I don't wear a watch, how am I going to start my car?
177 posts • joined 10 Aug 2009
I don't wear a watch, how am I going to start my car?
"like giving a loaded gun to a child …"
Just a normal day in the USA then...
Automated stalking!! The future is here!!! Where's my flying car!!!!
The update frequency was probably fine when the road didn't change for 100 years or so and the main difference was that Little Effingham had been wiped out by the plague (making it a good fixer-upper opportunity)
Absolutely fine if it works for you and you have all the outlets to hand. I like shopping in our local Tesco. It's in walking distance, I know the staff and the fruit and veg come from round here.
Lidl is just a nasty shopping experience in comparison. Their stuff might be cheap, but I have to drive there, negotiate TOH's wheelchair through a cramped shop full of bargain hunters and pack my bags at the speed of light. But of course YMMV
Nice choice of icon there Joey.
I don't actually mind ads per se, I consume internet content that has to be paid for some way, and ads seem as good a way as any (better than taking money directly from my bank account).
BUT I hate flashing or moving ads, I am told by her indoors that I have Attention Deficit Disorder and flashing ads are just too damn eyecatching, I get distracted easily. Leave the ads as static, (and probably breastless - what can I say - millions of years of evolution) and I'll leave them displayed.
Oh, and I'm not too worried about the tracking thing as I believe that THEY are tracking me anyway, and if I make it too hard for them, then they'll just bag me up...
"...who on earth still has a telly handy that will work on then?..."
It has to plug into the telly so you can fight with your mum over whether she gets to watch Corrie or you get to play Elite...
...got a bad feeling about this...
"Wearable used as court evidence, can of worms opened"
...and the movement required duly logged...
There's an awful lot of talk here about hardware's capabilities (not that that's not important, I'm currently multitasking 5 programs on my desktop), but not a lot's been said about the ergonomics.
Where I work, we have to do periodic VDU risk assessments and the safety officer shakes her head sadly at those people risking embolisms, bad backs and RSI when we're using our desktops on a proper desktop. I shudder to think how she would react to the sight of folk peering at a 6inch screen and attempting to do proper work using a squishy bluetooth keyboard, and as for slouching about with a laptop on your lap...
My feeling is that if your tied to a desk in your daily work, get a proper desktop PC. You (and your lower back) know it makes sense...
Can I get one that sounds like Majel Barrett?
Can I take it that that means my Fisher-Price-like phone it still going to be usable in 30 years time. I've passed my kids' Fisher-Price toys on to my grandkids (yes I am a cheapskate).
Personally, I think that when the aliens come to see why the Earth went dark, all they'll find is cockroaches playing with Fisher-Price...
"...He had some hair raising,..."
Still had hair then, couldn't have been too bad...
"but a mainstream audience may prove difficult to convince."
Don't faff about. If you mean "the wife" just say it!!
"I couldn't see from the Apple documentation (or from El Reg's info either) whether you can actually swap the software configurable SIM card for an ordinary one."
Surely there won't be a physical SIM therefore no slot to stick an ordinary one in.
By and large I agree with you're sentiment, but I think in the real world if you don't vote, then you fall into the category of those who just can't be arsed. Much better to trawl along to the polling station and stuff your unmarked ballot paper into the box. (I once wrote "I don't want to vote for any of these people" on my ballot paper) The fact that you turned out to vote gets counted and none of the pillocks you didn't want to vote for gets the benefit. Oh wait, there's someone at the doo
In Certain Places in our Lab system, pressing CTRL-C will reliably dump you at a : prompt, whereby a variety of keys can be pressed (the only useful one to most of our users being M to take them back to a menu). Of course, users being users, most of them do Ctrl-Alt-Del and end the terminal task and start again...
"Healthcare IS NOT free ..
I pay for it out of my tax ."
Sorry, I meant free at point of access (as well you knew - but you had to moan, didn't you)
I see you have a rosy view of humanity and their common sense. My view is that as folk become accustomed to the web, they become less, rather than more careful and the problem will creep back up.
I don't normally draw parallels, but in this case it illustrates my point nicely. The AIDS epidemic gave people a certain amount of pause when it came to high-risk activities (you know what they are...) because AIDS was scary and fatal. As time went on, the initial infected died off, and treatments improved to the stage where surviving an infection is certain (at least in the UK, where healthcare is free) as long as you keep taking the drugs. People gradually stopped being careful and now we have a syphilis epidemic amongst teenagers in Scotland.
Moral: as long as people send you links and/or offer "safe" sex people will forget the lessons of the past and will indulge in unsafe practises.
PS: taking anti-retrovirals to survive is NOT nice. And the other STDs, GC and syph, are becoming more drug resistant daily. BE CAREFUL!!
"...people pick up the mouse to click "Go", "Search" or whatever after typing a query..."
Tell me about it! Watching people type in their Active Directory Username/passwords is a dismal experience.
Move mouse -> click in username box (it already has the cursor in it)
Move mouse -> click in password box (hit Tab - the one above capslock, fool)
Type password (watching screen after every letter to make sure they go in - it's a row of dots!)
Move mouse -> click OK (just hit return for goodness sake!!)
"...Off topic, but somehow related. How come audiobooks are available on YouTube? Obviously for me this is a good thing (I have recently really enjoyed Red Mars and am now on Childhood's End), but why don't they get pulled by Audible, etc?..."
Well now you've gone and spoiled it for everyone...
I agree, although I think I might hold out for fast broadband as well.
"Yes you can compare a £500 iPhone to a Moto G - it's not that the Moto G is a bad phone (it's not) but it's like comparing (and pardon the car analogy) a Vauxhall Astra to a Mercedes."
Which one is which again?
You're absolutely right, I consider myself chastised (curse this damn shoulder-chip!!)
I think most people see Salmond's job as the achievement (or at least, the promotion) of the SNP ideal of Scottish independence. I don't think many foresee him lasting long in post-referendum government....
What I find fascinating, is not all that political bullshit (after all, it's in no-ones best interest for part of the British Isles to go down the pan) but that nobody South of the border seems to understand why perfectly reasonable people (yes we are, if you disagree, then I call prejudice) would want to take such a huge step into the unknown.
If the Scots truly felt like valued members of the community, and if they didn't feel like a test bed for trying out policies that might be unpopular (Poll Tax, anyone?) then they might not feel that separation is a solution. The idea of gaining independence and having to make our way by ourselves, knowing that our Southern neighbours are just waiting for a misstep, is such a scary thing that no-one would undertake it unless they felt the alternative was untenable.
But what do I know, I'm just a naive IT guy.
...but the wicker man in the (classic - Edward Woodward) film was a makey-up* religious practise invented by some upper-class nutter to ensure a good harvest.
*A bit like the scottish accent affected by Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee (and most of the rest of the cast...)
(NB I have also heard the the Roman writers bigged-up these Human Sacrifce stories to justify their mass subjugation of the barbarians. Although why they felt they had to, I don't know)
"I hope someday The Register will grow up,"
I hope it won't!!
@ThomH "What Would Stallman Do?"
Stallman would probably
a) not be locked in with a Kindle
b) use a Kindle for its portability, battery life and readability in bright sunlight and make backups of his books in a format that's not locked in by DRM...
Sadly, you're right. I chose a lightweight distro to put on my chromebook based on two things - does the trackpad work and does it look good (LXLE in the end if anybody's wondering)
@Mr Common Sense
I don't think that comic means what you think it means....
(NB: you did check out the hovertext, didn't you?)
John Sheridan? (who went to Z'ha'dum anyway -- AND CAME BACK!)
"New rule: if you're going to constantly compare X government action to 1984 in the usual tiring Daily Mail way, you have to have read it first."
What, every time??!!
The Tesco round the corner has a cafe offering free wifi with your clubcard, adequate coffee and a selection of cakey things sourced from their in-store bakery.
I also have to confess an sneaky liking for MacDonald's coffee (also their free wifi). I wouldn't eat any of their "cakes" though. (and like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_Millhone I am guiltily fond of a Quarter pounder with cheese - a Royale, if you prefer...)
"... If you're buying a basket full of booze, knives and glue "
Duct tape! You forgot the duct tape!!.
Good for you @buzzword. Buried in the bowels of a concrete hospital as I am, I have NO mobile coverage.
Also, in a hospital environment like ours, the majority of people who need roaming contact carry bleeps and have to find a phone when they go off. It would be a lot more useful to carry a proper communicator. If only we got a signal!!
...You mean "Hey, jimmy!!"
"wouldn't you want to stream straight into the back of a TV, rather than an 8" screen"
I suppose that depends on whether you're fighting your family for the TV (just like the old ZX81 days...)
"FWIW: ladies, I now insist my dates bring birth certificate and passport and prefer to rely on that rather than any alternative information they may choose to offer."
Once you've actually clapped eyes on them (or even talked to them!) and they passed muster, why does their documentation matter?
Time travel!!! It'll be able to go back and save itself....
I thought that said Brolly... now there's a good idea for a flexible screen, the ability to work in the rain.
Where's my car keys, I'm off down the patent office.
Maybe a tee-shirt with a myriad of embedded infrared LEDs...
+500 for the Bladerunner references
me going to a party as Deckard-------->
Damn! failed the Voight-Kampff test again
Scottish joke -
"Return the Elgin Marbles to Elgin"
I have 40 users working at 15 shared machines switching from a terminal emulator, running a LIMS, to various specialised laboratory applications running in the browser (IE8 on Win XP) to software interfacing with analysers (some of which hasn't been updated by the manufacturer since Windows 95). Oh and we're a Microbiology lab, no touching the screen (keyboards are a necessary evil that are cheap enough to be replaced). And we're only one of the labs here, and we're not a particularly big one.
Voice and touch tiles just won't do the job in this environment, neither will obscure methods of switching applications. And hiding running apps away is definitely out of the question, what happens then is people fire up more instances until the processor runs out of grunt and the system fan is whining like concorde.
I'll get my coat, it's the Howie one with gram stain down the front.
You've been to our lab then? Are you a CPA inspector?
That's NOT Lindsay Lohan? I'm not buying it then. What a gyp!!