* Posts by Chris007

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Everything Everywhere flogs 4G hand-me-downs to Three

Chris007

Re: Three @batfastard

Most peoples perceptions on their mobile operator come from how it performs at their house. Personally I am on 3 and it's fantastic where I live but when I visit my sister the only operator that gets anywhere near a decent signal to the house is O2 - Imagine what I'd be saying if I were on 3 / Voda / EE and living there.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love IPv6

Chris007
Mushroom

Re: ownership of all Class A addresses should be re-evaluated and then re-distributed. @Alex

A prediction

Just watch how the use of Class A addresses (most of which are owned by American entities) are used to bolster the US economy because US companies will have access to Ipv4 well beyond the rest of the world (Class A addresses account for HALF of the 4 billion Ipv4 address available).

You can forget this bulls**t about not monetising IP addresses, selling them maybe difficult (but not impossible) so they'll lease them out instead.

Chris007
Go

After reading this, Verity and Simon...

should definitely collaborate on an issue or 2 of the BOFH!

Chris007
Flame

ownership of all Class A addresses should be re-evaluated and then re-distributed.

Title says it all.

Doctor Who to hit small screen on 1 September

Chris007
FAIL

Re: Doctor Who?

you said "and hasn't there been at least one daleks episode in _every_ series of Dr Who?"

In a word - No.

IIRC, Tom Baker did 7 years of Dr Who and met the Daleks twice - In fact, until Dr Who was revived, most Doctors didn't see the Daleks every new series of episodes. Same goes for the Cybermen as well.

Everything Everywhere bags 4G monopoly in UK - for now

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Devil

Re: Cheeky Vodafone

"The regulator has shown a careless disregard for the best interests of [Vodafone to rip-off] consumers" says Vodafone

There - fixed it.

North Tyneside: Mega-outsourcing deal will SAVE jobs

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FAIL

Re: "initial ten year term"

"Is anyone aware of any big outsourcing deal that has ever actually worked? Genuinely curious here."

I'm not aware of one and I've been in IT for 25 years.

Virgin Media SuperHub 'upgrade' hangs up on IP phone punters

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FAIL

Biggest issue here isn't the fact that it's broke

The biggest and worst issue is that if, as has been alleged, VM have known about this issue since 1 July *but* have continued to roll it out then they are guilty of gross negligence. But given how VM operate who here is surprised.

Ready to patent that 'new' invention? Google is here to dash your hopes

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Black Helicopters

Re: Good on them @ AC 17/08 09:59 GMT

"The cynic in me would think that looking at prior art should be part of the patent office's job already"

Exactly what Google would like them to do - Prior art Patent searches through *google* infrastructure, what could possibly happen here...

Patent office bod: "I've done a search on this latest Apple patent and the [Google] prior art search engine says that this has more prior art than a disney studio. Patent denied"

Google exec at the same time "mwahaha"

Can YOU crack the Gauss uber-virus encryption?

Chris007
Facepalm

Give it to NCIS / NCIS:LA surely

The geeks on that program appear to be able to crack any encryption in short order.

Maybe it's based on the truth...

Curiosity's new OS upgrade ready to go live

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Happy

Re: New software already? @ AC06:30 GMT

you said "If it had been Android software the chances are there would have been a 12 month delay.".

Not quite true, if it'd been on Android but on a contract via <insert mobile network provider of choice here> then it would have been a 12 month delay

Vodafone and pals can't kick the habit of cheap mobe prices

Chris007

Re: Truth is...@Cubical Drone

I'm with you on this one Cubical Drone.

I love my gadgets but didn't get a smart phone until the S2 last year as the previous Androids, IMHO, were always a little "light" and I didn't want an iPhone.

I was asked if I was getting the S3 this year by people and most were surprised when I said "no, don't see the point".

I think LOTR had it right with the character Gollum and "my precious" shiny thing!!

US judge gives RIM its $147m back in patent spat

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Flame

Re: Better yet...

You said "We all commented on how different they looked from the others of the time. (Iconia A500, Xoom, Asus TF101 etc) and how thing is was....like an iPad! Even the black edges with the white backing...we thought...kinda like an iPad!"

It's amazing - I was buying a pair of own-brand jeans from Tesco (UK retail store) and I was gob smacked how similar they were to Levi's Jeans :-

2 Legs

pockets front and back

zipper down the front at the middle

key/coin mini pocket just inside the RHS pocket

Honestly it's as if they'd copied the Levi's jeans...

This is why what apple are claiming should be thrown out of court with immediate effect - rounded corners FFS

The Dragon 32 is 30

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Happy

Re: An apology to Microsoft (not that one, the one that did stuff for Dragon 32's back in the 80's)

Is that a downvote for apologising?

Chris007
Thumb Up

Re: Memories of the Project Leader @ianthompsonbell

Just wanted to say a massive thank you for the Dragon 32. It, without doubt, was the biggest reason I ended up working in IT. I spent hours and hours programming the thing and when I left school and into the wide world (as a YTS person) I was streets ahead of most of my peers and have been very well compensated for my work since.

once again thank you sir.

Chris007

An apology to Microsoft (not that one, the one that did stuff for Dragon 32's back in the 80's)

I was the one that ripped your games with perfect copies (not replicated tapes) and replaced your logo with the HyperSoft logo when the games were loading.

(this is from memory and is 29 yrs old so it maybe a little out!)

• write small program to load repeated text into memory from 1536 to highest memory point.

• load "whatevergameitwas", 1280 (this loaded them into higher memory and prevented the games from auto-running) (1536 was the start of high-res(!) graphics memory & games loaded at mem point 256)

• check memory dump to see where program load finished.

• change tape

• load "newlogo",2304 (this loaded my modified HyperSoft logo into what would be the "text buffer" - this was the logo that displayed whilst the game was loading)

• insert new tape

• save "name of game", 1536,<highmempointofprogramload,256 - Save code from mem point 1536 to high point and when loading execute at mem location 256 (allow auto-run)

Sorry...

Court orders Twitter to unmask Dark Knight copycat killer wannabe

Chris007
Coat

Re: Crime does pay

or "Radical house parties" with C. Manson

"Dining for two, sorry one" by D. Neilson

"Babysitting 1,2,3" by M. Jackson

Apple patents shopping lists

Chris007
Flame

This patenting of things like this

is getting fucking ridiculous

Android app DRM quietly disabled due to bug

Chris007
FAIL

Re: Entitlement is part of device OWNERSHIP @Ian Yates

Amazon store - Not in the UK you can't

Chris007
FAIL

Re: Walled Garden @AC 8th August 2012 07:34 GMT

I call bulls**t on your statement - Windows seems to have gone from strength to strength since Version 1 and it has always been pirated...

Amount of CO2 being sucked away by Earth 'has doubled in 50 years'

Chris007
Trollface

Re: Interesting @Dodgy Geezer

"NO, NO! The models are perfect! It's reality which is incorrect, and needs to change to reflect the heating levels predicted in our models..."

Need to add

"And ensure the enormous grants we receive continue until I retire"

Apple seeks whopping $2.525bn Samsung patent payout

Chris007
FAIL

Re: "They did not invent." @AC 2/7 12:44 GMT

1st - My point was that the OP stated that the inventor of the 3.5" format was still earning money "to this day" and if patents last 20yrs this wouldn't be true.

2nd - I was [sort of] right and therefore a Fail on you sir - http://www.uspto.gov/inventors/patents.jsp shows 20 years. Further basic checks showed that the length of patent protection in force in 1987 was actually 17 years.

An apology is not necessary but I sentence you to 100 hours of listening to Justin Beiber :)

Chris007

Re: "They did not invent." @ToddRundgren

"Rodime pateneted the 3.5" disc format factor and still get royalties from: Seagate, WDC, et al to this day."

I was under the impression that patents lasted 20 years??? I remember using 3.5" discs way back in the 80's so would have expected this patent to have expired?

Japanese govt sucked dry for TWO YEARS by Trojan

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Coat

One Word...

Damn that's two

Apple misses earnings targets, Street reacts

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Trollface

Hmmm.

article said "were prepared to see iPhone sales take a bit of a dive while users waited for the next-generation iPhone to appear, likely later this year – and that's exactly what happened, if you remove "a bit" from that sentence"

If you remove "a bit" you get :-

were prepared to see iPhone sales take of a dive while users waited for the next-generation iPhone to appear, likely later this year – and that's exactly what happened, if you remove "a bit" from that sentence.

Trolling 'cos I'm bored

Mars has more water than thought

Chris007
Facepalm

@Trevor_Pott Re: Is anyone actually surprised by this?

You said "Both bodies have differentiated interiors, both achieved hydrostatic equilibrium (until that unfortunate ** catering ** on Vesta...)"

Why - just how bad was the buffet?

Storage company promises INFINITE IMMORTALITY

Chris007
Flame

Not being picky at all

"- Infinite scalability with a single volume that can grow to 20PB. Er, sorry NetApp but 20PB is not infinite. I know; we're being picky. "

Personally it's ludicrous claims like this that should be outlawed. You cannot say "infinite" and then say it can grow to 20PB - THAT IS NOT INFINITE.

El Reg - Shame on you for even apologising.

Now TalkTalk cuts Brits' access to The Pirate Bay

Chris007
Trollface

Dear BPI

Many thanks for another article mentioning us.

The extra traffic is coming in very useful to our paying sponsors.

Yours

TPB

Samsung Galaxy Tab 'a harmful drug', says Apple in ban bid fail

Chris007
Trollface

Re: I could make a screenplay out of this.

Fantastic - The entire legal play out of apple v samsung in less than 15 lines.

BSkyB blocks The Pirate Bay for millions of Brits

Chris007
Pirate

yet more publicity for TPB

will these [media] companies never learn?

Virgin Media mauls UK.gov for pumping millions into BT

Chris007

Re: Cables

"Say what you like about BT, but if I build a brand new house, BT are obliged to cable it for £130 (or less) regardless of the actual cost"

Are you sure about this - I was under the impression that BT only had to do this if the costs were not "excessive" and they get to determine what excessive is.

Few years ago a couple asked BT for a phone line and were told that the cost would be about £15,000 (middle of nowhere, many 10's of poles would be required) - When they brought up the max charge BT said yes but not if excessive and we say £15k is excessive

Eugene Kaspersky frustrated by Apple’s iOS AV ban

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FAIL

@ AC 08:14 - FAIL

"By limiting users to the appstore and only pre-approved apps then this helps eliminate the issue of dodgy code being installed"

This has already been proved to be incorrect - there was some guy who wrote an app, got it passed the App store detectives. He then (some time later) announced what else the App could do.

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

Chris007
WTF?

by the time I got to this article...

it had 328 comments - The most I have ever seen for a topic (even an Orlowski climate change piece!!)

Is this a record - especially given the article is less than 48 hours old?

NASA found filming August's Mars landing in California desert

Chris007
Joke

Re: Ok, ok...

ok - you've been given a no vote as you asked for

...damn didn't see that last vote, so you wanted a no vote vote :)

Galaxy is teeming with homeless planets

Chris007
Mushroom

Re: Re: Makes sense... @Condiment

I think you forgot the Sarcastic icon on your post...it's obvious that some people need to get out more...

Cisco complains to the EU about Microsoft/Skype deal

Chris007

Re: I'm not sure I get what cisco are worried about

You didn't read the article too well.

Microsoft pretty much has the IM in business sewn up with OC / Lync - integrating Skype into these products could have the potential to lock out Cisco from business video.

The only saving grace is that because Skype opens soooo many bloody tcp/udp ports most corporate FW's will not allow the traffic out so MS will have to make changes here.

In addition some companies will not use Lync but a SIP based product - I can see MS taking the current Asterisk Skype plug-in and commercialising it as a SIP-Skype gateway to sell as a server add-on and use this to say they are not stifling competition

Apple and Google ramp up proxy war

Chris007
Trollface

Sorry Mike

But just because you get sued by numerous companies does not make that group a cartel, it makes you [Apple] foolish for thinking you could carry on bullying everybody without consequences.

Let's meet back here in 12 months and see what happens :)

Groupon banned from selling SNAKE OIL

Chris007
FAIL

Anybody else noticed

that the vast majority of Groupon deals are below the threshold for Credit Card protection...

Just saying...

SOPA is dead. Are you happy now?

Chris007
Mushroom

Given how hollywood came into existence

by stealing copyright from Edison et al they're the last people to be lecturing on copyright.

Apple shoots for Premier League soccer streaming rights

Chris007
Flame

thanks - saved me the time of explaining it

I'd just read through all the posts thinking exactly the same - did these people not RTFA.

Arctic freshening not due to ice melt after all, says NASA

Chris007
Trollface

@silverburn

Depends which way the wind is blowing

Judge orders search giants: Delist Chanel rip-off merchants

Chris007

fantastic idea - as others said, nobody would be stupid enough to sue a search engine, social network site again.

Sky's mobile movies move leaves Apple, Amazon gasping

Chris007

Mine didn't

I had one of the very first Sky HD boxes (Mar 2006) and it just used 2 connections - the engineer took out the old Sky+ box and put in the new Sky+ HD box and it worked.

Which box did you get?

Best Buy fires parting shot at Dixons with closing down sale

Chris007

"Yes we'll pick it up. No we can't say when. No we can't say how long it'll take to replace. No I don't know if you can get a refund ..." and all the other things that call centres say instead of the ideal: "certainly sir, I'll personally bring round a wad of tenners and take the old crap away. See you in 5 minutes" that we can only dream about."

It doesn't matter a jot what some call centre drege tells you if you've paid by Credit Card (and the amount is over £50 or £100 I can never remember that bit) the CC company is liable to pay you back.

If still under manufacturer warranty and the manufacturer call centre try to give you the run-around you simply tell them that they have 14/30 days (something reasonable) to rectify the situation or you go to the CC company (also worth emailing / writing to them so you have it on record if you cannot record the call).

Punters even more dissatisfied by Virgin Media's package

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@ squilookle

Never confused incompetence with revenue generating actions.

As others have noted a lot of companies allow you to /upgrade/ online very easily and without much effort.

However when it comes to /downgrades/ or /cancelling/ services they make it very difficult by:-

Not allowing downgrades/cancellations online

Making the information on how to downgrade/cancel very difficult to find on the website

The information then states that you have to write to them or perhaps call an 084xx [revenue generating] number

In this way a company can either get a few more days / weeks revenue or even keep a customer because that customer found it too difficult to change.

It would be easy to solve - If you are in the BB/TV/Phone business then if you provide an online service to sign-up / upgrade you MUST also provide an equivalent to cancel / downgrade otherwise you lose your license to be in that arena.

We talk to Moon designer about ULTIMATE sci-fi ship

Chris007

@DSV1 (or was it 2?) Liberator FTW

They were sister ships and identical (otherwise the story of Orac's prediction would never have worked out )

Remembering that fact makes me ask 'where is the "Anorak" icon' :)

What should a sci-fi spaceship REALLY look like?

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Happy

bit harsh I think

If you don't take apart the science and ignore some of the poor acting performances (though not too many) it's quite a fun film

Erotica 2011 stands firm against rise of the sex machines

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Paris Hilton

NSFW?

I'm sure I've seen worse pictures on articles not labelled as NFSW over the years!

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