Any word on the chocolate ration?
128 posts • joined 12 Aug 2009
and some intelligent fool had forgotten to remove the solid rocket engine from the missile under test!
Always mount a scratch missile.
That's why it pays to use more than one cloud service I guess.
Or fewer than one.
I never get tired of their webcams
Re: Asking the wrong question
"Because the reason the legacy batch job fit in the morning window is you had eliminated all the things you wanted to do and left in only the ones you absolutely needed to."
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
It's a given that new capacity will be filled -- space capacity, iops capacity, mips capacity, pixel count capacity, whatever. In my opinion, it's not a given that the new filler is worth having.
Re: Rubbish - Old IT Grey suits out!
> Hey old man, do you still know what an Integer is?
Hell, I'm so old I know what negative zero is.
You know what?
On the one hand, if I ever develop something that is so notable that Linus feels it necessary to call me a worthless fucking idiot who should have done it better, I would consider it the high point of my career.
On the other hand, if it was pulseaudio, I would be embarrassed.
Re: Another solution
Not that alcohol can't/doesn't have an impact, but IME the assholes are assholes whether they've had a drink or not.
True, but also true is that it isn't a person being an asshole that makes this behavior inappropriate, it's a person acting like an asshole. Thoughtcrime shouldn't exist, even if we really are sure we are the ones competent to judge it. Actions, however, can be judged.
Re: Booth babes
But what sort of idiot thinks "if I buy this VoIP solution, I'm going to look so hot" ?
The ones with the power to actually make that purchasing decision.
Re: This might need more study
See also the cloud chamber. The idea for it was apparently sparked by observation of bubbles in beer at an Ann Arbor restaurant / bar.
Naturally, it's found by an intrepid archaeologist, triggering a rollicking adventure.
Re: "Not all of the banks agreed to take part"
"We're the FBI. We want to see if you've been hacked." "No."
How does that work?
"We pay your, uh I mean we pay the salary of the guy that controls your funding. No not that salary, his real one."
Shai-Hulud of the tundra?
I was going to go with Sarlacc, but I like yours better. Now I have a vision of an internet meme of Putin riding the sandworm.
Re: @Charles Manning
I use APL (actually A+) as my desk calculator app.
http://www.aplusdev.org, and available as linux packages
Re: Improving your reproduction
Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Music Library
Thank you. The internet has been useful today.
Re: The socks have it
"A true boffin would also be totally mystified by the inability of us ordinary folk to follow their descriptions and train of thought."
"pete 2, Alas the same applies to politicians and management 'consultants'"
I have to disagree with this -- those people not only are not mystified, they know full well their own existence depends on ordinary folk not understanding what they say. Your true boffin actually really does think he is being clear and simplifying by describing the motion of a floor buffer in terms of rotating force tensors, e.g.
And that leads me to a couple rules I'd like to see in the Pyke scale --
1. There must be some characteristic of tuning out the real world either transiently or permanently, but not enough to be actually scary. i.e. Norbert Weiner, asking what direction he had been walking when he stopped to talk to you and being told the answer saying, "Thanks, then I guess I've already eaten." was a boffin.
2. Things boffins do are for the glory of boffinry, not to become rich by selling to rubes. Woz could be a boffin, Jobs never. Goddard maybe, Musk no, not really. Edison no, Tesla yes and no.
I think there needs to be a big dash of enthusiasm, also. Simple putterers aren't really boffins, no matter how smart or clever.
Re: Michelle Bachmann
She knows that Obama is A.) A Democrat, and B.) Black. I don't know which of those is the lever and which the fulcrum, but between them she knows she can move her world.
Re: "...simply because they’ve always done it"
-- I'd noticed a severe lack of segregation of duties between development and operation of the production environment.
You really probably don't want to look into this year's big buzzword then (DevOps)
> Surely there's plenty of data out there
A neat summation of the Mediaeval attitude to the Renaissance there. Have you heard of science?
And have YOU heard of unmanned drones, wheeled or aerial?
" I could imagine making computerized goggles (google-goggles? (sorry)) which include night-vision, and which might assist the driver in paying better attention to dangers. It would be a shame to oust those. A HUD could be used for this as well, of course.
Banning ALL wearable computers sound a bit knee-jerk to me."
I'm pretty sure an FLIR-type thing is (or was) available on high-end Cadillacs. The commercials for them seemed to imply that the image was projected to the windshield (or maybe a combining glass) in a way to superpose it on the driver's eyeball view of the (initially not visible) object or pedestrian. Something like that, to me would be a fantastic application for something like Google Glass plus an eyeball tracker in the car. I can also see something that, for instance, puts a colored dot or arrow into the driver's view of the correct exit in a complicated upcoming interchange. (Think American football TV yard-marker technology) Stuff like that goes beyond simple HUD capabilities, I would think, and sort of requires both head-mounted display, and some on-the-fly computation capabilities.
I don't want idiots watching cat videos while they drive, but I don't want legislatures to cut off very promising innovative routes to more safety, either. I hope they are very careful about the laws they are crafting. (but, sadly, I don't have much confidence in them).
I'll repeat a quote from a few years back
Back in 2010, The Reg's hallowed Page reported that some fules decided coffee had no benefit.
"Caffeine makes my neurons twinkle" -- Bonnie McCafferty, in the Chicago Tribune.
Nothing wrong with 'foundational', I think. 'Tenants' is what needs the tag.
Re: So fix it! @RyokuMas
"I know practically zero about programming and despite trying on numerous occasions to learn via Visual Basic I get frustrated very quickly and lose interest. Why? Any tutorials I found online ended up being for older versions of programs and when you have to spend 5 - 10 minutes hunting down the thing that has moved / changed in the UI just to get to the next step it's hard to keep going. I imagine that isn't a lot when you must run into problems that take days, weeks, months even to resolve but it doesn't take a lot to discourage some people."
Can I recommend MIT's OpenCourseware? Specifically, for this particular case, 6.00SC.
"While I think there is some substance to global warming, every day we get information, mis-information and down right poorly researched information to the point where the majority of people really don't care anymore."
Mission Accomplished! For the extremely well-financed oil and coal salesmen.
Have we already forgotten this mechanical wonder of information dissemination?
British history and tradition
You need roundels, whatever else you do.
And maybe an oil leak.
"if you are someone like Albert Hitchcock"
Albert Hitchcock? The Group CIO of Vodafone?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Re: Or, Alternatively, the UPI Style Manual
Personally, I'd say that indentation should absolutely be done by pressing the tab key. What goes into the file, however, should be plain old spaces -- however many you've agreed on with your editor.
Re: VMS: The God of Operating Systems.
"Now, if only OpenVMS could be ported to run on the Raspberry Pi... how good would that be? :-)"
Not only could be, but has been (through SIMH).
Shit. Not just the end of VMS (the Open is silent), but in a way, the final nail in a great company, laid low by beancounters in the executive suite destroying the good efforts of engineers at the working face.
For what it's worth, OpenVMS runs very well on the remarkable SIMH emulator. No telling how long HP will make available the disk images, but a search for 'OpenVMS Hobbyist' should prove useful to anyone who wants to see the OS running on their own PC.
Re: First female Doctor
Instead of dying / regenerating, perhaps the Doctor could just go on a little sabbatical, and his wife River could take over the doctoring for a year or two. That takes care of the storyline and avoids the icky questions and keeps Alex Kingston on the scene. Eventually, sadly, the Doctor regenerates off-screen for some hilariously-alluded-to reason, and River swaps roles again.
Re: failure to comply will result in additional sanctions
"I wonder how far down that list disbarment is?"
Already in play. When the judge dropped the hammer, he explicitly said (IIRC) that he was personally referring his findings to every bar association AND every judge they still had cases before AND the US Attorneys (criminal prosecutors). I believe defense lawyers in other Prenda cases have already started using those findings in front of their own judges.
http://www.popehat.com has a pretty complete chain of events documented.
Re: Well, if US politicians want to screw/destroy Apple
More likely the politicians want to make it clear they're unhappy with the amount that Apple is funneling to them personally. Haul in some big shots, make them sit and sweat under lights, call them names for a while, and act very stern, while the only real message is, "nice company you have there; shame if anything were to happen to it." Then Apple's lobbyists step up out of sight, and it all goes away.
Could have been worse
I wonder how many votes PHP got?
Searching for diamonds
If you don't know what a diamond even looks like to begin with, sifting through a bigger bucket of shit won't help you find one. And if you do know, you also know that's not where you should be looking anyway.
Re: John Jay High
"Whoa, looks like a prison, maybe there's a reason for the tags!"
No, it was fairly typical of high-school construction at the time it was built (1967), and not really unpleasant to attend. (that was my school, but long before the SEA was created).
I suspect (and hope) that the Southern Baptists in the area will be suffering great cognitive dissonance over this -- support the student, with her somewhat insane Biblical interpretation of the RFID as evil, or support the administration under the theory of 'Obey' and 'Don't question authority' that they believe in so deeply.
Personally, whether RFID is a good idea or not, whether the student is being an idiot or not, I'm on her side just for standing up for something and following through. The involvement of external script-kiddies is not helpful to anyone though.
Re: I still use ecomstation ...
I cannot find anyone who has ever touched it [edlin] twice. Either they're already dead, or it's too embarrassing to talk about :)
I used and loved edlin right up to its bitter end. Eventually, it became a secondary, rather than my first choice for most tasks, but it was easy to use, fast, and did the job.
But then, the first editor I used was TECO.
Millennium hand AND SHRIMP!
Only one answer
My vote will always go to the rat bastard that shot Emma Peel.
Re: An important idea here.
"I was surprised to read that though trained as a chemist, he practised as a doctor for some 40 years."
I assumed from the wording that he majored in Chemistry as an undergraduate, then went on to medical school for an MD (or DO). That would be a very typical progression for someone in the U.S. wanting to be a doctor. Among scientists, neither degree would imply 'scientist'; that would require actually doing publishable research.
Or to have the crowd collect the data necessary to invalidate other people's patents through the tool, while entering their own into it somehow never turn up any prior art at all.
Indeed it will
'The cloud' certainly will have an impact on drive manufacturer's bottom lines - instead of your data being on one cheap consumer disk, it will be on 2 or 3 or 4 more expensive quasi-enterprise level disks.
It isn't actually a literal cloud you know, where bits just float around in space.
Re: Legacy legacy legacy
Petards enough for all!
Re: These should increase the number of Darwin Award nominees.
Actually, cheap personal HUD seems like a pretty good idea for driving, assuming the content and display are useful and not just 'look what we can do'.
Re: RE: what else do you want - parallel printer ports?
'Perhaps you should upgrade the software - I've not seen a parallel port in years and years. You must be the 0.01%.'
Typical IT. "You shouldn't do what you've been doing that has always worked. You should pay more money and do what we tell you to do."
Re: A few hundred quid an hour?
"... and expect a massive completion bonus of at least five figures on there too..."
What the hell, go whole hog, executive-style, and demand a retention bonus for every day you show up.
2 big advantages of R over Matlab
A fully featured Matlab installation has a license scheme that looks like a squid having sex with a bowl of spaghetti.
Every one of those tentacles costs you an arm and a leg.
Your entry needs only one more thing
You seem to have left Baz Luhrmann off the credits.
No options market available yet
And I suspect December puts will be damn expensive when they start trading.
Not really bought, per se
As I understand it (I welcome correction by the knowledgeable), the underwriters (not 5 random banks) had a large fund that they used to prop up the price by buying at $38, and the amount of that fund they used was subtracted from the amount they owed FB. It seems to me they were just 'buying' from themselves and other insiders, and every share accounted that way was a share that wasn't flogged onto a retail rube at inflated price, so okay by me.