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Today's get-rich-quick scheme: Build your own bank

Thursday 19th June 2014 18:01 GMT Coltek

Central Bunk...

The Central Bank...

The bank that likes to say "Bail In" - Warner wants his bumps read!

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Planet-hunting Kepler hits EXOPLANET JACKPOT

Saturday 28th January 2012 14:31 GMT Coltek

Don't tell the Government or the banks....

Just imagine all those people on all those planets that the Government could tax, and the banks could rip off......

.....It's a wonder they can sleep at night!

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Give the Met Office £10m, says Transport Committee

Friday 13th May 2011 12:01 GMT Coltek

% Accuracy.

Perhaps they should forecast as a percentage of likely-hood. Like "there is a 70% chance of precipitation in your area this afternoon", or there is a "60% chance of a severe winter", then they have some wiggle room and can never be wrong.

That's how they do it in the US..... Just to stir up you haters.

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Bill Gates goes (mini) nuclear

Thursday 25th March 2010 10:22 GMT Coltek

Thorium....

... could be a better idea?

http://energyfromthorium.com/

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'Snowball Earth': Glaciers, ice packs once met at Equator

Monday 8th March 2010 10:26 GMT Coltek

Sunspots

The old currant bun doesn't look too busy to me right now....

http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/sunspots/

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NASA flying car engineer shoots down Reg coverage

Monday 8th March 2010 10:26 GMT Coltek

Bloody Experts.....

....."How dare you Plebs even think about mentioning my stuff ?" Bluster and Huff Huff....

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MoD turns to bloggers for advice on UK defence policy

Friday 5th February 2010 10:37 GMT Coltek

If things don't change...

Been the same since Pontious got his pilot's wings - lots and lots of Rodneys'

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Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

Monday 25th January 2010 10:56 GMT Coltek

Maybe....

....they could be used to detect Global Warming.

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New Labour bring old Nuremberg Laws to Britain

Friday 15th January 2010 11:44 GMT Coltek

Time for a Bill of Rights...

....And a proper Constitution.

Nuff' said.

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You and what Android? The Google iPhone killer that isn't

Thursday 7th January 2010 11:19 GMT Coltek

Phones should be sold like cars.

Once you buy it you own the damn thing. You can buy gas and spares from any number of places.

The same should go for phones - buy "regular", "mid grade" or "premium" service from where you like on a day by day basis. No Damned contracts.

Might see some price wars. Whoopee!

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Navy's £1bn+ destroyers set to remain unarmed for years

Thursday 3rd December 2009 10:43 GMT Coltek

Why Should Britain Tremble?

And that's all.

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Sh*t the bed, it's Comment of the Week

Monday 30th November 2009 10:19 GMT Coltek

Why Should Britain Tremble...

And that's all.

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'Hybridisation' tech to quintuple battery life

Thursday 19th November 2009 19:14 GMT Coltek

Where do they buy their batteries?

I bet the bunny is laughing all the way to the bank!

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Egyptian telecom counts cost of football riot

Thursday 19th November 2009 16:48 GMT Coltek

So, it's all quite normal huh?

Civilized.... And that's all.

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LHC starts beaming Saturday: Collisions Dec 3

Thursday 19th November 2009 16:43 GMT Coltek

Nurse! Nurse!

They are out of bed again!!

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Mancunians finally get to open bank accounts, go to Europe

Tuesday 17th November 2009 10:37 GMT Coltek

A Piece of Paper?

They will probably have to carry a piece of paper to validate the card (A bargain at just £50.00 folks!) - and then maybe a card to validate the piece of paper (Another bargain folks!).

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NASA: the world will not end in 2012

Thursday 12th November 2009 16:00 GMT Coltek

Nurse! Nurse!

....they are all out of bed again....

I just hope it's my round when it happens!

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El Reg launches 'Comment of the Week'

Monday 26th October 2009 10:14 GMT Coltek

One could easily get the Hump about this....

.... and that,s all.

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WTF is this country called America?

Monday 26th October 2009 10:12 GMT Coltek

Nurse! Nurse!

..... They are all out of bed again!!

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Guardian gagged over Commons question

Wednesday 14th October 2009 09:15 GMT Coltek

SmokeScreens...

.....As one drifts away, another will appear. Why should Britain tremble.

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Inmate hacker locks down jail computers

Wednesday 30th September 2009 09:08 GMT Coltek

It's "The Goon Show"

.... His middle name must be "Eckles". "Nobody's perfect!"

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UK council forced to swallow dick

Friday 25th September 2009 10:11 GMT Coltek

After 15 years in US...

.... I still smile when I drive past a "Hampton Inn"

Keep smilin'

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Swedish military bras burst, melt during 'rigorous exercise'

Thursday 24th September 2009 10:15 GMT Coltek

You can't have IT always Sean..

Britte is Busting out all over....

Thanks for the Mammories

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Rights commission slams police DNA database advice

Thursday 17th September 2009 14:42 GMT Coltek

@David Wilson

Of course they would not frame you.... Would they?.... All I was saying is that the burden of proof could be shifted by just asking if it could have been falsified..........

Your move Sherlock.

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Thursday 17th September 2009 11:05 GMT Coltek

DNA can be falsified!

http://www.news-medical.net/news/20090818/DNA-evidence-found-at-crime-scenes-can-easily-be-falsified.aspx

This makes the database useless. The DNA that they hold can also be falsified to make it look like what (or who) they want it to be. Surely this is a good defence for anyone accused on DNA evidence.

I rest my case.

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