* Posts by Raumkraut

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One-third of iPad fanbois don't download apps

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Re: Confusing

I read it as meaning "more gullible".

Keep your PC clean - or we'll shut you down

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I want my £50 back

The first time I came across a site that used VillifiedByVisa it took me so long to verify that the - third party (ie. not the site I was on, Visa, or my bank) - website I was taken to was genuine, that the cost of the plane tickets had gone up by £50.

And in the process I learnt how completely pointless and, in reality, *less* secure the whole scam^W scheme is.

Google Glamour girl joins Schmidt Privy Council

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Google Buzz

AFAIK Google Buzz wasn't a location play, it was/is Google's latest tribute to twitter.

iPhone apps put user privacy at risk

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Return of the MAC

I can change the MAC address of my computer to something random on every boot, or even every five minutes should I wish.

Is there an app for that?

Internet tethering spotted in iPad iOS beta

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Customers schmustomers

Apple's market in the US is AT&T. It's only they that Apple needs to not alienate.

Right now, the general public would buy CrApple products even if they did a worse job than shouting really loudly.

Star Wars set for 3D rehash

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Neigh dammit! *flog* *flog* *flog*

Lucas will do anything for the chance to squeeze a few more bucks out of the Starr(Wars)y-eyed fanatics.

Channel islanders attack Street View car

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Re: Pics...

Sure they did, but the faces were all blurred.

iPad app throws TV games at your head

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Overstimulation

A constant bombardment of stimulus prevents people from thinking clearly.

People who can think clearly are dangerous subversives, and make poor consumers.

School worker jailed for abuse images

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I call statistics

From the police website:

"Three North Yorkshire Police officers spent four months sifting through six million images and found more than 62,000 indecent images of children and 1,585 similar videos."

Over SIX MILLION images. On an IT geek's computer. Unencrypted. You know what that says to me? Automated leeching. And of those SIX MILLION images, 1% were suspect. I call that a statistical anomaly, not systematic child abuse.

Let's assume he started downloading porn at, say, age 13. That's 500,000 images per year; 1,369 per day. Giving him 8 hours sleep makes ~86 images per hour; or 1.4 images every waking minute for the last 12 years.

Do they honestly think that he saw and downloaded all these himself?

Microsoft shields Russia's refuseniks from police harassment

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Good on you, Microsoft.

Alas, I suspect it won't be enough. What are the chances that the next few similar raids will be instigated by someone "representing" Adobe?

Unless all these organisations only ever use Microsoft products (there's your conspiracy theory, folks).

Pandora tops 1000 boxes

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More than 1000

Pre-orders for the first batch of 4000 were filled a long while ago, and IIRC they are currently taking orders for the second batch of 4000. All of which, they say. should be sent out by the end of the year.

How extreme is your pr0n? Depends on your lawyer

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Know your porn

Guy being hit in the nuts with a football = Slapstick comedy.

Naked guy being hit in the nuts with a football = Extreme porn.

People watch these genital mutilation things for the same reason they go to see Saw movies and the like: Some people just enjoy being shocked. And there are certainly also a great number of people who enjoy shocking others, and these are exactly the kind of people who would keep the clip around.

You never know when you'll get an opportunity to record another "First Goatse": http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/firstgoatse/

Apple demonstrates how to do touchscreen desktops

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It's an iPad stand

Aren't there already 3rd-party articulated iPad stands, using which the end result is the same as this?

Head App Store plod punts farts 'n' wiz

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Lies!

Everyone knows that every app in the Apple App Store (AAS) is a gem of undeniable Jobsian brilliance! Otherwise, why would anyone continually use "total number of apps available" as an indication of value?

iPhone users get more sex than Android fans

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Bunch of iSluts

It doesn't say anything about the amount of rumpy-pumpy actually going on, just the amount of sleeping around (and perhaps prostitute use).

What that graph actually tells you is that Android users are more faithful than those with iPhones.

Conficker's 6m strong botnet confounds security probes

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Terminator

The Singularity is nigh, and it's name is Conficker.

If I were a sentient AI, this is probably one of the initial ways I would go about staying alive.

UK supermarket starts contactless payments

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Am I missing something?

How is not being asked for your PIN more secure again?

The only reason I can come up with is that it reduces the opportunities for people to determine your PIN...

What's the difference between an iPod and an iPood?

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Baseless legal threats

There is absolutely no way this could be trademark infringement, unless Apple's "iPod" mark also covers the "shit shovelling" industry,

Oh, wait...

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Easy come, easy go

More likely they threatened them with an expensive (albeit frivolous) legal case.

Android PHP option planned for Javaphobes

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Fanboys gonna fan boys

Like anything in life: if you don't hate it, you don't know it well enough yet.

Google chief: Nexus One was 'so successful, we killed it'

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Desire One

The difference in the case of the Desire is that it is actually on shelves from which it can fly.

Oklahoma granny sues cops over tasering

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No fire hazard

There was no fire hazard, because they stepped on the Oxygen tube beforehand.

Them's some quick-thinking coppers.

The long and the short-term of it: Apple's future

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Three words: "Reality distortion field".

It's been shown that the value of companies decided by "the markets" has little to do with long or even short term profitability, but about rumour propagation and groupthink.

I would posit that Apple have such a high valuation because their customers - the market Apple are targeting specifically - includes exactly those kind of people who directly affect "the market". So they see the shiny, they fall into the reality distortion field, and end up worshipping at the altar of Jobs.

Man charged with malware 'sextortion' plot

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Think of the children!

"In all, he allegedly infected more than 100 computers used by approximately 230 individuals, at least 44 of whom were juveniles, prosecutors said."

So what they're saying is that these 44 juveniles had access to the infected computers, not that the perp elicited any material from them or had any desire to. From the article, it seems that he was only interested in 1 of the 2.3 people who had access to each computer.

AFAICT this is no more than the "authorities" cynically adding an emotive "think of the kiddies!" factor to sway the public perception against Mijangos: "Plead guilty and we won't add spurious kiddie-porn charges."

Implication is guilt in the court of public opinion.

Toshiba intros dual-screen, keyboard-less netbook

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OLPC XO-2

Finally, someone is actually releasing a device like the OLPC XO-2. Unfortunately, it's running Windows. If they'd made this as a variation of their new ARM/Android netbook, I'd be taking a keen interest.

I was really looking forward to seeing the XO-2, which OLPC then scrapped, apparently on a whim from Negroponte.

Critical and unpatched, Windows XP bug is under attack

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New attack sites, or newly detected attack sites?

How do we know this flaw wasn't already being exploited in the wild, before the public disclosure? Isn't it only since the advisory informed people of what to look for that the security companies have been able to identify the attack sites?

Apple slapped with lawsuit over 'iAds' monicker

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Jobs Horns

As a wise man once said:

"Change your app's name. Not that big of a deal."

Ubuntu tablet threat to iPad? Nah

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Doing an Apple

Apple claimed for YEARS that they weren't making a tablet, but lo and behold what we have now. Perhaps this is just more Apple-mimicry from the aubergine spaceman?

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Trademarks

Canonical has a trademark on "Ubuntu"; if you name your distro *buntu without their permission, they might sic that Bono Jacon on you.

Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA

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One man's junk

Just because it's junk _now_, doesn't mean it was always so.

They just meant that it couldn't have gotten into the orbit it currently has through solely gravitational means.

'Being fat is no worse for you than being a woman'

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Delayed reaction

Surely this just means that the health consequences of obesity only become apparent after 40, not that there are no consequences until then. I suspect that many of the problems are caused by long-term, gradual effects.

Sure, being a lard-arse may not be so bad *now*, but in 40 years you'll be on the horse tranquilizers, to cope with your chronic back pain. Unless you die of a coronary before then.

Waterstone's whips out its pendulous dugs

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The rise of W

Perhaps the old logo was getting overshadowed by Wikipedia's use of a serifed "W"?

Durn whipper-snappers.

HP's webOS tablet 'due in Q3'

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what what!

Forget what Billy G and Microsoft have been spouting for the last decade. This new iteration of tablets are not laptops, and not replacements for laptops. They are media consumption devices: web browsing, images, movies, books.

When you want to get shit done, you use a computer or laptop.

When you *don't* want to get shit done, you use a tablet.

Aussie MP slapped with $10k phone bill

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Assholes go by the book

Yes, Telstra are entirely within their rights to just say "give us what you owe", but doing this when a story gets to the media, they end up looking like right gits. Which is pretty bad for PR.

This is why you often hear of companies making "good-will gestures". Effectively paying off the complaining punter to appease the media and PR people, without setting any precedent.

Jimbo Wales exiles 'porn' from Wikiland

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Dust. Wind. Dude.

> We are all as dust in the wind... Someone famous.

It was Ted "Theodore" Logan.

Nokia and Intel defensive on MeeGo Linux patents

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Intellectual Property

Unless a piece of software has remained entirely unchanged for the time it takes for a patent to expire; therefore predating every potential patent threat (though this would likely still have to be shown in court, after you're sued by a troll); it is possible that the software in question may read on (ie. infringe) any number of patents.

HP agrees to buy Palm for $1.2bn

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Patently obvious

I guess you're unaware of Palm's patent portfolio then.

Remember that Palm were at the forefront of hand-held computing when it was just beginning, so they hold some pretty fundamental patents in the area. If you want to make a smartphone, for example, Palm (now HP I guess) is one of the companies you will have get a patent license from.

Microsoft's FUD goes mobile

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Pure Microsoft spin?

I suspect this is another case of Microsoft making bold claims about a small sub-clause which had little to do with the main purpose of the agreement.

From the CNET article:

"Microsoft and HTC announced they have inked a new patent deal that specifically provides the Taiwanese cell phone maker with the right to use Microsoft's patented technologies in phones running Google's Android operating system."

Doesn't say there that Android infringes any of MS's patents.

The truth is that HTC need a license to use MS patents because HTC produce MS handsets. I'm sure HTC wouldn't mind very much if MS added language to say that the license covers _all_ of HTCs handsets. Then MS can go about saying that they licensed those patents for Android handsets. Which, technically, they did.

Typical MS bluster. They talk a lot of talk, but refuse to back it up when challenged.

'Gossips' say Apple will acquire ARM

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And the winner is...

Sure Intel would get some more business out of it, but if (FSM forbid) Apple does gobble up ARM and shut down its licensing business, then I suspect the real winners will be the MIPS people.

Apple bans Pulitzer Prize political cartoons from iPhone

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Godwin away

This is an Apple story, Godwinning the comments can never come soon enough.

MPs criticise 'impossible' e-Borders schedule

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That's just not cricket!

Would the players have to file a customs declaration every time the ball passed over the border, too?

Unfortunately, being that annoying (yet correct) bastard, holding up the queue and irritating security, only makes life difficult for the staff at the port. It does nothing to those who actually make the stupid policies.

I suppose it might be different if you can get arrested/deported (for doing something entirely legal) and make a lot of noise in the papers. But in that case, acting like an ass isn't going to do you any favours.

Child abuse frame-up backfires on stalker

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Charged with what?

He was charged with "making indecent images of children"? And put on the Sex Offenders Register? So did he actually take/create those images which he "downloaded" onto the victim's computer?

I would assume that this would have to be the case, were we not talking about a country so socially and legally steeped in paedohysteria.

Normal Human Being™ reviews the iPad

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Not a computer

Exactly. It's not a device to get stuff done, it's a device for consuming media.

As with most Apple devices, it's primary purpose it to be looked at.

Met launches net café spy operation

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Vote Fascist for a third glorious decade of total law enforcement

Become a government informer!

Betray your family and friends!

Fabulous prizes to be won!

Heathrow security man cops perv scanner eyeful

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Female != Woman

The Reg made no mention of the species of Jo Margetson, only that she was female. Assuming one didn't view the Sun article (and who could be blamed for not doing so), it could've been a dog for all we know.

A dog with big tits.

Who can talk.

Hmm.

So I guess she could've been a anthromorph. This is the internet, after all.

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John Laker: hero of privacy

It was certainly inevitable, and perhaps we should congratulate John Laker for providing a potential catalyst for (worthwhile, for once) public hysteria.

Of course, the good Jo Margetson should also be congratulated for making the incident publically known. And for her gigantic tits.

Victorinox offers hackers £100,000 challenge

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Police fail an knowing the law, too.

Unless you're taking photos, or look a bit foreign, in which case it will no doubt be counted by the plod as evidence that you're planning some terrorist atrocity.

Dell bars Win 7 refunds from Linux lovers

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There must be a law against this?

So Dell are (re)selling products whose licenses they are not abiding by?

Either Dell need to start selling a version of Windows with a different EULA ("do not use the software. Instead, return it [ALONG WITH ANY HARDWARE IT WAS INSTALLED ON] to the retailer for a refund or credit."), or they need to start living up to their side of the agreements they make with customers.

Microsoft renews vows with JQuery Javascript

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MIT and GPL v2

I note with some suspicion that neither of the licenses under which jQuery is available include explicit patent-licensing clauses.

UK is safer from al-Qaeda 'bastards', says security minister

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Stop

Ever lived in a police state?

Has the Admiral Lord West of Spithead himself ever "lived in a police state", such that would actually give him some standing to comment on the matter?

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