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Re: Fantastic Design

I thought it looked a bit like a high-tech ark.

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Gay marriage foes outraged at Mozilla CEO flap, call for boycott

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Re: Speaking of the law...

He was not terminated. He quit. Do you understand the difference?

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Sticky Tahr-fy pudding: Ubuntu 14.04 slickest Linux desktop ever

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Re: What's the point exactly?

firstboot wizard

+1

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Show more CANADIAN-MADE PORN, insists Canadian government

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Re: Yukon Ho!

Well Yukon if you want to, but I'll stick with being a freetard.

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Re: Canadian Orgies

No, they don't happen because we can't decide if they're a federal or provincial responsibility.

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Without a smartphone your reptile brain gets a workout

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The smartphone's advantage

Just got a smartphone and for someone of a certain age I can predict one of its best uses will be to supplement my aging ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, what's the word............................. memory: names of people in particular, for someone who works in various venues.

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IT'S ALIVE! China's Jade Rabbit rover RETURNS from the DEAD

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Re: Lose face never lose rabbit OK

No China expert here, but I recall reading that the Chinese leadership has been admitting mistakes recently, unlike their previous behaviour. Still no freedom of expression for the masses though.

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"out of the woods"

There are woods on the moon?

"The State Administration of Science, Technology and Industry for National Defence said at the time that the rover was having trouble because of the "complicated lunar surface environment"."

Well, there's your problem.

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Comcast to acquire Warner Cable – reports

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Meanwhile in Canada

Similar situation in Canada. You can choose ADSL or cable, but there are substantially only one of each in a geographical area. The three biggies (with a fourth lacking a cell division) own our cable, phone lines, internet, cell phones, and most of the tv, radio, cable channels and newspapers. And their corporate owned gov't is slowly strangling the CBC, the only alternative radio and tv. It isn't healthy for a supposed democracy.

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Random car shutdowns force Toyota to recall Prius hybrids - AGAIN

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"a software fault that can make the car slow down"

Years of urban driving in Vancouver have taught me that "Toyota" is Japanese for "slow." So how is this a problem?

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Snowden: Canadian spooks used free airport WiFi to track travellers

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Trevor, I applaud the effort, but what makes you think Harper and CSEC will obey the spirit of a Supreme Court ruling. They have already shown they won't on other issues. As has the BC gov't yet again over another issue (teachers' ability to bargain class size.) They blithely ignore the rulings or legislate around them.

I'm afraid the Kanuckistan label is becoming truer than I would like.

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BlackBerry makes its devilish Android trickery official in OS update

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Smartphone newbie, as of yesterday. I was influenced both by the good reviews of the OS here and from my son, a veteran of two Android phones, at least one of which he rooted. Anxiously awaiting Wind (a minor player here in Canada) to provide their update to 10.2.1. The Q10 will only cost me $200Cdn on a 2 year. Not dead yet, really, it's feeling so much better..............

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Mystery 'doughnut' materializes in front of Mars rover: 'OH MY GOD! It wasn't there before!'

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Re: Playing the Ball and not the Man Delivers a Great Game and in AI, Perfectly Matched Play.

Ming the Merciless sees what you did there, amanfromMars 1, and will brook no further taking of his Name in vain. You have been warned.

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Boeing bent over for new probe as 787 batteries vent fluid, start to MELT

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Re: Nationalize it!

US private healthcare: 17.6% of GNP and they don't cover everyone.

Canada: 11.4% and we cover everyone. Germany 11.6% UK and Japan: under 10% 2010 figures

If you want to promote your puerile " private is always better" tripe, find a situation in which it actually applies.

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Five UK banks sign up to hook up customers' ACCOUNTS to their MOBILE DEVICES

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Re: Age realated Dislike Disorder here too.

Age related Dislike Disorder

Thanks Scott. I'm going to use that, since it applies to me frequently now.

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TPP treaty nearly ready to roll over us, says Oz minister

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Sugar

Did not bother to look up the details, but the US has forever had a restrictive policy on sugar to keep the domestic monopoly rich.

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Workers, guards clash in hours-long Samsung factory RIOT in Vietnam

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@JaitcH

Thanks for the accurate local info.

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Supermassive BLACK HOLE to stuff MYSTERY gas BLOB into open maw

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Re: "Bated breath", dammit

One of the best comic lines on Canada's former PM Jean Chretien, reputed to speak neither official language well, "I yam waiting with bait on my breath..............."

Credit to the Double Exposure satire duo.

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Naked Aussie gets wedged in washing machine

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Failed

to make a clean escape.

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China's answer to AIRPOCALYPSE: Fire up the supercomputer

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It's 2013 and they need a supercomputer to tell them where the crap in the air is coming from?

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'Don't hate on me for my job!' Googlers caught up in SF rent protest ruckus

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Many of the issues ckm5 has identified in SF apply to Vancouver, Canada as well -- limited land area, retirees from the harsher climates east, Asian immigration and investment. I think the root cause is the current unacknowledged policy of unlimited human growth. Vancouver was a nice small city 50 years ago. Now it has accrued many cultural benefits from the immigration and expansion, but it is suffering from the congestion and excessive land costs (which affect both residents and businesses) that growth has brought and it's rapidly getting worse. Do we really want every place on earth turned into Hong Kong or New York? That is what unlimited growth will eventually bring us.

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IBM turns plastic bottles into life-saving 'ninja' MRSA, fungus fighters

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Great News!

I had MRSA a few years ago. From a quarter-sized hole near my knee treated at a hospital my leg from knee to ankle turned dark red and swelled up like a balloon. It took over a week of daily visits to emergency for an IV antibiotic to kill it. Antibiotics are losing the battle against MRSA and other stronger, deadlier resistant infections. I'm surprised that this news was not headline material on the radio and tv broadcasts.

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Russia charges 'criminal organization' behind Blackhole malware kit

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'Criminal Organization'?

Thought that was Russia, in recent times. Now it they'd just restricted their targets to outside Russia, they might have been left alone.

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Must try HARDER, infosec lads: We're RUBBISH at killing ZOMBIES

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Killing Zombies

There's a card in the window of my favourite card shop. It says "Zombies Eat Brains."

And below it says, "You're Safe."

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REVEALED: How YOU PAY extra for iPHONES - even if you DON'T HAVE ONE

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Re: Message to mobile operators

The downvoters need to realize that when a retailer buys from a distributor there is a price based on quantity. Buy 1 to 10 the price is x. Buy 100 the price is x minus something. Buy 1000 it's less yet. When you get into really large quantities, you're into negotiations and bargaining.

I don't support Apple and the hardball tactics employed here, but you have to see the industry practices that underlie them. I want a BB Q10, and its sad to see how a small operator in the market gets muscled out.

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'Best known female architect' angrily defends gigantic vagina

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Re: No idea

Swedish airbags? Thought they were Bulgarian.

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Firefox reveals new look: rounded rectangles

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Re: Way too fugly....

"So long as it remains completely customizable, it'll be ok"

This is precisely why I use FF. The rounded corners will interfere with my bad habit of many tabs open. I too have customized FF to cram what I want into the toolbars and minimize the space they use. Leave those parts alone and fix the memory leaks again. The extensions and control (Tab Mix Plus) are essential to this FF user.

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Men have LARGE APPENDAGES, are OXYGEN THIEVES: Science

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Re: Disparity

Then perhaps you're not old enough to have noticed your feet getting bigger.

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POWER SOURCE that might END humanity's PROBLEMS: A step forward

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Re: where there's a will

"The whole world is in a (sic) energy crisis"

More like a population crisis. The amount of energy easily available is relative to the population needing it. Consider the Filipino mother sheltering her 8 (!) kids in the concrete roofed school from the hurricane. How long is that rate of growth sustainable?

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BlackBerry flings John Chen $89 MILLION to save troubled firm

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$14m for failure?

And this in a world where bankruptcy can leave workers with unpaid wages and lost pensions?

Why do we keep voting for parties that support this injustice?

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Wayback Machine hardware up in FLAMES (but interwebs' DeLorean WAS backed up)

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Simple Solution

Sherman, set the Wayback to before the fire.

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Behold, the MONSTER-CLAWED critter and its terrifying SPIDER BRAIN

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Re: "Giant" is not a valid metric unit

The Canadian football field is bigger and wider. Sniff.

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Aereo finds new way to ENRAGE TV barons: An app for Android things

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Re: What it will take to kill this and what should be able to do

If you'd like some expert help with antennas, let me recommend this Canadian site with a forum on OTA including quite a bit on antennas:

http://www.digitalhome.ca/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=81

I haven't built one yet, but I intend to since I live on a hill with a good line of sight to transmitters.

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WHY didn't Microsoft buy RIM? Us business blokes would have queued for THAT phone

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Re: Sorry?

"It can't be serious, certainly when I think of redheads* the last thing that comes to my mind is disdain."

Never been with any, then?

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NSA's Project Marina stores EVERYONE'S metadata for A YEAR

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"You can dick with my privacy as much as you want as long as I can keep my guns and have no affordable healthcare."

The US lacks a real opposition party, so I'm not surprised that this news attracts little to no media attention. They have democracy theatre, not a real democracy.

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Douglas Adams was RIGHT! TINY ALIENS are invading Earth, say boffins

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Waiter!

There's a fly in my diatom soup.

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Billionaire engineer Ray Dolby, 80, dies at home in San Francisco

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I had outboard Dolby B units I used on reel to reel, and used Dolby B and C on cassette. The comments on dull highs probably apply to pre-recorded cassettes. They certainly didn't to my recordings. If the recording gear or the original recording is crap, results will be crap, Dolby or no.

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Lenovo to ship all new PCs with Start Menu replacement

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Do the Hokey-Pokki

Or not.

From the description and considering the app store component, NOT. There are other alternatives.

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Elon Musk unveils Hyperloop – the subsonic tube of tomorrow

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Coat

But.....

Why would you want to leave San Francisco and go to LA?

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NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

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Replace the people with machines.

And are the machines programmed by machines?

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Google Glass: Would you pay a mere $299 to plop one on your brow?

DanceMan

Apparently around San Francisco, the term used for those wearing these is "glassholes."

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'Hand of Thief' banking Trojan reaches for Linux – for only $2K

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While most linux users will be more savvy than the average, there will be the "I installed linux for the wife/girl friend/elderly parent" users. For them, safety will reside in how careful they are at clinking links, downloading attachments, and saying yes. Until now most of those risks involved Windows exploits from which they've been immune. This development does open possibilities, however small.

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End of an era as Firefox bins 'blink' tag

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Firefox 32.0?

Pah. Wake me when we get to Firefox 187. In a couple of months.

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Geneticists resolve human dilemma of Adam's boy-toy status

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"gets through the Pearly Gates"

Cute euphemism in an article about genetics and ancestry.

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World's FIRST TALKING SPACE ROBO-CHUM BLASTS OFF to the ISS

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It speaks pleasantly. When it can clean and organize a house, I want one.

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Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

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Alien

And if it had been an alien, first contact could have been:

"Take me to your leader."

And the reply, "Brzzzzztt"

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