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Intel accidentally outs 'Poulson' Itanium specs

CADmonkey
Pirate

@ Larry Crapbeans

His Name Was Robert Poulson

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Hacktivists lift emails, passwords from oil biz in support of Greenpeace

CADmonkey
Mushroom

NEVER...

....trust a hippy*!

That is all.

* possibly includes me

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Sleek new Macs violate fanbois' Retinas with display garbage

CADmonkey
Flame

"high-powered NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M"

lol

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IT pulls its job creation weight in June in the US

CADmonkey
Coat

"IT pulls its job creation weight in June in the US...

...or IT gets the hose."

(Sorry)

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Ten... alien invasions

CADmonkey
Unhappy

"what can beat War of the worlds: the album"

Sadly, 30-odd years can.

I listened to a bit of it the other day - it hasn't aged well. It's like the film Madagascar - it's all about that one song!

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William Shatner confirms Devon town actually prostitute free

CADmonkey
Headmaster

RE: Shatner version of 'Common People' is superb

It's not bad, but still messes up the timing on the line "..but she didn't..........understand" just like every other cover of that song. The forrins just always seem to miss the humour in that line, shame.

That said, Sir Shat woz aces on HIGNFY!

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Bloke with spanners attacks LOHAN's dodgy plumbing

CADmonkey
Coat

Rocketry isn't science

it's engineering

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Ten... Star Wars videogame classics

CADmonkey
Unhappy

C'mon, c'mon....it's working!

My biggest gripe about XP & Win 7 x64 is no more podracing for me. Could not get it to work, NMWID.

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OLED to take 0.02% of TV sales through 2014

CADmonkey
Unhappy

There's a big hole in my life

Where my 22" CRT monitors used to sit.

I like the space, but I do miss the resolution. And they used to keep the room warm.

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Clouds of Sushi?

CADmonkey
Coat

Re: It's a difficult one

That's not what I've been herring.

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Re: It's a difficult one

That's not what I've been herring.

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Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

CADmonkey
Pint

Good guess

Saw it on the iPlayer a few weeks ago. It's gratest achievement was to give me an overriding desire to see the BBC version and i didn't rest until I had done so.

The film rushes through the whole story. The TV show lets it breathe and is hilarious as a result.

You'll need beer....

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Elgato Thunderbolt SSD

CADmonkey
FAIL

Re: Apples, Oranges, Pears & Lemons

"I suppose you buy your cables at BestBuy or something, right ? "

um....no they are generally supplied with the device. Especially when the device touts such a premium price tag.

Active cable? Sounds like a marketing decision more than a practical or useful one.

Do you enjoy being gouged? I guess so. As a Mac user you must be used to it. If this was a windows accessory it would be laughed out of the forum. 75%? GTFO

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The Beatles' Yellow Submarine set to sail in 4K by 2K

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Thumb Down

You're either a troll...

...or you have no soul.

Either way it rhymes.

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Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

CADmonkey
Unhappy

To loosely quote the man himself:

"Eddie are you worried that you're not funny anymore?"

"I stopped worrying about that about $80million ago"

Watch Delirious - there's a man trying to make a living. Funniest show 14yo me had ever seen

Watch Raw - there's a man who has made it - Meh

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Wacom Cintiq 24HD interactive pen display

CADmonkey
Trollface

pedantic draughtsmen?

who would have thought it?

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Ten... Valentine's Day gifts for him

CADmonkey
Mushroom

Thats why you buy two sets

cheapskate!

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LOL that's my birthday

is that you, darling?

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Life-size Portal gun to shoot onto shelves soon

CADmonkey
Happy

Does it come with a Potato accessory, or do we have to use our own?

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

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Fusion-io revenues flash upwards

CADmonkey
Facepalm

"not expensive enough" ????

Thanks for that. No, really. Thanks a lot.

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HP hawks huge 132in 'tablet'

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yes please

Can i get a smaller one, say A0, that can pivot to horizontal?

I've been waiting 15 years for one of these.

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Acorn King Moir: BBC Micros, Ataris and 'BS' marketing

CADmonkey
FAIL

"10 Hello World 20 goto 20"

let's not forget the bug hunts...

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Samsung shows 55in OLED über-TV

CADmonkey
Alien

Are we there yet? (Cheers, Doug!)

"A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha radio wave bands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive--you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of muscular expenditure, of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same program.

Zaphod waved a hand and the channel switched again."

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Winamp mends trio of old-school security holes

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sucks less balls than itunes

I've paid the $20 or whatever years and years ago and, apart from a few video codecs that it only pretends it knows what to do with, it has stood the test of time for me at least. Excellent media library, converts files, rips to FLAC & mp3, ipod support, etc. not to mention the most consistantly trippy plug-ins.

Cold boot windows, right click a folder in explorer, play in Winamp: >7k tunes load and play in seconds. Try that with itunes or WMP. It can even make a half-decent go at randomising a playlist instead of just the lame 'shuffle' play option. (all are lame IMO if you have 'too many' tunes)

PS: Anyone that installs anything by fast-clicking next next next deserves everything they get.

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2011's Best... Games

CADmonkey
Trollface

So...

...just wrong and wrong, then?

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Moviemakers on a quest for their real-time 3D Holy Grail

CADmonkey
Unhappy

"...a huge post-production house with a 65,000-square-foot HQ in Mumbai, India. "They have thousands of people there, mapping out objects and projecting them onto models converting 2D to 3D."

<sarcasm> And I'm sure they have licensed copies of every piece of software in use.

Plenty of CAD warehouses in Asia have 'hundreds' of CADmonkeys on tap. "need more? no problem!" At only £3000-£5000 a seat. Where did all my work go?

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Eleven - if you will - rocktastic music movies

CADmonkey
FAIL

Where in the name of rock and roll is Dig?

The Brian Jonestown Massacre - like spinal tap meets the f-f-freak brothers, but for real.

I'm serious, and so is Anton.

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Robot cop tackles mystery tinfoil poo-bomb bandit

CADmonkey
Coat

hey

shit happens

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Ten... mono laser printers

CADmonkey

Ah - the paper free office,,,,

When an ipad can display an A0 (16 x A4) page at 1:1, and survive 6 months at the sharp end of a building site, I'll buy one. Probably 2, as the first one would get nicked as soon as your back was turned. Until then, paper and blu-tac get the job done.

Paper isn't broken, and has yet to completely replace vellum.

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ARM specs out first 64-bit RISC chips

CADmonkey
Paris Hilton

tl/dr

will it make my autocads faster?

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Virtual cloud monkeys go bananas writing Shakespeare

CADmonkey
Paris Hilton

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(Paris, dv 898 m,.sa[ l,. 55nfcklc;w'wqertr!!!!)

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Rumor: HP giving Apotheker Das Boot

CADmonkey

Das Boot?

Isn't that German for "The boat"?

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US survey: 1 in 5 telecommuters work an hour or less a day

CADmonkey

but i don't wear pyjamas

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EU recording copyright extension 'will cost €1bn'

CADmonkey

Baby Boomers:1......Their children & grandchildren:0

Story of my life.....

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Boundaries Commission slammed over mega map dump

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Thumb Down

"...do me the courtesy of providing it to me in a form in which I can make use of it."

Such as?

Also, one file showing the entire country with enough detail to be useful is likely to be unreasonably large and not play nice on something like an iPad.

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Apple's new Lion beta bakes in iCloud

CADmonkey
Flame

Re: "...were it say Microsoft, users ....would scream blue murder."

That's b/c Windows and the work produced on that platform is more important and relevant to more businesses & users

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British warming to NUKES after Fukushima meltdown

CADmonkey
WTF?

"Chicken Little moment"

WTFITSTM?

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Sky wins TV riot battle

CADmonkey
Flame

Re: Envy

Who are you? His mother?

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CADmonkey
FAIL

What BBC were you watching?

I was up till the wee small hours last night listening to a constant stream of harrowing live reports from Clapham, Ealing, Croydon, etc. on the BBC.

I'm out of the country, reliant on a crappy 3G dongle for my access. Sky is not an option b/c of all the bandwidth-hogging ads.

BTW, where the fuck were you? It's not as if there's no IT angle on this (Blackberry, google maps etc.) but all you seem able to do is suck up to News Corp's agenda......from a VERY safe distance, I might add.

And I agree with the critisism of Mark Stone - getting beaten up for the sake of a news story is not original (Cook Report) , but it is doubtless lucrative.

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It's official: Journos are dumb as a bag of IE users

CADmonkey
Flame

This item has proved one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt:

The majority of non-IE users are fucking snobs

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Phone-hack backlash BBC in embarrassing headline gaffes

CADmonkey
Headmaster

OOh! Me too! Me too a grammer nazi too!

Shirley, "they both have agenda to push." as "agenda" is already plural? (Thank you, yes minister)

At least it wasn't 'paninis'

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Asda offloads affordable Archos fondleslabs

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@ Gordon 10

At first I thought you were being a little harsh, but then 2 clicks from the article answered the first question, so fair comment.

The last question was plain bizarre. WTF is a 'shiny circle'? (I even did some legwork and came up empty)

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Sunday Times accused of blagging Gordon Brown's records

CADmonkey
Flame

Buying Sunday's NOTW

It was announced that all the money for that day was going to charity.

I was going to buy one, but then i thought "meh"

Flames, 'cos that's what I'd have done with it, and then refused to piss on it. Would have made a great photo.

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Nice try, Amazon: 'One-click' payment too obvious to patent

CADmonkey
FAIL

I did some Amazon shopping last night

I had to click more than once to checkout.

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Aussie retailer accuses UK shops of HDMI 'scam'

CADmonkey
Boffin

Mechanical transmission of audio, for all it's limitations...

...reaches places in me that digital music can only dream of

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Scotland Yard still have no idea why their network fell over

CADmonkey
Coat

Speaking of power...

Have they tried turning it off, then turning it on again?

(Soz, been watching IT crowd..)

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